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Study frustration
Sorry for not posting in a bit! School has been so demanding that I have had very little personal time to myself. Once I get home, it's immediately school work for me. Ugh, college is suffering.
So here is a quick Kieran doodle I made to relax just now. Drawing him makes me feel better.
#my art#doodle#kieran#rival kieran#pokemon kieran#trainer kieran#pokemon#hydrapple#they're there#and no help whatsoever#hopefully they don't ruin Kieran's notes with their sticky syrup
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So @lloydskywalkers made a post and I laughed so hard for so long and couldn't stop thinking about it so thanks for bringing me joy lloydskywalkers bro have ten seconds of absolute nonsense
[voice work done by me too pls do not repost/reuse audio]
#KNOX ART (me)#Morro Ninjago#Lloyd Garmadon Ninjago#i dont remember if i ever even read this fic i have no context whatsoever i just kept having to lean on the counter cause i was wheezing#this was nice too because ive been kinda in a weird headspace so this helped me smile and laugh#thanks for bringing joy just by existing dude!#ninjago#LEGO Ninjago
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White Gold Glitters Too
ALASTOR x READER SMUT Summary: Lucifer takes too much of a liking to Alastor's wife and he seeks to claim her and prove his dominance. Fucking her for Lucifer to hear sounds like a good option. Warnings: NSFW/18+. MINORS DO NOT ENGAGE. You are responsible for your own media consumption. Oral Sex, Reader has a Vagina, Heavy Sex, C*m, Implied P in V Sex, Jealous Fucking, Mention of Restraints, Tentacles I have never written smut before...so I am sorry. REQUESTS OPEN
Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon from Hazbin Hotel, was known for his charismatic yet enigmatic presence. He ruled over his domain with a devilish grin and a penchant for blood. But beneath his charming facade lay a heart that beat fiercely for one person: his beloved wife, Y/N.
Y/N was the epitome of grace and beauty, with a kindness that melted even the most hardened of souls. She had captured Alastor's heart as soon as they had entered through the doors of the hotel, and he would do anything to keep her by his side. Having been newly wed, Alastor’s possessive nature seemed to rear its head often when it came to his bride.
However, trouble brewed when Lucifer, the fallen angel and hellish king himself, began to take an seeming interest in Y/N. His smooth words and suave demeanor drew her attention, much to Alastor's dismay. Alastor’s confidence was shaken when Lucifer Morningstar began to show a keen interest in Y/N. Despite her loyalty to Alastor, Lucifer's suave demeanor and irresistible charisma stirred a jealousy deep within Alastor's demonic heart.
It has begun innocently enough, with Lucifer's smooth compliments and flirtatious gestures towards Y/N whenever they crossed paths. Then it turned to a hand atop hers or brushing hair out of her face while she worked on fixing up the hotel. At first, Alastor attempted to suppress his jealousy, masking his feelings with his trademark grin and witty remarks. But as Lucifer's advances towards Y/N became more pronounced, Alastor's facade began to crack.
One fateful evening, as the flames of Hell danced in the distance, Alastor found himself unable to contain his simmering jealousy any longer. He watched from a distance as Lucifer flirted shamelessly with Y/N, his patience wearing thin with each passing moment.
His once cheerful demeanor turned dark as he became increasingly passive-aggressive, making evil eyes at the short king(yes my dears, narrators can make a joke occasionally.) But still, Lucifer persisted in his advances, seemingly unfazed by Alastor's silent warnings. Y/N, momentarily stepping away at Charlie’s call for some assistance, left the two men alone in the lobby.
“Well, well, if it isn't the charming Lucifer. Quite the show you're putting on tonight”
Lucifer smirked, “Ah, Alastor, always a pleasure to see you. And might I say, your wife looks positively radiant this evening. You picked a good one.”
Alastor forced a smile, a natural habit of his that was wearing on him. “Why, thank you, Lucifer. She does tend to have that effect, doesn't she? Though I must say, your interest in her appearance is unexpected.”
“Oh, Alastor, there's no harm in appreciating beauty when it's right in front of you. And your wife is truly a sight to behold.” Lucifer leaned closer, using his elbow to nudge Alastor in the ribs playfully; unaware of the brewing violence in the red demon before him. Or maybe he did know and elected to ignore it. Lucifer did get terribly bored.
