#Splendor Headcanons

[d3eathnotes]

Ṡṗḷëṅḋöṛ Ḧëäḋċäṅöṅṡ Wαɾɳιɳɠ ⚠️ : Nsfw implications

❥ Splendor isn't as innocent as people think he is. Personally, I see him as someone who wishes they were pure-minded, but he isn't, so he pretends to be. He actually doesn't disagree with killing people, like he will NEVER kill someone unless it's needed, like when a child's parent wakes up in the middle of the night and catches him depending on whether they're abusive or not, he'll keep them alive.

❥ Splendor and Sally's relationship is kind of one-sided. like Splendor loves Sally to death and would do anything for her. Sally, on the other hand, just likes Splendor because he gives her stuff.

❥ Splendor is a hypersexual. This man is always horny, but he's too scared to act on it. Like he feels ashamed about this and wishes he were different, but any time the kids are asleep, he'll go feral and hump his pillow all to hell. But for any Splendor lovers out there, be careful because this man will never be gentle with you, but the aftercare is amazing with him.

❥ Splendor is a yandere. Once he gets a boyfriend or girlfriend, he'll go absoulutely feral. He won't let them leave his eyesight at all; he'll barely let them leave the house. He won't let Trender or Offender near his s/o, knowing what horndogs they are.(as if he isn't one lmfao)

❥ Trender and Splendor are best friends/brothers. They have a deep connection, and they both have a love for fashion and color. Although Splendor hates the fact that Trender kills people, he understands that they need to survive.

❥ Speaking of which, Splendor is a vegan (or tries to be), but he only eats humans when he really, really needs to or he feels the "other" side of him start trying to claw its way out of him for some food.

❥ Splendor is genderfluid (I'm not projecting stfu), but he's mostly male, and some days he will feel more feminine and wear a dress or skirt. Trenders supported this side of him, but offender and slender do not understand how he would feel like a woman next and a man the next day; they kind of bully him for it.

Hope ya enjoyed cuties ╰(▔∀▔)╯I feel a lot better so expect me to post at least one headcanon per week (or twice if I feel nice)

[scary-lasagna]

Does Sally ever get lonely, being the only kid at the Mansion and all?

Sally

Sally isn’t completely lonely.

Splendor, being her main guardian, will make sure she always gets proper social interaction for a child her age.

She’ll have playdates with other children, some are ghosts like her, some are humans, and some are other species in the Underrealm.

She has tea parties, game nights, days out at the park and restaurants, and whatever else Splendor is comfortable spoiling her with that day!

Other days she enjoys spending time by herself, on any game system that’s been handed down to her.

This carries over to her (non-related) older siblings in the manor, egging Tim to have tea parties and Ben to play Roblox with her.

And while she does feel singled out sometimes, she always finds someone to talk to or something to entertain herself with, even if they’re not the same age as her.

Many of the creeps are young spirited, take Toby for example. He will happily bring her along to get slurpees at 7-11 or take her along to an arcade with Ben.

Everyone is always welcoming and happy toward her whenever she approaches.

And sometimes she’s invited on some daily adventures!

[darkpeacemusic]

ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕒 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤: 𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤

🅣🅗🅔 🅢🅛🅔🅝🅓🅔🅡 🅟🅐🅒🅣

Leader: Slenderman

Current Proxies:

Laughing Jack (second-in-command)

Jeff the Killer

Homicidal Liu

Masky

Hoodie

Toby

Kate the Chaser

Charlie Matheson Jr.

Ben Drowned

Eyeless Jack

Doctor Pain

Doctor Smiley

Nurse Ann

Lifeless Lucy

Lily Kennett

Slenderina

Nightmare Ally

Rouge the Prowler

Wilson the Basher

Third Base

Cat Hunter

Chris the Revenant

X-Virus

Lulu/Lucille

Skully

Lauren

CR

Smile Dog

Grinny Cat

The Seedeater

Screaming Dawn (oc)

Will Grossman

Former Proxies:

Nina the Killer (kicked out)

Clockwork (kicked out)

Kagekao (quitted)

Lazari (quitted)

X

s⍴ᥣᥱᥒძ᥆r ᥲss᥆ᥴіᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ

Leader: Splendorman

Current Proxies:

Joker Jack (second-in-command)

Jeff the Hugger

Frown Cat

Laughing Jill

Jenny Smile

Kindhearted Liu (oc)

Cutie Jack

Carnival

Spring

Looky

Tic Tock

Puppy

The Bake

Callie Williamson

Sally Williams

Nina the Killer

Candy Pop

Candy Cane

Jason the Toymaker

Nathan the Nobody

The Puppeteer

The Happy Puppet

Baby Zalgo

Doctor Happy (oc)

Trickster Ben

Former Members:

Sadie (Quitted)

X

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Leader: Z̶̢̫̜̪͇͖͙̓̈́́͜͜ͅâ̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉ğ̶̡͚̺̼̱̺̘̳̘̩͚̯͔̎̅̍͋̒́̔̈́̎̂͜͜o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓

Current Proxies:

Sonic.exe (second-in-command)

Tails Doll

Oliver Henderson

Dark Link

HABIT

Skroll

Alex Kralie

Offenderman

Lazari Swann

Stripes

Rosie (from A Game of Tag)

Mr Widemouth

BOB

The Rake

Herobrine

Scarecrow Girl

Former Proxies:

Eyeless Jack (quitted)

Frankie the Undead (quitted)

Will Grossman (quitted)

Lost Silver (kicked out)

Steven/Strangled Red (kicked out)

Glitchy Red (kicked out)

X

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Leader: Jane the Killer

Current Members:

Sully Woods (second-in-command)

