#and by ages i mean like a week lmaoo

[whispers-of-masser]

Dragon's Tongue

✧ Nebarra x human!LDB, ft. Xelzaz & Khash ✧ Fluff, minor angst; 1300+ words ♫ "You And I (Stripped)" - PVRIS ✒ Something short n sweet today, I'm feeling soft

Nebarra was loath to admit it to himself, and he'd die before ever saying it aloud, but the Rift really was beautiful. Nothing compared to Alinor, to be sure, but... all the gold reminded him of home. And when he passed by a small, isolated farm, he could almost see himself on its porch, see his brother leaning against the door.

The illusions were younger, happier versions of themselves. So much more innocent, faces bright with naivety, eyes shining with plans for the future.

And then he'd gone to war.

He'd lost... so much of himself, in the deserts of Hammerfell. They had scorched and burned him inside and out, slowly bleeding him dry with every comrade he saw fall. And all that, for what? For all the Altmer's supposed superiority, the campaign had failed on all fronts – Hammerfell's walls and people defied them, and Cyrodiil remained in power, weakened but still unbroken.

How could the Thalmor still strut about, arrogant to Aetherius and back, when they had failed so miserably? How could they look at the faces of the families whose children and lovers they'd sent to die and only tell them they'd "served their purpose"?

Nebarra couldn't.

He couldn't face them at all. Not even through pen and paper, leagues away from ever having to look them in the eyes, ever having to see the pain and loss in their gaze.

Where the Thalmor were heartless, he was a coward.

And he didn't know which was worse.

~~~

Night fell, and you called the group to halt, to make camp until dawn. Nebarra set up the tent as you argued with Xelzaz, trying to convince him that no, he shouldn't summon a flame atronach and then kill it for its fire salts, no matter how good it would make dinner taste. Khash merely looked on, muching on some clover she'd picked up somewhere.

At last though, you got Xelzaz to relent, though he asked you to gather some herbs in exchange, listing off the plants he wanted you to find.

"Ah... and take Nebarra with you."

The elf froze. Turned slowly towards the lizard. Demanded, "What? Why?"

"Two eyes are better than one," he shrugged, "and that much safer, as well. We don't know what's out there, and I'm pretty sure we passed a necromantic altar on our way here."

At that, you groaned, head rolling back like a teenager who'd just been told to do their chores. "Gods, not another one. Why do we always seem to run into those?"

"Luck of the Dragonborn? Anyway, off with you now – I have to get set up. Let's see, in whose pack did I leave my cooking pot...? Khash! Come help me with this!"

And just like that he walked off, leaving you and Nebarra alone by the campfire. A chuckle escaped you, and he glanced over to see you shaking your head. "I'm surprised he didn't tell us to hold hands, too, so we don't lose each other in the dark."

"Yeah, I'm not holding your hand," Nebarra snarked. And it was true. Absolutely true. Totally, one-hundred percent true.

"Oh wow, Nebs, that one almost hurt." Your soft laugh seemed to echo in his ears, his mind. "Come on, let's go – I don't suppose you heard any of the plants he wants?"

Blue and yellow mountain flowers, to restore and fortify. Purple for rejuvenation, and to give to Khash. Scaly pholiota for fiber and strengthening. Wild gourds and dragon's togue for flavour.

He snorted from behind his helm. "That would require paying attention to him."

"Should have known," you sighed. "Alright, listen up before I forget: blue, yellow, and purple mountain flowers, scaly pholiota, and dragon's tongue. And be careful with the purple mountain flowers, they're gifts for Khash. Oh, he also wants some wild gourds. Got it?"

"...Yeah, yeah. Let's just get going."

He definitely hadn't feigned ignorance just to hear your voice some more. Definitely not.

~~~

"Ah, back at last! Perfect," Xelzaz said, stirring something in a pot over the fire. "Now I can get the real meal started."

"Then what's this?" Nebarra demanded as Xelzaz handed him a bowl, in exchange for the plants the Altmer carried. Even through his gauntlets he could feel its warmth, and a rich, savory scent drifted up through the slits of his helmet.

"Something amazing, from the smell," you sighed, and Nebarra didn't have to look to know you were drooling.

"Just a little sometime to hold you over," the Argonian demurred, handing you a bowl as well. "Thought I'd experiment with some of the flora I've gathered thus far."

That gave Nebarra pause. "Wait – experiment? That's settled, I'm not eating this."

"If you don't want it–"

Your words were drowned out by Khash's eager shout of, "I'll eat it! I'll take your bowl!" She rushed over to him, red eyes trained on the food.

"Khash, you had your share," Xelzaz chided. "Any more and you won't have room for the rest of dinner."

"Yes, I will! I have room for anything you make."

"She's got a point," you laughed, and Nebarra slowly, wordlessly handed her the bowl.

"I'll go keep watch," he grumbled, turning away.

"Oh, don't be like that! Nebarra!" When he didn't respond, you sighed, calling after him, "Alright, go sulk! I'll make sure Xelzaz doesn't poison your share, though you kind of deserve it!"

His back still towards you, Nebarra raised his hand in a rude gesture, and your laughter rang through the night.

Some thirty minutes later, he heard footsteps approaching; he didn't need to turn to know it was you. Your tread was distinct from the others, weighted with determination and confidence, whereas Xelzaz's was soft and steady, and Khash's light and hesitant.

"Here. Eat." Despite the short words, your tone was gentle, and Nebarra looked over to see you holding a plate out towards him, laden with a slab of meat and wild berries to the side. "It's delicious, and unpoisoned."

"How would you know?" he sniffed, catching a whiff of the food in the process. It... did smell amazing. "Did you try it?"

"I did, actually. Stole some of your steak when Xelzaz wasn't looking. And since I'm still standing here pestering you, I guess that means it's clean."

Nebarra paused, eyes training on your face. Half of it was wreathed in shadow, only the gleam of your eyes visible; the other half was illuminated by the campfire, revealing the soft smile you wore.

You... had a nice smile.

And before he could stop himself, he mumbled, "You're not... pestering me."

Surprise flickered in your gaze – surprise, and something else. Something he told himself he didn't recognise, refused to recognise.

After a moment, you said softly, "That's... good to hear, then. Because I have something else for you, too." Reaching down with your free hand, you pulled something from your belt and held it out before him. "I saved one, 'cause it reminded me of you."

Nebarra stared. There, held gently between your fingers, was a dragon's tongue flower, petals open wide and colours vibrant in full bloom. "This... reminded you of me?"

"It's gold. Just like you."

"...You really do have trouble with your eyesight, don't you? These are orange."

"Eh, close enough." You shrugged, the smile never leaving your face.

Slowly, Nebarra reached out and, ignoring the plate of food, took the flower carefully, delicately from your grasp, cradling it in his palm. "...Am I supposed to say thank you?"

"You just did." As he raised a brow from the shadows of his helm, you set the plate on a nearby rock and tapped the gauntlet that held the flower. "You accepted it."

He couldn't deny it. "Think you got me all figured out then, huh?"

Something in your smile shifted, your gaze flickering. "No. Not yet, anyways. But... I think I'd like to." And with that, you turned on your heel and walked away, leaving him alone in the dark, stunned.

And that night, as he sat in the shadows of the campfire, he stared at the flower for a long, long time.

[k1ngdom-of-thieves]

how would the first years react to finding out reader is a girl?

You guys really like these types of requests! Thank you so much for supporting me.

Here’s it with the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders

First years + Finding out reader is a girl!

Ace Trappola

Despite being one of your closest friends, Ace is probably one of the last people to find out. He doesn’t really pay the best attention to his surroundings.

How he found out was by complete accident. He was walk by Sam’s shop when the man himself called out to him to bring you a package.

Luckily he was already on the way to Ramshackle, so this wasn’t that big of a deal. He was still grumbling about doing “your chores” though. And Ace being Ace, was hungry and decided to check your package to see if there was food in it.

What he found wasn’t food, but an entire box of clothes with women’s sizing. Needless to say, you had an extremely confused Ace knocking on the door.

“Hey!! Are you really a girl?! I was looking at this box-I was hungry- Ugh, I’m making myself look like a huge jerk, aren’t I?”

Deuce Spade

Deuce is another who wouldn’t notice for a very long time. I think the only way he’ll realize is if either you tell him, or someone else does.

It’ll be a lot easier if you tell him straight up. If someone else does, he’s just going to think that they’re lying to get a reaction out of him for a while.

He’s gonna be so confused for a while after he finds out. Please give him a minute before telling him anything else. He’s doing the shinji pose lmaoo

The poor guy feels so guilty over making a simple mistake. Expect him to randomly apologize for the next week or so.

“W-WHAT?? I’m so sorry! I thought this whole time- ugh, I can’t believe I made such a big mistake. Huh? You’re not mad? Oh..ok.”

Jack Howl

Jack knew you smelt different from the others in the school, he just couldn’t tell if was because you were magic-less, from a different world, or just because you were around Grim for too long. The idea of you being a girl briefly crossed his mind, but he didn’t give it too much thought.

