#Ruby x Pyrrha

[superiorsturgeon]

Blake: So, Ruby, since you’re dating both Jaune and Pyrrha, I have to ask…

Blake: …top or bottom…?

Ruby: Well, you might have guessed from my confident personality and the the fact that I’m a team leader- 😏

Jaune: *suddenly whispers in Ruby’s ear* Hey, Rubes~! 😘

Ruby: *crumples into a shuddering mess* AAAAHHH…! 🫣

Blake: 🤨

Jaune: 😏

Pyrrha: Jaune, don’t tease our girlfriend like that! 😠

Jaune: *immediately* I’m sorry, mommy! I’m a good boy, mommy! 😖

Blake: Wow, not only are you a bottom, you’re a bottom TO a bottom!

Ruby: 😫

[brokentrafficknight]

Favorite OT3 to this day

[frickingnerd]

love triangle with yandere ruby rose & yandere pyrrha nikos

pairing: ruby rose x gn!reader x pyrrha nikos

tags: harmless yanderes, wholesome fluff, open ending (implied poly relationship), jealousy & rivalry, charm & manipulation

the odds of having two beautiful women obsess over you are low, but never zero! 

both ruby and pyrrha had set their eyes on you, unaware that the other had taken an interest in you as well

you seemed to get along well with everyone, so neither of them got worried when they saw you spend time with the other

but eventually, they realized that the feelings they both had to you surpassed friendship by a lot! 

ruby and pyrrha both wanted to be the one you choose, yet neither of them wanted to go as far as eliminate their romantic rival

while the two of them might be yanderes, they aren't exactly violent

sure, they are skilled fighters and can take down grimms with ease, but they prefer to settle any relationship problems with words

and while they are both obsessed with you, they'd rather try to sweet talk you into picking them over the other, than kill their rival and risk you hating them

however, the two of them are just too charming and manipulative to choose between them! 

they really know how to make you feel bad for turning them down, which is why you never reject them, always just having them both flirt with you, without picking one of them

neither of the girls are happy with that, but it's better than being turned down

still, eventually you'd have to choose. though if things stay this way, ruby and pyrrha might just agree on sharing you…

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Winter Tales

The Crimson Shinigami

Ruby looked out of her window as the fog crept up. It was getting late and she still hadn't heard anything from Pyrrha yet.

Ruby: Where could she be?

[Argus City]

Pyrrha stood face to face in front of large, dragon-like Hollow. She drew her Zanpakutō and rushed in for the attack.

Pyrrha: Hiyahh!!!

She sliced the Hollow across its neck, making it screech in pain. But Pyrrha knew that these monsters were persistent and that attack was more of an annoyance to them. She kept her guard up for the retaliation as the Hollow used its claws to slash at her, blocking each strike with ease. It tried to use its tail as a weapon, furiously thrashing it about. Pyrrha swiftly dodged it and cut it off in a clean blow. The Hollow snarled and dashed at Pyrrha with intense speed. She readied her Zanpakutō, taking a deep breath to strike at the perfect moment. The Hollow bared its fangs at her and lunged. But it was too late. With one swift cut to its mask, it was defeated and landed on the floor with a hard thud. Pyrrha sheathed her sword and clasped her hands together as the Hollow disappeared in white light, purified of its sins. Pyrrha looked around saw her gigai lying aginst a tree.

Pyrrha: *nervous laugh* I really need to be careful where I put that.

[Pyrrha's house]

Ruby opened the door as she heard a knock, and found Pyrrha holding a bouquet of roses.

Pyrrha: Hehe, I'm sorry for being late. I hope you didn't start dinner without me.

Ruby: *rolls eyes* You're lucky you're cute. *chuckles and kisses her*

[arc-misadventures]

A Pokémon Trainers Adventures

Today a group of Pokémon trainers in training were all meeting together at a diner catching up on their adventures throughout the lands of, Sinnoh on the way to becoming, Pokémon Masters

Ruby: Whoo! It's great to see you guys again!

Blake: It's great to see you too, Ruby.

Nora: It feels like it's been years since we last met.

Ren: It's only been five months.

Nora: Years...

Pyrrha: It's been years in, Nora's time.

Ren: ...

Weiss: That makes sense.

