#Source: once upon a time

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Davrin: [to Lucanis] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N, climbing out a tower window where they were imprisoned by the Evil Queen: Wh- Hades??

Hades, down below about to burn his way in: Y/N??

Hades: The hell are you doing?? You're- you're depriving me of my dashing rescue, babe.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: You know I’ll support you no matter what. Unless I think it’s really dumb. Then I’ll tell you

Bill: Thank goodness I haven’t hit “really dumb” yet

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: We need a plan.

Frank: I have one. I still have a fist. Mr Dorelaine still has a nose.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: A candle? Are you sure it’s really evil?

Jon: We’re Targaryens taken out of their different times and dropped decades before the biggest civil war in Westeros, I’m technically nineteen-years-old and died before coming here, you’re fourteen, and in the span of two weeks we watched two men get murdered, were kidnapped, nearly murdered twice, received ultra dragon eggs, met our father: one of if not THE best swordsman of all time, hatched baby dragons, you were kidnapped AGAIN, and we cannot BURN. But you draw the line at an evil candle?

Rhaegar: Fair enough.

[uncorrectintamed]

Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha and Kate in a car chase*

Kate, nonchalantly: What made you choose red?

Natasha, confused: What??

Kate: your Corvette… Red?? Kinda basic.

Natasha: I like red—I stole it.

Natasha, exasperated: Is this really the time to question my taste??

[victoriously-wicked]

THE OZIANS : You’re our only hope!

GLINDA: Then you’re all screwed.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: [reading Autolycus’s "Wanted" poster] "For theft, fraud, posturing, in-posturing, gambling, disturbing the peace, and... public nudity"?

Autolycus: In my defense, I was tied to a tree and stripped of my clothes, so that one wasn't really my fault.

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Sydney: You know I’ll support you no matter what. Unless I think it’s really dumb. Then I’ll tell you.

Carmy: Thank goodness I haven’t hit “really dumb” yet.

[rememberthelullabies]

Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)

Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful. Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am. Husk: Debatable. Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Harding: We need a plan. Rook: I have one. I still have a fist and Solas still has a nose.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily: We need a plan. Marlene: I have one. I still have a fist. Mulciber still has a nose.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: But you can fix it, right?!

Ben: Of course! Do you happen to have any duct tape?

[mysticalarmand]

Nika: Hey.

Damian: Oh, hey, I was just about to call you.

Nika: Can I come in?

Damian: Sure.

Nika: Something smells delicious.

Damian: I was making apple pastry. Did you want some?

Nika: Sure, why not?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Cole, to Jon: Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?