He found out when you were complaining to Grim about Crowley only giving you clothes in men’s sizing. Now he didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but with his huge ears, he managed to accidentally overhear.

Jack felt incredibly guilty over listening in on a private conversation, but his surprise ultimately overpowered his guilt. He accidentally lets out a loud “Huh?” before covering his mouth with his hand.

When you called out to whoever was listening, Jack awkwardly shuffled out for you to see, lowered ears and all. He immediately started apologizing as his tail stood limp by his side.

*Sigh* “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but be honest with me, is the fact that you’re a girl supposed to be a secret? Or am I just the last person to realize?”

Epel Felmier

Epel didn’t think much of you more feminine appearance. I mean, he’s almost in the exact same boat as you, so he doesn’t have much room to judge.

This is also what led to him finding out. He was complaining about Vil putting him under a strict diet again and how he was glad there was at least one other “pretty boy” at NRC.

Which led to you correcting him. “You know I’m not actually a guy, right?” Poor guy froze up immediately.

This country boy feels the slight pang of betrayal in his heart; he thought you two were in this together! But it turns out he must bare the curse of “cute” alone. He’s so dramatic lmao.

“Wait, but then how did you- nevermind. Guess I’ll have to deal with Vil’s stupid anti-aging exercises on my own then!” He doesn’t realize that this doesn’t change much of anything, you guys aren’t even in the same dorm.

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek never considered you to actually be a girl. Mostly because he was always paying more attention to Malleus’s “great deeds of the day”. He literally just helped someone with their homework.

He’s also another person that will only believe it if you tell him straight up. He’ll think that everyone else is just trying to make a fool out of an esteemed guard of Malleus!

If this is supposed to be a secret, why tell Sebek, first of all make sure you tell him in an empty room. He’s gonna be so loud about the entire ordeal.

If it’s not a secret, that just makes things easier for you. Either you can tell him straight up, or someone else will end up doing for you. He’s gonna feel terrible about it regardless though, so prepare yourself for a very loud apology.

“I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS! I-oh, I don’t need to yell? Alright, I am still deeply sorry though.”

[bonefall]

maybe with the ending.. make it be like the link between Breezepelt's leaving to join Kin and his POV in AVOS? of course from Nightcloud's perspective but

like. she would be injured and recovering away from the clan. but they would be unaware that she is alive and like in canon assume she died and hold her a vigil. Breezepelt, who is already at low point, taking it very badly - yes he was pushing her away bc he was hurt and angry and started taking it out on her, but.. it's still his mom. his Mi. and she is dead? or is this stupid clan just going to believe this to make it easier? are they really giving up on looking for her, or her body??

i can see Nightcloud being the one of very few, if not THE Only one, things that kept Breezepelt in WindClan at this point. and without her, what's the point? it's not like anyone else likes him. the link is gone and they buried it in a bodyless vigil. so it's what pushes him to actuall take the step and leave.

not sure how well it would align with the timeline and events. and how soon Darktail was assembling cats from other clans like Breeze. but i think it would be interesting and heartbreaking if at the end of her SE, Nightcloud just arrived back to WindClan and asks where Breezepelt is and someone tells her.. he either was missing since this morning or just left the clan earlier the same day. like, just have them miss each other by a hair.

I'm thinking that the second-to-last chapter is her with Pickle, having a bit of a sabbatical to unpack everything that happens through the story. Mostly because I want to throw her into some kind of pretty garden as a nice setting for this lmaoo

A LOT of BB stuff is being added to Nightcloud's Pannage that wasn't in the main series; Hillrunner's abuse, her mentor Addersong, several expanded little background characters now complete with their own side conflicts. I think what I can bind all these things with is Nightcloud considering what a Clan means.

Because of her new reputation, I'm noticing I'm writing scenes where she's intentionally doing and saying things to try and sway them. While also grappling with her resentment towards them, and things she can't change.

There's a bit of a melancholy air so far, so I'm starting to feel like the best ending is just having a bit of space to herself to think. Ultimately, she decides that it's more than Breezepelt or Crowfeather that binds her to WindClan. It's the life and connections she COULD have.

WindClan cats are also quite religious next to other Clans, so I really do mean "sabbatical." I'm going to have Addersong die of old age shortly after they reconnect, so she's in Pickle's Garden talking to her new friend, choosing cats she's lost to pray to as patron spirits to give her the traits she feels she needs, and just recovering both physically from injury and spiritually from turmoil.

So all that to say; it works well that by the time she gets back, Breezepelt has joined The Kin. He was one of the first to join when he started calling for members anyway, so having Night be gone for about two or three weeks sounds appropriate.

[dramallamas]

Rewatching Beyond Evil and I’m taking (somewhat) unserious notes! Enjoy my brain worms.

Episode 1 || Next Episode

Ooooo dead body

Mad to think that when I first saw Jihoon’s actor he was playing a bully. This is a complete 180 and he does both roles well.

Intense middle aged running with intense music

(Spongebob style) Flashback~

Ah a church. You will never catch me there

The song they’re singing is oddly fitting to the theme of the show sans the whole God thing

We don’t stan Dongsik slander in this household.

Lee Dohyun <3

The signs in this flashback. The shot of the guitar pick, Kang Jinmuk being seen a lot but in the background, Bang Juseon being rude to Dongsik, Dongsik telling Yuyeon to leave at night (aka he had “motive”) etc

Lee twins crumbs I love it.

The cold filter when Dongsiks mum finds yuyeons fingertips nice touch

The title being “(to) Appear" mwah nice

Love the shots of how everything is “worse”when we transition to Dongsik now

Oct 11 2020 remember that me

HERE HE IS ITS JUWON

Dongsik saying stop in english <3

Pls the dramatic slow mo 🤣

Dongsik is a true justice/law upholder. Never letting things slide if its wrong. He and juwon are alike in that sense.

“Many a mickle makes a muckle” netflix what does that mean???? Like i get it but ive never heard that saying in my life

Everyone turns to see Juwon par Dongsik… that is until he speaks.

Juwon judging people and things right off the bat. Bro is not amused.

Technically Juwon is higher rank than Dongsik because Dongsik is assistant inspector and Juwon is flat out inspector

Dongsik immediately knew something was up as soon as he heard who Juwon’s dad is.

Juwon’s first impression of Dongsik is that he is intelligent and follows the law like rulebook when dealing with people (ofc he also thinks he is a murderer and should avoid someone like him and has already decided he hates his guts)

The tension starts as soon as Juwon drives past Dongsik. They immediately are making notes on each other

YOO JAEYI MY GIRLBOSS BELOVED. She is so much more clever than people give her credit for.

Jeongje and Dongsik being best friends…

OH JIHWA ^^

I love the manyang crew interactions.

“He’s not my type” not now… but he will be. you have no idea whats coming for you, Dongsik

Ew Hna Kihwan

I love these dinner scenes with Juwon. They so clearly reflect him and his attitude at the time as well as his relationship with his dad as well as how they change over the show.

아버지 and not 아빠 really emphasises the father-son relationship they have (or lack thereof)

Their first interaction and they already dont like each other.

Everyone sucking up to Juwon and trying to work with him and hes like yeah… no. Y’all are weird.

THEN GETS OFFENDED WHEN DONGSIK SAYS HE DOESNT WANNA WORK WITH HIM LMAOO

so hes like… two can play at this game bitch and calls Dongsik a nutjob.

Their reaction when Sangbae pairs them up is top tier

Juwons inner thoughts: “Day one… fuck my life”

Dongsik started teasing Juwon off the bat

They both have a super impressive memory wtf

“There are no secrets in this town. You are always being watched by someone.”

Dongsik nags Juwon about his aggressive driving and immediately drives aggressively because he can

Ah the reed field…

Juwon traipsing through the mud was me last week when I had to walk home (our area flooded)

We dont give the score for this show enough credit its so good like

“Why did you just stand there when a gust of wind was coming? You’ll learn once it slaps you in the face.” Metaphorrrrrrr

Juwon is already accusing Dongsik like 40mins into the ep like damn

Fresh out the shower dongsik is so yes.

Juwon in that white jumped is also a yes.

Mate respectfully I don’t think you got how relationships work. “People at my school or in my hometown want to be my friends by showing me unwanted kindness or attention. But at get-togethers they all talk about what I have or my connections. They gossip and laugh about it. In the end they all come to me for favours.” Dongsik is right in asking “Is it that simple?” Because it isn’t. (I will make a full post about this omg)

“What could you possibly have that makes you think you are the most important person in the universe?” THE MEANINGS OMG

Man gets so offended when people are like you have mysophobia then ends up roped into a get together.

Juwon trying to text a fake excuse to get out of the get together is so me because I have done that (its the anxiety for me)

Juwon is so awkward bless him.

