#incorrect quote mcu

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Wanda holding her fist up for Natasha to fist bump it after beating Kate in a video game*

Wanda, still holding her fist up: You’re supposed to bump my fist with yours.

Natasha, looking at it confused: Why?

Wanda: I’m told it’s a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.

Kate, watching the whole interaction: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.

[highladyofterrasen7]

[yelenaenthusiast]

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[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bye Bob!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Yelena!

Y/N: Bye John!

Y/N: Bye Ava!

Y/N: Bye Alexei!

Y/N: Bye Bob!

John: You said 'Bye Bob' twice.

Y/N: I really like Bob.

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The thunderbolt : Awwww-

Bucky : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The thunderbolt : Oh.

[hetaczechia]

Yelena, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ava, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

John: What the fuck are you two doing?

Yelena: Playing systemic oppression.

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[chaxan08]

Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.

Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.

[kasinonightlife]

Yelena: Hey, can we stay in your apartment tonight?

Bucky: Why?

Ava: Bob fiddled with a ouija board and cursed the tower.

John: Alexei doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!".

[lucky-bishova-42]

*the Avengers and Kate having family dinner*

Kate: Wait, aren’t you all technically astronauts? You guys went to space.

Natasha: Yeah I guess so, malen’kiy yastreb.

Wanda: I dunno; Steve was only in space for like 5 minutes.

Steve, smugly: But I still went to space and that makes me an astronaut. That’s more than you, Wands.

Wanda, annoyed: If going to space for 5 minutes makes you an astronaut, I am a gynecologist.

Steve: *chokes on his food*

Kate, face turning red: *spits out her water*

Natasha, shaking her head: *chuckles*

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]

Bucky: Who took my wallet?

John Walker: Sorry

[yelenaenthusiast]

another one thank you

[coffeeandjuice]

Bucky every 2 seconds: …You know, Sam—

The rest of the Thunderbolts*: oh my fucking god please stop talking

[trickarrows-bishop]