Bloody Painter

Clockwork

Mary Vaughn

Judge Angels

Randy Warren

Former Members:

Homicidal Liu (quitted)

Screaming Dawn (kicked out)

Nina the Killer (quitted)

Troy Green (quitted)

Keith Davis (quitted)

X

🄽🄾 🄰🄵🄵🄸🄻🄸🄰🅃🄸🄾🄽

Trenderman

Tenderman

Keith Davis

Troy Green

Evan

Jeff Koval

Hobo Heart

Kagekao

Sadie

Roadwalker

Lost Silver

Glitchy Red

Steven/Strangled Red

Frankie the Undead

Dollmaker

Dr. Locklear

Killing Kate

Amy

Jessica Locke

Seth Wilson

Sarah

[tortillasconsal]

Ever since I see people portraying the Slenderfam as german I just keep imagining them having personal beef with Krampus

[championsofthegate]

//levels of pda muses are comfortable with

Gale: awkward about pda in front of Tara and his mother, otherwise all for pda. very much a hand holder in public

Shadowheart: once she gets used to it she's okay with a little bit of pda. But she's very awkward at first.

Vax'ildan: despite his teasing he tends to be a more private person where this sort of thing is concerned. Again a little bit of pda is alright, and if it's going to piss off someone terrible he's all for it lol

Ayla: absolutely down with pda at all times. being raised among wood elves pda is basically just her normal.

Cietan: gets awkward about pda. he'd prefer to keep things more private tbh, although he does like holding hands. but still kind of weird about it in public

Lucia: very awkward about pda, not much for it at all, she's not used to letting people see her emotions at all, so that's too vulnerable for her

Rosemary: all for pda, the more obnoxious and annoying the better. will obnoxiously make out with her partner to the chagrin of everyone else

Klio: easy flustered by pda. She likes it, she's just not used to it yet lmao

Elysia: she likes some pda but she's not overly affectionate in public, small things are usually fine.

Alea: she prefers to keep things more private, but if it's going to annoy someone she's down with it lmao

Alras: pda is his bread and butter, he will make out with his partner in public if he thinks he can get away with it

[stuffwithart]

Slenderman and Splendorman Proxies

Hi I just want to say that these are the type of things that reminds me of slenderman and splendorman proxies

Note:

this is just a silly headcanon and my personal opinion and nothing else more.

Slenderman- The Leader

SlenderDoll - The Right Hand Woman

Tim Wright/Masky - The Brains

Brian Thomas/Hoodie - The Sharp Shooter

Ticci Toby - The Brawler

Xvirus - The Medic

Kate The Chaser - The Speed Fighter

Charlie Matheson Jr - The Child( I'm so sorry )

HABIT - The Psychopath

The Observer - The Hacker

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Splendorman - The RingMaster

Hope Doll - The TightRope Walker/ Right Hand Woman

Carnival - The Strong Man

Spring - The AcroBat

Tick Tock - The Magician

Katy The Cheerleader - The Trapeze Artiste

Looky - The Ticket Taker

[valerieisunavailable]

Splendorman X Reader (Female!Dom X Sub)

NSFW Warning ⚠️

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The room was light as ever as you walked into the room. Closing the front door, you walked around before seeing Splendor in the kitchen. He seemed very focused with whatever he was making. So, getting on your tippy toes, you tapped him on his shoulder. Whenever this towering ball of light was focused on something, it was rather difficult to get his attention at your height. Turning around, he greeted you with a smile.

"Y/N! I'm glad your back, cupcake."

One of his bells on his tendrils gently booped your nose. You looked past him to see what he was doing as you smiled back at him. He was making chocolate chip cookies. Smirking, you grabbed the spoon from the bowl and tasted it.

"Mm, tastes good.*

Splendor put his arms around you, resting his chin on your head, snuggling you. His tendrils swirled around with glee.

"Thank you, but your supposed to wait until they're done."

He was hugging you rather closely, and that's when you noticed that he was... Too close. You could feel him unintentionally rubbing against you. You hadn't ever seen him naked to a point to know his size, but you could tell he was big underneath the pants. You felt your cheeks flushing red. Looking up at him, he just gave you a smile, cuddling you.

"So, how was your day, cupcake?"

God, was he was so oblivious. If anything it made you want to rail him even more. You slowly rub against him, as you notice a light blush reach across his face.

"Oh, gosh I'm sorry! Careful, cupcake."

After a few minutes the timer on the oven had beeped, as he put on oven mitts and took the tray of freshly baked cookies, before putting the next batch of cookies in. You went to grab one but he quickly stopped you.

"Careful, cupcake! I did just get them out of the oven. They're hot."

You smirked before giggling. He looked at you with a confused look, hugging you again.

"Well I know someone that's even hotter.."

Splendor gave a flustered look at you, with the bells on his tendrils jingling. You gently flicked his bow before tracing his suit, taking off the polkadot suit and tracing his shirt, feeling his abs.

"W-Well, thank you, b-but..."

You pulled on the collar of his shirt, pulling him closer to you. Giving him a kiss, you traced the back of his head and started slowly unbuttoning his shirt.

"O-Oh.. cupc-.. Y/N, I.. T-The cookies are s-still baking..."

You reached and turned the oven down to low, as he stared into your eyes with the most flustered look. His bells on his tendrils were shaking. You loved that flustered look of his. He was very innocent, and you knew he would never ask or try himself. Besides, you'd be too embarrassed to directly ask him, so this seemed like the best option.

"How about we take this into the bedroom?"