“You’re supposed to stay glued to your partner all day, and know the colour of his underpants.” Dw Jihoon Juwon will learn ;)

Everyone clapping for Jinmuk and calling him the most important guy in manyang…

Juwon not liking his dad being brought up and Dongsik joking about it to diffuse the situation and also poke at Juwon

All important scenes happen when it rains.

Juwon quickly learns to not believe what dongsik says half the time XD

“I don’t want you to like me.” “It’s up to me to like someone or not.”

“Leave before you get caught.” What interesting phrasing Dongsik

Ah yes the Juwon and Hyeok brother dynamic. I find it interesting and think its an underrated Juwon relationship.

Hyeok trying be Han Kihwans son and Juwon is like “dont. Trust me.”

We mention Dongsiks wall of notes and stuff on the Yuyeon etc case but we dont talk about Juwons enough. Mf has two. Two fricken boards. One he makes in his closet (?) above his computer and the other next to his bed.

The! Score! Ugh im a lover

It takes a whole day to get to the reed field this time??? Cause he arrived in the morning (i assume) at the police station and then the sun is set by the time he gets there. I think he may have procrastinated bc of the mud or he actually arrived in the afternoon and the sun sets ridiculously early in late october?

Juwon getting jumpscared by Dongsik again XD

I love how this episode brings us full loop to the start of the episode but includes Juwon the second time to add fresh perspective and the aftermath.

Juwon’s step back and shaky hand is a give away that he knows her and Dongsik immediately picks up on it. Yet Dongsik tells Jihoon to leave knowing this must be a secret.

And Juwon doesn’t miss a beat when Dongsik says its a woman. They’re both one upping each other all the time

We give Juwon shit for constantly grabbing juwons collar/shirt but Dongsik did it first! (And it was hot because he smooths out Juwons shirt after) Juwon just copied and repeated.

And Dongsik quickly realises why Juwon is in Manyang and decides to just play with him and be a little shit.

Mate you guys are at the first ep and already in each other’s faces

Ok fin see you next episode ^^

[kusuguricafe]

Baby Don't Stop

A/N: A little something for Izuku's birthday!! I've been putting this one off for awhile—it was one of the options from a poll I did awhile ago (right before polls became a thing on tumblr lmaoo)

Summary: Izuku and Bakugou are messing around when Izuku discovers something about himself...

Inspired by this song

English translation of the lyrics (I mean come on, you see what I mean, right?? it literally says "I'm gonna knead your body" like what)

Characters: lee!Deku, ler!Bakugou

Warnings: not sfw! tickling kink; characters are aged up

tagging @otomiya-tickles because she seemed excited when I mentioned this idea before 😅

“You baked me a cake!?” Izuku’s eyes sparkled at the hand-frosted All Might. “I-I love it,” he said as he started to tear up.

“Oi! Don’t cry, nerd.”

Izuku was having one of the best birthdays he’d ever had. He had been spending time with his husband all day, a rare occasion as the two were always busy with pro hero work. Katsuki had been preparing for weeks to make sure Izuku got the day off.

“You already made me katsudon, and now this?? Thank you so much, Kacchan!”

Izuku enjoyed a goodly amount of cake while the two started a movie. Once he had finished eating, Katsuki grabbed him and wrapped his arms around his chest from behind. They gradually intertwined their legs together. Izuku was now effectively trapped.

“Hey,” Katsuki murmured into Izuku’s ear, “we haven’t done this in awhile, have we?”

“Haven’t done-whaAcchan! Th-that tickles!”

Katsuki snuck his fingers up Izuku’s t-shirt and skittered them across his lower abdomen. He chuckled in his ear, “You’re so ticklish, it’s ridiculous.” He moved his hands up to Izuku’s ribcage and vibrated his fingers in between his ribs with vigor.

“PFFTAAHAHA NAHAHAHAHAHA!” Izuku laughed, shaking his head cutely. He tried to squirm away, but Katsuki had him fully trapped.

“Try as you may, you’re not getting away from me. Tickle tickle, Deku.”

Katsuki trailed downwards, giving Izuku’s hip a quick squeeze to make him shriek, but not staying there for long. He began kneading his upper thighs near his v-line.

“AAAIEE YAHAHA STAAAHAHAAAA!! THAHAHAHAHAHAT’S S-SOHOHO BAHAHAHAD!”

“Aw, does it tickle? Does it tickle really badly?”

Izuku desperately wished he could kick his feet, do something, anything to lessen the sensation. Not being able to move away made it tickle so much more. The teases right in his ear were not helping, either.

“YEHEHEHEHEHES!”

Katsuki slowed down a bit, the kneading turning into lighter squeezing. Izuku continued to laugh happily, no longer paying any attention to the movie. Feeling bold, Katsuki slipped a hand up Izuku’s loose shorts and began scratching at his inner thighs.

“EEK!! KahAH! KahahahaAAhahacchan! Hnng aha, aaah~”

“...Was that a moan?”

Izuku flushed a deep red. Was it??

“I-I uhuhum, Kahaaaa~ Kahahacchan! S-stahahahahap thahahahat!”

“What, this?” Katsuki lightened his touch even more, wiggling a single finger against his inner thigh.

Izuku shuddered. “Aahaha-sta-mmn, wha-whahat aaahh, what are you dohohoing!?”

“Really turning you on, apparently.” Katsuki gently fondled the tent in Izuku’s underwear.

“Aaah w-wait, don’t, don’t stop…”

“Hm?”

“Please don’t stop!”

“Ooh, you like this that much, huh? You want me to tickle you more?”

Izuku nodded eagerly.

“Ohoho, we’re gonna have some fun with this new discovery.” Katsuki hoisted Izuku up off the couch and carried him to the bedroom bridal style, the movie forgotten. Katsuki plopped Izuku down onto their bed. He grabbed ahold of the waistband of Izuku’s shorts. “May I?”

Izuku nodded again. Katsuki stripped Izuku down to his underwear. He laid down on top of him.

“Time for your real present, birthday boy,” Katsuki whispered in his ear.

“Give it your all,” Izuku challenged.

Katsuki’s eyes widened. “Oh, you’re in for it now. How dare you think The Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight wouldn’t give his all in absolutely destroying you, haah?”

And with that, Katsuki dug into Izuku’s bare armpits and showered his ears, face, and neck with ticklish kisses.

“EEEeehehehehe!” Izuku giggled. His legs were once again immobilized by Katsuki’s.

Katsuki grabbed Izuku’s wrists and pinned them above his head. He massaged his ribs and Izuku laughed harder now that he was completely stuck again. After a few minutes, Katsuki switched up the pace. He flicked his tongue over one of Izuku’s nipples as he gently tickled a particularly sensitive spot just above his armpit.

“GaAAhaha! Ehehe nohoooo!”

Katsuki laughed and Izuku felt the vibrations throughout his whole chest. Getting impatient, Izuku began thrusting his hips up into Katsuki’s.

“Alright, alright, I hear ya.”

Katsuki sat up and stripped off Izuku’s underwear. He repositioned himself so that he could still hold Izuku’s thighs down with his own. He began tracing Izuku’s v-line. Izuku closed his eyes and whined, his erection becoming painful. Katsuki’s hands moved down to tickle Izuku’s inner thighs with the most delicate touch.

“Aaaahh, K-Kacchan, please, plehehehehease! AAAHA n-nOHohohoho aaahaAHAHA!”

Katsuki’s hands began to gently tickle Izuku’s cock, driving him up the wall. When he got closer to the head, Izuku began banging a fist against the bed, his other arm covering his eyes.

“Ohoho my GOHOD I CAhahAHAHAN’T! PLEASE I’m gonnaA DIHIHIEE!”

“You asked for this, you know.”

“SohOHOMEWHERE EHEHEHELSE!”

“Hmm… Oh, I know!”

Katsuki laid back down, now holding Izuku’s legs down with his forearms. He grabbed Izuku’s hips.

“W-w-wait, wait wait waAIHAIHAIHAIT!! WhaAA!?”

Katsuki started to knead Izuku’s hips, when he suddenly deepthroated his cock, not stopping the onslaught of tickles on his worst spot.

“Y-you—aaAAHh f-fuck! Fuck fuck fuuhaaahahahahaHAHAHAHA NAHAhahaaaa-pLEASE-AAHAHAahahhaAAHAHA!”

Izuku could barely process this new sensation. He felt like he was going to explode. Just as he was about to cum, Katsuki slowed down the hip tickles, lightly skittering his fingers across his hip bones, and began flicking his tongue all over the head of Izuku’s cock. It tickled like hell.

“GaaAAhaha, s-stohop, baby, don’t stop!”

“D’you want me to stop or not?” Katsuki said sloppily.

“Don’t stop, Kacchan, don’t stahahahp!”

Katsuki’s hands moved from his hips, to the base of his cock, his balls, his thighs, and back to his hips, all while giving Izuku the best head he’s ever had.

“P-p-please, h-harder, pleEEAAAHAHAHAAAA! THAT’S NAHAHAHA! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEHEHEHEHEHEANT!!”

