#and kinda funny without context

[thankstothe]

[kayohhey]

no ones getting context about this one apologies

[beastomato]

i love play pretend and daydream everyday so i’m making a fake comic cover for my pmd fanfic

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

The Reds and the Feds

Some warmups that i got uhhh very carried away with!! But twas fun to draw blorbos together

Individual pieces and the snippets of the little scenarios that go with these under the cut

vvvv

-Donut and Neko-

“Impressive!” Neko nearly fell over when someone spoke. But he caught himself, and played off the wobble as merely switching which hand he was balancing on, which did give him a line of sight on the speaker. “Hi Donut,” Neko grinned, switching the angles of his legs to see the sim trooper better. “I had no idea you were so flexible!” Donut beamed, watching Neko shift his weight ever so slightly. “You could be in a circus with skills like this!” He shouldn’t, Neko reminded himself, because it was rude to lie apparently, but…sometimes it was just too easy. “So, funny story about that—“

-Sarge and Pavoz-

Sarge wasn’t really paying attention to him, Anton realized. He leaned out of the way of an arm swinging out with a broad gesture as Sarge recounted a story about Agent Washington and someone called the Meta— how much of it was accurate, Pavoz would have to confirm with Agent Washington another time. But for now? He watched Sarge’s face and spun his good pen- the one that had been a gift- between his fingers, and started drawing.

-Lopez and Soares-

“I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Hughs misunderstood something when he said you needed my help with the Warthog,” Soares said. Lopez pushed himself out from under the body of the vehicle to look up at the medic. She raised an eyebrow at him, visible only because she wore her under-armor suit and not her actual armor. She must’ve been off duty. Lopez would almost feel bad for interrupting- almost. He didn’t actually feel that bad. “<Yeah. It’s not the warthog i need help with,>” He stood, and gestured for Soares to follow him to one of the other parked cars. Lopez crouched, and waited for her to do the same before he lifted the hood. Portuguese may have been a different language than Spanish, but being fluent in cousin languages meant that there was some understanding. Certainly better than whatever Donut claimed to understand of Spanish. But Lopez was a man robot of few words, so he instead opted to point at the problem instead of explaining. “Are those… teeth marks??” “<You tell me.>”

[dead-inside-demiboy]

....So apparently you can have an "oh shit I love this person" moment without it being a dating/attraction thing.

[axewchao]

Revali never thinks too much about his dad.

Not because his father's absence bothers him in any way, it just doesn't cross his mind very often. Kinda hard to miss someone that you've never met before, at least in his eyes.

But every now and again, curiosity strikes him; if, by chance, Revali Sr. were still around by the time Ganon arrived, or at least around long enough for Revali Jr. to have some memory of him... what would've happened?

Would things have turned out differently? Would he have turned out differently?

What would've happened if the man who braved the scorching desert on his behalf were still here...?

[starishsky]

angst

[afoxysunny]

Deep down in green juices live some beautiful and strange creatures, like for example the shredded lettuce jellyfish

They camouflage really well in the Vegetarian Sea but not to worry, their stings are mostly harmless. Only if they get into a wound or otherwise inside of you they can cause nausea

Wanna see more greens?

[bucephaly]

It really is frustrating and a little funny how like... people will know full well that cherokee princess great grandma stories exist and aren't true. And that fake family stories in general exist. But people will be So sure that Theirs is the exception and is true for whatever reason, be it that they arent white, it doesn't say 'princess', it has a 'reasonable' story with it like 'they were adopted by a white family' or 'they hid and changed their names', they have photos of someone with tan skin, their family has 'high cheekbones, their dad went to powwows, etc etc etc there are so so many random things people use to justify these stories. Like ok, but do you know this ancestors name? Do you know where they were born? Do you know what year the trail of tears happened??? Do you know anything about cherokee history at all besides the trail of tears is an event that happened? Cuz honestly a chunk of these stories can be at least partially debunked with no genealogy just because the time period or location isn't right. Like 'my cherokee great grandma was sent to a residential school' she was born in Kentucky and continued to live in kentucky?? 'My great grandma told me she was on the trail of tears' the trail was 186~ years ago how old are you??? It's like. Can you do Any Tiny Bit of actual research into our history. If it's a big enough deal to you that you feel the need to talk about it whenever anything native or cherokee comes up, you can do the research I promise

[ntls-24722]

actually im gonna use this ask just to solidify declarationpaper lore: papyrus is incredibly ancient and was born/died during ancient egyptian times and the only reason he's still around is because he wasn't mummified so he wasn't accepted by the gods. he was also therefore around and heard about it when jesus came back from the dead. he remembers it making "big news" but isn't aware that there's a religion about him on account of the fact he cannot, for the life of him, remember the name of jesus when it happened

like,

[christianity is explained to him] WHAT A TEAM PLAYER THAT JESUS IS. HE'S VERY BRAVE, HE REALLY THOUGHT HE'D DIE - I WONDER IF HE CAN TRAIN ME TO BE LIKE THAT WHEN HE COMES BACK?

BUT, [he puts hands on hips, sighs] YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME OF WAY, WAY BACK SOMETHING REALLY SIMILAR HAPPENED. IT WAS LONG AGO, IT'S LITTLE SPOTTY, BUT THE LUCKY GUY CAME BACK AFTER JUST 3 DAYS, AND THE MATTER WAS JUST EVERYWHERE FOR WHAT FELT LIKE FOREVER, YOU COULDN'T ESCAPE IT!!! A BOOK WAS MADE, LOTS OF FANART WAS MADE, PEOPLE WERE PRAISING THE GUY IN THE STREETS - GOSH! HOW ENVIOUS I WAS BACK THEN! I WASN'T THERE WHERE CROSSES WAS MOSTLY USED BUT I SUPPOSE THE METHOD IS JUST BAD AT KILLING PEOPLE, WHICH - GOOD! KILLING PEOPLE IS INEFFECTIVE POLITICS ANYHOW. GOOD THING OUR KING QUIT IT!

[beastomato]

colored a sketch from yesterday

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

another set of takoshi/masumii au designs? no way

[ao3screenshotss]

[mary34blog]

So I am cleaning up my drafts and for some reason I have this post here that just says Hbomberguy in big letters and I don't know why?

[ethos-labrador]

hey so i don't watch severence. is there a reason everyone's named after belly buttons