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Tournament of Lessons
Week 02
Mixing substances experiment (petroleum jelly and toothpaste)
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Comparing stories in different formats (Mohawk librarian defends audiobooks)
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it sounds like the vaseline just created a seal to keep the toothpaste in and on anything it touches, which is horrifying
Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.
I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!
Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.
#vaselineโs water resistant#which makes it so difficult to wash off#whereas toothpaste foams#idk but this sounds nightmarish
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Mix Toothpaste and Vaseline and Just Watch
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Is Toothpaste Making You Break Out?
Itโs a routine we all follow religiously, twice a day, every day: brushing our teeth. But could this daily habit be the hidden cause behind those persistent breakouts around your mouth and chin? Surprisingly, certain ingredients found in many toothpaste formulas are known to irritate the skin and potentially lead to acne. Letโs delve into which toothpaste ingredients might be causing your skinโฆ

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#alcohol#beauty#break out#cinnamon#essential oils#fluoride#health#healthy toothpaste#millennial#skin-care#skincare#SLS#sodium laurel sulfate#tooth paste#toothpaste#vaseline
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Heh a bit of all the above๐๐๐
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But I clicked "Other" because, well, toothpaste was an all-time favourite, vaseline too๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
Ate bits of a cigarette once, and holy hell I can still remember the shitty taste to this day๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ the only good thing that came out of that is the never-ending aversion to smoking, seen as I'm one of the only people I know who's never tried to smoke anything, #NotEvenOnce, cuz traumatising taste and ER experience๐
The pebbles and seashells I just chewed on though, so they don't count๐๐๐๐คฃ
INGESTED not just chewed on to clarify lol. based on real responses from my groupchat
#within the โOtherโ section I hereby add#toothpaste#vaseline#cigarette#within the โThings I Liked To Chew Onโ I'll put#pebbles#seashells
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VICTORIA SECRET ANGEL ULTIMATE GLOW UP๐ฉฐ



LONGER LASHES๐
-USE CASTER/COCONUT OIL TO YOUR LASHES BEFORE BED
-MASSAGE YOUR EYELIDS TO STIMULATE GROWTH
-AVOID EYELASH CURLERS INSTEAD USE YOUR FINGERS
-USE COLD GREEN TEA TO YOUR EYELASHES WITH A COTTON BALL
-AVOID MAKEUP WIPES INSTEAD USE A BALM/OIL, MELTING SPRAY, OR MICELLAR WATER
WHITE TEETHโ๏ธ
-USE CREST WHITENING STRIPS
-TAKE A SPOONFUL OF COCONUT OIL FOR 10- 20 MINUTES
-USE A WHITENING MOUTHWASH
-START USING A WHITENING PEN
-BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH BAKING SODA AND HYDROGEN PEROXIDE 3X A WEEK
-USE A CREST WHITENING TOOTHPASTE
SMOOTHER SKIN ๐ซง
-NEVER DRY SHAVE!!!
