#Slytherin friend group

[machiavellli]

If the slytherins had socials…part V

<- Part IV

-> Part VI

[slytherinboysappreciation]

Slytherin Friendgroup Christmas Moodboards

Here are Christmas themed moodboards for the Slytherin boys and Pansy ❤️🎄

Tom Riddle:

Lorenzo Berkshire:

Theodore Nott:

Draco Malfoy:

Blaise Zabini:

Pansy Parkinson:

Mattheo Riddle:

[obsessedwithwizards]

pansy loves musicals and can recite her favorites from memory (so can her friends)

[that-demigirl]

OC Social Media (Snapchat) - Isabella Edwards

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Taglist: @arrthurpendragon

[maladaptivewriting]

you know how when you read smut, you can instantly tell whether the author has had sex or not?

well the same thing is true for people who have or have not been a part of big friend groups, especially in their teen years

[quillkiller]

petition to remove lily from the marauders friend group and let the slytherin skittles have her instead…………………

[rypnami]

garreth: your accent is just your mouth’s font leander: oh my god you’re right sebastian: does the ministry know about this??? ominis: i need new friends

[zetmns]

Slytherian shenanigans

Theodore nott x Reader (slytherian friend group)

A/n: hey… Ik I have to do spider boy and a Luke thing but I really don’t feel like writing and this is easier also I don’t feel like getting Those fake messages apps so I did this instead

Contacts:

mon amour 💌 = Theodore nott

rizzle (🙄)= mattheo riddle

Ferret 💀 = Draco Malfoy

PANSS 🫶🏽 = pansy parkison

Blaise 🔥 = Blaise zabini

sunshine boy 🐝 = Lorenzo berkshire

Hogwarts hated 😼🧙‍♂️

— Saturday 1:37 —

PANSS🫶🏻

GUESS WHO I SAW SNOGGING IN THE HALLS ‼️

ferret 💀

you say that as if it’s not regularly Done by so many people

sunshine boy 🐝

hey shut up Draco I actually Wanna know WHOOO.

PANSS 🫶🏻

Stfu Draco always moody 💀. IT WAS THEO AND Y/N. LIKE WHAT

Blaise 🔥

WHAT THE FUCK. THEO. Y/N

Y/n

No comment! 🥰

mon amour 💌

definitely not true pansy needs her glasses again🫡

PANSS 🫶🏻

bro stfu Theo 😭. Y/n want me more than she ever could Like ur gremlin ass giving troll that broke in 1st year

Mon amour 💌

who tf do you think you are as if. your ugly ass bangs weren’t lopsided third year. You literally looked like Dora you can’t even be trying to talk rn 💀

Rizzle (🙄)

he has a point tho you were lookin a little rough 🧍🏽

Sunshine boy 🐝

LMAOO HES NOT LYING THO

ferret 💀

someone had to say it tho fr

Y/n

a little rough. 😭

Blaise 🔥

so defensive Theo 🤨

mon amour 💌

ok 😐

PANSS 🫶🏻

he loves them 😛

Ferret 💀

real

sunshine boy 🐝

real

Blaise 🔥

real

rizzle (🙄)

real (idk)

Y/n

He loves me 😛🫶🏻

Mon amour 💌

Mhm ily 🙂

PANSS 🫶🏻

Didn’t even say the full three words red ass flag fr drop him y/n

mon amour 💌

pansy stfu thinking ur opinion matters 😭. Single ass hoe hasn’t been in a relationship. u don’t even know what a red flag is 💀

Sunshine boy 🐝

HELP SHE WENT SILENT FR

rizzle (🙄)

went silent or was silenced 😭

Blaise 🔥

HE WENT FOR BLOOD 😨

Ferret 💀

Gagged her fr

Y/n

Hes just a bit silly

Mon amour 💌

maybe just a bit idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

friend groups always have the oldest sibling (Sirius, Mary, Evan) the middle child (Peter, Marlene,) the youngest child (Regulus, James, Lily, Pandora) and the only child (Dorcas, Remus, Barty)

[batcavescolony]

I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.

[machiavellli]

If the slytherins had socials…part VIII

<- part VII

-> part IX

[slytherinboysappreciation]

I was wondering if anyone would be interested in reading some fic snippets I wrote for an AU I’m developing? It’s about some of the Slytherin friend group (and the reader) going on an adventure and wandering through the Backrooms.

The snippets mainly focus on their interactions and reactions through and towards the different levels. I’m not sure if it’d be a very popular idea and it’d be my first posted fanfic, so I just wanted to see if people would be interested.

[myheadisemptyffonly]

Evan: It's not just the haircut. It’s you– You look like a–

Regulus: What? I look like a what?