You grabbed and pushed him, pinning him into the wall. His flustered expression turned into a shy but lustful expression. He nodded, as you pulled his collar to get him to follow you into the bedroom. You pushed him onto the bed as he fell into it. You got on the bed leaning over him, taking off his shirt entirely and unbuttoning his pants. But you stop, taking off your shirt and unclipping your bra. Splendor stared at you in shock, as he gave a whine and suddenly you saw his pants suddenly get wet. He gave an embarrassed expression, looking away.

"S-Sorry.."

You kissed him, sticking your hand in his pants and massaging his underwear. He started whining, bucking his hips and his body was shaking. You pulled his pants down, and slowly pulled down his underwear down, revealing his massive size and the pre-cum he had earlier.

"Your a big boy, aren't you?"

He stared, aroused by the comment. You leaned down and licked the remaining fluids on him, as his breaths became shaky and his bells continuing to jingle. You put your mouth around his thick cock, as he moaned.

"O-Oh wo-wow..."

You could tell his eyes were rolling back into his head as he laid his head back, moaning with shaky breaths and the sounds of jingling bells.

"Y-Y/N..."

He watched as you fully engulfed his cock and started sucking as hard as you could. His shaky moans were enough to show how much he was enjoying this. His bells soon started violently ringing as you assumed that was a sign he was close, and you squeezed his balls tightly while deep throating him completely. You quickly felt the warm rush of fluids down your throat as he gave a shaky sigh of relief.

"Y-Y/N..."

You leaned over on top of him, grabbing him. He looked at you with his shy and lustful expression, before starting, realizing.

"C-Cup..c-cake... P-Please be g-g-gentle... W-We're very s-sen..s-sitive.. e-es..pec-c..ially with s-se-sexual activity..."

You stared with a smirk. You especially knew his tendrils were sensitive. That combined with this would send him over the roof.

"Oh I'll be more than gentle... Like this?"

Grabbing as many tendrils as you could through your fingers, you started thrusting your fingers around them as you sat down with the tip of him inside you. You moaned from how big he was, slowly sliding down as you jacked off his tendrils. He was now a moaning mess, almost screaming with his moans. His bells were the only thing you could hear besides his screams and moans. His tongue was fully stuck out from the pleasure he was feeling, and you started bucking your hips.

"Y-Y/N!! TH-THIS TOO GOOD, P-PL-PLEASE I CAN'T A-ANYMORE I'LL--"

You smirked, continuing to buck your hips and take more of him. You stroked his tendrils, licking them in the process. But he didn't seem to be kidding as he started going into what looked like maximum overdrive. His tendrils were curling backwards into themselves before latching onto you, and suddenly he put his hands on your hips, giving the most desperately lustful expression. He started thrusting himself harder into you, giving you a surprise as he turned... Submissively slutty, cursing and begging as his legs spread more out. This was the first time you've ever heard him cuss before or act like this, but you accepted it, having the ride of your life.

"Y/N FUCK ME HARDER!! MMPH PLEASE GO DEEPER, MAKE ME YOURS!!"

You bucked your hips, pushing as much as you could inside of you.

"Hahh.....S-Splendor..."

The speeds he was going at was like a missile rocket as he continued to hold and squeeze you as he moaned and screamed. Soon enough his bells started violently ringing again before you felt your orgasm, moaning in response. He continued before bucking his hips and yelling the dirtiest things as he came. Both of you were tired as his eyes went back into his head again. Both of you were breathing heavily. But you jumped when the door slammed open, seeing 'Fender with a rather worried expression.

"What the fuck is going on?!"

He stared, seeing the position the both of you were in.

"Oh... God damn he's loud. First time, I guess.."

He leaves, closing the door as you and Splendor just stared in your eyes.

[the-winter-brothel]

Shadow Tag Dump

[d3eathnotes]

sorry if this sounds weird,but do you do creepypasta x creepypasta?if yes then could you do zalgo x splendorman hcs?

Indeed I do! ^_^ TW// Toxic-ish behavior and mentions of hypersexuality

Zalgo x Splendorman headcanons

Splendorman’s hypersexuality and repressed desires add a layer of tension in their relationship. Splendor would often struggle with his shame around these feelings, keeping his urges in check around Zalgo, who is too emotionally distant to initiate anything intimate. Zalgo, however, senses this and might toy with Splendorman's frustrations, deliberately staying just out of reach, both physically and emotionally.

Zalgo, who thrives in chaos and corruption, finds Splendorman's moral conflict over killing both interesting and contradictory. He might subtly encourage Splendor’s darker impulses, pushing him to accept his nature rather than pretend to be pure-minded. Splendor tries to resist this, but Zalgo’s influence makes it harder for him to maintain his moral boundaries. Zalgo doesn't push too hard, knowing that a completely unhinged Splendorman could lead to unforeseen chaos.

Though Zalgo often remains emotionally distant, he is fiercely protective when someone threatens Splendorman. He sees Splendorman’s contradictions and vulnerabilities as his alone to manipulate—no one else can take advantage of them. Meanwhile, Splendorman would defend Zalgo from any external threats with ferocity, even if it means compromising his more "innocent" persona.

Splendorman enjoys surprising Zalgo with "gifts" that seem strange but are his way of showing love. He’ll leave little flowers in Zalgo’s domain, like flowers with pink petals or items that are bright in color, just to see the subtle smile Zalgo gives when he finds them. Zalgo never asks for these gifts but appreciates the thought behind them, even if he finds them mildly amusing.

Splendorman, in his possessive way, likes to cling to Zalgo whenever he feels anxious or insecure. Zalgo, while not openly affectionate, allows it and will sometimes use his dark tendrils to wrap around Splendorman in a protective embrace. It’s their version of cuddling—Zalgo’s dark energy blending with Splendorman’s more erratic energy, creating a quiet, comforting atmosphere.