-USE A DRY BRUSH PR AN EXFOLIATE ROCK TO REMOVE DEAD SKIN
-PUT PLASTIC WRAP OVER VASELINE ON YOUR SKIN AND LEAVE IT ON FOR AN HOUR
-START USING BODY OIL AND BODY BUTTER AFTER A SHOWER
-USE A MENS RAZOR FOR A CLOSER SHAVE
-MAINTAIN A HEALTHY AND CONSISTENT DIET
-START USING SUGAR SCRUBS IN THE SHOWER
HEALTHY HAIR ๐งบ
-RESEARCH YOUR HAIR TYPE TO FIND THE BEST PRODUCTS FOR YOU
-START USING A SILK PILLOWCASE
-AVOID APPLYING HEAT TO YOUR HAIR
-STOP GOING TO SLEEP WITH WET HAIR
-WASH YOUR HAIR LESS OFTEN
-START USING A HAIR MASK IX A WEEK
-PROTECT YOUR HAIR WHILE SWIMMING
-START TAKING COLD SHOWERS
CLEAR SKIN ๐งด
-WASH YOUR PILLOWCASE AND SHEETS EVERY SINGLE WEEK
-CLEAN YOUR MAKEUP BRUSHES ONCE A WEEK
-DRINK 2 LITERS OF WATER EVERYDAY
-INCORPORATE SPF IN YOUR DAILY SKINCARE
-EXFOLIATE 2-3X A WEEK
-AVOID GREASY FOOD IN YOUR DIET
-START ICING YOUR FACE EVERYDAY
-DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR MAKEUP
-WASH YOUR FACE BEFORE/AFTER YOU WORK OUT
-RESEARCH YOUR SKIN TYPE
#dream life#dream girl#high maintenance#it girl#it girl energy#self development#self love#becoming that girl#wonyoungism#victoria secret#glow up era#glow up#that girl#best version of yourself#best version#beauty tips#beauty#self care#skincare
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๐โจพ๐ขึดเป ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐จ๐ถ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ง๐ต, ๐ด๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ง๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด


A complete guide to hand care for the porcelain dolls among us
While you certainly don't need ten steps involving harsh exfoliation, that weird red serum from the Ordinary or baking your hands in plastic gloves, taking care of your hands can be very rewarding, seeing as you essentially stare at them all day every day.
Let's clear some misinformation: you cannot make your fingers physically longer, no matter how many hand exercises you do. The length of your fingers is reliant on your genetics, and what kind of activities you did while your bones were still growing (Which is why pianists have such beautiful hands). You can, however, change the texture of your skin, correct hyperpigmentation and increase flexibility of and circulation in your hands.
Strategies
Before going to sleep, massage a hydrating moisturiser or lotion into your hands, and cover with cotton gloves. Alternatively, you could wait until the product is absorbed to go to bed.
Wear sunscreen: SPF 50 is best. Try to reapply after washing your hands, and every two hours if you're in the sun. UV rays cause 'photo-aging' (aka wrinkles, rough texture and moles) and can contribute to skin cancers. Use a non-comedogenic, mattifying sunscreen (As to not rub the product off when using your hands).
Keep nails trimmed, filed and at an appropriate length: If you play a string instrument, you know that long nails are a no-go. The same goes for gardening, volleyball, a job that involves typing, etc.
If your nails are stripy, this usually indicates a protein, vitamin A or zinc deficiency. Different people are more susceptible, but I recommend a well-rounded multivitamin supplement. (Or, better yet, improving your diet)
Ingredients to look for
Glycerin: a gentle and universally compatible humectant
Shea butter: a natural ingredient for deep hydration
vitamin E: an inflammatory antioxidant with natural sun protection
Ceramides: lipids naturally produced by the skin, which restore and maintain the skin barrier
Urea: combats roughness and dry texture through its keratolytic properties.
SPF: at lest 30, to prevent photo-aging and skin cancers
+ Cotton gloves: synthetic materials like polyester aren't very breathable and can cause irritation
What to avoid
Exposing your hands to cleaning chemicals: wear rubber gloves when cleaning the kitchen, washing the dishes or the car.
Alcohol-based hand sanitizers: extremely drying to the skin, and can cause roughness and cracking.
Fragranced soaps: fragrance in any beauty product is a bad idea, as it is drying and an acne, rosacea and eczema trigger.
Biting at your fingernails: not only does this make your nails look unsightly, it is also very unhygienic, as dirt and germs accumulate underneath them throughout the day.
Picking at cuticles: consider a fidget / sensory toy to keep your hands busy.
Extra: how to do a hand massage
Massages improve circulation and relax muscles that we use strenuously. Almost everyone uses their hands all day to do all sorts of tasks, so this is universal.
Apply an oil, lotion or Vaseline to reduce friction
Press your thumb into your palm, and move in circles around the centre.
Take each finger at a time and close a fist around it, pressing down and sliding upwards, like you're getting toothpaste out of a tube.
Press your one thumb onto the muscle of the other, on your palm, and move around that muscle to relieve tension.
Press the very tips of your fingers between your index finger and thumb.
Anyhow, that's all. Hope you've found at least one thing helpful!