Alastor spoke firmly through clenched teeth “Indeed, she is. But I must warn you, Lucifer, my patience wears thin when it comes to matters of the heart.”
“Just engaging in some harmless conversation. Does that bother you?
“Of course, how silly of me to assume otherwise.” Both men quipped back and forth so sarcastically it could've been considered the eight deadly sin.
Returning from aiding the princess, Y/N resumed her place by Alastor’s side and back into the conversation. Unable to contain his jealousy any longer, Alastor put a hand on his wife’s shoulder and looked towards Y/N with a forced smile plastered on his face. "Darling, would you care for a stroll?" he offered, his voice dripping with false sweetness.
Y/N, oblivious to the turmoil raging within her husband, nodded with a smile and waved goodbye to Lucifer. As they walked through the dimly lit corridors of Hell, Alastor's mind seethed with anger and resentment.
Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Alastor halted abruptly and turned to face Y/N. "Tell me, my dear, what is it about Lucifer that captivates you so?" he demanded, his words laced with bitterness.
Y/N's eyes widened in surprise at the sudden change in Alastor's demeanor. "Alastor, what are you talking about? Lucifer is just being friendly," she protested, confusion etched on her face.
"Friendly? Yes, that's one way to put it. Though, his friendliness seems rather... focused, wouldn't you say?"
Y/N glanced at Alastor, sensing the tension in his voice. She attempted to defuse the situation with a reassuring smile.
Y/N: "Alastor, there's no need to worry. You know where my heart lies."
Alastor's smile tightened, his grip on Y/N's hand becoming just a tad too firm.
Alastor: "Of course, my dear. I'm well aware. But it's amusing, isn't it? How Lucifer seems to find you so... intriguing."
Y/N shot Alastor a puzzled look, sensing the underlying resentment in his words.
"Alastor, you're being awfully aggressive. Is something bothering you?"
Alastor's grin widened, but there was a dangerous glint in his eyes as he turned his gaze back to Lucifer.
Alastor: "Bothering me? Not at all, my dear. Just finding it fascinating how Lucifer can't seem to keep his eyes off you. Quite the dilemma, wouldn't you agree?
Alastor refused to be swayed by her words. With a fierce determination, he pulled Y/N flush to his chest and pushed her back against the wall, his grip possessive and demanding. Peering down into her eyes, his own glowed with a dark green hue.
"I'll show you who the better man is, my dear," he growled, his crimson eyes blazing with intensity as he slammed his lips to capture hers. Moaning into the kiss, Y/N slowly brought her hands up to find themselves tangled in Alastor’s red locks.
Trailing his hand up to her waist, Alastor gave it a tight squeeze that made his wife squeak. Chuckling at the reaction, both their lips remained interlocked for what seemed an eternity. Deciding she had enough teasing, Y/N grabbed hold of Alastor’s cane and used its shadows to transport them to their shared bedroom. Taking the hint, Alastor walked their bodies to the king sized bed and laid down on the red silken sheets. Now with back flush against the mattress, Y/N wasted no time in relocking her lips back to her husband's.
Nimble fingers traced up her waist, tugging softly on the waistband of her shorts before suddenly ripping them off of her body. Exposed to the cool air, Y/N let out a gasp of surprise that was quickly replaced with a lewd moan as Alastor traced a knuckle up her clothed core.
“Darling, tsk tsk. We haven’t even begun and you are drenching my fingers through these clothes.” Continuing to drag his finger across her pantie-clad slit, Alastor mumbled the words into the base of her neck.
“Stop–fuck–stop teasing Al.”
“Oh but dear, that’s half the fun.” Despite his words, he obliged her request by removing the offending garment from her body. Working his way down, his face ended between her thighs. His eyes widened at the glittering white gold slick that painted her hole.
“Gorgeous darling, glittering gorgeous.” Diving in, his tongue lapped up all the juices that spilled from her needy cunt. Sucking softly here and there while delving as deep as his tongue would allow(he would not admit to using magic to make it longer), Y/N let out wanton moans and lewd hisses of pleasure. Gripping the sheets beneath her as her eyes remained shut in ecstasy. To make matters worse, or better depending on who you ask, Alastor inserted his finger into her while continuing to feast. He could see her holding back some of her noises, desperate to control her lust.