On the days when Splendorman feels more feminine and wears a dress or a skirt, Zalgo, though not expressive, will give a rare compliment like “You look… fitting.” Splendor beams with joy, even though Zalgo’s compliments are understated. For Splendor, hearing any acknowledgment from Zalgo feels like a massive win.

While Zalgo is not one for public displays of affection, Splendorman likes sneaking in moments of hand-holding when they’re alone. He’ll grab Zalgo’s hand unexpectedly, and although Zalgo pretends not to notice, he never pulls away. It’s a quiet, comforting gesture that Splendorman cherishes.

This was actually really enjoyable to write I wouldn't mind if you guys requested more of this ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[scary-lasagna]

Can I get hc for each of the slender brothers and their reactions and how they feel when their daughter/child figure is going on a date cause I can imagine they’re either frantic about it or show some loving overprotectiveness a little bit 

Slender

Mainly it's the fear of growing up that he's afraid of. Next second that passes will be him walking his child down the aisle.

He remembers how small they once were, and carrying them upside down from a tendril before they could talk beyond baby-babbles.

And now they're bringing someone home for a loving date! How time truly does fly.

And yet, it seems as if he looks the same since you can remember being picked up for the first time.

All Slender wants to to make sure that his child knows what they want in a person, and what's important about relationships.

He will sit them down in his office, and explain what being in love should truly mean.

No consistent yelling, no belittling, no being shoved to the side when the person is with their friends. Things such as that.

He just wants to see them happy, is all. And if that means giving you a $50 bill for a nice date and drive home, then so be it.

Offender

He's been there, done that.

As a father, of course he will be a little protective of his child. He knows how kids are, and how stupid they can be.

He's done a lot of stupid stuff that turned out to be good stories.

But still, running from the cops as a teenager proved to be stupid as hell. And bringing his youngest brother was even more of an error.

He'll ask where you're going, when you're leaving/returning, and who you'll be going with.

He won't call you during the date, but if it's getting close to your curfew, he'll shoot you a text to tell you it's time to start heading home.

And if you don't answer, he knows how to track you down and embarrass you.

Offender is a very chill guy, you'll be able to do your own thing as long as you're not causing trouble or in the dumps about things. He steps in when he needs to, but otherwise, life is an experience that only you will be able to decipher.

Trender

Haha oh no oh fuck

See, Trender never really 'dated' in his younger years.

He was always a homebody, and never really had interest in romance until he reached his adult era.

He'll help you get ready for your date, and tell you which clothes go with which shoes, as well as styling your hair for you.

But other than that, he's really at a loss for any relationship advice outside of everything that already makes you nervous.

He'll tell you to be careful, and then list everything that you should be afraid of, and tops it off with "have fun, though!"

It's advised to call an uncle if you want some real advice that's not fear mongering.

Trender just watches too much tiktok.

Splendor

He's super excited and just as nervous as you are!!

As your father/father figure, he's extremely involved in your life, and might accidentally overstep that parental boundary into a 'best-friend' relationship.

He just loves you so much that he wants to be included in everything!!

He has a lot of stories to tell, being the youngest he always got to bother his older siblings about 'more-than-friends' that they brought home.

Most of which thought he was the cutest thing, and was invited to hangout on the couch until they had to leave.

He'll tell you to be careful, and to stand your ground if you don't like something, even if it's just bad food someone is trying to get you to try!

And when you come home, he'll see your date off with a nice handshake and ask about all the details.

[darkpeacemusic]

SplendorDad headcanons (because if Slenderdad can be a thing so can this)

Splendor Man always dreamed of being a dad because he knew that he would be a great dad.

He took Trickster Ben in when Trickster Ben "died" from getting stuck by lightning.

Trickster Ben is basically the first child he adopted.

He's basically like that dad who adopts every kid he find.

He loves it when Jenny Smile does his makeup.

Nina was a bit hard to bond with at first because she was so reserved with Splendor after Slender kicked her out of his mansion.

Splendor did everything to build trust with Nina, like giving her clean clothes after she finished her murdering business and giving her her favorite food.

He was the one who killed Uncle Johnny after Sally got killed by him and took Sally into the mansion to give her a loving home (though it took Sally longer than Nina to trust him fully).

He tries his best to bond with each of the happypastas as best as he can.

He's the best when it comes to comforting his children after they have nightmares.

Despite his nice personality, Splendor is not afraid to get stern with his children and will punish them if they do anything wrong (like taking away music privileges or having a stern talk to them).

Will ask his children what's wrong if he notices that they look sad.

The first time he heard his daughters call him dad, he cried himself to sleep because of how happy he was.

Splendor often has Candy Pop and Jason to help him with Baby Zalgo.

He hangs up all of Sally's and Callie's drawing on the fridge.

He bought Cutie Jack his own snowcone machine so Cutie Jack didn't have to use his.

He often tries to convince his other brothers that he doesn't need help but Tender insists and helps him with the other kids.

He often hosts game night to bond with his kids and see them bond with each other.

He also hosts a lot of movie nights and gets all the snacks and candy for his kids so they have a ton of options.

He tells a ton of dad jokes like his brother, Slender.

He will protect his children by any means necessary.

Nina is his killer princess and the one he is most close to.

Spoils Jeff the Hugger and Kindhearted Liu the most by giving them a ton of plushies and blankets.

He gives out the best dad hugs.

He will tender to his kids every need if they're sick or hurt.

[dreaisgrayte]

Headcanons of the hashiras and their ideal weddings!!

(I WANT TO GET MARRIED :()

This is such a cute idea! The Hashiras would be such good spouses let's be honest. I wrote this as reader being a wife, I hope that's okay.