#self care#glow up#wonyoungism#it girl#becoming that girl#self improvement#becoming her#that girl#skincare tips#skin health#beauty tips#hand care#kbeauty
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Mix Vaseline With Toothpaste
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Addendum: The Horrors may be sauteed but they are a dreadful dish
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sautรฉ. but then there are also the horrors
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๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ก๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐๐
๊ฐ some of my personal tips and some other things that iโd like to try. will be adding more to the list soon โก ๊ฑ
๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
โ brewer's yeast and zinc supplements for healthy hair, skin and nails
โ magnesium and sea moss supplements for fatigue, anxiety, stress, muscle and sleep regulation, migraines and blood sugar and pressure regulation
โ psyllium husk for constipation/ibs
โ vitamin c supplements for boosting collagen production, regulating boood pressure and boosting immunity
โ tiger balm for sore muscles, stomach aches and headaches
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โ magnesium and psyllium husk supplements to promote smoother bowel movements
โ yoga and stretching, as well as debloating exercises
โ renew lifeโs 3 day detox/body cleansing pills for a total body reset
โ stool softeners over laxatives
โ 2l of water daily/minimum and avoiding carbonated drinks
โ focusing on consuming fiber rich foods rather than protein
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โ chamomile, fenugreek and mallow tea for acne and inflammation
โ green tea after every meal to avoid bloating
โ cardamom or clove and cinnamon stick tea for body cleansing and avoiding foul body odor
โ lemon ginger shots to promote gut cleansing
โ lemon, strawberry and cucumber water for clearer skin
โ daily detox smoothies
โ jujube tea for glowy skin and period cramp relief โ from uraveragemillenial on tiktok
โ pear, rock sugar and moss drink โ from crystaldao111 on tiktok
๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐:
โ turmeric soap for dark spots and exfoliation
โ pink vaseline as a lip sleeping mask
โ vitamin c oil for scars and wrinkles
โ rose water as toner
โ la roche posay cicaplast baume b5+ for and tattoo care, acne scars, pimples and other skin inflammations
โ panoxyl for skin texture
โ tretinoin and gua sha for smile lines
โ facial lymphatic drainage for face puffiness
โ eating black seed oil to clear up acne
โ qasil powder for acne
โ moroccan beauty secrets โ from zawinamorocco on tiktok
๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐:
โ amla hair oil for rapid hair growth
โ nettle shampoo mixed with a few drops of rosemary essential oil for oily roots and hair growth
โ tsubaki royal jelly and camelia oil conditioner and hair mask for soft hair
โ jojoba oil heat protectant cream for hair mids and ends before blow drying
โ argan oil for healthy and shiny hair ends
โ going to sleep the day before hair washing day in a loose braid after applying argan oil throughout hair mids and ends and with a silk bonnet on
โ trimming spit ends at home with a good pair of scissors
โ avoiding tight hair ties and opting for silk scrunchies
โ heatless curls > hair curlers
โ direct hair dye > box dye
note: i have type 1a (straight, thin and low porosity) hair, so these listed products may not be adequate for many people
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โ dove original soap and turkish exfoliating bath glove for soft skin
โ whipped shea butter with coconut oil for soft skin and hydrated cuticles
โ the ordinary glycolic acid for hyperpigmented underarms, elbow and knee ditches and oily hair roots
โ roll on deodorant followed by spray deodorant
โ johnsonโs baby powder as dusting powder to lock in moisture from moisturizing cream
โ cuticle trimming every week, as well as nail filing and nail polish application using pink transparent nail polish (donโt forget toenails)
โ soaking hand nails in olive oil for 10 minutes to avoid them from peeling and breaking whilst promoting cuticle hydration
โ hand exercises for slimmer fingers
โ cleaning behind ears and piercing holes with saline solution every day
โ foot care by trimming toenails, scraping dead skin off, moisturizing feet and applying tea tree oil in case of fungi
โ couto toothpaste (pasta dentrรญfica), teeth flossing, tongue scraping and mint mouthwash with no alcohol for good dental and oral hygiene
๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐:
โ brown mascara > black mascara
โ lightly applying vaseline on eyelashes and also using it as eyebrow gel
