#S: memes

[harveywritings92]

Niffty, holding R/n's nephew/niece: Baby vibes…hold gentle…like hamburger.

R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: AWWww!~

Niffty, holds baby over her head: Punt like football!

R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: NO!

[Angel quickly snatches the baby and replace them with a watermelon.]

Angel: Punt that!

Niffty, runs out of the room: Yay!

[serafim]

make your muse a dragon

tagged by @evocatled

tagging: anyone who hasn't done it yet bc i'm always late to these things 🙃

[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n: Zoffy, You've been at it for hours come home to bed.

Zoffy, doing paperwork: I’ll sleep tomorrow.

R/n: It is tomorrow!

Zoffy: It's tomorrow when I wake up...

R/n, she grabs him by the collar: LISTEN HERE YA CRANKY SHI-

[sanguineserrations]

Original source: s_kinnaly

(Thanks @felinalain for finding the source!)

[retrogamingblog2]

[zommae]

Talking about someone who uses multiple pronouns is so fun because if you use all of them you get a Tony Hawk Pro Skater combo

[anemovisionuser]

Wriothesley's fatui priority list:

Make sure the young lady is comfortable

Save that boy from drowning maybe

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The brother will turn up eventually

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The harbringer? Ah right. Tagliatelle or whatever. Idk

[cleopatrachampagne]

shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

[koa-z]

inspired by a post by @nunalastor wherein cursed cat alastor™ inexplicably loves Lucifer

[kingof-the-crossroads]

[sailoreddy]

[serafim]

what flavor is your soul?

honey

"sugared mel e lingua serpentis." sugared honey from a serpent's tongue. oh dearest, look how you gleam. how the sunlight dances off your shoulders, how the heavens shine across your wingtips. but you are hollow, hollow, hollow. even the taste of nectar can choke a man. sometimes the sweetest flowers hide the sharpest poison. you lie to yourself, the worst lie of all. you needn't be so obsessed with perfect. the greatest beauty lies in our faults. do you think the moon apologizes for their mara? no, their craters add to their glow. my dear, breathe. you are not an island, breathe, before the honey drowns you. you wish to be lovely, you long to be loved. but did aphrodite trade her powers for perfection? she did not. you can be beautiful, and also whole. be whole above anything else dear. a heart of diamonds is worth nothing if inchor oozes from it. inward. look within and question how well do you know yourself? little petal are you trying to be a god? why? can a god bloom from sullen soil? no. you are whole as you are.

tagged by: @annjiru (thank you! ♥)

tagging: anyone who hasn’t done it yet. tag me!

[consumebread]

It's bro's turn to cook *insert zero to hero here*

[retrogamingblog2]

[t00thpasteface]

what do you mean this isn't them

[larvamars]

💔