Also AHHH, I want to get married too! Then I'd have someone legally forced to help me stage fic scenarios and be a source of inspiration. That's the dream tbh

Ideal Weddings with the Hashira

Includes: Gyomei Himijima, Tengen Uzui, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Obanai Iguro, Giyu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Mitsuri Kanroji, Shinobu Kocho Synopsis: What would your ideal wedding be like with the Hashira? (again Muichiro is my little baby and seeing him get married would be too much, but as a side part: he'd probably forget if you didn't walk him down the aisle yourself, so it would be a very wholesome event for the both of you) warnings: guys... it's up to you how you interpret what happens, but I know and you know.

Gyomei Himejima

Gyomei wants something small and personal. 

The ceremony would take place at a shrine, an overall calm and peaceful event

He invites friends over for a reception in the backyard of the home you share

Gyomei, at all times, will have his hand either over your shoulder, on your thigh, or intertwined with your hand. He wants to keep you close, close enough to hug, close enough to kiss, and close enough to haul off when the party is over

The night ends with you falling asleep cuddled up next to him

Tengen Uzui

Tengen wants to go all out on your wedding dress, the decorations, the music, every little thing is amplified with magnificent splendor, thanks to your soon-to-be husband

The reception is an even bigger event, with floods of people you don’t know dancing to music just so Uzui can show you off for the night

Everything had to be perfectly glorious because that’s what you were

As the new wife, Makio, Suma, and Hinatsuru party with you all night, gossiping about how to best care for your beloved husband

Sanemi Shinazugawa

Sanemi would want just the two of you at the wedding except only those who mattered the most

The “after party” is simply a retreat for the both of you. He whispers about showing you off to the world, shouting from the rooftops about how much he loves you, but tonight you’re only for him

He takes all the time in the world to show you just how much he appreciates his newlywed wife

Obanai Iguro

Obanai is a tricky one because once he fell in love with you, he already saw you as his wife. He would just start calling you sweet marital pet names in the midst of life, taking you by surprise every time

Eventually, you’d have to tell him that you wanted to actually get married, the whole shebang, but Obanai would have you sign the papers and put on the wedding dress for only him to see

He wouldn’t be able to deal with anyone else looking at you from now on since your name and his were intertwined in eternity

Giyu Tomioka

Giyu leaves the planning to you because he can’t be trusted with making so many important decisions

He’s sure to love anything you decide 

When you walk up the aisle looking the way you do, he wishes he would’ve been more involved because his face contorts as he starts to sob over how beautiful you look

At the reception, Giyu still can’t believe that you took on such a stressful job and still smile at him with all the love in your heart. At the end of the night, all he can think about is how gorgeous you are when you still love him – even after he doesn’t deserve it

Kyojuro Rengoku

Kyojuro wants a traditional wedding that makes you shine in the best way. He’s wanted to tie the knot ever since he met you so at the moment he’s as excited as a child on Christmas morning

It’s a charming wedding, one that would appear in a romantic comedy at the end with a ‘just married’ car

Kyojuro carries you through the threshold of your home and not one guest sees either of you for many days because if there’s one thing Rengoku likes calling you more than wife, is hearing you be called mama.

Mitsuri Kanroji

Mitsuri gets excited planning all the colors and ideas and together you make the perfect spring wedding with flowers and cherry blossoms everywhere. 

It’s back to the quaint and romantic Japanese countryside for your wedding, friends and family gathering around to share in the bottomless love 

With Mitsuri it’s like the sun has gotten married to you, her smile is enough to warm your heart and when she kisses you – the whole world falls away

It’s hard for you not to worship Mitsuri with how considerate she is every second of the day, so you end up showering her with surplus amounts of love

Mitsuri is thrilled to show you just how flexible she can be, in more ways than one. 

Shinobu Kocho

Shinobu doesn’t want anyone else to ruin what little time she’ll get to spend with you, so you elope

She takes you far away from everyone else and you travel the world, collecting medicinal flora and fauna, touring beautiful villages, and holding hands the whole way

Now that you’re her wife, everything falls into place, she only wishes her older sister could’ve met you. 

Shinobu whispers to you every night how much she loves you and how she’s damn sure your body could heal the world

[championsofthegate]

Lucia Rosewind

Lucia Rosewind

Race: aasimar (protector aasimar)

Class: paladin (oath of devotion)

Background: soldier

Patron Goddess: Selune

Alignment: lawful good

Age: 27

Height: 5'6"

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Orientation: panromantic asexual

Personality

Tries to stay upbeat and positive. Works hard to maintain the image of a strong and competent warrior. Is generally friendly and affable, unless she catches you doing something morally repugnant. Then all bets are off. Absolutely vicious in a fight, but maintains that protecting people is the top priority always. Can sometimes be socially awkward, since she hasn’t had much socialization.

Companion Encounter

Much like Wyll, she joins the fight outside the grove, although from the outside of the grove, not the inside. If you speak to her after the fight, she commends you for your skill, and gladly accepts any offer to join the group.

Background

Born to two paladins of Selune, Lucia was raised to be a hero, to put others before herself, as soon as it was clear she had inherited her fathers divine powers. They never stayed in one place for long, always roaming, helping people in need. 

When she was 11, her mother disappeared. She’d gone to help an adventuring party, and neither or the rest of her party ever came back. Then, when Lucia was 16, she lost her father in a fight with Sharrans. She vowed then and there to always follow in their footsteps, to never waiver in the fight against the darkness and to always stand for the light.

Since then, she’s been wandering, occasionally with a party, but mostly alone. Using her skills as a paladin and an aasimar to protect people who can’t protect themselves.