Ren: An uncomfortable amount of sense.

Yang: So, what crazy adventures did you guys go on while becoming Pokémon masters?

Nora: Oh, me first!

Yang: Alright, go ahead, Nora.

Nora: Okay... I was deep in the industrial zone, searching for, Pokémon to add to my party... When suddenly from out of the shadows appear a derange vacuum cleaner coming straight at me, with murderous intent in it's eyes! I call out my, Bronzor, Blingy ,and we engaged in a grueling duel to the death with this killer vacuum! It was a fierce duel, but we managed to defeat the vile vacuum cleaner! But, after we destroyed the evil vacuum, a Pokémon flew out of the machine, but before it could escape, I threw a Great Ball at it, and I caught, Rotoma!

RWBYP: Rotoma?

Ren: The vacuum cleaner was possessed by a, Rotom. When, Nora caught him, so she named it, Rotoma

RWBYP: Ohh!

Yang: Nice name!

Ruby: Okay, my turn! So, I recently defeated the gym leader of, Veilstone City, Gym Leader, Maylene!

Yang: Oh, nice job, Ruby!

Blake: Well done!

Ruby: Thanks! It was a tough to fight her, and her fighting type Pokémon gave my guys a run for their money. We barely managed to eke out a win. I've been doing some training to strengthen my, Pokémon so we're not stuck on the ropes again.

Pyrrha: Smart move, Ruby. That's what I did after I beat, the gym leader of, Calavane City, Byron. He may have mostly metal type, but my, Luxray was knocked out in the first round with ease!

Weiss: Yeah, gym leaders may specialize on one type of Pokémon, but that doesn't mean they're a pushover if you have a Pokémon that their pokemon is weak against. Like when I lost to, Gardenia with my, Glaceon.

Ruby: But, aren't water type, Pokemon, weak to grass types?

Weiss: Vaporeon is the water type eeveelution. Glaceon is the ice type eeveelution.

Ruby: Ohh! So she curb stomped your Pokémon then?

Weiss: She bullied poor, Mr. Snappy...

Yang: Mr. Snappy?

Blake: That's what, Weiss calls her, Sharpedo.

Yang: Oh that's cute!

Blake: So, what about you, Ren, anything interesting happen to you?

Ren: Oh, well... I found a Pokémon egg a while ago, and I was nursing it, and it recently hatched into a, Riolu.

Yang: Oh, a Riolu! That's a nice Pokémon to have!

Blake: Are you having a hard time training it?

Ren: No, she's a delight to have around, I'm enjoying training her with the rest of my other Pokémon. What about you, Yang, did you do anything interesting?

Yang: Oh, I've been entering some Pokémon beauty contest lately. I haven't won anything yet, but we've gotten pretty close to. So, we've been training for the next competition. What, about you, Blake?

Blake: Not much, bar getting my ass handed to me by the gym leader of, Hearthome City, Fantina. Her ghost type Pokémon do not play around...

Pyrrha: Yeah, I still haven't beaten her myself.

Weiss: Her Pokémon scare me...!

Nora: Me too!

Ruby: Well, I don't I think her Pokémon are really cool!

Yang: Of course you like ghosts.

Ruby: What, they're cool!

Pyrrha: Hahaha! So, what about you, Jaune?

Jaune: Hmm... what?

Pyrrha: You've been pretty quiet. Has something interesting happen lately?

Jaune: Well... kinda...

Yang: Ohh~! You got an interesting story to tell! Let's hear it!

Jaune: Well...

~~~

Unlike the rest of his friends, Jaune was just having an adventure, exploring the lands of, Sinnoh. Exploring the land, meeting new people, and Pokémon. Occasionally engaging in a battles with his fellow trainers, and when he decides he ready to, engage in a match with a gym leader.

He didn't have a lot of problems, or more accurately, challenges whenever he got into a Pokémon battle. He even had a fight against, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion, and honestly, he enjoyed the conversation the pair had afterwards more so than the battle itself. So, instead of worrying about Pokémon battles, gym badges, and what not, he just went on an adventure with his Pokémon, and meeting new Pokémon, and people.

And, one day while, Jaune was enjoying the beauty of a pound filled with lily pads, enjoying the elegant lotus blossoms upon the lily pads. A content sigh escaped his lips as he just enjoyed the moment. But as, Jaune was watchin the pound, he saw a dark shadow from the cave the pound fed into grow darker, and darker across the lily pads, as he eyes were drawn upward. His eyes widened in stunned awe, as he looked into the deep crimson eyes of the being on the other side of the void: Giratina.

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: Hi.

Giratina: ZEHHAAA!!!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Okay...