“Too bad, nerd, it’s what you’re getting.”

Katsuki went full force on the hip tickles, digging his thumbs in at just the right pressure to make Izuku scream. Izuku was laughing, crying, blushing like mad, legs trembling, so close, so very close.

“You’re gonna make me come if I have to see you like this any longer, Deku.”

That did it. “Aahaaa, Kacchaaaan!”

“Fuuck, Izuku!” Katsuki came untouched. Guess he enjoyed that more than he thought he did.

The two basked in their orgasms for a moment.

“...Did, did you—?”

“Shut up, nerd!”

Izuku sighed contentedly, happy knowing his Kacchan enjoyed that (almost) as much as he did. “Yokattaa.”

“Happy birthday, Izuku.”

[lesbyers]

do you have any eddie munson headcanons?

i have a LOT ty for asking <3

-he definitely has adhd!! he stims a lot by playing w his hair and his rings, his adhd is also part of why he did so badly in school. often he was just unable to focus or would forget abt school work since it didn’t interest him.

-despite how bad his grades are he’s always been rlly good at creative writing ever since he was a kid. he was definitely the type to have grown up reading multiple books a week when he was younger. he’d always get marked down in english classes for going “off topic” in essays or exceeding the page limit.

-he kind of has a thing for preppy jock guys and he HATES it lmaoo. he likes to pretend he’s above them all and their superficial charm but rlly he’s just crushing on them.

-he’s very close with wayne, who is pretty much his dad at this point. when wayne found out eddie was gay he was accepting and had suspected it beforehand but it worried him that it could make his life more difficult. They don’t talk about it all that often but whenever it comes up eddie feels comforted by wayne’s support.

-eddie gets along with kids really well, not just at the highschool but in general. despite this he thinks that he’d be a shitty dad bc of his father but deep down he wants to have a kid some day, even if it feels unrealistic to him.

-his favorite holiday is Halloween, partly because of the dressing up and overall theatrics and horror but also because he loves handing out Halloween candy. every year since he was 14 and deemed too old to trick or treat he dresses up and stands by the door with a bowl and waits for the kids from across the trailer park to show up. he always compliments their costumes and asks them about it. over time he memorizes most of the local kids’ favourite candies and always gives them extra.

-eddie started dealing drugs when wayne got fired from his old job. he rememebred his dad doing it after getting laid off when he was a kid. it was supposed to be temporary until wayne got hired somewhere but once he started it was hard to stop. he feels a lot of guilt over it.

-him and nancy get along really well. they both admire each other a lot and have this unspoken respect between them. they’re both bookworms and annoy tf out of steve and robin by talking abt whatever they’re reading for ages. sometimes they’ll buy two copies of the same book for the other so they can read it at the same time and talk about it. nancy in particular really likes reading books with eddie, she and barb used to do that all the time.

-robin and eddie are also great friends, they have a very similar sense of humor and will commit to a bit for wayyyyyy too long. one time eddie joked that robin was his wife and they acted like an old married couple for almost a week. they also have the same taste in movies and tv shows and watch a lot of stuff together. robin is also eddie’s most successful case of trying to introduce everyone to metal. she likes some metallica and judas priest but not iron maiden.

-eddie’s love language is physical touch and so is steve’s which means that both of them are super annoying and not very subtle in front of any of their friends. steve in particular is surprisingly clingy and always has to be touching eddie if they’re in the same room. like there will be an entire couch for the two of them but they’ll be smushed in one corner by the arm rest.

-wayne isn’t naturally a very affectionate guy but since he was a kid eddie has been big on hugging him. it was something his dad never did but when wayne took him in after his dad got locked up without thinking he ran and clinged to him. wayne didn’t push him away, just stood there and let the kid hold onto him, awkwardly patting his back a bit. since then wayne has gotten used to it. eddie’s leaving the house? he hugs wayne goodbye. he’s awake when wayne comes back from work? eddie hugs him to say hello. eddie passes a test? he hugs him to congratulate him. it’s one of the things eddie loves the most about his uncle, he may be quiet and have this tough exterior but he’s always there for him, he always communicates in the way he knows eddie needs.

-eddie is really talented when it comes to guitar, often he’s able to figure out chords and notes by listening to a song a couple times and picks it up really quickly, he never took any actual guitar lessons, when he was younger wayne gave him an old acoustic guitar and showed him the very basics to give eddie something to do while he was at work. since then eddie has been playing almost everyday.

[proceduralpassion]

Dos Opciones

Day 6 of Narcoctober- Write non-English language fic.

Characters: Maria Elvira x Miguel Gallardo, Maria Elvira x Female!OC

WC: 424

A/N: Took four courses of Spanish in college but I'm def not gonna tell you how much time it took to write less than 500 words lmaoo. I tried to not use Google Translate as much as I could, but still ended up needing it and I'm not even positive this is 100% correct, but I did my darndest. I also so much wanted to expand upon this way more, but I think I need to become more comfortable writing in another language for that. I put the English translation below as well, so enjoy both!

Sin quererlo, había concertado dos citas para la misma noche. La primera fue con una mujer que había conocido en el supermercado la otra mañana. Sus carritos chocaron entre sí con un fuerte ruido y la mujer, en respuesta, dijo: “¿Quién necesita café con un despertar así?”.

Era una broma tonta pero había hecho reír a María por primera vez en semanas. Probablemente su rostro había envejecido mucho más de lo necesario con todo lo que había sucedido en los acontecimientos recientes. La sonrisa que estalló en ella era muy merecida después de todo lo que había pasado últimamente, todo por ser esposa de Miguel Gallardo.

Pero claro, estaba el propio Miguel que hab��a rogado tener una conversación durante la cena. Deseaba tener la oportunidad de hacer las paces, de que las cosas volvieran a ser como solían ser. Su reacción inicial fue decirle que se fuera a la mierda, pero había dejado que los pensamientos de su mente siguieran su curso antes de darle una respuesta. Pensó mucho en la historia que compartían juntos. Cómo se enamoraron. Los niños que crearon. El imperio que estaban construyendo. Deseaba que fuera tan fácil como un abrir y cerrar de ojos decir simplemente no. Pero ella dice que sí porque siente que se debe a sí misma y a sus hijos al menos escucharlo. Después de todo, el amor nunca fue algo que se desvaneció en el aire.

Se vuelve aún más difícil cuando María piensa en la noche que compartió con la mujer del supermercado. Se encontraron en una cafetería de la ciudad y pasaron horas conversando. Las dos mujeres ni siquiera se habían dado cuenta de cuánto tiempo había pasado hasta que el barista comenzó a limpiar el café. Era fresco y nuevo, y María no recuerda la última vez que sintió mariposas. Tampoco recuerda la última vez que habló de sí misma con tanta libertad. Estar en presencia de alguien que estaba tan profundamente comprometido en aprender todo lo que había que saber sobre ella.

Podría ir a alguna parte. Definitivamente hubo chispas en el simple beso que sus labios compartieron cuando terminó la noche. Estaba familiarizada con la sensación de mariposas en el estómago, pero con esta mujer sentía halcones.

María se encuentra con dos citas para esta noche. Ella no puede hacer ambas cosas. Se viste para cenar y su mente salta entre sus dos opciones. ¿Debería limitarse a con quién se siente cómoda o permitirse ser aventurera?

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Without meaning to, she had arranged two dates for the same evening. The first was with a woman she had met in the grocery store the other morning. Their carts collided with each other with a loud bang and the woman, in response, said “Who needs coffee with a wake up like that?” 

It was a silly joke but it had made Maria laugh for the first time in weeks. Her face had probably aged so much more than necessary with everything that had happened in recent events. The smile that broke out on her was much deserved after everything she’d endured lately, all for being the wife of Miguel Gallardo.

But then, there was Miguel himself who had begged for a conversation over dinner. He desired a chance to make amends, to get things back to how they used to be. Her initial reaction was to tell to go fuck himself, but she had let her mind’s thoughts run its course before actually giving him an answer. She thought long and hard about the history they shared together. How they fell in love. The children they created. The empire they were building. She wished it was as easy as a drop of a hat to just say no. But she says yes because she feels like she owes to herself and to her children to at least hear him out. Love was never something that got zapped into thin air, after all.

It makes it even harder when Maria thinks about the night she shared with the woman from the grocery store. They met up at a coffee shop in town and had spent hours engaged in conversation. The two women hadn’t even realized how much time had passed until the barista started cleaning up around the cafe. It was fresh and new, and Maria can’t remember the last time she’s felt butterflies. She also can’t remember the last time she spoke of herself so freely. To be in the presence of someone who was so deeply engaged in learning everything there was to know about her. 

It could go somewhere. There were definitely sparks in the mere peck that their lips shared when the night ended. She was familiar with the feeling of butterflies in her stomach, but with this woman, she felt hawks.

