#MLM Classified

[fa1ryy-z1n]

wanna cry into a guy’s arms about school and writing stress while he holds me in his lap and shushes me, kissing away my tears and whispering sweet nothings into my ears to calm me down before holding me to force me to finally rest because i deserve to and he won’t let me get anything less than i deserve

[edgyeli]

"why everything has to be a ship, why they can't be just friends" crowd

Alright. As long as you don't ignore the fact that they would kill for each other, die for each other, sacrifice every other relationship and people in their lives just to be with each other.

Bend the laws of nature, world and magic just so they can be together.

Cheated death, just so the other can be still with them.

If you won't ignore the fact that that they're soulmates, even if platonic, and no other relationship comes close to that commitment to each other then I agree. Then we can talk about their platonic relationship.

[lemonisherelol]

I realize bro can dance

[thismoleculeisacomedian]

just realized that today is my 3 month anniversary of almost falling for a pyramid scheme but realizing what it was at the absolute last second. get on my level.

[precious-blossom]

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[bhebotechnologies]

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[pretendingimanauthorforaminute]

Ray's of Sunshine

"But I'm so happy when I'm with you"

The words of a clueless boy, who doesn't yet know what he wants. Who doesn't know how he has grown, how close he is to salvation. To saying goodbye to his inner demons. To understanding why he is the way he is. There's a belief that he needs this. As though this is all a test and not playing god, with real living people, the derailment of progress means nothing to a figurehead deity. There is a belief that he needs this. Getting everything he's dreamed of for the last 2 years. But he's changed. He's met new people since then, he's had new experiences, he's grown. He's met new people since then. He's started learning how to get better. He's being forced to confront himself without his usual escapisms. "But I cant save us" He will have to save himself first. Will he?

[mlmdiary]

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[dantes-inf3rno]

𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎? : )

“In a room full of art, I’ll still stare at you.”

MLM!

sum ; Bucky is head-over-heels. Like, really.

a/n ; hihi!! trying to write fanfics, I’m not that good, I’m better at writing scripts and stuff! If anything is inaccurate, I apologize! But enjoy this little oneshot. :3

DISCLAIMER! this is strictly mlm, not gn or fem, sorry! Mild swearing, too!! Fem DNI srry :(!!

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

A crush wasn’t the right word to describe what Bucky felt.

If anything, it would be classified as an obsession. A cruel, cruel obsession that the universe has casted upon him.

