#and i gotta try and deal with that

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Patchy works in HR. The things she experiences on the daily is so strange and utterly confusing - but tis the nature of the beast known as humans.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Five nights at Springtrap’s is just William Aftons arguing..

[spacedace]

Okay but the Justice League finds out their new baby hero teammate Phantom is the Ghost King by virtue of the Fright Night showing up while they're in the middle of a meeting, looking terrifying and such and scaring the shit out of everyone- even more so when Constantine starts freaking out over the fact that the sworn night of the King of the Infinite Realms is in the Watchtower what the fuck that's apocalyptically bad Pariah Dark is supposed to be locked the fuck up forever - but instead of trying to smite them all or yeet them into the nightmare dimension he just pulls out a space themed packed lunch??? And gives it to Phantom??

And the mildly eldritch giant murder ghost is talking about how "The Queen Mother commanded me to ensure you ate my Lord, she says you missed your morning meal."

And Phantom is just grumbling about over protective sisters and "there's a cafeteria i would have been fine" what the fuck is happening right now?

What do you mean "oops you forgot" Phantom I thought the ghost thing was just a theme!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

finally colored that Eddie scribble <3 rough day p.2!

[writer-room]

Listen when people say they want Percy to go on a villain arc most times I see it as they want him to go dark, want him to start murdering, maiming, going full Luke, etc. And I support that. If anyone deserves to kill people it's this kid.

However, let us be realistic for a moment, because I quite like the other alternative. Villain arc Percy usually entails "he's finally had enough of the Gods bullshit & will do things his own way". Let us think on this. What would Percy most likely do in this situation? Would it really be murder right off the bat?

I think he'd be the pettiest, annoying little shit there is. And because one can't usually threaten the Gods in a way that truly matters, but they can make them sweat really hard.

This goes beyond ignoring their calls and leaving them on read. He refuses to give food offerings unless it's the nastiest shit known to man. Bribes the cyclops into hucking huge objects up Mount Olympus before they all scurry off. Finds the olive tree Athena gave to Athens, and while he wouldn't have the heart to destroy it, he'd for sure rip off a branch & mail it to her (Annabeth nearly had to put them in witness protection).

Eventually it gets to the point he has Nico on speed-dial and offers him a shit ton of fast food & a 'get out of Percy's quest bullshit free' pass if he could hop into the Underworld and yoink up some annoying spirits or dead monsters to piss off the Gods. When the Gods get pissed at him Percy just silently pulls out some safe-for-demigods phone like "hang on I wanna see how many happy meals I owe Nico for bringing Typhon back up". They know he is not bluffing.

Could the Gods counteract him? Yeah, sure, Hera gave him amnesia and it was like 90% effective for a while. However, he kind of went off the rails, everyone else went off the rails, and then they had even more Roman nonsense to deal with. If anything it both solved but also made even more problems. And a much angrier Percy. So, frankly, they're very confident it could work, but they're a little worried about what the aftermath would be.

Ares suggests just killing him. Poseidon takes offense to this. Artemis scoffs and says even Ares couldn't beat him. Everyone stops for a moment. The question is not asked verbally. But it is seen in the darting eyes and shifting seats.

Can they kill Percy Jackson?

Well, sure, they must be able to. He's a powerful kid, no doubt, with powerful allies, but they are Gods. Of course they can kill him. So that's not the real question, they wouldn't dare really entertain such a thing to ever confirm if it was true, but this is rather the layer of frosting hiding the real atrocity of a cake underneath it.

What will they lose trying to kill Percy Jackson?

What will remain standing in the face of some 18-year-old who lived one of the hardest knocks of life, loves so much it makes them sick, is so completely unaware of his own strength not even they know its full extent, and currently has absolutely zero fucks to give about the end of a reign longer than he will ever understand?

They decide to quietly shut the lid on that whole fiasco and let Percy do whatever he wants.

Unfortunately, they can't exactly ignore everyone else. And everyone else is who Percy cares about the most. So, think of it more like leaving a grenade in a locked box in the attic. Just hope and pray you've moved out before something gets curious and starts rummaging around up there.

[conflictedemma]

i played through the game and have some doodles

[antiquepearlss]

Moonsandra this, MoonVarian that, Moongene this.

