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Yeah I guess you don't need a helmet Dick, not like you'd ever be shot in the head or fall on a rock or anything of the sort.
#dick grayson#nightwing#peacemaker#christopher smith#dc comics#tuesday spoilers#and obviously i am joking#i know dc can't put a helmet on their pretty boy and cover up his hair#but it is funny how many head injuries he's had in comics#but like even in the 40s where him and bruce got captured and put in death traps like ever issue#they were mostly knocked out by being bonked on the head too
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Puscifer just released a remix single featuring a remix by James.
#finally the gays can listen to puscifer#thanks james#james iha#puscifer#audio#Spotify#and obviously i am joking
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#green arrow#oliver queen#fake tweets#things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well#I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental#also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace#just in case it's ever relevant to a case#and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions#also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex#but it just didn't sound right to me#also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here#Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs#albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs#obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges#and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke#anyway hope you enjoyed!
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I am not here to police anyone’s characterisation, but I will just say I wish more people would acknowledge that Mumbo isn’t just anxious he is also
1. full of violence
2. Autistic
3. homosexual to his very core
#this is a joke post if you could not tell by the jokey format#obligatory I am obviously talking about the character and not the content creator tag#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#mcyt#the void collection
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Merlin is dying of laughter off-screen, obviously
#I had to look up whether toast existed in medieval times#I mean obviously it did but I doubt it was called just toast#anyways we’ve all seen before that I am prone to creative license#cut to British elementary school for the sake of a Sherlock joke#my art#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#merthur
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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead
but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open
#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it#jin guangyao#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking#i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom#and with this book#almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy#even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs#but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun#(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist#an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist#whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate#the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose#to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact
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I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making
#by 'making' i mean i brought the idea up as a joke this afternoon and then we got really really into it and wrote a bunch of concepts up#i think we're actually going to do it#dear god#(we decided the routes will be Henry#Will#Mike (corpse version)#and Springtrap#NO ANIMATRONICS THOSE ARE CHILDREN#(at least the fnaf 1 animatronics are)#we thought up a joke ending where if you try and hit on the animatronics the FBI arrests you#read the tags#fnaf#if anyone wants to hear about this. tell me. i am Eager to share the concepts.#we don't know what to call it#right now the doc we're writing the script on is called 'uh oh spaghettios peepaw mode'#and obviously we can't call it that#i wanted to call it Five Nights With Divorced Dads#but Mike isnt a divorced dad
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i can't read too many good comics in 1 day or i get overwhelmed by positive emotions and how much i love comics, that's why dc outputs so much trash. to protect me.
#obviously this is a joke#anwyay i read some good lexcorp talia and batwing today and am having feelings#dc comics
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What is it with fantasy high and girls dying before their lives ever began. How we can never really know who they are, or who they could’ve been. Brennan Lee Mulligan I will find you
#ramblings#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#lucy frostblade#yea yea this is obviously about Lucy. but also..#um#penelope everpetal#(collective booing from the crowd)#(I am dragged off the stage)#jokes aside tho#they both have that quality of haunting a narrative (Penelope specifically in the seven and Lucy in fhjy)#they’re gone. their stories are over. and yet#they have a hold over the ones they left behind#we will never truly know Lucy past anecdotes and old stories#penelope was an array of false faces and honestly? we’ll never know her either. all we’ve got is that old picture of her and Sam#and obviously Lucy was kinder. she definitely didn’t deserve what happened to her#while you could argue Penelope got what was coming for her#but the fact remains#Lucy Frostblade and Penelope Everpetal we’re both teenage girls who we can only catch glimpses of. forever#in some ways#they’re the same. dead girls who never fully leave. their ghosts still visible in the corner of your eyes#anyway rant over I’m just obsessed with d20 girls and I can draw parallels from anywhere#I might make a more… comprehensive post about this one day who knows
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Literally all of Faiths mommy issues could have been fixed if she literally just got to meet Jenny Calendar
#I’m only mostly joking on this#like I don’t think she’d necessarily stay on the ‘good’ side but it would certainly be so much more complex#and it would be more to add into Buffy and Faith not getting along because of Buffy and Jenny’s complex relationship#PLUS MORE JENNY CALENDAR LITERALLY CALL ME GILES CAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HER#and you know Jenny would NEVER EVER let Faith live alone in that motel#clearly I am completely sane about this and barely even think about this#obviously#faith lehane#jenny calendar#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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was rereading fight club and yeah yeah gun phallus metaphor but you don't even need to do a 10 step psychosexual analysis to come to this conclusion. the book just says it.
#like it was obvious from the start#but this is just too much. tyler is doing my job for me#how am i meant to feel smart about seeing the gay sex subtext in fight club if its not even subtext. its just text#all jokes obviously but i cannot believe i missed this the first few times#fight club#tyler durden#narrator fight club#soapshipping
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The 2 sides of the IHNMAIMS fandom:
Side A:
Harlan Ellison crafted this story in order to warn us that the selfishness and greeds of humanity will ultimately lead to our downfall and the machinations we created and manipulate to our wills can and will end and force us to suffer, if we don't end ourselves first.
Side B:
damn i want am so bad
#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#this is obviously a joke. don't attack me over this.#i think i know which one i am#do you?
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i'm deactivating the moment twst reveals:
— vil's dad
— ace's big brother
— rook's siblings/parents
— malleus' parents/grandma
— cater's sisters
— farena and his wife
— jack's little siblings
— mama & papa leech and mama ashengrotto
— kalim's siblings
— mama and papa zigvolt
— silver's parents
especially the first three i mean HAHA come on twst you don't want me rummaging through your data files and twirls hair and pins you to the wall. i'll be here for years!! maybe even forever!! who knows who knows!! i mean it's not gonna happen!! haha twst hear me out. please.
#i'm vv delusional#as in VERY delusional#use me as bait i'm willing to sacrifice an ounce of my dna just to see rook's siblings#don't even get me started on the better trappola#I'M JOKING NOT MY SCRUNKLY ACE HE'S BETTER (unless)#blaire have you not learned from speaking too much#no no i don't obviously hello#I AM MANIFESTING SO HARD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH!!! (they're ruining it)#DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN THEY DROP (they won't)#twisted wonderland#twst
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Nevermind I regret watching dnp now WHAT DO U MEAN I HAVE 18 YEARS OF LORE TO CATCH UP TO. Being a phannie is not even a job anymore its a full career plus retirement
#dan and phil#my ramblings#obviously joking here i am having too much fun cringing alongside everyone else#as well as reading up all the detective level shithappening here#Lena’s journey to becoming obsessed with the british
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reason why i should not be single: i exude this energy
reason why i should be single: i exude this energy
#hope this helps#also this is obviously a joke#i am married#happily married#it’s almost TOO happy#isn’t that right gali#one piece shitpost#one piece meme#one piece academy#donquixote rosinante#corazon one piece
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According to the FEH writers Kiran's rizz is truly unparalled and I love that for her
#Feh#feheroes#shitpost#fire emblem heroes#ginnungagap#summoner kiran#This is just a joke she has actually negative rizz but#Let's just pretend she's so cringefail she actually manages to charm her way into the hearts of all eldritch gods#She's obviously still only romantically interested in Grima but I get to draw things that are funny to me#I am cringe but free
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