Bucky was overreacting—but still! You were perfect. Like, oddly perfect, no matter what. Bucky could just spend days staring at you.

~~~~~~✮

Bucky’s eyes squinted from the sun as he woke up, a subtle hue of golden casted upon his face.

Right, he was with Sam.

But also with you! God—Bucky could just explode!

Bucky sat up, almost flinching at the sight of you in the kitchen with Sam. It wasn’t that he was scared of you—Hell, he was more busy drooling over you to be scared—he was just…not used to seeing someone so handsome.

“Good morning, Bucky,” You smiled at him. Bucky just gave a small murmur, successfully masking the fact he was about to melt into the ground from your smile.

Bucky wasn’t gay. Well, maybe. But he still liked women, he just…had small crushes on men every once in a while. Like with Steve when he got the serum, but who can blame him? It’s not everyday you see a guy with a fat ass.

Anyways. Bucky was pulled out of his thoughts by Sam laughing at some stupid story you were telling while making coffee. Bucky’s mouth quirked up. For the first time since HYDRA, he felt…safe. Safe with you.

Bucky took the coffee you handed him. He hummed in satisfaction, how did you always get his coffee just right? It was like a miracle. “Thank you.” Bucky murmured, his thumb grazing over the faintly lifted design of the mug, the subtle feel of roughness from it rubbing against his fingertip.

“Of course!” You smile, shifting against the wooden floor and making it creak. “Y’know, we should go to this Mexican restaurant back in Brooklyn, it’s so good!”

Bucky’s eyebrows twitched in confusion. Were you…asking him out?

“Uh,” Bucky stood up straight, Sam nudged him with a glare, silently urging him to accept. “Yeah,” Bucky looked at you, yet wasn’t able to hold eye contact. “Yeah, that’d be great.” He smiled.

Bucky was so screwed.

[redgoldblue]

so @itwoodbeprefect tagged me in what was originally an ask game due to a chronological series of events and i wanna talk about songs so: shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up.

(the playlist i've listened to most is as it often is my on repeat but i'm taking 'favourite' as leave to go to my next most listened, which is:) springsteen songs that make you gay and/or trans

Racing In The Street - this is inherently a butch cassidy & the sundance kid coded song, which i don't mean in the sense that it's necessarily a ship song for butch/sundance/etta (although far be it from me to say it's not), but that it is fundamentally telling the same story. It's also one of the many songs on here that speaks to my thesis that the overlap between working-class and queer experiences is one of the major reasons Springsteen's discography resonates so much with queer people in its simultaneous disenchantment and hope. Also taking Martha & The Vandellas Dancing In The Street and making it into a melancholic ballad on living in transience and recklessness and the effect it has on your relationships and loved ones is just. there’s something gay about that whole concept. tonight my baby and me we're gonna ride to the sea / and wash these sins off our hands

Growin' Up - most of the songs on here I can classify into 'makes you gay', 'makes you lesbian', or 'makes you trans'. this is one of the few that I can only say 'makes you queer'. I do think it's underrated in general as a song, and I also think there's a full low fantasy queer found family story in there. but it's also just something about building a life in private you can't bring yourself to share, until you can. had a jukebox graduate for a first mate / she couldn't sail but she sure could sing

My Lover Man - I mean, i really don't need to say anything about My Lover Man, it says it all itself. it is quite explicitly singing to a male lover who, my interpretation, was trying and failing to perform comphet. come into my arms and fall / my lover man

Thunder Road - this one makes you lesbian. honestly i could just leave it at the Melissa Etheridge video, but the point is. he has songs that are subverting masculinity (Cover Me, also on this playlist, comes to mind, or Because The Night), and he has, somehow, songs that are subverting femininity. this is the latter. (i also wrote a wlw roadtrip romance set to thunder road quite a few years ago. it wasn't good but it is still a vibe). now i'm no hero that's understood / all the redemption i can offer lies beneath this dirty hood

Bobby Jean - oh i love bobby jean's inclusion on this playlist! this also does not fit into the aforementioned three categories, but only because as far as i'm concerned it's very firmly a wlw/mlm solidarity song. just... private but joyful teenage solidarity, and escaping for yourself, and not holding it against someone that they needed to escape for themselves. we liked the same music / we liked the same bands / we liked the same clothes

[appendingfic]

Things People Know About Eggman, in Increasing Difficulty to Locate

Worldwide broadcast: He is MLM and was in a situationship with his assistant Wikipedia: He is a Pentagon weapons contractor War Thunder Forums: Schematics for his egg drones Declassified Intelligence Committee Debriefings: Went rogue, tried to blow up San Francisco, Paris, Cairo, and portions of the Great Wall of China, and later assaulted an undisclosed Montana town Classified Intelligence Committee Debriefings: ...to kill an alien hedgehog.

[bibibbon]

Don’t know how much of these are controversial statements, but dare I say that being a hardcore anti of a character (including of a character that deserves the hate like Bakugo or Endeavor) rots someone’s brain similarly to how being a hardcore stan does.

Also maybe it is because I personally get bogged down constant haterism but sometimes hardcore stans are much more pleasant to be around than. Like for example hardcore stans of Uraraka are much pleasant to be around than hardcore antis of Uraraka (especially if the anti is a twitter main and/or the anti’s favorite ship is Midoriya x any male character (love mlm ships favorite mha ship of all time is gddamn Midoyama and love Midoriya one of my favorite anime protags but like some of his hardcore stans and some of the Midoriya fujoshis/fudanshis can be um well unbearable… still prefer them over Midoriya hardcore antis though))

I don't think these are really hot, take, tbh but maybe that's because I find myself strongly agreeing with your ask🤷‍♀️.

I wanna classify there is a difference between criticism and hate, and a lot of that time, the difference is very clear. Fandoms are a place where it's usually fans of certain media who interact with other fans and the content of said media, so in my opinion, fandoms work or tend to work on a positive outlook. In my opinion, this is why many people find it much more interesting and enjoyable to interact in such a manner.