โ rubbing vaseline on skin before applying perfume to make it last longer
โ spraying body mist on clothes
โ fresh fruity perfume: spring and summer. woody, aromatic and deep gourmand: autumn and winter
โ caravan, รฉclat and equivalenza perfume and body mists are great and affordable dupes for expensive fragrances
โ perfume oil on wrists and neck
๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ก๐ :
โ pilates exercises from nikolaโs pilates, shirlyn kim, move with nicole, lilly sabri, pamela reif
โ rosie grahamโs 30 day challenge
โ k-pop workouts, especially kazuhaโs workout from lesserafim
โ just dance
โ walking and jogging
โ jump rope
โ bicycling
โ badminton and handball
#coquette#coquette aesthetic#faunlet#faunlet aesthetic#wonyoungism#jang wonyoung#self care#pink pilates girl#pink pilates princess#glow up#this is a girlblog#girlblog aesthetic#girlblogging#this is a boyblog#boyblogging#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#2014 tumblr#2015 tumblr#girl interrupted#black swan#the virgin suicides#buffalo 66#beauty tips#girlhood#snow angel#fawn angel#angelcore#ultraviolence#born to die
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I'm stoked. I really want to know how this one will turn out.
History Doodles has been an absolute powerhouse, with an average (mean) vote count of 20.3, even though in its introductory week it actually lost to Batman's Diary, which was eliminated in Round 0).
Vaseline + Toothpaste's mean vote count is 11.6, which is the lowest of any contender that made it past Round 1 (except for the third runner up Draw Normal People with an astonishingly low mean of 7.3).
But does this mean that HD will beat V+TP at 2:1? Probably not. But maybe! I'm very curious to see what happens.
HD also managed to beat out the seemingly invincible fourth(?!) place runner-up Feminstein, which I thought for sure was going all the way to the finals.
But then again, I've also stated that if V+TP wins then I will post a video of my own attempt at making the unholy anti-slime, which could give it the competitive edge.
When I started this tournament, I made it clear that there are no rules nor criteria for which lesson is worthy of advancing. Everyone has their own reasons, and you are beholden to no one but yourself.
I'm glad that none of you are quite so personally invested in this as I have been. But whatever, here we go.
This is it, the final round. Wha ha! Let's a go!
#tournament of plans#teachblr#bracket 1#round 4#it's been real#let's get some real turnout y'all#reblog to boost
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Magic for the working witch
Hello friends! I recognize this is a break from my current content series, however I have been working like a dog recently balancing university, work, social life, and medical problems so I felt inspired to talk a bit about the magic I do while working!!
To preface: I work 3 jobs total! one of them requires me to travel, One is a remote desk job, and the final one is a waitress! While I don't recommend this lifestyle, it is the one that I and many others have fallen into as life has unfolded. First of all, to all my hard working witches, you freaking matter dude. Your boss may not see how hard you work, but trust me you guys are hustlers! Its hard to balance a spiritual life with everything else going on but today lets tackle that!
How can I cultivate magic, even with work/school/etc?
First, we have to find where the magic is within us and this is easier said than done. In previous post I talk about magical frameworks and theories and this would be a good time to put this to use! I believe that magic is all around and within us, we can harness it at any time, enjoy it! Even simply reflecting on the magic in your heart can be enough to feel spiritually fufilled. We as humans like acknowledgement, and when we just simply reflect on the magic around us then we tend to feel more fufilled but that gets lost on us sometimes.
Got it! What ideas do you have for me?
Lets think about jobs for a second! We have all sorts of jobs out there, desk jobs, standing jobs, hard labor, etc. I believe there is magic for every profession, type, etc, but that is a looot of jobs. so lets narrow it down to the three types I have experience with!
Travel + Speaking
these jobs include teaching, public speaking, management, and more. These jobs often are a form of public service but require an element of writing, desk work, etc. It also is somewhat a form of authority in the aspects of people looking up to you for information, conflict resolution, and more. Usually this job has a commute, a level of strong responsibility, and traits like leadership and confidence are seen heavily.
