#incorrect the bear quotes

[jerimovich]

INCORRECT THE BEAR QUOTES • The Addams Family (1991)

[lilylovelyxo]

Y/N: “Do you ever think about purpose?”

Natasha: “I love you but I do not have time for this right now”

[hirunoka]

Incorrect The Bear Quotes, Part #1 | Part #2 | Part #3 | Part #4

[nyikondlovu]

Carmy: “my girl - I mean business partner so smart she do the math, spreadsheets, and tell me we’re getting a project manager and I listen! (Except when I don’t call the fridge guy or help with napkins)”

Carmy: “I’m not funny”

Meanwhile Sydney, every other scene: giggling like a school girl at his unfunny jokes

Carmy: “yeah, I got a girlfriend and thoughts of her during my panic attack just made it worse while thoughts of meeting my ‘business partner’ for the first time and the time she came back calmed me down…what about it?”

Carmen and Claire this whole season: 🧿🧿 🤝🏼🧿🧿

(Also, Jeremy saying Sydney’s jealousy was platonic? NURSE HE GOT OUT AGAIN! CHECK HIS MEDS! LETS GET HIM BACK IN BED🗣️!)

Don’t worry family, we’re getting that season five episode ten kiss🤞🏾

[hyperfixationchamber]

Incorrect Quotes >> The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo vs The Bear

[superbat-love]

Clark: Bruce, can I ask for a reaaally tiny favor?

Bruce: What is it, Clark?

Clark: How do you feel about a new addition to the Cave? You know, since it’s mostly just you and Alfred. Alfred wouldn't mind some extra company, would he?

Bruce: Alfred enjoys his peace and quiet. Now spit it out.

Clark: Okay, okay! I found a little bat earlier today. He seemed injured and his wing was probably clipped by a car. I patched him up at home, but he needs a safe place to recover. You have plenty of... uh... "bat-friendly" facilities in the Cave, right?

Bruce: My facilities are for surveillance and crimefighting, not wildlife rehabilitation.

Clark: Come on, Bruce! Look at this little guy! [shows him a picture of a fluffy bat with a bandaged wing on top of a Batman pillow]

Bruce: ...It is rather small.

Clark: See? You won’t even notice him! He'd be right at home with the other bats. They can be bat buddies!

Bruce: My "bat buddies" are not pets, Clark. They are wild animals that I try to maintain a respectful distance from.

Clark: Pleaaase? Think about how scared this bat will be out there all alone! He’s just a baby, Bruce! And an orphan.

Bruce: ...

Clark: ...So?

Bruce: ...Fine. But if this bat crashes into my monitors, you're taking full responsibility.

Clark: Yes! Thanks, Bruce! You won't regret this. BB is a very well-behaved bat, you’ll love him. He’d make a great bat spy one day!

Bruce: A Superbat. Cute.

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[shanksxbuggy]

Uta: Shanks, how do I get revenge on my enemies? Shanks: The best revenge in life is letting go and living well :)

Uta:

Uta: Buggy, how do I -

Buggy: Bomb.

[lyrichi]

mc, appearing in luci's office doorway: lucifer maybe morning star, avatar of pride student council vice president

luci, already done w/ mc: what?

mc: read my essay

luci: ...why?

mc: because it's about religions you're not apart of

luci, slowly looking up from the paper he was reading:

[jerimovich]

INCORRECT THE BEAR QUOTES • Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[lilylovelyxo]

*Carmy, stressed asf on Thanksgiving, channeling his inner mad scientist*

Carmy: “Ha! I did it! I did it!”

Y/N: “What, Carmen, what did you do?”

Carmy: “I cooked a turkey!”

Y/N: “Oh, wow…”

Richie whispers to Y/N: “This guy’s always fishing for compliments.”

[hirunoka]

Incorrect The Bear Quotes: Part #1 | Part #2 | Part #3 | Part #4

[hyperfixationchamber]

Incorrect Quotes >> The Bear vs A Spy Movie

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

that's it. that's the episode.

[mxskellington]

𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: What do you need Potter, I’m busy

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just— I just wanted to apologize

𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: For what?

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’m not really sure. Everything, I guess?

𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Hey can the nearest person come here please, right now?

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: Yeah what’s up Lils?

𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Jamie here is about to apologize for “everything” and I want a witness

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: *sits down*

[bonus]

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Regulus! Reg!

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What it is Potter, I’m busy

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just wanted to tell you that I apologized to Lily for everything, for not leaving her alone, for asking her out again and again and just being a bloody dick in general

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: Good for you Jamie, but why are you telling me this?

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Because I want to prove to you that I won’t be like that to you

Inspired by a post from @aithusarosekiller

[magewritesstories]

Zoro: I could get lost in your eyes Y/N: You get lost walking in a straight line