The gentleman pirate returns!
(And yes, for the purposes of this post Polaroids exist in this timeline and Ed gets this in his mail before the big reunion)
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Callisto trying to stop Penelope from leaving for the excavation sites and her honest reaction:
Callisto has malewife potential, the way he wanted to crown Penelope as the Emperor and he’d be her spouse sksksksks. He wanted to be her trophy husband lmao. This happened at some point, canon I was there, I was the pillow Callisto hid underneath the robes, pretty sure they had a conversation that went like this
Penelope: I’ll go—
Callisto: I’m pregnant.
Penelope: what.
Callisto: I’m with child, and it’s yours
Penelope:
Callisto:
Penelope: how.
Callisto: we didn’t use protection, didn’t you say you were going to get me pregnant if we were to get stuck in a closet? That was not a closet, but it most definitely worked. You can’t leave your pregnant spouse to be just like that.
Penelope: get rid of that pillow. now.
Callisto: this is OUR CHILD
Penelope: do not. I will deny your weekly visits.
Callisto: *throws away pillow all harumph harumph* fine! come here, we’re getting to work for the real deal since you’ve denied me this child
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Minus One Godzilla, during the final act, to Koichi Shikishima (in a plane): How ****ing elaborate do we have to make this fight?! GET DOWN HERE!!!!!!
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gonna be playing splatoon 1 on wii u tonight until the nintendo servers shut down ,, is it bad that i’m a wee bit teary. oh to be 11 again and catching a box full of wurmples to wonder trade them off in hopes of getting a shiny.
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Me after finishing a fic: surely I have completely exhausted my ability to write fic for this ship like what else do I even have to say at this point
Me the next day: okay so what if—
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I might not have finished the game, nor have played beyond the very beginning of Act 1, but in my heart of hearts, I believe that all the companions are compatible with each other and ergo a big poly relationship with Tav included is very much possible.
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