Maria finds herself with two dates for tonight. She can’t make both. She gets dressed for dinner, her mind bouncing between her two choices. Should she stick to who she's comfortable with or allow herself to be adventurous? 

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[taegularities]

hi riddie!! I miss you very much and I hope you have been well and had a great valentine’s day! how did your date with the boy go?? will you have your own cmi soon?? 😂

I was just scrolling down your blog and stuff like I always do lmaoo and I realized it’s been so long since you’ve written for tae (pls do not take that as me pressuring you to start other projects I know you’re booked and busy!!)

but yeah I thought about that and it made me want to go back to some of your fics for him because I have always LOVED how you write him. so poetic and mysterious but still bringing in his fun and loving side. you really write him perfectly I think!

I’ve noticed that when you write tae the oc usually grounds him a lot, but when you write for jk he is usually the one grounding the oc? maybe that doesn’t make sense but somehow it does for me 😂

like even in real life I think jk is more self-assured whereas tae doesn’t mind being taken care of… so it makes sense that when you write them their oc fills the corresponding space. just an observation in how different all your ocs are bc I know you worry they are all similar.

buttttt I genuinely feel like i’m saying absolutely nothing in a whole lotta words so anyway !! I love deep-diving into your work so that’s where this came from ok BYEEE love you 😘

hi, my darling lyssie!! i miss you every day and i hope life's been treating you well and you're happy 🥺 lmaoooo well, i guess i won't have a fake dating/fwb tale myself, but i'm very much hoping for this to lead somewhere <3 we didn't have a proper date yet bc we're both busy during the week and were out on the weekend, but i know he wants to meet up with me. was very smooth about it lol!! so hopefully soon and hopefully i'll have good news then <3

i knowwww, it's been ages and i miss writing for him so much :( i do have 2-3 wips for him, like the howl fic, moonglade, cotton candy, etc… writing's been so hard and jk truly is the ultimate muse, it seems lol. but yeah, i want to dive back into tae fics bc my very real romantic feelings helped me capture his entire being in my stories. i remember ppl always saying i wrote him well and i feel so honoured 🥺

ohhh, that's not something i specifically noticed, but it's interesting. maybe it's truly just tae's tender nature seeping through, like i just know he likes to be spoiled. and i do love the fantasy of jk taking care of the oc (probably bc i want to be his baby, too askudhfkasf) but yeah, as you'll see in the upcoming chapters, the care will be mutual. especially in cmi13/14… <3 and i do worry, which is why your observation and thoughts mean the fucking world to me. ty for this lil analysis and i could read your rambles all day. ilysm :( 💓

[petorahs]

☀️ its fascinating that you say P3 has shaped your worldview because... Well not to trauma dump here but back then when I discovered the game (it was back then when p4 was already out) i was... In a REALLY bad place and wondering about unaliving myself. I wont go into much detail but kids are trash man and teens are even worse. and then this game came around. With an aesthetic I really liked. i am not a native english speaker so it was hard for me at first but somehow this game just... /spoke to me/. A game about life and death and what it means to be alive and what it means to have a REASON to live, somehow... Convinced me to go a bit longer. I mean it when I say this: Persona 3 saved my life. And no other game can ever come close to such an experience. (Even tho from a quality standpoint P5 certainly is up there)

oh dude that is so valid thank you for sharing this. seriously though, im happy that youre here! and im sure many others are too! the ☀️ brightening lives and all that :]

yea i can see why p3 just clicked with so many people since it first came out. i was always curious on why it's so beloved by fans, when p5 and even p4 are literally right there with their overall better gameplay experiences. p5 literally got the franchise mainstream to insane heights lol. im... so glad i got into persona the way i did. of course, everyone's experiences w these games are different and special to them in their own way.

i got into persona 3 as an adult and as a result the lens in which i viewed the story's themes were heightened, in a way. as a teen i just know i would have reacted more volatilely i struggle to think about it LOL but both experiences would still be pretty intense. it's just that, as an adult there's more room to digest it when im not troubled by algebra hw. i was just more equipped for it (also i played omori two summers ago LMAOO). ofc i only turned 20 a few weeks ago LOL but i get why p3 means so much to people.

because it's like... 2000s nostalgia coupled with a game that figuratively holds your hand through the uncertainty of death yknow? p3 is a friend, basically. its entire thesis is based upon companionship (exactly what i highlight in an analysis i have drafted somewhere but HHH i dont want this to get too long lmao)

in the shaping my worldviews thing... its really more like it cemented my 'philosophies' :] like i said, equipped with the stuff i learned before, p3 having the message that it did just... hit super close to home! like yeah! that's what i've been saying dude!! kindness really is enough!!

"You don't have to save the world to find meaning in life... Sometimes all you need is something simple, like someone to take care of."

LIKE YEA GIRL THATS EXACTLY IT!! its so cool! i actually admire people who grew up with p3 because man if i heard this line ages ago... well, again, idk if i would be able to grasp it fully at the time... but still! this is so good, poetry in motion. and like u said its aesthetics are gorgeous and aim to capture the essence of its themes - and it did.

im a p5 baby like bro i love p5. soft spot for it. thats the closest persona game i "grew up" with and it came at such an opportune time for me, being a teen stuck between a rock and a hard place. typical. and p5 validated my teenage angst bs so much. its so refreshing to see a game's theme being rebellion. that was me i thought. those characters are going through something that similarly happened to me. teenage rebellion is such a fun thing to explore!

so p5 validated my struggles while p3 did something deeper than that, somehow. i think it just made me .. stronger? like it made me move on from struggles. "by remembering death you learn how to live" so... i guess p3 taught me how to live as crazy as that sounds. but you get me

persona 5 overall is great -- everyone agrees, like its objectively just a better game. but persona 3 ends up more beloved because of its subjective value as a piece of art. there's a lot of heart and soul to put into it.

it's more simple when compared to p5 at first glance, but simple doesn't mean less. which is why more people experiencing it will be nice to see

[inmaki]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah okay now i feel bad for making you feel like you have to reply asap. i'm so sorry, i was just worried i made you uncomfortable or something,,, pls take your time ;-;

but but but!!! ykw i got another dream to tell you about. like. what is happening. so maybe around a week ago i dreamt of highschool!gojo doing basically the same thing as yuji??? i SWEAR dream me felt some engulfing warmth for like multiple times, and he'd laugh in my ear and i'd just turn my head to glare at him but all he'd do is grin and hide his face in my back,,,

it was so cheesy but also hella sweet,,, it makes me happy and sad at the same time augh

anywho thanks for answering,,, apologizing again cause i didn't mean to rush you. wishing you a good week ahead!

-🍉

YOU DID NOT MAKE ME UNCOMFY AT ALL DW BAE <3

and omg ogmgojg high school bf gojo,,, lets not talk abt how he would probably be a terrible bf at that age LMAOO THIS SCENARIO IS SO CUTE 😭 the hiding his face in ur back ahiahdkds stop it I WANT HIM SO BAD UR DREAMS ARE THE BEST ?? IM SO JEALOUS i never even remember my dreams 😭😭

it is totally okay melon nonnie <3 im wishing u a great week too MMMWAH

[bw2]

Hi I’m hyper right now I just took my adderall cause I’m going to the water park in 2 hours and like I’ve had a total of 10 hours of sleep in the last two days. So I’m gonna gush about my night and my man of the month. Hi

Okay so last night I went out with my friend + nail girl Tori and her coworker Keona (I was really happy Keona joined us because she’s really cool. I like her a lot.) and like. We started at this one club and while we were getting drinks, I saw the guy who groped Tori and I a few weeks ago looking at us LOL. Then he and his buddy eventually approached us and was like “hey let’s get some shots” so the dude bought us all shots and he was acting super weird towards me and it made me feel so fucking autistic cause I don’t know how to react to like random people flirting with me when I’m sober. He kept reaching his hand out and every time I was like “what’s up?” And then he’d give me this one face and it was so confusing. God. Anyway he put my lime in my drink for me and was just acting really weird but I was too anxious to refuse the drink so I took the shot and then texted Keona that I was worried the guy put a roofie in it. She told me that she’s uncomfortable with the guys too and that she wants to get out so we grabbed Tori, Keona said super bitchy thing to them, then walked out. THEN we ran into some girls Tori knows and we told them about the guys. And they were like “we will start shit” then eventually the guys come out and start hanging out on the sidewalk and like looking at us. Then Tori and those girls started yelling at them LOOOL.