~~~

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: Jaune? Jaune you okay...?

Jaune: I have a date with the, Sinnoh Pokémon Champion, Cynthia!

RWBYNPR: WHAT?!

Yang: You've got a date with who?!

Weiss: That's fucking bullshit!

~~~

Jaune: Oh gods...

: So because you thought your friends wouldn't believe the fact you saw the legendary banished Pokémon, Giratina. You instead said that you had a date with, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion?

Jaune: Honestly, I don't think they would believe me if I had a date in general, much less with who I said it was with.

: Honestly, I have a hard time believing it myself.

Jaune: Cynthia, we're on a date right now?

Cynthia: ...

Cynthia: Oh yeah...

[novankenn]

Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....

Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...

Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕

Ruby: Eh?

Weiss: Huh?

Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...

Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha, a naturally competitive girl playing monopoly: Hahah! How does it feel to kiss my butt?

NRRWBY:.......*looks at Jaune*

Jaune:....what?

NRRWBY:.......

Jaune:....*blushes*

[howi99]

The "King" of Teachers 1

(a crack fic)

Yang: I heard we are getting a new Prof for Grimm studies.

Ruby: *curious* What happened to professor Port?

Yang: *shrug* Maybe he took his retreat?

_ meanwhile _

Port: *beating up a bunch of grimm with his fist, reaping and tearing until it's done* AHAHAHAH!! I FEEL ALIVE!!!

_ _ _

Weiss: *pensive* He was kinda old...

Jaune: *sweating profusely* Please be my dad, please be my dad-

Pyrrha: *worried* Jaune? What's wrong?

Jaune: *panicking* The new professor is one of my parents and i don't know which- *feeling a sense of dread overwhelming him* ... *Gulp* H-hi mom...

Everyone: *look at the woman who "appeared" next to Jaune* !?!

Mama Arc: *sigh* I see, this is how low this school has fallen. *Looking down at her son* Not even noticing my presence until you pointed it out. *Shake her head, a look of contempt adorning her face* Truly, how deplorable.

Weiss: *frown* Now lis- *register who is in front of her* -ten... *Blink, look at Jaune then at the woman then back at Jaune* D-did you say mom?

Jaune: *slowly nodding his head, trying to make himself as small as possible* Y-yes?

Weiss: *blink again* But that's-

Mama Arc: *glaring at Weiss* Have i given you the permission to talk?

Weiss: *sitting back down, looking straight towards the blackboard* S-sorry!

Mama Arc: ... Good.

*pick up Jaune in her arm*

*walk towards the blackboard, Jaune still in her arms*

*sit on her chair, Jaune now sitting on her lap*

Artoria: *in a booming voice* I AM THE KING OF STORMS, LEADER OF THE KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE. MY NAME IS ARTORIA PENDRAGON AND HE *hug Jaune with a gentle smile* Is my pride and joy~!

Jaune: *Hiding his face in pure embarrassment* This is the end, my punishment...!

Yang: ... *Whispering to Weiss* She's kinda intense.... *Frown, looking at Blake* Blak-

Blake: *Blushing madly* Sh-she's so h-hot~

Ruby: Knight of the round table? Who's that?

Weiss: *nervously* They are Vale's best huntsmen and huntresses.

Artoria: *glaring towards team RWBY's group* I don't remember giving you the permission to talk, did i?

Team RWBY: *stop talking, all scared for their-*

Jaune: *stammering his words* M-mom, S-stop being mean to m-my friends!

Artoria: ... *Beaming hugging her son even more* Of course darling~! But i still need them to listen if they don't want to end up *censored for brutal depictions of death* or *censored for even worse depiction of death* during missions!

Everyone: *completely horrified*

Cardin: *vomiting in the trash can*

Weiss: *consoling a crying Ruby* There there...

Nora: *confused by everyone's reaction* ... I mean, that's pretty standard stuff on the field, right Ren?