"Darling, do not hide from me."
"But normally you don't want people to hear--"
"That does not apply today. Let all of Hell and that filthy king know you are mine."
Stretching her open, he added another finger; scissoring her wide. Y/n’s eyes rolled into the back of her head and her body involuntarily shifted away from the overstimulating assault. Taking his other hand, Alastor placed it on her hip and held her in place.
“Unless you would like to be restrained, I insist you remain in place.” Perking up at the thought, Y/N gulped. Being restrained by Alastor’s slick tentacles, forcing her legs open so he could do as he pleased; letting him use them to fill every hole piqued her interest. Perhaps for another time.
The thoughts and stimulation from Alastor’s mouth and his fingers nearly had her cumming, mumbling incoherently for just a bit more to push her over the edge. Smirking, Alastor brought a third finger into her hole, its walls squeezing onto him for dear life. Using his thumb to rub against her clit, the stimulation was bearing nearly too much.
“Go on Y/N. Tell me….tell me how I can only make you feel this good. That even the King of Hell couldn’t make you cum just from his fingers.”
That’s what did it, Y/N felt the coil in her stomach snap as she cried Alastor’s name. Surely, the whole hotel had heard her by now. Just as Alastor wanted. Cum now coated his fingers and the bedsheets below as her high overtook her senses and she saw stars.
Drawing his fingers slowly out of her and bringing them to his lips, Alastor sucked on the white gold juices. Both parties covered in a layer of thin sweat, panting heavily and overcome with arousal. Walking his hands forward till both of his arms caged her in on the bed and she could feel his growing bulge against her thighs, Alastor whispered darkly.
“Now dear, feel like letting Lucifer know how good round two is about to feel?”
#romance#hazbin hotel fandom#answered#vizziepop#radio killed the video star#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel alastor x reader#alastor x reader#alastor smut#smut writing#no plot whatsoever#hazbin hotel smut#alastor x you#hazbin alastor x reader#Hazbin Hotel smut#jealous alastor#jealousy#take that depression#help me this fandom has a hold on my soul#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#the radio demon#radiostatic#radioapple#cursed cat alastor#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x y/n#lucifer smut
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the canon of dunmeshi makes it easy to imagine farcille with marcille as the perpetually pining party ready and willing to violate the most fundamental laws of nature for the woman she is utterly, irrevocably in love with. but.
the idea of marcille doing everything she does under the impression that falin is just her dearest most special friend that she loves with the normal platonic intensity of all girl besties while newly re-resurrected falin is shaking laios in their shared bedroom at the earliest opportunity trying to spark their two brain cells together to figure out if marcille, who she has been desperately crushing on since magic school, is actually in lesbians with her and just denser than a neutron star is infinitely funnier so that's the version of reality i subscribe to
(to sweeten the pot this makes marcille being obsessed with romantic drama and effortlessly spinning a character study of chilchuck's wife based solely on two sentences, her knowledge of him as a co-worker, and the power of her own delusions so much funnier too. too busy working that maxed out delusion stat on her unfortunate partymates to look inward for two seconds)
#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#falin touden#farcille#mine#i think im such a sucker for this bc canon falin is everybody's dream girl (or framed in such a way that it is exceedingly easy to see#what would make one fall in love with her) that the idea of her actually being the one nursing a massive embarrassing crush is so amusing#plus it comes with a side of laios being her closest confidant and my man being no help whatsoever in discerning whether marcille is#overprotective in a gay way or not#it's about the pining autism swagger dreamgirl + oblivious pathetic cringefail losergirl you get it you understand
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stupid gag i thought up
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#odogaron's art#poor thing got cracked like a glowstick </2#didn't even help the situation whatsoever
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i will never be convinced on rhysand the better high lord when tamlin opened his court to refugees during amarantha's reign, began celebrating festivities that didn't belong to spring just so they'd feel at home, played for them too with his silly fiddle omg, refused to send his people beyond the wall until he was desperate, felt them die because their bond as subject and high lord was just too great (sarah's words not mine), even buried a lesser fae in his court after he was brutalized by amarantha, dug the ground with his haaaands, said lesser fae wasn't even his subject but he offered him peace and company during his death anyway. then there's mister change takes time over here, has his people living in harsh conditions in camps, under a mountain where they cannot leave because they're more weapons than people. so if you were born anywhere in his court that's not velaris sucks to suck i guess.