Around the same time, this guy approaches Keona and I and is like “hey so my friend is over there selling bracelets, but business is really slow tonight. If I give you $10 will you buy one from her? It’ll mean a lot to her” so then Keona and I grabbed Tori and we looked at the girl’s bracelets and I used his $10 to buy one. It was sooooo sweet of him to like do that for her. The seller was really nice too and she looked so happy when I bought it! It was such a good moment. This is the bracelet btw! Super cute

Then we went to another club and Tori ran into some woman she knows and the woman’s work friends. They let us have free white claws LMAOO. Some middle aged guy who was in the group was talking to me and like he was attractive and rich but like I remembered I was gonna snap Chase (my mixed boy monday) and say “omgggggg are you downtown!? I think I just saw you” cause he told me the other day he was gonna be busy on Saturday night and like where else would a 23 year old who lives super close to downtown do on a Saturday night. BUT. Right as I opened my to phone to take the snap, he texted me asking me what I’m doing. I told him to come to the club I was in, but he was in the club next door with this guy who was wasted and didn’t wanna leave him so I told my friends where I was going and just went to the club he was in but like it took me 20 minutes to find him cause I didn’t realize he was in the middle of the dance floor crowd. I was so pissed while looking for him but I eventually found him and then like 15 or so minutes later we went to the club Tori was at and like I was so worried that he was gonna ditch me LOL like I held in my pee cause I thought he was going to. I was also worried he was gonna think Tori’s hotter than me and ghost me aster.

Anyway we like were talking about leaving and I told him I’ll drive us to his place cause I was sober and the last drink I had was at 11:45 ish and it was 1:15 at that point. I guess Tori was sitting on a couch kinda by us and sent me this LOLLLL

he’s straight btw

Then. We eventually left and he was like “oh shit I want a hot dog” so he got himself a burrito thing from a hot dog stand and also ordered me fries ? I told him I’m not eating tonight but like he was faded and ordered them anyway. Then told me that I told him to get them for me!? When he was ordering I was talking to this gay couple and their lesbian friend and they were all so cool and funny.

Then I joined Chase in food pickup line and we were talking and stuff and I mentioned how I took my full adderall dose at 4 pm and had an energy drink so I was super on edge before coming out and he was like “yeah I found Mexican Ritalin on the floor at work” !?!!?!!??!??? also he kept talking about like how good I looked and how attracted to me he is and like how I’m the best he’s ever had and stuff and like. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

He like got his food and we sat while he ate and he was like “dude why did you get yourself those fries if you aren’t gonna eat them” he’s insane.

He kept trying make me eat the burrito but I was like “no dude I’m not eating tonight” and then he was like “wait. Are you lactose? You’re lactose! Lactose! Lactose!” cause I didn’t want the food. he kept bullying me it was so funny.

He like finally finished his burrito and then we continued walking back to my car and he started eating the fries he got and was like trying to get me to eat those too and was like “wait you don’t eat pork???” cause I didn’t want them AAUHAJQKQJWWJJWWWJWU.

He mentioned being mixed or something and like I already figured he was mixed latino cause I have a gaydar but for mixed Latinos. And I was like “dude this is gonna sound weird but what’s your race” and he told me his mom is white and his dad is Mexican LMAOOO I told him I’m basically the same and stuff.

Then like he went over to this dude and was like “hey do you want some fries” and started talking to the guy and mentioned how I’m not eating the fries cause I don’t eat pork then went “the only meat she eats is mine” cause I had made some dumb joke like that a few minutes prior and the guy gave him a fistbump. It was so corny but like funny.

We like went by freak alley I think. Or just some random alley idk then like made out again and then went to my car and he couldn’t figure out how to drink out of my water bottle and spilled a bunch of water on himself cause he didn’t know there was a straw in it?

Then we drove to his house and slept cause he was still faded. I love sleeping with him like. He’s so nice to sleep with his skin is so soft and he’s so comfortably warm AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Also I’m mad cause I didn’t take a selfie with him. Also I’m pegging him tonight.

[unrenderedfuture]

Back to School Shopping

(A Doctor Who Academy Era and Goth/Borusa Fanfic. Warning it gets gay at the end lmaoo )

“Well first I need to look at the clearance section. I like to get extra stylus’s for the students’ tablets here if they break or damage the few they are issued by the academy.” Cardinal Borusa said pushing the cart that hovered along the floor towards the back of the school supplies store with Cardinal Goth tagging along with him.

“Why don’t the students bring their own extras? Aren’t your students in their 40s and older for the most part?” Goth asked with a confused look. Borusa sighed and and tossed a few marked down multipacks after examining them into the cart.

“Yes, they are older for the most part, but some of them do not come from houses that send them money for these things. My house sent me ten credits a week as an allowance for everything, I could barely afford shampoo. Next is court approved legal pads for the graduate students. ” Borusa explained moving down the aisle immersed in the school shopping

“They don’t provide them to you like they used to?” Goth asked showing Borusa a stylus marked down 90% with a naked Cerulean person with only a ceremonial collar made of leaves.

“That is abhorrent and not going into my classroom. But to answer your question those disgusting members of the school board decided that graduate student supply budgets are not necessary for our planets further policy attorneys.” The professor grumbled grabbing half off ten legal tablets.

“I mean they in theory should be working at least part time. Sendok thinks you mother hen the students too much.” Goth said with a smile.

“I had a student around a century ago attend a preliminary hearing as an intern graduate prosecutor forget to bring a tablet and I was the one to get chewed out by Inquisitor Darkel for being unprepared. I will not be having that happen again.” Borusa sighed rubbing his face at the memory of the ice cold stare the timelady gave him.

“I see. She can be a bit. Temperamental at times.” Goth agreed. He found most Timeladies not enjoyable to find company with.

“Next is clearance decorations and a few extra light bulbs for my desk. Drax stole four of them last year and became furious every time I would produce another.” Borusa chuckled grabbing five light bulbs and placing them into the cart gently.

“Did you discipline him?” Goth asked with a slight look of concern.

“Well of course, he didn’t get the satisfaction of disrupting my day. Besides when he blew up another teachers lab equipment trying to microwave my homework assignment he was in detention for every lunch for the next semester. He stole and did nothing else.” Borusa explained marking off his list.

“You wanted decor to look at next? What decor did you need?” Goth asked. Borusa looked at the section

“Oh I just like to look but I am not finding this age appropriate at all.” Borusa said looking at posters aimed for younger students on “Who Was Lord Rassilon” and “What is the High Council?”.

“Oh? I may purchase this one for the next Prydonian Chapter Meeting” Goth smirked pointing at the poster labeled “Be respectful and listen to your peers!”

“I second that Lord Goth. Place it in the Chancellors office too.”

***

They made their way to the regular priced area of social studies materials. Borusa pushed the cart looking around when he stopped in his tracks spotting a section he hadn’t seen before.

“‘Home schooling materials?’” Borusa asked out loud in horror.

“Oh yes I know a few people who are at least home schooling up to fifth grade and then sending children to the the academy later.” Goth commented.

“What on Rassilon’s great legacy would lead someone to do that instead of sending their child to the best academy in the galaxy!?” Borusa remarked gazing at the work tablets in disgust.

“And to think I spend tax dollars here at this establishment to receive products to nurture my students. I want an explanation to this nonsense!” Borusa said marching to the front desk.

“‘Nurturing?’ Goodness gracious, Borusa please come here. You really do mother them too much. They are not your children and you cannot control and parent every child on the planet yourself.” Goth said shaking his head as he followed with the cart.

“Of course I mother some of them! Some parental figures in these houses are not fit to run an errand to a grocery store successfully, nevertheless a child. It’s our jobs to fulfill that role and establish a bond between the child and state from an early age so that they associate ‘security’ and ‘happiness’ with ‘staying out of prison and listening to authority’” Borusa said as they reached the help desk.

“Hello sirs how may I help you?” The young clerk at the desk asked with a sweet smile. Goth shot Borusa a look to cool his anger.

“Hello there, I was looking to inquire on why this well established and beloved store is selling ‘Home schooling’ materials when we have six excellent academies teaching our citizens paid by the tax dollar already?” Borusa asked nicely, his tone staying polite.

“Oh, well we got that section this year after we ran a market simulation and found that some houses would be interested especially in the Cerulean and Patrexian Chapters. There is a trend on the Matrix social boards that some parents feel their teaching is superior to Professors and TAs at the Academies. We, of course, mean no disrespect towards you. ” the clerk smiled nervously at the two Cardinals at their desk.

“Ah makes sense. Come on Borusa, stop getting emotional over their marketing tactics.” Goth said starting to walk away.

“Well, their research is wrong. The first five years of education is the most important in a Timetots life. Who is the publisher? I want to write them a paper.” Borusa asked.

“Sure, the publisher. Let me see…” the clerk said typing at the holographic screen.

“Yes, it’s Craftstone Academics Inc is the publisher. We only get some homeschooling supplies really from them. They started as a student tablet decorating company.” The clerk said with a nod. Borusa sighed.

“Nothing is sacred, not even pedagogy. I am not mad at you my friend, I fear for this planet.” Borusa sighed. The clerk gave a confused look to Goth who smiled taking a hand around Borusa’s shoulders guiding him away from the spooked clerk.

“Well, I’m sorry our display upset you. I do have a coupon for teacher stamps if you are interested.” The clerk said producing a holographic sheet.

“Ooo Lord Borusa~” Goth grinned with a raised eyebrow.