Headcanon tag

[shirefantasies]

How the Fellowship Act Around Their Crush (GN!Reader)

Hello friends! Kicking off my blog with some cute headcanons for my favorite people- hope you enjoy 😄

Aragorn

✧ One of the least obvious for sure 😅 we love a strong silent type but unfortunately that means you’ll have to be reading in on his actions

✧ Checks in on you a lot, just making sure you’re feeling alright and not hiding any burdens because he wants to carry those.

✧ Teaches you all he knows about the world’s botany when he notices your curiosity, pointing out what plants are poisonous, which the elves use for healing, and which can be made into tea. Snags a few to make you said tea at the earliest convenience 😌

✧ Will be the one to drape his cloak over you if you get cold. Not the type to stop others from doing it, but boy will he be the fastest by far!

✧ Has the habit of letting his fingers linger over yours just a bit longer than necessary when he hands things off to you or presses small items into your hands.

✧ Is the best with his words. He’ll reassure you if you feel insecure that you have a strength and beauty you bring to this world that no one else does, that the time you are in does not define you as a whole, that all have roles to play here.

Legolas

✧ Least obvious part 2! Another who is more silent about things…at least at first! If you understand Elvish, you may catch him searching for advice from Aragorn on if he should speak of it or not.

✧ Almost always defers to your word/opinion whether it’s where to stop or simply how you’d like to spend the rest of the evening.

✧ Shows off just a smidge 🤏🏻 when he knows you’re looking, like no, he doesn’t have to impale three orcs with the same arrow three different ways but did you think it was cool? Then yes he did. Still his face colors with surprised, joy, and amusement when you react with awe.

✧ “Wow, beautiful,” you breathe as your eyes scan the stars, glittering constellations and distant galaxies winking above you. “Indeed,” Legolas responds softly, but if you happen to peer at him from the peripheries of your vision at just the right time you’ll see the glance he surreptitiously slides to you.

✧ Holds open every door for you, slides back every chair, serves you at every meal, like this prince is peak gentleman and nothing less!

✧ Whispers joking observations about the rest of the fellowship, especially Gimli, that he usually keeps to himself into your ear as you sit together during mealtimes. This creates a whole slew of inside jokes between you two and much confusion over what you could possibly be laughing at.

Boromir

✧ Not over-the-top, but he figures what’s the point if you never figure anything out? Definitely wants to drop hints for you 😌

✧ Places a kiss to the back of your hand when he first meets you, telling you it is truly an honor.

✧ “Here, allow me,” he’ll say as he gently takes whatever burden you bear whether it’s bundles of firewood or even your bag on a particular rough day of travel.

✧ Happily shares tales of Gondor’s splendor with you and insists he’ll take you there and show you himself someday. Asks in turn for stories of your home and all your favorite things about it. Even if he can never visit, Boromir is determined to find a way to bring a piece of your home to you someday- anything to make you feel like you’re there again.

✧ Offers you his arm when you two walk side-by-side, guiding you with a firm, warm grip that keeps you feeling secure.

✧ Always places himself between you and danger, stepping in front of you with his sword and shield in hands and even shifting you back with a hand upon your waist.

Gimli

✧ You’re going to figure it out pretty quickly. He’e comically vocal as we all know, but also incredibly smooth when he wants to be…and boy does he want to be 👀

✧ Drops a lot of hints about how dwarves are the warmest, heartiest lovers and best providing partners! “We’ve the grandest of halls and sturdiest of bodies, after all!”

✧ Literally always has your back, like he is more aware of any threats to you than you are. It’s nearly impossible to count how many times he’s slashed an orc you hadn’t even seen off your back, giving you a triumphant nod and an “Anytime, Lassie/Laddie!”

✧ Laughs at every single joke you tell so hard you can’t help but puff up in pride at your sense of humor, nudging your shoulder with his.

✧ “Oh, stay still, you’ve got something in your hair…” Proceeds to remove it in the most tender and intimate manner you’ve ever experienced.

✧ Asks you to look him in the eyes before a big fight because, in his words, if that’s the last thing he looks upon before going out it’ll all be worth it.

Frodo

✧ Has no idea what he is doing honestly. Has never felt this way before and wasn’t sure if he ever would, so his demeanor around you suddenly becomes shy, almost withdrawn.

✧ Your self-appointed nurse. Tends your wounds silently but with the most caring, gentle touch and gaze fluttering back and forth between your wound and your expression with those big blue eyes.

✧ Goes on walks every now and again when everybody’s camped. After a while of seeing you watch him off, Frodo plucks up the courage to invite you to join him on one.

✧ Embarrassed as he is at first, he is encouraged by your eager eyes when you ask what he’s reading, shyly admitting it’s some poetry he loves. Ends up reciting you the whole thing, looking into your eyes intently as he wishes to actually be confessing each of those flowery words.

✧ Grabs your hand to lead you places whenever he finds something you just have to see! Blushes about it after the fact but in the moment the excitement just takes over him and he doesn’t even think about it.

✧ Begins sharing concerns and deeper thoughts with you once he trusts you as a sort of sign of that feeling. He hopes you understand that he doesn’t disclose to just anyone.

Sam

✧ He wants to talk to you so bad, but also you’re the most gorgeous person he’s ever seen and how does he do that??? So sweet and attentive with his gaze when you do talk, so that could clue you in.

✧ He definitely gives you the biggest and best of anything he prepares, smiling softly at you as he dishes it up!

✧ Offers to tell you stories of The Shire, especially if you’ve never visited it yourself, and you can see the love for it in his eyes as much as you can hear it in his voice. Shares a few about his old Gaffer, too!

