#The turtle question
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me: "you're in the desert. you come upon a turtle upside down on its back. arms and legs flailing about, it can't turn itself upright. what do you do?"
artemesia: (deadpan) "I eat him. then I use the shell to collect rainwater. We are going to live."
#My turtle chronicles#The turtle question#The trolley problem#i like to use the turtle question from time to time#moral dilemmas#blade runner#ive used it before to gauge a persons moral make-up#psychology#an nterviewers question#my face when she said it😲🤔😆😂#she pulled the rug out under her interviewer#with the most artemesi-ary answer that artemesia ever artemesiaed#thats why i love her you see mon ami#from this observation she has a very utilitary mind#Immediately launching into scenarios Of multiple moral dilemmas Weighed against Survivalist mentality#Survivalist and ultimately problem solver#Reverse psychology#I'm so proud of her right now lol#Put my turtles might be side eyeing her😆#Married 37 plus You would think there is no more question of where morals lie And yet I always find them to be vacillating and verdent#Positively mercurial if you ask me
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I've got your back!
Always.
(Rottmnt Possessed AU)
#my art#art#rottmnt possessed au#rottmnt au#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#rise disaster twins#i live for ridiculously long mask tails#gosh guys thank you so much for receiving this au so well#i am so glad you enjoy it!!#i'll try to answer any of your questions soon when i have time
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I literally couldn’t help myself when I saw this picture 💀

#chomp#he bites first asks questions later#turtle tot#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#donatello hamato#artists on tumblr#drawing#doodle#small artist#tmnt
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He's really sick.
Based on this hard-hitting scene in Spy Kids 2
God I love that movie.

#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#art#tmnt 2012#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt mikey#tmnt 2012 mikey#tmnt 2012 donnie#tmnt 2012 leo#tmnt 2012 raph#meme#spy kids#god that movie hits hard#sickness#existential crisis#they really care about their baby bro#but man he asks the worst questions
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The 2k3 Ratdad Supercut: featuring every time a turtle refers to Splinter as their father in seasons 1-5.
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#raphael#splinter#leonardo#michelangelo#raph for biggest daddy's turtle#meanwhile on the other end of the spectum: extremely funny to me don's just like [shrug] i guess#(there is technically one clip in here that could be called into question#bonus points if you can spot it)#i do find it ever fascinating that most of the time they whip out 'father' or 'dad' for other people's benefit!#like you can literally hear the quotation marks in their voices sometimes#because other people will understand 'father' as a meaningful summary of what splinter is to them#more easily than they understand how the family applies master / sensei#turtleblogging
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Cover up slut /lh
Okay damn.
#🪼 leon posting#📘 burning questions#i was gonna draw myself but that felt weir#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#unpause rise of the tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt future leo
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Jason, mildly concerned as he watches silent tears stream down Tim’s face: …You okay there?
Tim, who would rather die for than admit that he was crying because he was trying so hard not to laugh at memes of satosuguru breaking up outside of KFC: …Eddie…uh…died?
Jason, having no clue how to respond to this: uh…Who’s Eddie?
Tim, realizing he can’t use the uncle excuse because Dick and Bruce already know it’s bs: …My turtle
#damian finds out and insists on a proper funeral#Tim debates the ethics of finding a turtle corpse and pretending#he decides he’s already in too deep#the two start getting closer because of this and now Tim has to fabricate the existence of a turtle#Bruce momentarily questions why the turtle has the same name as tim’s fake uncle#but decides that he probably doesn’t want to know#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#damian and tim#batfam incorrect quotes#tim and jason
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Daily reminder that—