“Thank you so much, miss?” Borusa asked with a smile.

“Mr. Alek. And you are welcome. I see your cart is full so hopefully this helps.” The clerk responded with a smile

“Yes, thank you!” Borusa smiled with a slight bow before taking the cart and Goth and heading to another section.

“Stamps. I need a dinosaur or if they have one of a human that would be fun. I have a few students interested in Earth Culture.” Borusa explained. Goth looked at the other Cardinal confused.

“Earth? That polluted planet where humans think they came from?” Goth asked. Borusa laughed.

“Yes, and while I am not an expert of humanity I do know that on that planet they call a few species of birds cardinals and I taught it in one of my second year student classes and they were obsessed because I look like the North American Cardinal apparently when I am cross with them.” Borusa explained finding a stamp that read “Excellent work” with a large lizard smiling in the background and put it in the cart.

“You are a Cardinal to a nine year old tot not because you were elected but because you look like an Earth bird that is likely extinct by this point because you get upset when they misbehave.” Goth repeated rubbing his temples.

“Yes.”

“Were we like this at their age? Are you sure this isn’t a de-evolutionary trend recently? Goth asked honestly. Borusa paused his browsing to think of his education and the amount of times Goth would lead their study sessions astray.

“No, you were worse. You still have the attitude of a brute regarding those you find to be in your way. And you wade too close to the line putting your hand so close to my neck in public.” Borusa whispered in a hushed tone. Goth smirked.

“Oh really? I seem to remember you enjoying our hands on study sessions” Goth said softly liking around before moving a piece of hair from Borusas face that was turning red and flushed.

“You have no proof!” Borusa argued softly with his finger pointed at Goth.

“I have evidence at my condo. I have my Borusa folder.” Goth smirked. Borusa’s eyes narrowed as he smiled.

“I have a folder for you too. Just in case.”

“Make sure you send the CIA the good nude photos of me. I’ll try to send ones that don’t have you drooling.”

“You are a B-A-S-T-A-R-D. And disgusting. And a terrible politician. And you were a terrible defense attorney.” Borusa whispered with a smug smile, standing right in front of him attempting to seem dominant despite Goth a few centimeters taller.

“You are a Government branded whore. I could not be happier to have a spoilt rotten Professor who produces the next generation of assholes in the council. I love you.” Goth grumbled back wishing they were not at in public but at home where he could kiss him.

“I love you too.”

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my brain is buzzing with random au ideas and shit while im sitting here awake entirely too early

and i just. Fucking Niche AUs I'll probably never finish part two:

-Call Center AU: Ed and Stede are middle managers learning to work together (and falling in love of course) after their companies and staff merged in a new big ass building (for fun: many rumors it's haunted. It isn't, Buttons just hates getting up early for work so during the week he hides out and lives in the basement.) Badminton & Co are trying to buy out their newly merged company with plans to fire everyone. Is this one just so I can shove in Murray Hewitt references with Stede? Partially! It's also bc i can throw in The Office references for my mum, who thus far will only read fic if I have a few in there & it's mainly comedy, and she hasn't read like any of my stuff fic or original in ages so. Yeah skdnfng

-NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) AU aka did u know aviation is another special interest of mine? u do now!!:

Ed and Stede lead separate teams as part of Aotearoa's TAIC (their version of the NTSB), and are called in to assist with an NTSB investigation re: a crashed plane & a dead Badminton bro as a result ( Either of the two we've seen thus far, w/subplot abt him being a dick who was super rich bc of a shit ton of rental properties in Aotearoa that he didn't keep up well and hiked rent on constantly bc he seems like the landlord type.)

However, as it progresses it becomes clear there's more at stake than just a plane accident investigation (tho obvi also v important still) bc it appears there might be sabotage involving ppl in both the states and Aotearoa (aka hi jack!! and any other random pirates or historical ppl i might add in lol.)

This is difficult tho, bc like. they didn't like this Badminton of course so him being dead is like well this will be positive for his renters at least maybe, but also holy fuck other ppl died as a result jfc what the fuck. so then it's a matter of do we or do we not reveal the whole truth & open up what would be a can of worms re: Badminton, but would be an utter disservice to the rest of the victims' families if NOT revealed.

Substitute Teacher AU:

A school has had just. horrible luck and a few scandals and now the entire staff has been fired and the district really doesn't wanna spend that much money on new ppl yet so

enter Stede and Ed as separate teams of substitutes, attempting to cover all the topics at a decently large school where tbh they could use even more teachers (enter Doug, Mary, Spanish Jackie who actually teaches French & likes how her nickname fucks w/the kids a bit lmaoo, & Jack as additional help)

Nigel & Chauncey both have kids at the school, and expect special treatment as a reward for donating generously to the school (not really that generously tho), which means they are Nightmare Parents. Like yes it's sad they're both divorced but like if u talked to them for five mins u would Understand.

Big events in it would be Parent/Teacher Conferences (Izzy and Jim end up having to manhandle a screaming Nigel outside after Roach asks him to tell his kid to stop trying to set things on fire in Home Ec), at least one school dance ("Ed, they're vaping in the bathroom, what do I do?" "Idk join them?" "Ed!" "What? They'll do it regardless!!") and the graduation of the oldest grade (I think middle schoolers would be both the cruelest and funniest option for this au) and how they'll actually miss these goddamn kids, & don't know if they'll be contracted for the same school next year as permanent or called in to sub more or what

Topics for everyone thus far:

Jackie-French as noted above. She also enjoys that the kids always think Frenchie should teach her class purely based on his name. Doesn't tolerate any bs during class & will send u to the principals, but if everyone behaves they get an extra point added to their grade just for showing up and being polite. For some kids, for various reasons, it's a life saver.

Frenchie-joint band and choir director with The Swede. Treated like a local rock star by the kids bc he tells them how back home he plays in a few bands, and plays gigs in between teaching contracts/assignments. A couple make fan shirts after they google and manage to find out the name of the band he usually performs with. They give him one too and he can't help but well up bc. kids man. one minute little assholes the next moment doing something so kind and unexpected!

The Swede- mainly choir director but helps with the band bc they have a huge class size but of course the district doesn't care abt that.

Ed & Stede-joint principals, also Theater. Ed jokes that he's the Fun Principal bc he occasionally lets the kids get away with like. smoking near the school or playing hooky. If he catches them they get a 'guys cmon if u keep this up i gotta stop u forever so like. be mindful' talk. Stede thinks he's truly the Fun One tho bc he keeps making up ideas for those funny dress up weeks schools do in the states and Ed we are teaching here so we should do as the Romans do, so to speak! (how does that work, it doesn't really as far as i know with a lot of teaching jobs but shhhhh fiction time.)

Buttons-shop related classes, any and all, including woodworking and a v basic automotive class (obvi they won't pay for a garage set up, so he has to rely on drawing and otherwise illustrating & using texts to teach.) Also serves as the lunch room monitor bc the kids are p sure the rumor that he once ate a guy is true, and no one wants to Test Him.

Jim-Gym. Took it on purely bc they think it's funny to hear the kids go 'its time for gym/Jim!' Another beloved teacher for being supportive when kids struggle with the class, and also bc if everyone has good attendance each quarter then they'll take a day to show them knife throwing (after permission slips are signed of course.)

Olu-Spanish, but defers to Jim a lot bc then he gets to talk to Jim and no he doesn't have a crush on Jim! Also occasionally bemoans to Jim for them teaching the kids to swear in Spanish. Jim finally kisses him during one such lovingly made complaint.

Wee John-Home Ec, sewing & other textile based art. One of the fave teachers bc he always has snacks in his classroom, and will let any exhausted kids nap during class so long as they turn in finished projects (first is a lil plushie, then a bigger one, finally they have to design & attempt an article of clothing. Doesn't have to be anywhere near perfect or even complete, he just wants them to try.) Once freed Stede after he accidentally sewed his finger to some fabric while mucking abt after school in the classroom.

Fang-any and all math classes. No one knows how he handles the work load, but he's always chill af abt it. Another student fave for being kind and taking extra time with kids that suck at math, or flat out have dyscalculia & require the extra tutoring as part of their IEP.

Ivan-Social Studies. He knows the kids find it boring, so he does his best to give it some extra shine by making up projects for the kids to do that are graded a little bit kinder than regular hw bc he's more concerned that they have fun (and might retain the info better as a result.) One of the kids' faves ends up being a journal assignment abt the Oregon Trail, aka write an Oregon Trail story that can be as dramatic and/or like the video game as they want.

Izzy-Head Librarian. Cannot believe they fired the library staff as well as everyone else at the school. cannot get over how little the district does to help keep up said library (books are heavily damaged & still on the shelf, new books rarely ordered, and literally the shelves are not in Dewey order. That makes a vein in his forehead twitch every day until he takes an evening to correctly label and reshelve everything.) Winds up staying late a lot to repair books, order new books (when he runs out of what little funding there is, he puts them on his own cc and just doesn't tell anyone, claiming them as charitable donations from 'an anon donor'), and otherwise do any additional upkeep to get the place up to par. Realizes halfway thru the year no one got assigned to teach the Health class, and begrudgingly takes it on as well. He teaches in a section of the library, with Mary taking over main library duties for that time. Has to deal with all the horribleness that is teaching middle schoolers that topic ("You can't all keep laughing every time I say penis or we'll never get through this chapter. And that's hell for you as much as it is for me!")

