#Task

[sentrysoldier]

how does lewis pullman have both the bluest blue eyes and the brownest blue eyes

[darks-arts]

Task Complete

[hardercore]

Task: Ahegao

For the next 48 hours, make an ahegao face whenever you feel yourself getting wet. Doesn't matter if you're in public or private. If in public, you can do it subtly, no one will find it that strange, they'll just imagine you're doing a silly face for fun. The point is for you to associate making yourself more stupid with your arousal. Let me know the most fun places you've done an ahegao face.

[hell0potato]

Vintage Taskmaster Volume III Volume I here Volume II here

Prints, stickers etc. on Redbubble

[lanae111]

Does anyone else wanna just sink your fingers into his hair and yank him backwards so you can kiss him so hard he forgets his own name or is that just me?

[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_1361 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally. (2025)

[girlrespecting]

So many good little feminists. ❤️ Yet another very, very good girl who asked me to pretty please show what an obedient thing she's been. She even went above and beyond and wrote 25 lines for me. This one gets a perfect score. Pretty, pink, and stupid.

And did you enjoy your reward for a job well done, @bitterlilcupcake?

[fayvpor]

how dare u articles not include the date it was last modified and the full authors names

do you not know.

the PAIN!

and TORMENT!!! youve caused readers of your stupdi article to feel????

do you REALIZE!

that 87% of your readers are students desperately searching for sources for a randomly specific topic for a project??????!!!!!!!!!!

do you not know how we have SOBBED and SUFFERED after finding that our perfect source couldnt have a perfect citation??????

DO YOU KNOW HOW WE KNOW WE NEED TO BRUSH OUR TEETH TWICE A DAY BUT WE ONLY NEED THAT BECAUSE WE NEED PROOF TO JUSTIFY OUR STATEMENTS????

*sobs in ib student*

[dingasuu]

divine butler without a name, will usually just refer to themself as task if it's necessary

[hardercore]

Task: Taste Cunt

I'm going to start giving out points for my tasks. So I can track who's best of all you good girls.

To be performed while you are at the office, or in class if you're a college student. I recommend you wear a skirt or dress for ease of access. The next time you feel yourself fantasizing or getting at all horny, go into the bathroom stall. Remove your panties and place them fully in your mouth. Close your mouth and hold them there for ten seconds. Then put them back on. +5 points Take a selfie with your panties in your mouth +10 points

Make that selfie the wallpaper of your phone for the duration of the day +20 points

Send that selfie to me in an anonymous ask +50 points

Send that selfie to me in a DM or non-anonymous ask +100 points Send it to me and give permission to re-post +200 points. Tell me how it went via DM, with at least a paragraph worth of detail +25 points

You can do this multiple times throughout the day. Enjoy.

[wiirocku]

Acts 20:24 (NIV) - However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace.

[hell0potato]

Vintage Taskmaster Part IV Stickers, prints etc. on Redbubble

[severalrodentsdrinkingtea]

GOD, this is the best podcast in the world

[palatinewolfsblog]

“The profession of journalism ought to be

about telling people what they need to know -

not what they want to know.”

Walter Cronkite.

The Art of Gravitas

(for my old Friend @acommonloon ) ...

[cyberpunkcitizen]

TASK 6: Create a Wanted Poster of a SKZ Member For Breaking a Magical Rule

Bangchan has been seen around the school on wanted posters explaining that hs is wanted for using magic to win a game of UNO. Which is not allowed as Rule 143 states it is not allowed to use magic to win any muggle games as its seen as cheating. The poster states a finders reward of 100 magic coins to be granted to the person whoever brings him in. It is rumoured that he was playing a game of UNO with Felix and beat him using magic. However it is uncertain exactly what happened.