don't even get me started on his family being in charge while he was gone for 50 yrs because their circus troupe didn't do squat either. cassian is a privileged boy who has lost all emotional connection to his own people. idk what azriel does besides do a job he doesn't even want to do and mope around i guess. morrigan hates her people, morrigan 'i'm the exception, everybody evil except for me and i will make no effort to change anything bc im too pretty for that'. amren. amren wtf even is she doing in the night court. not even from the lands and she's already named second in command, that's all i have to know about the high lord. what is she commanding? *in damian's voice* she doesn't even go here!!!
tamlin did more for spring and people from other courts in those fifty years than the ic will ever consider doing for the night court. morrigan couldn't lift a pinkie, if you mention doing anything for hewn city she'd start whining throwing up waa waa waa, grown ass woman. cassian kisses the dirt rhysand steps on, if he says bark he out here 🐕. amren is just there for shits and giggles. azriel.
so if anyone sat on their asses it's rhysand and his ragtag group of powerful people who don't do shit with it. illyrians still suffer in the camps, hewn city still trapped in a mountain where abuse is the norm. and they aaaalll stiiill haaaate youuur aaaasss 💥💥💥💥💥
#court of dreams fitting because their asses so far up the clouds they dont get back down#and feyre fits right in#with the people who dont take responsibility whatsoever#“this shit is so... ass” –nc citizens probably#anti night court#anti inner circle#anti rhysand#anti feyre#night court blink if you need help 😔#acotar readers blink if you need help#bc rhysand put on a paper 'i am the greatest high lord' and it brainwashed feyre AND THE READERS 😭#AND THIS IS WHY TAMLIN IS THE GOAT#MY HIGH LORD ‼️‼️‼️#wdym he played fiddle with the ppls...#he was... the people's... princess.... 😔#pro tamlin
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Ok so I‘ve heard it’s mentioned that Tyelpë has dark hair but HEAR ME OUT-
Celebrimbor with silver hair from Miriel.
Gil Galad with silver hair from Eärwen.
Celebrian with silver hair from Celeborn.
Silver hair is seen as a rarity, so when the king and his cousins walk anywhere together, they make a *sight.*
But when he joins, it’s Elrond who turns the most heads, an unnatural beauty courtesy of his great grandmother (and the Finwëan genetics aren’t half bad either.) He’s somewhat of an introvert and Does Not Like This but Celebrian and co find it hilarious.
#Elrond trying to hide behind the three of them hoping their Shining Silver Hair TM will hide him#this does not work#and these three are no help whatsoever 😂#The four of them were besties I take no argument#silmarillion#tolkien#elrond#celebrian#celebrimbor#gil galad#ereinion gil galad#silm#silm headcanons#second age#Finwëan family dynamics
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i love south park the show famously about four best friends who have sleepovers and are super nice to each other all the time amen
#this sat in my drafts for a bit beacuse i wasnt sure how i felt about it#but you know what ? lifes too short man#post that art !!!!#there is subliminal messaging here if you dont look that hard whatsoever btw#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#the broship#i love tagging that it helps no one but idc teehee#south park#south park fanart#sp fanart#zoot.posts#zoot.draws
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the face of a man whose entire inner monologue is currently 'elim when will you learn that this is always always what happens when you think with your ajan'
"I can't believe I'm going to die surrounded by subpar human interior design and didn't even get laid for it. maybe Tain was right after all"
#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#garashir#elim garak#funniest part of the episode for me was when he loudly went 'I'd give you two some privacy if I could'#while VERY obviously keeping his eyes laser focused on julian making out with someone the whole time#I don't think garak has any dignity left on this whatsoever he'll settle for the merest scraps fhdskaj I feel so bad for him help this man#shoutout to avery brooks for chewing the scenery in the background. when no one's got me etc.