Witchy ideas:
As you wake up, get ready, and commute, give yourself a pep talk as a form of glamour magic. Bonus points if you make it a chant
Enchant your toothpaste to help your words carry
Keep crystals like angelite, Rose Quarts, and Pyrite close
Create a weekly spread to give you insight into the week so you can prepare as needed
Wear bright colors for confidence
Wash your hair with the intention of unblocking flow of words, and making things run smoother
Public Service
Public service are jobs like waiter, bank clerk, and floor salesman. These jobs require you to be informational, polite, and taking on a lot of side work in the process. Your job is to get someone to purchase something and help facilitate that, resolve minor conflicts, and honestly team work with both your coworkers and customers.
Witchy Ideas:
When you can: Don't wear socks with your shoes. A lot of dress shoes and work shoes can have hygienic insoles, and this can help facilitate grounding!
Create an oil out of a carrier oil, basil, thyme, and rosemary and you get a general 'workplace luck' oil!
If you work for commissions: Eat a mint, tic-tac, or sugar packet before work to sweeten your words to customers and get more sales
If you don't work for commissions: Place Vaseline or lotion on your elbows and knees to facilitate swift work and smooth customer interactions
Carry obsidian, super seven, bismuth, or chrysocolla with you
Keep a 'talisman card' in your pocket, pick a tarot card that resonates with your goal for work. My go-to's are the queen of swords, king of cups, the emperor, and the magician
Remote Work
Remote jobs are any jobs that can be done at home, and after the pandemic these jobs became a staple so many companies kept the position. These jobs could be done day or night, internationally or locally, and so much more. The best traits to have would be organization, punctuality, and perseverance.
Witchy Ideas:
Maintain a home altar where you do work to induce specific energies
Before a virtual meeting discussing important personal goals, set up an online vision board of what you want
Have a prayer or chant ready during a project to help it move along
Create digital sigils to deflect crappy co-workers
Use Tigers eye, ulexite, and yellow calcite to help the work day
Leave a tarot card on your desk as a talisman.
If you guys need any tips, tricks, or questions feel free to leave them in an AMA or in the comments below! Thank You! Tip Jar
#witchblr#pagan witch#witch#magical theory#grimoire#witchcraft#spells#culturalexploration#baby witch#magick#workplace magic#work#original work
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What To Do... Hygiene Edition
If you don't have a toothbrush-
The goal of brushing teeth is to prevent tooth decay. Prevent tooth decay by preventing bacteria buildup on teeth. Plaque (the slimy film that appears on teeth after a day or two) is a buildup of bacteria, saliva, and tiny food particles. If you can remove this once or twice a day, before it becomes hard (tartar) you are much less likely to have cavities and gum disease.
You can do this without a toothbrush by taking a small piece of rough cloth (like the corner of a washcloth or towel) and rubbing it all over your teeth twice per day. Rinse it well afterwards and let it dry completely (preferably in the sun) between uses.
If you don't have toothpaste-
Toothpaste is a paste containing rough particles, flavorings, and other chemicals that remove and may help prevent plaque and tarter from forming.
If you're doing a good job brushing your teeth to disrupt that plaque formation, you technically don't need toothpaste. However, if you would like a little bit of freshness or feel like you need more than just a brush or cloth, you can take a pinch of baking soda and (optional) add a drop or two of flavored extract (like vanilla or peppermint- DO NOT USE ESSENTIAL OILS FOR THIS). Put this on your toothbrush or cloth and brush as normal.
If you don't have deodorant-
Deodorant is not absolutely necessary for health, but if you work somewhere that has a "hygiene code" or some BS you probably need to smell like something other than a human.
The recipe is the same as toothpaste above. A pinch of baking soda and (optional) a drop of extract like vanilla or peppermint. Rub under each armpit.
If you don't have lip balm-
Lip balm is often necessary in colder or dryer climates to prevent cracking and infection. Any fat can be used as lip balm, for example, petroleum jelly (Vaseline), lard, butter, vegetable oils, your own face grease, etc... Just put a drop on a finger and rub on your lips until it rubs in.