Your point about someone being a hard-core anti is the same as being a hard-core Stan is so real and so true!!!! They both literally rot someone's posts, brain, and their outlook on that type of media and personally I would rather interact with hard core stans than hard core haters.

However, I wanna clarify that hard-core haters are NOT THE SAME as critics.

Now, onto your final point, I will admit I am biased, and I do like izuku he is one of my top 3 favs in mha. Izuku antis from my experience can be really weird and I say izuku antis not izuku critics because critics do tend to bring good points about his character and how the writing for his character is incredibly flawed at times. However, it also sometimes seems like hard-core izuku stans seem to genuinely woobify him and remove a lot of his natural characteristics like Izuku's anger to fit into a mould they want him to fit in. This is one of the reasons why you can see a lot of criticism for fanon izuku on other websites.

TLDR: I heavily agree with everything Anon said! This seems to be a genuine issue within fandoms as a whole

[lunarsilkscreen]

Wanna know what it looks like from my and my teams perspective?

Most of us are disorganized. I mean; there's no organization. Many military members, many tacticians from the speed running environment, others of the most random connections you can think of.

A CIA group that was tasked with seeing if I was a National Security Threat that I managed to convince (through my dossier) them that I was a pretty good choice.

An FBI cell, MI:6 cell, and even a KGB cell. Can you imagine what it must be like to get an actual call from the FBI agent tasked with monitoring your social medias is?

But; those agencies ended up being closer to a personal protection agency as any threats that I faced were people that was already on their lists.

I have a "Spookiness Factor" classified as a literal superpower of being in the right place at the right time way too many times in a row.

Ok so; be me;

And then these things happen one after another and you can't function at all because none of it makes sense from your perspective; you're just following the path laid out for you.

I caught the attention of science guys the world round which caught the attention of the "Real Science Guys" that don't have a TikTok accounts.

I made both Natalie Wynn and Abigail Thorn (one of which has direct connections to the Royal Family) jealous of me. Despite me fangirling them.

Which managed to connect all of BreadTube with GameTube and even Manosphere Tube and the Daily Show.

All the while I'm just posting at my own whims oblivious of all this.

"How is she doing all this?" Well those friends were doing this thing, them friends were doing that thing, and somehow I enlisted the help of literal agencies paid to spy on me as if I were A Terrorist Cell leader.

Which... Uhh.. I guess I kinda was... 😬

But that was more about how the three-letter agencies classify terror cells than anything I actually did.

And I figured since everything is MLMs all the way down; and I know my team leaders understand how to be a formless mass while getting things done, allowed them all to operate as the most Agile Scrum group you've ever seen.

That it would be a simple matter to say "MLM Agile Scrum" which they took to mean that they could do the exact thing corporations do, faster, easier, and just...

Well like a Leaderless Terrorist Cell.

So... I wouldn't say that I have the most Autistic Tactical Genius at *my* command; they're not *not at my command*.

I'm just glad the Secret Service decided to step in at President Obama's behest when they did. Cuz it was gonna get close to *really* scary there for a bit.

I've only ever really met my Fiancè in passing through that *spooky* superpower the three-letter agencies classified.

And then we both realized we're REALLY big fans of everything the other person has ever done. We just didn't know that they were the ones doing those things.

Have you ever seen the movie "Mr. And Mrs. Smith?" It was like that but we weren't in an acknowledged relationship. But we've been in a relationship our whole lives without realizing it.

So uhm...

That's the not the whole thing either.

It's just us going "What the fuck?", "No fucking way...", "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard", "is this really happening?", "what *is* happening?", "we live in a society.", "this is really how things work?", "this is the dumbest thing ever."

It's like we accidentally stepped into a forced checkmate with ChatGPT. It makes no sense. Nothing makes sense. Except that it does make sense. And yet; what even is happening?

[artpo]

Another amazing interview!

Their views on BL align with mine sm. They perfectly summarized how I feel 🤌🏻

M: "I don't want a BL series to be one of the film genres. Actually, there's than that in the world. By saying it's a BL film, you create your own expectations. It changes what you expect from the film."

A: "I always tell myself that it's not normal to classify - WLW, MLM, whatever. It is not normal. If we see it naturally, anything is possible. People living together would want to develop their relationships. I see it as a couple wanting to develop their relationship. [...] Every step I take, I don't judge if it's weird or not."

Their views in general are so mature, passionate, well-articulated! I could listen to them talk for hours.

Them being so introspective and mindful in the way they go about their work, their art just makes me respect them even more. (And it also makes them even more attractive ngl.)

We choose amazing people to stan 💚💛

[habeascorpseus]

when i was in 7th grade, i had my first boyfriend. corny shit, i know. in many cases i dont think middle school relationships are enough to be classified as dating- but to this day, i do firmly believe our clumsy attempts at recreating the behavior of couples barely older than us did count. there was an emotional connection there. we had met in 6th grade and bonded over fnaf and minecraft 3 animations and all those other things that people still found found entertaining in 2014.

