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[roseaesynstylae]

A Collection of Posts about the Jedi, Part 1

I am pro-Jedi and interested in worldbuilding. Here are some a lot of posts I've found on Tumblr. Some are long, some are short, all are interesting. Hopefully you'll find them helpful, inspiring, and/or useful. There's also my collection of fics, My Favorites of Jedi Appreciation.

They're not really in any order, but they are roughly grouped by subject.

Edit: I'm just going to keep updating and organizing this with any interesting posts I find.

Here is Part Two, as Tumblr made me split it.

Jedi Defense

why the jedi couldn't walk away from the republic

Debunking more myths in the GFFA: the Jedi and the clones.

Mace Windu

before the acolyte releases

agape love

i would not want a romantic relationship if i was a jedi

the jedi did everything they could

jedi are aro

When a Star Wars writer engages with the material but not the narrative.

jedi and attachment

jedi and attachment 2

jedi and dbt

in defense of the jedi

the je'daii order

shmi skywalker adhered to the jedi code more than anakin ever did

Attachment Theory and Master Yoda - the Jedi Way to Security

The Parallels Between Antisemitism and Certain Arguments Against the Jedi

Jedi do not steal children

Some basic points to remember

Color and Jedi

Jedi as peacekeepers

Three flaws in the Jedi order you can concede

in defense of the jedi 2

The Jedi Council were reasonable in the Wrong Jedi Arc actually

The Jedi are not out of touch

An analogy

A defense of Ki-Adi-Mundi

Every instance of touch between a Jedi and another physical being

Jedi are allowed to visit their families

Jedi are allowed to leave the order

Jedi do not steal children 2

Kanan and Hera are not against the rules

Mace and his troops

Jedi do not steal children 3

Why the Council couldnt've prevented Order 66

1000 Jedi isn't a lot

The Jedi aren't corrupt & slavery isn't their fault

Padme, the Jedi and slavery

Prosset Dibs is a moron

"Jedi-Friendly" bashing of the Council is not a thing

Yes, the Jedi have flaws (everything has flaws)

Jedi and compassion (+ Ki-Adi-Mundi)

Mace Windu is a compassionate person

The Jedi aren't eugenicists (that's the Kaminoans)

Padawans are not child soldiers

Debunking the lightsaber vs bullet thing

Legends!Luke is not better than the PT Jedi

Jedi Culture

psychometry

jedi culture

martial arts

jedi-as-family

Guide to Jedi Ranking Terminology

jedi "labels"

jedi melting pot

jedi gifts

jedi healers

jedi culture 2

young jedi

jedi and taxes

jedi sects

jedi weddings

jedi robes

jedi order corps and subdivisions

jedi order bureaucratic structure

Jedi robe significations

Jedi clothing

Jedi Temple Guards

Jedi culture 3

Feelings soaking in

Jedi and teaching

Jedi are empaths

Bag of flour and the 212th

Plo Koon

Jedi debates

Jedi views on blood ties in Lucasfilm canon

Other faiths in the order

Jedi meeting their bio families

Different adoption scenarios

Jedi music

Telekinesis

Jedi healers

Jedi and emotions

Padawan attire and conduct

Jedi younglings

[jinnie-ret]

skz with a 9th member who grew up in england so sometimes they use slang they dont understand or sometimes their british accent gets really strong when theyre tired or drunk and the boys think its funny.

it's a brit thing

stray kids x ninth member!reader (platonic)

genre: fluff

content warnings: swearing, alcohol mentions

word count: 1.2k

summary: the boys find it hard to understand their british member a lot of the time...

Hi! Sorry for such a late response to your ask! Loved writing this one! Love to my fellow British Stays. Also I love a Yorkshire accent, just putting that out there haha...

As always, like, reblog if you enjoyed, and my asks are open for any requests you may have. And let me know if you'd like to be tagged when I post :)

MAIN MASTERLIST

aka five times the real brit in y/n appeared

1) tired

You were tired, so tired. After a long flight back from LA to Seoul, all you wanted to do was get back to the dorms and go to sleep. Just simply get out of the airport, get into the cars, and listen to some music before ultimately entering a calm, unconscious state.

Yet with the experience of the paparazzi and screaming fans awaiting you, your plans were ruined. They swarmed you, and even as you formed your usual chain amongst the rest of the members and your security it didn't stop the flash of the cameras blaring in your face and fans getting too handsy.

Other times it would overwhelm you but this time it was just annoying. You would say you were just agitated, but the boys thought you were grumpy.

"Oh no, she's grumpy," Seungmin teased from beside you as you squeezed into the back between him and Changbin.

"Fucking twats the lot of them," you grunted in English, digging through your backpack for your airpods as your northern British accent came out.

"That wasn't Korean but I'm not entirely sure that was English either..." Changbin said with wide eyes, only vaguely recognising the swear word and nothing else.

"Chan can you translate?" Jeongin asked curiously, watching as you entered a calmer state when you started playing music.

"Basically she's annoyed at the paps and fans," Chan laughed after translating what you said.

"T-twateu?" Jeongin tested out, and your music just happened to go silent before changing to the next song, meaning you heard what he said.

"You what?!?"

2) vlive

It was time for your bimonthly vlive, which Stays managed to guess when you'd go live, getting used to your system of interacting with them.

"There aren't really a lot of British idols out there, are there?" you chatted with the fans, face near the screen as your eyes squinted to read the comments, forgetting to wear your glasses.

"Haha! Yes Han is our honorary British member," you laughed as you read the comments, hand going over your mouth.

