#Man needs a break

[multifanritz]

Other Parents vs Bruce Wayne

Getting home late from work to find your kids are still in the house.

Other Parents: Oh good, you didn't sneak out :)

vs

Bruce Wayne: WHAT are you all still doing here?? Patrol was an hour ago!! >:O

Seeing your child pointing a gun at your other child.

Other Parents: Oh my god, sweetie, please put that down! Where did you even get that!?

vs

Bruce Wayne: *not even glancing up from the paper* Jason, please don't shoot your brothers, it's 9 in the morning.

Taking your child to the hospital for a bad injury.

Other Parents: Everything's gonna be okay, sweetie. Just tell the doctor exactly what happened, okay?

vs

Bruce Wayne: Okay, you remember the cover story, right? Tim, did you crash the car already? Good. Okay, Dick, remember, I was driving right behind you when you crashed so I just drove you here myself. That's exactly what happened. Okay? Okay, let's go.

[rejectedfables]

Lacking any spelled out canon reason for Feng Xin's fear of women, I can only infer that after nearly 800 years of being accidentally known as "Mr Huge Cock, God of Massive Dicks" and having to suffer through how NOT NORMAL people get when they sexualize strangers to the point of dehumanization, as well as being bombarded with sexual prayers he didn't agree to or want to recieve, that all of that has resulted in cumulative trauma in a way that nobody considers legitimate and everybody seems to think is funny

[frogmanfae]

Race: DAVEY OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE-

David, stressed out of his mind to begin with: HEY WATCH THE LANGUAGE! YOURE LUCKY LES ISN'T AROUND!! JESUS!

Race: did you just say "Jesus?"

Davey: ...YES?????

Race: ain't you Jewish?

Davey: *unintelligible sounds of exasperation* ITS AN EXPRESSION??

[izpira-se-zlato]

paidatonriehuja IG story | 08.07.2023

this is the reason why I do this ❤️ fuck money, fuck reputation, fuck everyone but if people enjoy it

[casualbuckley]

All of Bobby’s kids are going through it

[samwontshare]

Sam Wilson says your little problems need to be harder than this serum dick to raise my attn thanks

[ohyoru]

do u write for lu guang

hello anon ✿

yes, i do plan on hurting him writing for him. i actually have an idea written in my draft and i'm still waiting for the time to finally sit down and pour my heart and soul into this poor man sob

[ponds-of-ink]

This was supposed to be late night pose drawing, but uh

Grumpy meta William for the soul, I guess.

Good news: He gets a break from VR soon.

Bad news: He’s so drained from everything, it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s really going to be missing the testing. Or contemplating vanishing into thin air the entire time.

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Linda: Okay, truth or dare?

Danny: Truth

Linda: How many hours have you slept this week?

Danny: ….

Danny: dare

Linda: go to bed

Danny: I don’t like this game

[eastgaysian]

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

[potatounicoorn]

I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

[monstermonger]

A full moon shines, an omen of safe travels.

[saveitlikesasuke]

lol I really thought thiago would get some rest now

[teruriii]

he rlly brings that 'honk shoo honk shoo mi mi mi' vibe to the luofu