Roach-Home Ec, cooking class. also helps in the lunch room bc literally they did not actually hire any kitchen staff, the subs are told to do that too. He winds up telling the kids they can help by prepping the ingredients for their lunch in his classroom, then he'll take it all to be finished for lunchtime in the industrial kitchen. They end up loving it after the first week, bc he brings in recipes that are decently healthy but that most the kids are up to trying or already like.

Mary-painting substitute if Doug is out for a day, but mainly works alongside Izzy in the library as the assistant librarian. Yes they gossip abt Ed and Stede. Yes they have a running bet on when they'll finally announce a relationship and fill out that paperwork with HR (this immediately starts a side convo for them abt the shoddy quality of the paperwork & how slowly it gets filed. They admit to being sticklers at times, but also they're right.)

Doug-art, painting and sculpture. Always up for weird art ideas, and has the graduating grade (even if they don't take his elective course) make a mural before the end of the year. They each get a framed pic of it, and he plans to have each graduating class redo the wall each year, should he be contracted for another full year.

Jack-biology/gen science. Encourages the kids to 'really get into' the dissections. Does his best to try and get the district to agree to a field trip to the local morgue to see a full on embalming, but is told uhhhh no bud. Accidentally reveals a parentage issue for a few kids while using eye & hair color to teach Punett squares.

Lucius-Creative Writing. Has a loving feud with Pete bc most of the kids are in both their classes. Said kids have bets on if Pete or Lucius will propose to each other or not by the end of the year. Makes a point to be a safe place for any kids with writing that may point to some other issues going on in life (based off my hs lit mag teacher Dr. Brenda Werner. No joke, she saved my life as a kid, I think Lucius would be the same for his class.)

Pete-Newspaper/Yearbook. Very big on making sure stories are accurate, bc 'ppl doubt my stories a lot, so you need your details and shit in order.' The kids: ooooh he swore!!!! and promptly do not absorb this knowledge fully. But they enjoy his class bc he's chill and is happy to let them explore what options journalism can offer, and to research odder stories for internal class articles vs school paper ones (Missing: David, Where's Shelly? vs Cilantro: Should Roach Use It In Our Lunch Or Does It Taste Like Soap.)

[collectivecloseness]

hi sorry this might sound a bit weird and idek if it’s correct but I’ve been stalking your blog for like a week and I have to ask, did you used to write for starkid by any chance? As in the Hatchetfield plays if you’ve heard of them like the guy who didn’t like musicals and Black Friday and stuff? There was someone who wrote for them a while ago and your blog got recommended to me and then u posted abt having an old series set mid 90s which a creator did who I think has the same age/pronouns so it all seemed kinda coincidental I guess, maybe like your writing styles have similar vibes too or something I’m not sure. But like Starkid Stranger Things and Spree are some of the only fandoms I’ve read for so maybe it’s just that hahahahaah. I’m really sorry if it isn’t you or this is weird to ask lol! Just ignore it if it’s not sorry again!!

CSSKFFGHJKKLBXDJKLH yeah I did use to write for the Hatchetfield cinematic universe and that’s probably the series you’re thinking of oh my god. Idk if this is one of my mutuals who’s caught up with me but hii lmfao.

Yeah that was my last fandom I wrote for before stopping for a while and then eventually moving over here hahahaha. Wow that’s so funny that you could tell, I wonder if it is smth to do with writing also! I started that other account over 4 years ago so I hope I’ve at least improved by now lmao but omfg

Weirdly enough I’ve also noticed a lot of crossover in fans between Spree, Stranger Things, and Starkid. I mean it’s obvious why there’s crossover between the first two, but I wonder what it is about S, ST, and SK lmaoo

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Dude I'm only on season 7 rn, boutta be 8 in a few episodes, and getting flashbacks of everything is so??

The worst is that Carl looks like my brother and the pain that I used to like him, but like- Why are Glenn and Rick so yummy? Negan too? Daryl?? Literally, almost ALL the men in TWD.

Love Eugene and his awkwardness, low-key favorite character in the series. If not him literally Tara or Maggie :( (Beth too, ngl. Too good for this world I swear. )

My memory is so fuzzy about everything that happened since it's been months since I've binged TWD. (picking up where I left off)

I'll have to update you when I finish the show within the week, cause once I fixate on something, I fixate HARD. Can't wait till I start drawing all of them, and won't shut up about the show in general.

(ALSO SAID THIS IN THE COMMENT OF YOUR POST BUT SERIOUSLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Ty for writing good Leon stories/drabbles/requests and the in-depth analyzing sometimes. I forgot if you ever said this or not, but if you're ever gonna do little drabbles or requests for TWD, I'm SO up for sending some.)

Rick really grows into a dilf throughout the seasons, that's cause Michonne been feeding him good. And Negan, it's just cause its Jeffrey Dean Morgan lmaoo he's always been a hunk and gets better with age. Daryl tho...mmm...just keep watching and you'll see what I mean, I fucking love Daryl. I wasn't expecting him to become one of my favorite characters towards me finishing the entirety of the show, but his character development truly was one of the best and I loved that we had him from the beginning to the end. I'm actually about to watch his spin-off show since he's getting a second season so yay.

Definitely do update me, I don't mind, I like knowing about this stuff lmao. And thank you for the belated birthday wishes, I appreciate it :).

I'm still on the fence about writing for other characters in other fandoms in general (Leon takes enough space in my brain as it is, it's really unhealthy), but I'd still like to do some things for Daryl. I just don't know too much and have to delve deeper, but if my interests ever change, I'll let you know. Still, feel free to send me stuff for Daryl, or your thoughts, I don't mind.

[galene-gothic]

- PAID READING FEEDBACK -

Hi Galene, don’t trust when I say I'll send feedback in a few days🤣 that's like code for a few weeks ahahah. But it did give time for me to properly read the reading and take everything on board. You were so spot on when you said I feel apathetic ahh, for ages, like last week I went to do some shopping and I swear I wasn't even there mentally I just felt so withdrawn, I've sometimes even had people say that I'm daydreaming when I'm not paying attention to a conversation happening, I'm too tired to be concerned 😅💀. I just wish for time alone tbh cause I'm so fed up. think it's because I've got so many exams, coursework/responsibility I just feel so overwhelmed, especially with the amount of fallouts with friends it's just too much and I'm exhausted. When you said i would fall Ill to overworking I actually passed out in one of my clinicals and had the worst flu ever, my lecturers/ nurses had to take blood pressure it was chaotic, and anytime I went to my hospital clinicals I've had the worst nosebleeds. What the heck are you sure youre not the one spying on me, you were so accurate!! But I feel almost relieved that my hardwork won't go to waste one way or another. I can think of a few off the top of my head who would be bitter and try to pick dirt off me, they're the same who would spread gossip/rumours about god knows what. I trusted people too much for definite. I didn't think I was that interesting to spy on tbf🤣 although I unfriended the ones who were nasty to me and I think that pissed them off because they unadded me on insta soon after. The only way they'd know I unadded them was if they were watching my account everyday lmaoo. I haven't seen these girls in like 3 years. I'm trying to do better and get a better sleeping routine to help with the stress and my mental health over all. But I'd be tossing and turning thinking about everything. "Everything happened for a reason" is so reassuring and I feel it's helping me grow into a more discerning and smarter person. The bitchiness is too real haha, my life is literally the movie Mean Girls on steroids. I feel like I have to be so strategic and careful about what I say incase I give them ammo to talk about me. Peace is all I want atp but the big mouths follow me anyway, I will protect my peace by being deceptive ;). And the logical hard lad you described is basically my dad🤣 he's a tough guy and wouldn't be pushed about but he'd still care about others and has always been there for me. I sometimes feel like that's why I talk so sharply because he has a level of influence on me. It's also him who encouraged me to do my nursing. My warrior spirit would come from him, as he taught me never to give up! I thought though what you said about everyone being basically strangers was what I needed to hear exactly. Like I shouldn't let these girls put me under anymore pressure than what I already am under. I've learnt a lot of lessons after all of this and will carry this forward. I'm laughing at being told to save money, all my money goes to fuel to my car🤣 but power and status sounds so worth it. I'm so looking forward for this cycle to end and to be able to breath again lolll. And your insta quote is so true it's every man for himself. I really appreciate the amount of detail you put into the reading in such a short period of time. You've done so much research as well with the laws of power and giving me a specific quote for my situation. I will do as best as I can for myself and give myself a rest so I don't burnout.

Thank you so much, I hope to talk again soon!!