Ren: *also not understanding everyone's shock* That's not even as bad as what we lived through.

Nora: Right? *Turning to Pyrrha* What about- *sees the invincible girl on the ground, having lost consciousness* ... oh.

[dreamymaccready2287]

gilded rose jorny ft. wolf faunus Ruby and The Rose Genes

Ruby, sweetly: You can't stop this, Pyrrha~

Pyrrha: *eyes narrowing* Back off, Ruby. He's mine.

Ruby: I can't. The Rose Genes demand I find a cute, lovable blond idiot dating a tall scary bitch and fuck both of them so hard they won't ever forget the name Rose!

Pyrrha: *blushing* W-wait both-?

Ruby, grinning and licking her teeth: That's right, and if you're good I might let you double team him with me.

Pyrrha: *flustered squeaking noises*

Ruby, wolf ears perking up: Great, I'll pick both of you up at six! *slaps both Pyrrha and Jaune's asses and walks away giddily, her tail wagging rapidly*

Ruby, calling over her shoulder: Oh, and don't bring protection!

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: ...What the fuck just happened?

Pyrrha: I... think we both just got a girlfriend?

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: So we're totally rolling with this, right?

Pyrrha: Oh, definitely.

[rubyfunkey]

hannahs been giving me a lot of ideas

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Ruby’s Birthday Gift

_WBY_N_R: Happy Birthday, Ruby!

Ruby: Aw…! Thanks everyone! 😃

Nora: Wait, where are Jaune and Pyrrha go?

Ruby: Since today’s my birthday AND Halloween, they let me pick their costumes as a gift! They should be here in a minute!

Pyrrha: *from behind the door* …um…Ruby…?

Jaune: …we’re here, and we wore the costumes, but…

Ruby: Then come on in! I want to see my birthday present! 🤩

Pyrrha: *dressed as Malenia, Blade of Miquella*

Jaune: *dressed as Goblin Slayer*

Ruby: My favorite armored badasses from my favorite video game and anime! 😁

Yang: *rolls her eyes* You could’ve made your boyfriend and girlfriend dress as anything, and you went with video games and anime. That’s my nerdy little sister! 🙄

Later…

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Okay, let’s see your OTHER costumes!

Pyrrha/Jaune: *awkwardly step into view, wearing skimpy red/black goth outfits replete with torn fishnets, corsets, and dyed hair*

Goth Pyrrha/Goth Jaune: H-happy birthday, Ruby! We love you…! 😣

Ruby: 🥳

[brokentrafficknight]

[iheartmothz]

fashion for gay people

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: If someone pushes you, you push back. Don't be afraid of anyone

Rwbabie: Why are we whispering?

Jaune: Because I'm afraid of mom

[reashot]

Showerus Interuptus 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🚿

Pyrrha: Ruby. Stay away from my man!

Ruby: But Jaune and I are just friend. 😋

Pyrrha: I saw you two showering together... What kind of friend does that?!

Ruby: We're just saving water. And I don't see Jaune like you do. We're just good friends that's all. Honest. 😊

Pyrrha: What kind of friend. Rubs their naked bodies together in the shower as waters travel down their bodies.

Ruby: Uhh, when you say it. It is kinda weird. So I guess best friend? 😁

Pyrrha: B-best friend!? Prepare yourself Ruby. Grab your Crescent Rose. I would rather not kill an unarmed opponent.

Ruby: B-but Pyrrha? It's true. I'm just friends with Jaune. 😰

Pyrrha: You dare to mock me further!

Ruby: Eek! No I didn't mean it like that. Someone please help me! 😫

Jaune: Pyrrha, wait. Don't kill Ruby!

Ruby: Jaune! 🥺

Pyrrha: Stay away Jaune. I need to kill this little hussy.

Ruby: Hussy?! 🐺

Jaune: Well. You can try to kill her...

Ruby: Hey!!! 😠

Jaune: B-but if you do then I will never allow you to shower with me.

Pyrrha: ... I'm listening.

Ruby: (Oh no...) 🥺

[arc-misadventures]

Team JNGR

Where Glynda Goodwitch replaced, Pyrrha Nikos as, Jaune Arc's partner.