In season 5, Donatello helped Dr. Victor Frankenstein make his infamous monster (dubbed Frank by Michelangelo).
So he knows the formula needed to reanimate the dead.
#which begs the question: did he ever consider using to revive Splinter?#tmnt#tmnt donatello#tmnt donnie#tmnt 2012#2012 donnie#2012 donatello#2012 mikey#2012 michelangelo#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt mikey
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It would be so funny if Rise Donnie & Cassandra had a constant Battle of Wills going on- NOT because he thinks she's still evil or because they hate each other -but because he keeps trying to plant a sub-dermal tracker on her in the most fucked-up declaration of familial acceptance possible and she keeps dodging his knock-out darts.
#I just think Don's love language is:#a) questionable gifts#and b) invasions of privacy#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#seriously I would read a fic that's just this#cassandra jones#donatello hamato#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles
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ive been putting this off for a bit ,, eerhehrhere im gonna crumble
#WHOOOOF its been a busy week for me#but we’re so back trust#the color choice in this is questionable but thats ok#i think ive just been staring at it for too long#i have many words to say but i cant really remember#stuff has been pretty wacky lately#tmnt#tmnt fanart#tmnt 2012#2012 tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#fanart#art
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Leo skeletal anatomy! Click for better quality :)
The way most turtles actually fit into their shells is because their arms and legs are shaped to fit into the loose skin around the openings for their limbs, but on account of their human proportions, I just suspend my disbelief as to how mutant turtles could fit in their shells without the odd configuration to their organs that real turtles have. Real turtles have flat lungs that sit widely along their carapace, which is weird but cool. Turtles shed their scutes (the large flat scales on their shells and plastron) about once a year or if the scutes are damaged. The scutes have barely any skin between them and the bone, which is why turtle skeletons usually have the scutes on still, though they can pop off. The rest of the skin sheds regularly though, instead of in large patches.
For the brothers’, their respiration is much more human than turtle. Therefore, their lungs need to expand and contract with their diaphragm rather than just with their movement, so therefore they must have some flexibility to their chest. Some turtles, like box turtles, already have hinged plastrons, and softshell shells are mostly cartilage, so it’s not too far off to assume that there’s a bit of cartilage just to the upper plastral bones of the hard shelled brothers to give their humanoid lungs room to breathe.
Poor Leo. After the movie, one could assume he’s got a couple broken bones. It kind of made me morbidly curious as to how to describe injuries on a character whose skeletal structure is quite different from a human’s for my own writing!
Feel free to use as reference or disregard, these are just my own little speculations :)
[General][Raph][Donnie][Mikey][Splinter]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rottmnt leo#speculative biology#skeletons#there’s not a lot of easily digestible material I could find of turtles and how they work#it’s interesting to do research on species that are more obscure than things like cats or horses#my friend: how do you break a charcaters ribs if they don’t have any#me: good question I’m going to draw about it#t*cest dni
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“The best thing for autism representation is to have multiple autistic characters so there’s a display of autism as a spectrum affecting people differently” “we need better autism representation” “I wish there were more characters that are audhd” my brother in christ, the teenage mutant ninja turtles are RIGHT THERE
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#mutant mayhem#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#Autism#adhd#neurodivergent#In case it’s unclear this is a joke#There should definitely be canon neurodivergent characters written by writers with the neurodivergence in question#leonardo#donatello#michael angelo#raphael#rtmnt
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theory, (or stating the obvious?) the reason Leo’s shell is now a gardening project is his real one was horrifically damaged and needed a full makeover to not die. Hooray for Fay magic!
Bonus points if my wild more speculative guess of Leo having memory loss (not including JJ trivia) including the invasion and his family to some extent being on the money, lol.
full marks on the theory~ but alas, no bonus points or extra credit this time...
leo very much remembers the invasion and the events leading up to his displacement to the feywilds. and he is very much aware of the absence of his brothers.
[ ⚘ clover crown ⚘ ]
#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#tmnt 2018#clover crown#rottmnt leo#rottmnt au#rottmnt comic#save rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt oc#fidgetwing#rise leo#asks#leo is working... very very hard to try to figure out a way back home#im aware that you totttallyyyy asked this question like way earlier on in the au and before i gave more info abt the story#but im answering urs anyway bc it suits the comic i wanted to post and provides/reintroduces general context#which is useful bc its been a hOT second since ive posted this lmao. and also lends v well to helping explain the background to this scene~#so like! let the record show! fULL MARKS... THIS WAS THEORIZED BEFORE I CONFIRMED THIS STUFF LOL...
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I finally drew them all! Here are the boys from my separated AU!
(Click for better quality)
#feel free to ask questions I like talking about them :)#not your average separated au#NYASau#rottmnt separated au#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#NYASau Leo#NYASau Raph#NYASau Mikey#NYASau Donnie#rise! Leo#rise! Donnie#rise! Mikey#rise! Raph#donatello hamato#michelangelo hamato#leonardo hamato#raphael hamato#my art
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Red.
It was supposed to be funny but it got depressing-
So i added text
Its still kinda sad…
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#art#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#tmnt crossover#tmnt 1987#tmnt 1987 raph#rottmnt raph#comic#drawing meme#crackpost#crack post#sketch#eyestrain#bright colors#light angst#i guess???#only reason i dont draw much rise raph is because his shell brings me much pain#i struggle everytime with it#i need practice#au and question asks soon 👍
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ketchup stains, eh?
hbd to my artblog, celebrating with a redraw of my first post!
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt future leo#lee's art#live life extras#← let's not question that ;P
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