Thinking about Bucky in Romania and how every old lady in his apartment building probably adores him because he鈥檚 this handsome, strong, man who always helps them cross the street, and keeps those whippersnappers from stealing their purses, and holds the door open, and is just so baby-shaped to all of them.
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Natasha and Wanda introduce Alien Reader to Carol Danvers
Wanda: We have someone we want you to meet?
Natasha: She's not an alien exactly but she's pretty familiar with space
Wanda: Y/n this is-
Y/n: CAROL
Carol: Y/N
Carol and Y/n squeal in unison
Natasha: You two know each other?
Carol: I think we know each other very well, wouldn't you say so cutie
Y/n blushing: Knock it off Carol, what're you even doing on Earth
Carol: I could ask you the same thing?
Wanda whispering to Natasha: I don't like this
Natasha whispering back: They're all over each other
Y/n: Nat, Wanda I know we had plans but I haven't seen Carol in literal ages and I'd really like to catch up with her
Wanda: But-
Natasha: Catch up with your space friend we'll hang out later
Y/n and Carol leave
Wanda: Why'd you say that? She's stealing our woman Natasha
Natasha: What was I supposed to say? "Sorry Y/n, Wanda and I are jealous and don't want you to hang out with the one person that actually knows anything about your home"
Wanda: I'm going to mind control Carol to get her to bring Y/n back
Natasha: Absolutely not
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Y/n: *sobbing incomprehensible nonsense*
Wanda: Honey, we can鈥檛 understand you
Y/n: *sill sobbing*
Wanda: Are you physically hurt?
Natasha: DID SOMEONE DROP SOMETHING ON YOU?
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Thinking about how Steve and Bucky are probably treated like they have this amazing, age-old wisdom, when in reality they were just barely adults when they lost each other and everything else.
There is something so childlike about the way they cling to each other, how they won鈥檛 let one another go, not again.
They are each other鈥檚 tether in a strange world. The other is all they have.
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Peter: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Natasha:
Natasha: I like you.
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