Have you guys considered all three of them having the moonstone? The idea of the Sundrop being tailed by three goths? Them chucking rocks at eachother? Them fighting over whose armor is best? Them giving them the Brotherhood a heart attack? Them calling themselves the Sisterhood? That name being Eugene’s idea that the others hate? Them creating rock thrones for Rapunzel? Them creating rocks for Rapunzel to paint? Cassandra and Eugene fighting with rock swords? Varian building unbreakable beakers because Eugene keeps messing with his? Eugene piercing Varian’s ears with tiny rocks? Cass and Varian making Owl and Ruddiger statues together? Them having sleepovers in a little rock castle?????

[suddenly-stickmin]

Replayed Henry Stickmin for the 6 Trillionth time and kept thinking about the Stickmin Space Resort ending... Like I'm sure some Toppats reformed themselves and liked their new occupation [and liked Henry himself], but I feel like soooo many of them just tolerate it because it's rather 'Work at this resort' OR 'Get thrown into space'/'Get sent back down to Earth where the gov. could arrest you'.

I think the older Toppat members especially despise their new roles. Going from heists, stealing riches beyond your imagination, getting so many new weapons and vehicles, among other items to spoil yourself with, to 'A Stick Who Helps Show The Rich Folks Their Room For The Night'? It'd be so degrading.

[morninkim]

the son becomes his father or something

[snowflakebottles-art]

yeah okay wise guy. *neopets your kingdomhearts 358/2 days*

PART 1 HERE

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Gentle reminder that my kofi link is in my pinned post. While The Other Q’s ER trip won’t financially destroy us it’s still going to be a big hit on top of having to get some major repairs done on the car before winter hits

[rosemarydisaster]

I have this massive AU for the Batfam (and DC in general) that spawned from a very sleep deprived "You can't just gender swap Batman, there are implications" and honest to God, it's the one thing keeping me sane.

[flareboi]

i feel like tumblr cannot understand that

transgender women need to be loved outside of being sexualized and not perceived merely in the context of their sexual appeal, because it is objectifying and gross

and

it is okay and good to express attraction towards transgender women especially considering that they are often told that they are ugly (false), and it normalizes viewing them as beautiful and awesome (which they are)

are opinions that can and should coexist. like just don’t get sexual on posts about transfem positivity and don’t get all prudish on posts about how attractive transfemmes can be and sex positivity in the context of trans people

[raikirikiri]

since the naruto timeline is so… you know… inconsistent, for a word, i think it’s really funny if obito and rin are older than kakashi by some years. because then obito is really just having beef with a toddler like kakashi is 6 and obito is 9 or 10 and he finds this little feral dog child to be a major threat to his psyche. meanwhile rin has to be his voice of reason, saying no you can not hurt our 6 year old teammate, look at him he’s just a baby. and kakashi is snarling, on his hands and knees, barking like a chihuahua at them. and minato who’s a very busy jounin asks rin and obito to look after kakashi because he’s very messed up and could use a friend or two. but obito takes it as minato wants him to babysit his ankle biter teammate whom he loathes. but of course rin agrees and obito begrudgingly goes with her. and he doesn’t know how to deal with kids, being one himself, so he tries to boss kakashi around but little selectively mute kakashi glares at him and snaps his teeth at him any time obito so much as breathes air wrong. rin who understood minato’s assignment and asks if kakashi needs help cooking dinner or washing the dishes and is just generally friendly rather than bossy. obito still not understanding and trying to inflict bath time on a dog boy who viciously does not like water and the only people who can actually get him to take a bath are his dead father, minato, and pakkun. kakashi who likes rin enough and lets her sit on his furniture and kakashi who does not trust obito as far as he can throw him and growls at him when he so much as walks into the room. obito who’s had enough and decides to teach the baby a lesson. kakashi and obito who end up having a brawl in the living room while rin watches cartoons because hagoromo otsutsuki she’s just a girl! and she does not have the patience to deal with her asshole baby teammate and her stupid best friend teammate. minato who shows as up eventually and separates kakashi and obito and thinks they’re finally getting along until kakashi lifts his leg and pisses on the ground to mark his territory. the rest of team minato who finally realize that kakashi is actually just a puppy in human form and he is not housebroken…

[thetrinitytest]

if ianto jones (NOT gareth david-lloyd. actual ianto jones) walked through your door and said he wasnt dead and he needed a kidney and you were the only match what would you do

i am holding his face in my hands, kissing that man on the forehead, and asking him if he wants the left or right one

[daily-smol-silm]

Can I ask you for another little russingon? <3

I really love them and your art style too,of course is only an question its on you if you want,I hope to not be bothering you :3

Apologies for the quality, it’s super late and I’m not great at drawing on my phone lol 😅

Fluffy Hair + the one who always wants to hug Fluffy Hair = best ship dynamic