✧ Trips over his words from time to time. He’ll accidentally say the wrong thing and nervously try to laugh it off not realizing how adorable he looks when he blushes ☺️

✧ Sees a pretty flower on the road and immediately thinks of you, plucking it up and twirling it thoughtfully before extending it your way gently, naming his discovery as he does so.

✧ Would give you the shirt off his back if you wanted or needed. Offers you things from his bags a lot ranging from supplies that can ease your passage on this trip to the last of the sweets from The Shire he’d thrown in his pack pockets. Any task you don’t want to do Sam is jumping up to do for you!

Merry

✧ Medium obvious because he makes it his mission to get close to you and hype you up. If you’re oblivious or cynical it could be mistaken as him just being friendly, but it can’t come as a shock the way he’s so eager for your presence!

✧ Acts like you being amazing at things you’ve never even done is a foregone conclusion, like it could be your first time firing with a bow and he’ll be telling everyone what a natural you’ll be, urging you to go on and show them!

✧ Faintly embodies the old adage ‘if they tease you, that means they like you’. He sometimes makes up stories to see if you believe him, chuckling merrily when you do but quickly giving up the ghost again so you don’t have the wrong idea. Others he’ll just poke fun at things you say and egg all of your jokes on, too!

✧ Winks at you on the off time you two make eye contact with each other.

✧ Holds out his hand to you and gives a small bow every time he invites you to dance, asking if he may have it with a devilishly charming grin before he pulls you close.

✧ Whisks you away when he wants you to himself, taking you on a sightseeing adventure or even just foraging. Turns it into an over-the-top skit of him searching and protecting you from the threats of the forest that has you giggling!

Pippin

✧ Oh, you’ll be able to tell! He tries his best to be smooth and is super complimentary and generally wants to be around you 25/8. Even if it comes across goofy, you have to give him props for being forward with his intentions 😌

✧ Practically jumps out of his seat to be the one to help you with anything, whether it’s going fishing, gathering berries or firewood, getting some training in…you name it, he wants to be there for you if you need him!

✧ You may catch him staring at you, whether it’s in awe of your beauty or just straight-up checking you out depends on his mood, but his eyes are almost always flicking back to you in idleness.

✧ Remembers every single detail you share about yourself, like EVERY SINGLE ONE. Knows all your preferences by heart and frequently suggests playing your favorite game or offering to sing your favorite song, likely with an invitation to dance too! Pippin will chime in about your dislikes or allergies before even you can.

✧ Casually begins breaking touch barriers with small gestures like putting a hand on your shoulder during a mock apology for his cousin’s behavior or sitting with your arms brushing. If you don’t seem to mind, he’ll get bolder, slinging an arm over your shoulders during a jolly moment!

✧ Not afraid of compliments, definitely not! Unabashedly (well, mostly anyway, he hides a blush well) tells you that color looks great on you or what a pretty face you’ve got just in casual conversation.

[writingforatwistedworld]

Self-aware au

Written before the English release!

I do not take any responsibility for you reading this no matter which age group you are from!

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, Jp-version spoiler(!!!), death, description of war, unhealthy mindset, religion, obsessive themes, unhealthy family dynamics

General! Lilia Vanrouge/(Platonic) Maleanor Draconia/(Platonic) Knight of Dawn-Yandere headcanons

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce? Lilia Vanrouge 1.0. The more cold, hard and ready to behead the next human version of the usual Lilia (also known as the Lilia Vanrouge 2.0 model)

Lilia back then was “rough” and I am being nice calling him that

Back then, Lilia was surrounded by loss and a lot of Faes getting everything they ever owned ripped away from them

Of course this impacts him (I mean he is strolling through battlefield after battlefield so of course it does)

Lilia wasn't always such a devoted follower

Yes, he did believe in the Overseer, aka you, but only after witnessing the brutality that came with him being a general did he turn into a follower with such drastic views

After all, if there was no higher meaning to all this violence, to all this loss and despair, what was even the point of it all?

You became his moral, mental and also a bit of a physical crutch for him

Whenever he felt like he was this close to just giving up, he thought about you and that this was part of your greater plan (totally not part of some valley church propaganda)

After witnessing that human hiding behind the Knight of Dawn in all his haughtiness and cruelty, he finally set out on his quest not only to make the humans leave his beloved home but also to make them into loyal believers of the Overseer

But sadly, everything was for nought and Lilia had to go into hiding

The only thing keeping him going was his believe in you having a greater plan

A few hundred years later and Lilia finally found out what that supposed plan of yours was

Laying in that cold, lonely crib was the child of his old, now deceased enemy

Taking the child, now called Silver, in he learned the joy of a family, the boy giving him more joy than anything ever before in his life

Finally, he had found peace. Of course he did. This was your plan all along, right? You must have ordered those three fairies to make his beloved son survive until now, right?

You were, after all, a kind deity. There was no way this was all just a war happening because of greed. Because if this truly was just events happening after events then...

Lilia never finished that thought

The great ruler of the night fae, mighty and powerful sorceress who could fell an entire nation in one swoop if she wanted to was despite her cruel and aloof outside appearance a pretty devoted follower since the beginning

Despite being a Fae, she was feared just like her unborn son due to her powers (and being more or less being on the same level as a nuclear bomb but hey, I doubt that anyone of us would stand next to one of those, right?)

So it is no surprise that she turned to something, someone, to feel less alone

Especially after her husband disappeared did she wish for some sort of sign that she was not alone

And oh boy, did religious propaganda from the high church take that loneliness away

When her beloved son, although in an egg, was born, she visited your altar daily, thanking you for her child being healthy

(This could also be the reason why Malleus is the way he is but I am just a writer and not some all-knowing God so idk, just a theory)

She definitely has "taken care" *cough*totallynotproblematicforarulertobeinfluencedbyreligion*cough* of Fae that were non-believers

How dare their sinful ways dirty your holy image?