If you don't have toilet paper-
You will need a plastic cup and a wash cloth. Use the plastic cup to pour water over the soiled area. If it's poop you'll need to use your hand to make sure everything washes off. Once clean, use the wash cloth to dab up any remaining water. Wash your hands well afterward.
This might sound horrible if you're used to toilet paper, but it is used all over the world and leaves you a lot cleaner than TP does.
If you don't have soap-
For handwashing- use water to wash anything visible off the hands, then follow with hand sanitizer or a few drops of rubbing alcohol to sanitize.
For body washing- You don't actually want soap for most of your body, including your privates. Wash with water only. For hair (since it tends to look greasy if unwashed), use a few teaspoons of baking soda or tablespoons of lemon juice and rub it in. This will help get rid of dirt and grease when soap or shampoo is not available.
If you don't have nail clippers-
Use sharp scissors. While these might be more challenging the first time and you'll need to be careful, you can absolutely use scissors for nail clippers, it's what everyone did before the invention and popularization of nail clippers.
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I dont think flavorless toothpaste is the correct alternative to mint. Like the alternatives shouldnt be Worst Taste In Existance or Vaseline or Childrens toothpaste.
Cant someone make good flavoured tooth paste
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AU! USSR JACOB
English!VERSION 18+
Mentioned: necrophilia, unpleasant description of person/things/actions, perversion, description of scenes of a sexual nature, murder. If anything is missing, let me know!
Notes from the author: all unclear meanings of words/terms will be indicated with a โ*โ. everything will be at the very end. she/her is used in the text. in all cases, exclude non-possible events with your gender (such as pregnancy) and substitute your pronouns. I do not recommend eating while reading! enjoy!
I worked with the help of a translator, so
there may be errors in the text.

(Headcanons may coincide with the ideas of these people: @mara-ma , @sapoz-ni , @vajaina-hi .)
-I saw a couple of options for the Russified name, but I am more inclined to โDmitry Anatolyevich Oldenovโ
-Dimitri is the same colleague who has yellow teeth, broken crooked fingers, huge bags under his eyes and constant bad breath. but you cannot avoid him, because for his merits he is close to the authorities and you constantly need something, but only a bespectacled man (as his colleagues call him) can give it to you.
-a possible scenario of actions when Oldenov could get acquainted with MC is:
1.You are a junior engineer who has just come to practice.
2. You either work at the post office, or as a telephone operator or librarian!
-In one of the cars of his victims he found a camera, later the device was left as a โsouvenirโ and a way to document his murders / they gave him a camera at work for his merits / stood in line*.
-when he tried to lure the victim, he was stopped by police passing by, seeing an unpleasant-looking man approaching the girl. Rope, a kitchen knife and Vaseline were found in his briefcase. Dmitry, exposing his yellow teeth, explained with a smile: โa rope for tying parcels at the post office, a knife just for cutting this very rope, and Vaseline for cleaning shoes!โ*
-After this situation, Oldenov became even more cautious, the โphoto sessionsโ stopped for a while, but physical attraction took over.
- all his hygiene is an old, completely hardened piece of laundry soap and, if possible, the remains of toothpaste. Very dirty, oily skin that over the years is complemented by wrinkles and stubble.
- After a new object of adoration appeared in his life, he began to shave and wash his clothes more often
-If he is in Moscow, the first place he will go is the library named after Lenin.*
- Aldenov is a fairly well-read and intelligent person; he adores writers of the Silver and Golden Ages. He often imitated the heroes of the works, courting the MC in the same ways, and offered his favorite lines from poetry to his beloved. he has his own shelf with a collection of books in a small Khrushchev*, it is complemented by a bedside table with vinyl records and a gramophone. Anatolyevich does not live richly, but as he himself grew up, โhe has enough of everything".
-due to connections and flattering character, a shortage may occur*. Often taking advantage of his position, he could set people up or point out to them in the most rude way their lack of education.
- often fishes, finding peace and pleasure in this. Oldenov carried out his idea of founding a fishing club. Frequent visitors were his superiors and old people who loved fishing.
- was subscribed to magazines about photography, fishing and medicine. I kept and re-read each copy.