~~~

Jaune: Okay... Locker six one nine... six one nine, six one...? Wait? Six one nine...? Upside down it says nine one six?! Is that my actual locker?!

: There are only seven hundred lockers here; Your locker is most six one nine.

Jaune: There are? Oh, then that should be my locker. Thank you...?

: Glynda, Glynda Goodwitch.

Jaune: Jaune Arc short sweet, and the ladies love it~!

Glynda: Do they now?

Jaune: Haha ha haa... No.. But... Well... I hope they will...

Glynda: Well... I wish you the best of luck then.

Jaune: Ha! I'll be using all my luck so I don't die today~!

Glynda: Your enthusiasm while saying that is quite concerning.

Jaune: I hate my life.

Glynda: Noted.

~~~

Jaune: Whoa... That was close. Thanks for the sa... Oh, hi, Glynda!

Glynda: Hello, Jaune. So since I've saved you, does that mean all your luck is used up?

Jaune: Yeah, but there is some good news.

Glynda: That you're not dead?

Jaune: Yeah, well... there's that. But, you stole my luck, and we're now partners! I've got a good luck charm walking around with me now! I'm happy to have you, Lady Luck!

Glynda: Never call me that again, or I'll string you up like a pinata.

Jaune: Okay.

Glynda: Good. So... where are we supposed to go now?

Jaune: Well...

(BOOM!)

Jaune: Towards the sound the sound of gunfire?

Glynda: Alright.

~~~

Ozpin: And, for collecting the, Queen chess pieces, I present to you, Team JNGR, lead by, Jaune Arc.

Jaune: What?

Glynda: Congratulations, Jaune.

Jaune: Uhh... Thanks... Can I have my luck back, Glynda? Cause, I'm going to need it.

Glynda: No.

Jaune: Why not?

Glynda: Because, I'm going to need it to deal with her.

Nora: Whoo! Team JNGR! Let's celebrate with a mountain of pancakes!

Jaune: So she's a little hyper active, that's not going to be a problem.

Glynda: I doubt that...

~~~

: Hello everyone~! I'm Pyrrha Nikos~! I will be your combat instructor~! Let's all get along together, and learn our best with one another's help~!

Jaune: Okay... I'm scared now.

Ren: Why?

Jaune: I have seven sisters, so I know when a woman has a sinister smile. That lady there will rip out your spine, and beat you to death with it!

Ren: That doesn't seem physically possible.

Jaune: But, she could do it with a smile on her face!

Glynda: What? How could you say that?! Don't you know who that is?!

Jaune: Nope.

Glynda: That's Pyrrha Nikos! Seven Time Minstrel Champion! Won the Vytal Festival for, Beacon Academy four Years in a row! Is still on the box of, Pumpkin Pete Cereal since she was a teenager! Does any of that ring a bell?!

Jaune: No, no, and no.

Glynda: What?! You had Pumpkin Pete Cereal this morning, how couldn't you know it was her?!

Ren: To be fair, the girl on the box is a teenager, not a...

Jaune: A mature elegant woman who is a skilled. and seasoned huntress~!

Ren: What, no I was going to say an old lady. Why did you say that?!

Jaune: Ren?! You fool, you've doomed us all!

Ren: What? I'm just pointing out that she's an old laaaaaaaaaaa...?!

(Thud!)

Ren: OW! What was...? Uh oh...

Pyrrha: Hello, Mr. Ren~!

Ren: H-Hi...

Pyrrha: Thank you for volunteering for a one-on-one bought with me, Mr. Ren.

Ren: B-But, I didn't volunteer for anything?!

Pyrrha: Don't worry, Mr. Ren... This old lady will take good care of you! Now hurry up, and get you gear so we may start~!

Ren: Y-Yes, Ma'am!

Jaune: Haa... Ren you absolute fool... You never comment about a ladies age.

Glynda: Oh? Words of experience?

Jaune: I have seven sisters, I know how old they all are, and I know they will kill me if I mention anything about it. Just like how you would kill me if I mentioned anything about it too!

Glynda: What?! Do you seriously think I would do something like that?

Jaune: Yes.

Glynda: What?!

Nora: You can be rather scary at times, Glyn-Glyn.

Glynda: Glyn-Glyn?!