See? Totally not problematic

At first she only tried to protect her subjects after the humans attacked and took over parts of her kingdom

But after a while she started to have another goal

What if she shared your splendor with those little useless invaders?

Humans were most definitely vile but you were able to unite so many different kinds of Fae in your name under the Draconia name

So why not also unite those humans in your name in a peace treaty?

Such a kind God you were! Allowing for peace in your name!

And, well, if violence and destruction was needed to make those beings understand and surrender, then that shall be what they get

Besides, she was only honoring her husbands wish to get closer to the humans so who was she to selfishly aim for another goal?

The Knight of Dawn (long name, I know) did not always believe in you

Heck, the poor guy probably never heard of you until he fought the Fae

But if the humans from back then didn't really know about you, then how did he find out about and why did he start to see you as his God?

On this part, I would say, he and Lilia were eerily similair

Both were pushed into a war neither liked, so of course he was also in a very unstable situation which made him, like Lilia, search for something to hold on to

The three Fairies had mentioned before when he was still training to become as strong as he was now, mentioning a kind deity who accepted all, who loved unconditionally

Back then he only thought of you as one of the many deities that were prayed to back then

But once the war started and he saw your churches and cathedrals for the first time, his opinion slowly started to shift until he saw you as the highest being possible

I mean, all of us would if we lost all stability over night, having only destroyed buildings and a half-standing church in front of us

He hated the plundering of your sacred placed even before he became a believer, having the opinion that it was just a cultural difference between the two kinds

This led to him kneeling at the cracked altars of many of your churches, asking for forgiveness, hoping that you would understand that he didn't have another choice

What he would do to witness one of your sermons…

And when he was lonely enough, he imagined you watching down on him from up above

Just like a... a parent

You see where I am going with this?

So when he was facing the Queen he only hoped for your forgiveness, hoping that his loving family member would forgive his gravest sin, him killing a mother

And he found salvation, in letting that child and the retainer escape

Perhaps you could forgive him now

[the-s1lly-corner]

Sharing the bed with various CRP characters 1/2

Same song and dance as the cuddling post! If theres any characters you want to see, let me know! If theres also any specific scenarios you want to see dont hesitate to drop them, love doing these kinds of posts

Characters: Slenderman, Splendorman, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Masky, Hoodie, Jeff, Puppeteer

Notes: Reader is GN, can be seen as romantic or platonic

CWs: mentions of blood but it's nothing huge, better safe than sorry though

Slenderman

He hardly ever crawls into bed with you, on nights where he is with you he tends to linger in the corner- or if you insist, he will take a seat on the foot of your bed if you feel the first was.. creepy.. not that this solution is any better- he is never going to lay down, thus, with a broken heart I have to give him the first rating of 1/10, with his only saving grace that he will protect you should anything happen

Splendorman

Unlike his fellow slenderbeing, Splendor is more than willing to crawl into bed and try to lay with you! It's a bit of a tight fit, though, even with him manipulating his body as small as it can get... it can get a little uncomfortable, unfortunately. And spirit can only make someone so comfortable.. 3/10

Eyeless Jack

I personally headcanon that hes on the shorter side- 5'5 to 5'7, so thankfully space isnt an issue! He runs cold, so if the nights are hot hes a good option for a cuddle buddy! But how is he in his sleep? He sleeps like a rock- he doesnt move or shift around all that much so you're unlikely to be disturbed! He.. does snore, though, or at least that's what it loosely is. Its more like gurgling due to any of his gripping goo getting into his throat- not a good noise.. will wake up coughing and spluttering.. 5/10, a pretty average sleeping experience

Laughing Jack

He doesnt need to sleep and he can only pretend sleep for so long before he gets antsy- it takes him a while to understand that you need your sleep and how much you need. He doesnt mind staying in bed and cuddling with you to pass the time- hes very large, warm, and comfy so it's not a terrible set up! Sometimes pretends sleep, complete with a fake snore. A little big for the bed at I feet tall, and sometimes snatches the blanket to fully sell the "fake sleep" thing as well as rag dolling on you 6/10

Masky

He doesnt sleep around you, it's just a little quirk of his that he doesnt let his guard down at all- he doesnt exactly distrust you but its.. complicated. Hesitant when you offer to let him crawl into bed with you, he's rather fond of the little perch hes made in the corner of your room, but you cannot deny that he looks like a sleep paralysis demon to your fuzzy sleepy brain. Still as a corpse in bed, WILL yank the blanket back if you steal it in your sleep 7/10 not very disruptive otherwise

Hoodie

Will crawl into bed with you and get up close to you, loves pulling you close to him during the night. Falls asleep after you do, though he probably watches you in your sleep... smells like wet leaves and mulch 7.5/10, he let's you take his hoodie sometimes or even just crawl into it with him. Does not give a shit if it gets stretched out he can always get another one. Sleeps between you and the door to the bedroom

Jeff

Heavy sleeper and he snores loud, so good luck with that. Probably also a blanket thief. Bounces between staying up all night or falling asleep the second he hits the bed- really it depends on what hes been up to... at least he usually has the manners to take his bloodstained hoodie off before crawling into your bed.. probably kicks in his sleep.. 4/10

Puppeteer

Very hard and very cold, and I don't think he would need to sleep but can if he desires. Wants to be the one cuddled, just make sure to bundle up with some extra blankets so you can stay warm! Doesnt snore but you can hear his joints creak with each movement- you know, puppet stuff.. 5/10, not terrible but not spectacular