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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
#basically Bruce gets hit with a curse that only allows him to speak in slang#what’s funny is that only dick is chronically online enough to understand him#and Jason’s recording everything for blackmail later#Bruce: don’t care didn’t ask. -100 points for aura and rizz#Jason: LAUGH#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#text#text post#batfamily
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doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂↔️
#superbat#batman#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne#dcu#dc comics#dc#my art#mine#i think this piece has the record for number of times i had to start over and redraw a person's face#thanks clark.#(jk ily clark <3)#anyways wahoo first art post of the year!!!!!!!!
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
#really happy with how michael turned out :] i might stick to this design#rapunzel ah glowy hair <3#i do need to workshop gerry though orz#have been working on this during breaks from my other projects and god it took way too long to finish#fun fact the final file for this is over 2gb 👍 forgot i was recording the timelapse#i could post it if anyone would be interested#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#michael shelley#tma michael#tma distortion#gerard keay#gerry keay#tma gerry#gerrymichael#doorkeay#technically? i’m not one to draw ship art usually but this one’s close enough i think#tma fanart#fanart#my art#digital art#illustration#magpod
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"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone
#boop#krash 🗯️#also for the record when I made this post I only had booping for two hours#it was not two hours in the end trust me
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Album Review: I Hear Sirens - Acheron (Post. Recordings/Dunk!Records)
USA (Utah) based post rock band, I Hear Sirens return with their latest full length offering titled Acheron, due for release on the 23rd of August via Post. Recordings in the US and Dunk! Records in Europe. I Hear Sirens are an instrumental band formed in 2005 by founding members Daved Harris and David Qualls releasing their first full album, Beyond The Sea, Beneath The Sky, in 2009. The band has…
#011#Acheron#Acherontia Atropos#Adrienne Robson#Daved Harris#David Qualls#Death’s-head Hawkmoth#dunk!records#Eric Olofson#I Hear Sirens#Instrumental Metal#instrumental music#Post. Recordings#Sarita Ford#Trevor Smith#Wes Johnson
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it’s so much worse. the way ellie tells joel to get up and he tries. the way abby seeps the pointed end of the club into his neck. the way the wlf members don’t even bother knocking ellie out because she is already so emotionally paralyzed by grief she can’t even so much as stand.
but more than anything else it’s crawling to him. all she can muster is crawling with nothing but her arms and cuddling into joel with her whole person. her face buried into the man’s which will forever be the last memory of him. it’s like watching a child seeking the safety of a parent who can’t protect them anymore. this isn’t just the death of a protector. it’s the death of home. joel, to ellie, is safety. safety that she spent the last five years resenting until it was too late. he’s been the one constant in a shattered world. so when he’s dying — or dead — she reverts, not in age but in emotional rawness. she becomes a daughter clinging to a father figure who can’t shield her anymore. and it’s not just fear. it’s complete unmooring. there’s no one left to hold the world up for her. it’s the kind of need that children have when everything feels too big, too loud, too dangerous. she needs to be held. but there’s no one to hold her, so she becomes the one doing the holding, even if he can’t respond. and he’ll never respond.
in one of ellie’s most harrowing moments in life joel was there to cling on to her. in yet another, she clings to him. but he’ll never cling back again.
#finally tlou season 2 posting#I wish I wasn’t#I’ve gone on record saying craig mazin will take the source material of tlou#and make it 1% worse in a way that feels 1000x worse#this was straight up 100% worse#and it was the golf club scene#I could not stop crying when ellie cuddled up next to him#im such a wreck#do not text#tlou part ii#tlou hbo spoilers#tlou hbo#the last of us#the last of us spoilers#joel miller#ellie williams#pedro pascal#bella ramsey#abby anderson
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3D Homura in 2024:
3D Homura in 2012:
#puella magi madoka magica#homura akemi#magia exedra#magia record#pmmm#madoka magica#mahou shoujo madoka magica#silly post#meme
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previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??
part 3 is now up!
#teletraan and soundwave are recording btw#theyre regretting it immensely. 'this is a massive waste of space on my floppy disk... guys please shut up and deal with spike'#theyre probably the only ones actually concerned about spike😭#optimus was barely holding himself back from accusing megatron's cannon of compensating for something trust#ALSO PLEASE KEEP THE TAGS COMING I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD READING SOME OF THE STUFF PEOPLE TAGGED ON THE PREV POST#spike witwicky#optimus prime#bumblebee#beachcomber#megatron#soundwave#frenzy#thundercracker#starscream#transformers g1#transformers generation one#transformers#transformers fanart#meme#maccadams#maccadam#raon zieghart's no 3 glazer
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I bring a kind of “athletes are human people and not commodities” energy to sports fandom that guys who talk about sports on tv and the internet don’t really like
#I'm good with this post becoming about player safety as it seems to have#but for the record it was originally about the concept of trades#in case anyone else is like me and goes to check OP's tags sometimes
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genuinely wish i could
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#please don't take him just because you can :(
#boop#april fools#boop o meter#april fools day#good omens#goodomensedit#goedit#ineffable husbands#*gifs#useraurore#userelio#useralison#elinordash#userrobin#useremi#userriel#userabs#usersugar#usereena#let the record show i posted this at 3pm on april 2nd but SHHH SENTIMENT STILL STANDS
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Metroidvania cheese: If you stand in this one specific spot and crouch the boss can’t hit you so you can spam weak projectiles until it dies
Fighting game cheese: There’s actually a way to beat this setup but it’s unintuitive so players who haven’t seen it before don’t know how, you can just do it over and over and unless they figure it out you win
MOBA cheese: This build and strategy is terrible at teamfighting and provides basically no utility for your team, but it makes you automatically win against a specific opponent and/or lets you one-shot squishy targets for your YouTube montage
Soulslike cheese: This is a mechanic the devs intentionally put in the game for you to use to make things easier and/or more fun, if you use it that clearly makes you a scrub
#for the record the community of souls players in my circles is pretty good about this#saw a post earlier that made me think of this#Delia original
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this is.... mothgirl!
#lost records#lost records bloom and rage#kat mikaelsen#swann holloway#original post#mothgirl my beloved
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