~~~

Jaune: Hey, Ren.

Ren: Hey, Jaune.

Jaune: Have you seen, Glynda? We've got a group project we need to work on, and I want to get ahead start.

Ren: She's in the shower. She said she got rather dirty from her training spar with, Yang.

Jaune: Ahh okay.

Jaune: ...?

Jaune: Where's, Nora?

Ren: She's...? She was just here?

Jaune: Ren, that's a sentence I never want to hear again.

Ren: What? Why are you saying that?

Jaune: Three... Two... One...

Glynda: GAHHH?! NORA?!

Jaune: And, there it is.

Glynda: Nora, get out of here!

Nora: What why can we girls shower together?

Glynda: Get out!

Nora: Come on we can wash each other backs, and compare breast sizes.

Glynda: We will not do such a thing!

Jaune: Okay, Ren we're leaving!

Ren: Ahh come on, we can just put our headphones on, and...

Nora: Ohh~! G-Cup? Nice~!

Glynda: NORA?!!

Jaune: WE'RE GOING NOW!!!

Ren: Whoa, hey?!

~~~

Jaune: Glynda, can I have my 'luck' back?

Glynda: What happened this time.

Jaune: I tried asking, Weiss out to the dance we're having.

Glynda: And?

Jaune: She laughed in my face...

Glynda: She what? You didn't use the guitar did you...?

Jaune: No, you broke it after, Nora used it to wake you up.

Glynda: Oh... Well... She deserved it, she woke me up at three in the morning.

Jaune: I'm not angry at you.

Jaune: Anymore...

Jaune: I'm just pointing it out that you broke it.

Glynda: Okay... So why did, Weiss laugh at you?

Jaune: "Hahaha~! You seriously think someone such as me would ever go out on a date with someone like you?! Hahaha~!"

Glynda: ...

Glynda: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Yep.

Glynda: That's horrible.

Jaune: I've had worse.

Glynda: You've had worse?!

Jaune: Been stood up. Been cheated on. Had drinks thrown on my face. I was used as a, Trojan Horse to get to my sisters. And, been laughed at.

Glynda: Seriously...?

Jaune: Girls often say that the worse thing that can happen is that the girl say is, 'no.' Girls don't understand how vicious they can be...

Glynda: Well... I'm sorry to hear that...

Jaune: Ahh... whatever... I guess I'll have to ask someone else.

Glynda: Oh, so... who are you going to ask?

Jaune: I don't know... Maybe, Yang?

Glynda: If you want to... You could go with me?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Y-You want to be my date at the school dance?

Glynda: N-N-N-No! J-Just your dancing partner! It's... it's not a date...

Jaune: Oh well... Thanks! I'd like that, Glynda. Even if we're teammates, it's still better than flying solo.

Glynda: Yeah... Solo...

~~~

Ruby: Hi, Jaune!

Jaune: Hey, Rubes.

Ruby: How are you doing, Jaune?

Jaune: I'm fine, just waiting on my dancing partner. What about you, you look like you're about to fall over.

Ruby: I AM?! Weiss forced me to wear these silly lady stilts! I can barely walk in these...?! These?! Torture shoes?!!

Jaune: You just need to wear them more, and break them in.

Ruby: NEVER!

Jaune: Pff haha!

Ruby: So, you have a date? Who!

Jaune: Well, no I don't have a date. But, Glynda said she'd be my partner at the dance, so... dancing partner.

Ruby: Sounds like a date.

Jaune: It... It does...

Ruby: Then why are you say you're waiting for your date, but waiting for your, 'dancing partner.'

Jaune: We're teammates, partners. I don't want to mess up our bound by making it... romantic.

Ruby: That... makes sense.

Jaune: Yeah, so viewing things in this light will prevent such things from happening!

Jaune: That is until I see her in her dress...

Ruby: What are you talking abooooooooooo...?

Glynda: H-Hey, Jaune.

Ruby: How can they...? How is it...?

Jaune: How... Glynda you look... you look gorgeous.

Glynda: T-Thank you, Jaune. You look good yourself.

Jaune: Aww come on, I'm just wearing my school uniform, you're the one dressed like a queen.