- grew up in the village with his grandmother Olga Gennadievna Oldenova, in turn, the woman was a midwife in a rural hospital. Seeing that Luchik (as Olga affectionately called him in childhood) took reference books and books about medicine from her, she encouraged Dimochka in every possible way for his aspirations and brought him more material to study. Gennadievna hoped that the younger Oldenov would become a doctor, perhaps a surgeon or dentist. โAfter all, the job is prestigious and brings in a lot of money,โ as Oldenova said.
-after Olgaโs death, Dmitry inherited a summer cottage and a house. Where I often came on weekends and tended to my garden. I sold all my pets and used the money from the sale to renovate my musty house. He often invited MC to his place for barbecues*
Not very pleasant things will be described
further
- let's admit that Dmitry, as in the original story, is a pervert.
-Oldenov, as a teenager, was excited by medical reference books with images of human organs. He found books either in the village library or on the shelves of his grandmother.
-there are many photographs and films depicting all stages of decomposition of bodies of different configurations and genders
- He witnessed a terrible accident in which his beloved Sarochka died. it was then that he experienced the strongest sexual arousal. Since then, haunted by visions in which people were writhing in agony, Anatolyevich was looking for a way to repeat that same feeling. And I found it. under the pretext of taking photographs, he lured people into the forest, performing sexual acts on the people killed at his hands, filming it all along the way
- because of the girlโs refusal, Oldenovโs ego suffered; in a fit of rage at her, Dmitry raped the girl who refused. each time, with aspiration and reverence, remembering how she writhed in pain. It was then that he received his first scar from the victim; she bit him on his left hand. But everyone when they ask him where this scar comes from, he brushes it off: โthe dog bit me, if he ran away huh."
- when he met MC, he began to fantasize and see visions of the murdered/bloodied/crucified/decaying/writhing in pain MC
-after the appearance of a new lover, all his victims began to at least somewhat resemble you. height, voice, hair/eye color, similar lip shade, build, demeanor, same style of clothing/same clothing, shape of nails. Everything is in the smallest detail.
- a possible abduction would be similar to the story of the Skopinsky maniac*. Having invited MC to a barbecue, he added a strong sleeping pill to your beer, which the doctor prescribed for him. But instead of making a separate room under the house, he simply locked the Mะก in a basement specially equipped for living.
-further, as in the case of the Skopinsky maniac, he forced the Mะก to do disgusting things.for example: sex with foreign objects (such as vases or sticks), sex with pain, playing with a knife, suffocation (for some itโs nice), worship of his body, urine emission no matter who does it, he or you, creampie (o what words do I know), filming violent moments, rape, watching phim of all the pictures from his โphoto shootsโ, the possible cutting off of MCโs limbs and the list goes onDuring the whole process, MC becomes pregnant and Oldenov transports her to the city. Where does he deliver babies?
- having created the status of a good family, no one suspects that a new killer is already growing in the world. Although each of us has it.
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Thanks for reading! I hope you didn't throw up from the crap I did!
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All designations are taken from the
Internet/in personal words. yes,
I'm a lazy ass
wait in line- meant standing in line for scarce or ordinary goods. This happened because there was virtually no free market and competition in the USSR. there could be a queue for an apartment, a car, or the most ordinary sausage.
"rope, knife and Vaseline. "- a case from one of Chikatilo's arrests. after which the maniac remained free
Lenin's Library-Entry to this library was carried out only with a pass. therefore, not everyone could get there
Khrushchevka- Khrushchev buildings got their name in honor of Nikita Khrushchev, who personally participated in the design and creation of this type of house. These are standard panel or brick residential buildings, 4-5 storeys with no elevator and small apartment dimensions
Commodity shortage in the USSR-a phenomenon inherent in the Soviet planned economy, a constant shortage of certain goods and services that buyers could not purchase, despite the availability of funds
go to a barbecue -so to speak, have a picnic
Skopinsky maniac -Russian criminal who kidnapped two minor girls, 14 and 17 years old, in 2000, kept and raped them in a basement for almost 4 years. In the Russian media he is known as the Skopinsky maniac.
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