another notable thing in 7th grade that happened was that i had discovered i was transgender. well, i say "discovered", but it was honestly a long time coming. between my obsession with being seen as a "tomboy," my favorite song on the Kidz Bop 16 CD being Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy" (but sung in a way to make it so much less about cheating that it really became more of a call to action to imagine life as a man) to the point where i manually would loop it on my cd player for hours, and my growing love for mlm shipping— i had been a certified egg since i was in 4th grade. but despite being raised around and parented with about a dozen lesbian and gay couples since birth, i didnt know whether or not my parents were transphobic or not. so, after looking through a list of trans identities, i decided to just come out as genderfluid to my parents as sort of a compromise to the intimidating rigidity of being a trans boy. and even though it wasn't entirely fitting to what i'd ultimately figure out about myself, i grew pretty attached to it.

back to the middle school boyfriend.

at the end of 7th grade— like, a week before summer vacation— i publically came out as genderfluid. while my ex, who i will from now on refer to as Lou, had initially taken it well, albeit with some confusion, over the summer, a much different series of feelings began unfolding. unfortunately, as middle school boys are wont to do whenever one of them begins to act even slightly against the norm, his friends began asking him if he was gay. "if michael¹ is a boy sometimes, does that make you straight, or bisexual?" are some of the things i later heard them ask. and since i, phoneless till the age of 16, was unable to talk to him throughout this relentless picking apart of his own identity, by the time we got back to school, things were... different.

¹ Michael is the name i went by irl for 3 years from 7th-9th grade.

for one, there were the jokes. he was a big leafy fan (and i really did try even back then to steer him away from that but its hard when youre a cringe nerd middle schooler) and back then "attack helicopter" jokes were kind of all the rage, so he began jokingly identifying as a toaster. then he made a toaster mask out of a cardboard box, spray paint, and duct tape that he brought to school and began putting on whenever i walked by him in the hallway. and then, and possibly worst of all- a simple html website shared between his friends called "what gender is Michael today?" which lead to a random generator of options like, "boy", "girl", "toaster", and "attack helicopter." all of which is kind of a lot to deal with when youre a middle schooler with a pretty rough time of it already, and suddenly your main bully is the guy youve effectively been in a relationship with for 6 months.

and now you may be asking: hey habeas, why this sudden autobiographical deep dive into the most traumatic period of your life? what spawned this? how is this story relevant to literally anything going on? well, that's where the next part of the story comes in.

that year, our sex ed teacher was a 5ft transgender man named Mudd. Mudd had a buzzcut, and a higher pitched voice, and small hands, but beyond all of that, there was nothing visibly different about him than any other boy or man in the school. in fact, the boys thought he was cool as hell. they were fascinated by the idea of transformation of the self into an unrecognizable body. they never misgendered him, even after learning his status as a trans man. in fact, they were comfortable enough around him to be transphobic towards me. and Mudd, like a good trans mentor, told them to cut that shit out, and told me that regardless of how complicated and occasionally contradictory my identity was, it was still me, and i needed to stand up for who i was as a person.

a week later, Lou called me a tranny, and in response, i punched him in the nose and promptly stopped talking to him.

so again, why is this relevant? well, I'm not sure how terminally online (or specifically, on twitter) some of you are, but recently there's been a bit of a tiff in a certain fandom about bi lesbianism. specifically, how it, as an identity, is harmful to both the bisexual and lesbian communities. which, one: nooooo....??? bisexuality and lesbianism arent separate so much fraternal twins, and I've already talked too much to include further definitions to prove it. but my argument is really less about its validity as an identity and more about the principle of there being limits to acceptance, even within our community.

like with my experience, people were fine when they were faced with binary identities. a trans man like mudd is cool, or a trans girl like Jazz Jennings (we watched a lot of I Am Jazz in homeroom) could be seen as normal, and more so, inspiring. but when i came in with an identity people found to be contradictory or "too confusing," it resulted in backlash. the entire definition of being "queer" is to be abnormal to what general society finds acceptable, and even then, some things are "too weird" to be tolerated. even amongst "weird" people. which i find to be a pretty troubling trend amongst queer leftist young people who's only real experience with an "lgbt community" has been online. here, we prioritize and find catharsis in labels and categories to the point where the "queer community" has become instead split between identities- the gays, the lesbians, the bis, the transes, the aros and aces and the whatnot. in the real world, it doesnt matter what flavor of queer you are, nobody's going to stop and ask before they call you a groomer and then legislate your freedom away. which is why we, as an online queer community, have to get rid of the notion that some identities are "too contradictory" or "dont exist" enough to be worth giving support and love.

im saying all this here... because, well, one: nobody wants to read a 40+ tweet thread about my personal brush with irl homophobia and how that radicalized me against community separation in general, and two: i am deeply afraid of 14 year olds on twitter with too much time on their hands. but also im saying this because it was infuriating yesterday to watch my entire twitter feed suddenly turn into a puritanical campaign against the very concept of someones identity and have the ability to say nothing. it disgusted me how quickly we turn against our own simply because the way they are is confusing to our tiny fucking peanut brains. and i know none of those people who went on that tirade will read this, but i felt like it needed to be said anyways.

don't let society's impulse to ostracize the confusing and strange win out over human decency. don't do conservatives' strategy to divide and conquer us for them. a person's identity not being comprehensible to you is not inherently an attack on who you, yourself, are. you are your identity and you should stand up for it, and you should stand up for others' identities too. punch your bullies in the nose.

long live the confusing, the contradictory, and most importantly, the queer.