Glynda: Oh?! Well... S-Shall we head to the dance floor now?

Jaune: Shall we then, Lady Luck?

Glynda: What did I say about calling me that?

Jaune: Just let me have this one.

Glynda: Oh alright.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Are they secretly dating, or what?

Nora: No, but by the end of the school I'll make sure they are!

Ruby: Oh. Need a hand with that?

Nora: Yes!

~~~

Glynda: I'm sorry, Miss Nikos! We tried to stop, Nora but she was too fast!

Pyrrha: I am accustomed, thanks to my coworkers... to dealing with caffeine highs. However, I have never seen one as destructive as this one.

Glynda: Ah ha... yeah that's...

Pyrrha: Miss Goodwitch.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am?

Pyrrha: Please use your semblance to clean up this mess, I will deal with, Miss Valkyrie.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am!

Pyrrha: This is the fourth times, Miss Valkyrie has caused such an... incident. I have already told your team leader, Mr. Arc to keep an eye on her. Do make sure that this doesn't happen again.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am!

Pyrrha: Good, now if you'll excuse me.

Glynda: ...

Glynda: GRRR!

Glynda: This is ridiculous! Every time, Nora goes on one of her caffeine, sugar high destruction sprees I'm the one getting in trouble! And, being told to fix it as well! What am, I her mother?! I'm too young to be a mother!

Jaune: You'd be one hell of a milf then.

Glynda: What?

Jaune: What?

~~~

Glynda: Ow! Owowowow!

Jaune: Hang on, hang on... I got you.

Glynda: Ahh shit... fucking, Chimera's...

Jaune: You're okay, you're okay, I've got you.

Glynda: I fuck up...

Jaune: No, no you didn't.

Glynda: I should have watched my footing otherwise I wouldn't have fallen down like that...

Jaune: No, it's no one fault. We took down the, Chimera we just didn't think the landing would be so violent. We all got knocked over, so you twisted your ankle that's no biggy.

Glynda: A sprained ankle broke my aura!

Jaune: Which is why I am giving my dear partner a piggyback ride until we reach the evac ship.

Glynda: I-I can walk, you don't have to do this!

Jaune: Only if you want to break it.

Glynda: But, I...?!

Jaune: Glyn... I'm your partner... please let me do this for you.

Glynda: Oh... Okay...

Jaune: Alright, lets get going then.

Glynda: T-Thank you, Jaune...

Jaune: Think nothing of it, Glyn.

Glynda: But, don't say anything about my breasts pushing against your back...

Jaune: Hmm? Did you say something?

Glynda: NOTHING!

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Nora: Whoo! You did it! We're in the finals!

Jaune: Thanks guys. That was a tough one.

Ren: You okay, Glynda?

Glynda: Yeah... just realizing that I still have a lot to learn.

Nora: So, Jaune, are you ready to take the championship trophy for, Team JNGR!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What?

Ren: You'll be fighting the in the finals for, Team JNGR. Didn't we tell you that?

Jaune: No?!

Ren: Oh... Well you are.

Jaune: Why me?! I thought we agreed to send, Glynda to fight in the finals, not me?

Nora: I have no memory of such a thing.

Ren: Well, that was the plan, but...

Glynda: I barely held my own out there. I'm not nearly as good at close quarters combat as I need to be to win this. You're the best duelist in our team, if anyone of us can do it, it's you, Jaune.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Okay... Okay, I'll do it.

Nora: Yay!

Ren: We're counting on you, Jaune!

Jaune: More like dodging responsibility...

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Jaune: Okay... any moment now...

Glynda: Are you nervous, Jaune?

Jaune: What? What, I'm not nervous at all! I'm just bearing all the weight, and expectations of our team to win this competition! I'm not. I'm not nervous at all?!

Glynda: Jaune, Jaune! Look at me... You can do this. Okay? You can do this! You are a brave, wise, and tactically minded person. If anyone can win this for us, it's you, Jaune.

Jaune: I just... Ughhh.... I'm not someone who does these competitions. I've never had any good luck with these things before. I always loose, at best I do is third place. So... I can't help, but be nervous of all of this. I'll do it! But... Gods I am so nervous!

Glynda: Oh well... would you like some luck...?