Barty: Whoa, you look like a hooker.

Regulus: You think?

Evan: That is not a compliment Reggie!

Regulus: From Barty? Totally is.

Barty: Hookers are hot.

Regulus: See?

[enbysiriusblack]

Remus turned the page in his book; feeling like someone was staring at him, he looked up to see the glare of Barty Crouch Jr.

He looked back down, the glare was probably just focused to the entirety of the gryffindor table. The house rivalry was quite intense to some students, and although Barty wasn't a slytherin, he did tend to sit with them and support them in quidditch games.

From across the room, Barty glared at Remus Lupin.

"Can you just eat lunch?" Evan groaned, leaning back on his chair as he chewed on a ham sandwich.

"Look at him", Barty almost hissed, "Trying to act so cool."

Evan snorted, "He's reading a book about pixies biology. He's lamer than Reg."

"He's trying to act so smart and mysterious. I mean what sane person reads while eating?"

Regulus looked up from his own book, "Maybe someone who actually wants to pass their exams."

Barty licked his lips, "Lupin's a fucking git."

"Why do you even hate him? I swear you were like in love with him last month", Dorcas smirked, pausing their own glaring match with Mckinnon.

"He's hot and he doesn't even do anything with it! It's a waste!"

Regulus looked close to throwing up, "This is a deeply unpleasant conversation."

"Would you rather talk about James' hotness? I can do that", Barty grinned, the tip of his tongue poking through his teeth.

"Absolutely not."

Dorcas dropped their head on their hands, "Dora's hot."

Pandora smiled, "As are you, Cas."

Barty groaned, before cupping his hands and shouting across the room, "Hey Lupin, you wanker!"

Remus looked up, unimpressed.

Barty swore, quickly jumping under the table and promptly getting purposely kicked by Evan.

Marlene stood up, staring at Dorcas, and shouted across the room, "Your friend's an idiot!"

"Says you!" Dorcas shouted back before ducking their head under the table, "She is right though."

[saintchaser]

the dad: remus

the mom (why am i the mom? what gender roles are we pushing here?): peter

not the son, but the gay, emo cousin: marlene

the son, the hotshot, who's only dream is to be a star: james

the fresh-out-of-jail uncle: sirius

the sassy aunt, who talks shit about everybody: mary

[elysianymph]

7 up!

post 7 or more lines of a WIP you've been working on

ty for tagging me @euphorial-docx <3

a snippet from the short fic i'm writing based on jily approaching regulus (it's supposed to be a 5+1 thing but i'm still figuring it out sjsjsk)

Somewhere between then and now, barely tolerating each other for their friends’ sake turned into being attached at the hip. Where one Slytherin — or Ravenclaw — went, chances were a Gryffindor was right behind them.

Pandora, Mary and Peter were the first to get friendly in their shared class — Divination. The three were inseparable since then, making jokes nobody else understood and sharing gossip they had heard from different students. On more than one occasion the three of them had forced the rest of their friends to listen as they explained whatever drama was going on. Barty and Sirius had strangely bonded over the many detentions they had served together. They were always play-fighting and getting into trouble with Filch on their smoke breaks. Sirius had even turned to Barty for help on orchestrating some big pranks, which had James labeling him a traitor and threatening to take away his Marauder's map rights. Remus and Evan, of all people, seemed to have found some common ground, probably pining about their crushes who spend every other night cleaning McGonagall’s office.

And as Dorcas was busy snogging Marlene in every corner of the castle, that left Regulus caught between the Gryffindor Golden Couple, Lily Evans and James Potter.

And even though he would much rather be anywhere else, Gryffindors were known to be stubborn for a reason. No matter how much Regulus had tried to stay away at first — only because he wanted to give the couple some privacy and definitely not because he was hopelessly in love with both of them — both Lily and James were insistent on pulling him back in.

He had given up trying at some point, grateful just to be sitting next to them while at Hogsmeade or studying with them in the library. On more than one occasion Regulus had feigned ignorance on a topic in hopes that Lily or James would spare some time to explain it to him in depth, and they had done so each and every time with no complaints. And Regulus felt despicable for using their good nature in order to fuel his fantasy of being included in something he was clearly not a part of.

While James and Lily might not be aware of what Regulus was playing at, his friends definitely were if Barty’s smug looks and Dorcas’ pitying glances were anything to go by. It served as a reminder that this… thing he had built up in his head, this delusion of their relationship was going to get Regulus hurt one day and drive a wedge between them that would leave Regulus completely shattered. And he didn't know if anyone was going to be left to pick up the pieces when it happened.

tagging @jegulily-stuff @detectivecorvus @residentrookie @marvelomadness06 // no pressure ofc i'm just very interested in what you're all writing :D