#TWENTY. YEARS.

[fortunesrevolver]

Everyone stfu, the fact that I can play this game is all I'm going to be thinking about for the foreseeable future.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[killerunicorn3]

[clericxhood777]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[tizzymcwizzy]

im ill about them. for the record.

[anghyfleustra]

[sootchild]

Ep 20 Ragenarok pt 2

I had one more drawing in me that needed to be done.

Ep 1 || Ep 20 ||

[the-littlest-laney]

cleric class

[foxofanequinox]

THEY PUT THE GILEAR CURSE SOUND EFFECT ON BRENNAN WHEN HE SPILLS HIS COFFEE IN THE FINALE

ITS THERE ITS QUIET BUT ITS THERE

EDITING TEAM NEVER MISSES

[junotter]

Part 2 of my modern avatar au, The Gaang (part 1)

[angsty-art-ist]

certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

[twelverriver]

bonus: the shoes in question

Ncuti Gatwa in Behind the Scnes: Empire of Death

[theinfinnite]

Prom Squeem 💙

My piece for Squeem Zine on twitter

[pangur-and-grim]

look at that transformation! well done, Belphie, you’ve defeated death!

[yuripira4e]

Riz Gukgak junior year

[let-me-sleep-or-die]

That moment in the finale where Gorgug finds his way into Kristen’s forest while they are in Ankarna’s domain and just  

Gorgug was in a forest the first time he died. It was scary, a leaf cut him, he talked about it a lot for a while, it stuck with him, it wasn’t at all comforting. 

Three years later he finds Kristen in her peaceful woods. 

“Remember when we died?”

Vs 

“You look so much better”