Jaune: Pff... Even if you gave me my luck back, I don't think I'll be able to win this with my luck.

Glynda: What if... What if I gave you some of my luck too?

Jaune: Ohh? What's this? Lady Luck is gracing me with her divine presence?

Glynda: Lady Luck?

Jaune: Oh crap! That's right, you threatened to hang me up like a pinata, and beat me with a stick!

Glynda: I didn't threaten to beat you up with a stick!

Jaune: You threatened to tie me up like a pinata, the being hit with a stick was implied!

Glynda: Oh well... I... I.. I don't really mind if you call me, Lady Luck...

Jaune: You... You don't?

Glynda: Only if its you! I don't mind being your, Lady Luck.

Jaune: O-Oh... Okay... That's umm... T-Thank you, Glynda. Or, rather... My, Lady Luck.

Glynda: Your, Lady~?

Jaune: Oh?! Well that's just...?!

: And, the representative of, Beacon Academy from the legendary Team JNGR in the finals! Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Ahh shit! I gotta get going!

Glynda: Jaune wait!

Jaune: What is it, I got to...?! Mph?!

Glynda: Ta-Aahhh~! For luck~!

Jaune: G-G-Glynda?! You just...?! Your lips?!

: Jaune Arc? Hello?

Jaune: I-I gotta go! But, we're having words after this!

Glynda: Good luck, Jaune~!

Jaune: The fuck is going on?!

Glynda: ...

Glynda: EEEEE~!!!

Glynda: I did it! I did it! I finally did it!

Coco: ...

Glynda: ...

Coco: ...

Glynda: Uhh... H-Hi, Coco... w-what's up?

Coco: You've got a thing for, Bunny Boy eh?

Glynda: Y-Yes...

Coco: Nice.

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Jaune: Whoo! We did it!

Glynda: We won!

Jaune: Vytal Festival Champions!

Glynda: Champions!

Jaune: AH HA!

Jaune: Ahh! Ahh... Uhh...?

Jaune: Glyn? Where's, Nora and Ren?

Glynda: Oh? They're out in the town.

Jaune: When will they be coming back?

Glynda: Some time tomorrow.

Jaune: Tomorrow? But, why aren't they come back here.

Glynda: Because, unlike you, Nora can get a hint.

Jaune: And, that hint is?

Glynda: Ahh... you adorable dork~!

Jaune: What did you just...?! WHAA?! Ooph! Glyn, what are you...?! G-Glynda...?

Glynda: Well? How's this for a hint, Jaune~?

Jaune: Oh Gods...

Jaune: But, why. I know we've said some... flirtatious remarks to one another, but I just thought it was playful banter... You actually like me?

Glynda: Well... I thought you were a bit of a dork, and bumbling idiot when we first met...

Jaune: Fair...

Glynda: But, I got to know you; To see how you act under pressure. How you lead us all into battle. How you will comfort us when we are under stress. I saw a man that I was someone that annoyed me, to someone I liked, to someone I admired, to someone I loved.

Jaune: You love me...?

Glynda: With all my heart.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well, it's good to hear that...

Glynda: It is...?

Jaune: Yeah, because I love you too, Glynda.

Glynda: Y-You do?!

Jaune: I really do. I never wanted to say anything, or do anything... I-I was scared that if I did anything I would ruin everything we made. I don't think we would do well with four more years of school if we hated each other.

Glynda: That would be quite difficult...

Jaune: But, now that I know my, Lady Luck desires me... I will make sure she knows how deep my devotion is for her...

Glynda: Then show me. My, Viliant Knight~!

Jaune: As you desire my, Lady Luck~!

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Epilogue

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Yang: So, Goldie~!

Glynda: Yang?

Yang: So you, and lover boy finally got together?

Glynda: Yeah?

Yang: So tell, how luck...?!

Glynda: If the next words out of your mouth mention anything about me being my boyfriends, Lady Luck, and involves the word, 'lucky.' I will hang you upside down, and dunk your hair into a vat of neon green hair dye. Understood?

Yang: ...

Yang: O-Okay...

Glynda: Good.

Blake: But, how big is he?

Glynda: Okay, neon pink for you.

Blake: W-W-Wait... NO?!

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I did it! Glynda, and Jaune just like I said. @lar-mx