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I had a dream last night where Crisis Core happened, but the events were spaced out with SpongeBob time stamps. The most memorable ones were in Nibelheim, where Sephiroth finds out about Jenova at the reactor, and then the narrator goes "ONE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LATER" and it cuts to Sephiroth at the library. Then the narrator goes "ONE MENTAL BREAKDOWN LATER" and it cuts to Nibelheim on fire. Then the narrator goes "HE SHOULD'VE BEEN HELD AS A CHILD" and it cuts to Sephiroth lovingly talking to Jenova. And then Zack ran in and he's like "Sephiroth you won't get away with this!" and Sephiroth goes "Haha yes I will" and then the narrator goes "ONE ANGRY TWINK LATER" and it cuts to Cloud yeeting Sephiroth to his death.
#dream dictionary.org was no help whatsoever#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#crisis core#sephiroth
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#How to Look Like You’re Walking With Purpose When Really You Have No Purpose Whatsoever#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice
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*Me a medical student reading Batman 138*
What the actual fuck? DOES THIS WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN'S BIOCHEMISTRY?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO "FALL IN LOVE" AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHEN ADRENALINE IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF FALLING IN LOVE AND HAVING KIDS!!!
*10 mins later*
ADRENALINE?? ARE U FCKING FR???
*40 mins later*
I COULD SPEND AN ENTIRE MONTH ON WHY THIS IS MEDICALLY SO WRONG AND IT WILL NOT BE ENOUGH!!!
#He'll not be able to even have sex??#No. thoughts. behind. those fuckes. whatsoever#bruh what if he's allergic or smth??#what let him die if he had peanut butter allergy??#good job helping his genes to be passed brucie#No kids whatsoever#Batman is the worst thing that happened to jason todd#jason todd#wayne family adventures#robin dick grayson#batman comics#damian al ghul#batbros#batboys#batman#batdad#batfam incorrect quotes#bat family#batfam#batfam shenanigans#batfamily#batsiblings#dc batfam#dc red hood#redhood#red hood#under the red hood#dick and jason#jason peter todd#poor jason
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#I haven’t processed this episodes whatsoever#especially not the end#but oh my god#running through the airport on your wedding night with your equally excited wife#to help your brother stop his ex boyfriend from leaving the country#it’s really something#last twilight#last twilight the series#mygif
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I thought after 10+ years of war and especially 2+ years of all out genocidal massacre accompanied by fascist frenzie inside russia itself, and then especially after Navalny's death, his team, now led by his wife, would have the common human decency to at least stop whining about how mean Ukrainians are being to them on the internet, and how it's only personally Putin alone who is waging the war and massacring people, and how bad Ukrainians are for hurting their precious great russian feelings... but no. I guess that only dying from a missile strike on their home, having lost friends and relatives at the frontline/under occupation/to similar missile strikes, can a Ukrainian understand all the depth of the pain of a russian's hurt fee-fees for not being worshipped as a saint because that russian personally at some point thought to themself or EVEN whispered under their breath, "no to war". Or "** ** ***", as they say.
Burn in hell. The few russians who do actually do something, unlike you, deserve a better representation. And those other few who are afraid to do something but also oppose the war, at least have the humanity to not whine about Ukrainians not liking to be genocided.
The rest of you belong in the same hell pit as Putin.
#the way navalnaya is praised as some sort of hero while all she's been trying to do is to stop other countries from helping ukraine#while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER to stop putin#who she's solely blaming for the war#the sheer audacity is incredible
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in a way. In a very subtle way. Color is deku coded
#I-In the sense that….!#he’d be willing to sacrifice his own health and safety#in order to benefit others#despite no benefits for himself whatsoever#deku broke multiple limbs to help todoroki find himself#knowing that there were low chances of him winning afterward#guys#kills self#yapping
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My toxic trait is that whenever i see crafts i have zero knowledge of or experience with, my first thought is "i totally teach myself that"
#brought to you by me seeing someone making stuffed toys by hand and wanting to learn asap#i have no skill whatsoever no idea who to ask for help but is that going to stop me?#i have what i like to call crafting hubris#i live in the illustion that i can teach myself any skill#is this true? maybe not but it's not going to stop me#cris speaks
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