"Wait doesn't Jennie from Blackpink speak with a British accent?" you double checked you theory with the fans, letting out a successful cheer when they confirmed your thoughts.

"Yes!!! Up the Brits! There are too many Aussies I swear..."

"Teach us some British phrases? Okay hmmm, what can I teach my Stays?" you wondered, tapping your chin comically.

"You can say 'I'm gutted', which means you're really upset about something, like you're so sad you feel it in your gut. Or, 'I'm knackered', which means you're tired. Or you're 'pissed off', which means you're angry," you explained to the Stays, frowning when they started saying you sweared on vlive, the staff now staring at you awkwardly.

"Ani, ani, no, no," you pointed to the camera, fake scolding the fans, "I don't think it's swearing, right?"

3) drunk

You and the boys had been out drinking, celebrating the promotions for Case 143. And let's just say, you had a few too many, at least you weren't the only one.

"I'm fucking hammered mate," you slurred, stumbling into Minho who wrinkled his nose at your alcohol breath as all 8 of you walked home from the bar.

"Hammered?" Han asked curiously, his doe eyes somehow more apparent in his intoxicated state.

"Like tkk tkk?" Hyunjin tested, pretending to hammer a nail as he recognised the tool name.

"I'm trollied, I'm so out of it, mate," you giggled, facepalming yourself, well, you thought you did and then realised you accidentally smacked Felix in the face, collapsing on the ground in a fit of giggles.

"Y/Nnie, get uppppp," Felix groaned, rubbing his face drunkenly as he tried to pull you up.

"She's speaking nonsense," Jeongin said with wide eyes.

"Not until you can understand me," you poked Felix in the chest with each word.

"Yah, you're so touchy tonight, Y/N," Changbin laughed at your slow yet somehow affectionate movements as he and Chan lifted you up, you clinging onto their arms for balance.

"That makes me sound so noncey," it was your turn to wrinkle your nose.

"No one can understand you right now, and we are fluent in English," Chan laughed as he supported most of your weight and gestured to Felix next to him.

"I'm too wankered," you groan, now feeling the headache set in and just wanting to be in bed.

"Woah, what did she say?" Seungmin pulled a confused face, his features scrunching up.

"She's uncontrollable," Minho said bemusedly.

4) school memories

In a new episode of SKZ Code, they were all back to school, dressed in different school uniforms.

"Why is Y/N's uniform so different?" Han pointed out.

"It's cute, though," Hyunjin cooed.

"This is what we'd wear," you do a cute spin in your dark green checkered dress, white socks, dolly shoes and bows in your hair. Of course, you wore a green cardigan with it, representing the colour of the uniform designated by your primary school.

Then you went onto other school experiences, and the boys were interested to hear about how yours differed.

"And then, around Easter time, we'd sing a song like this. 'One mother hen sat on four little eggs'," you began singing, doing actions alongside that you remember being taught by your teachers.

"'Keeping them warm in her little egg nest, then one day she heard a crack!'" you widened your eyes as you mimicked the egg cracking with your hands, the boys giggled at this.

"'And a little voice said as the egg was hatched... I'm a spring chicken! I'm yellow and small...'" you sang the song, the mood becoming more joyful as the boys clapped in time for you and you stood doing the actions.

"'Chicken, I'm a chicken! And I'm having a ball!'" you excitedly finished, a big grin present on your face as you flapped your 'wings'.

"Wahh, that's too cute, surely?" Changbin thought it was adorable, copying the last line.

"Maybe Y/N should replace Bbokari!" Lee Know smirked.

"No!" Felix yelled out laughing, hand over his heart.

You carried on reflecting on your experiences.

"Or at our schools we'd be sorted into different coloured houses," you informed everyone.

"Harry Potter! Harry Potter!" Seungmin cheered.

"Woah, so you went to Hogwarts?" Jeongin gasped, a playful look on his face.

"No, I was in yellow house," you I formed, folding your arms.

"Hufflepuff!" Chan pointed at you.

"Noooo," you shook your head, gosh, how did you deal with them on a daily basis?

5) accent

Y/N was on the phone, talking to her friends from back home.

"The British accent really is... woah," Felix whispered to Hyunjin who nodded.

"So pretty," he added on.

"It's kinda, sexy?" Han wiggled his eyebrows, trying to copy what you were saying.

Ah yes, the Y/N simp line, back at it again.

This was all caught on a SKZ talker, and British stays had a field day with it in the comments.

Why is it so funny that the boys think a broad Yorkshire accent is sexy

The boys think it sounds pretty? I'm flying to Seoul rn brb or maybe not

I just googled how to be Y/N

Y/N got bitches but no one here notices me and we literally sound the same lmao, tough times

tagged: @skz-streamer @kiraisastay @hannahhbahng @backintomykpopphaseagain

[neil-gaiman]

i'm unsure if this is meant for you or david arnold but you seem to have an easier mode of being able to be asked questions about things so here it goes;

i'm a music major, one can't really tell but i am, and i'm a literature minor as well, so i love books. i read good omens and watched the show in 2019, and when season 2 came out in 2023 i had already been through two semesters of music theory and ear training (basically being able to understand and analyze music in its own language and prospects. i'm sure you know this to some level). when the season 2 sound track came out, it was in the middle of last semester, where i was taking my third semester of music theory and ear training and i listened to it on repeat for about two months straight.

my question is this: are the musical motifs within the soundtrack tied to the greater narrative in any way? characters? characters and their relationships with others? i've noticed some (such as the high pitched violin coming in around aziraphale's internal realizations, and decisions, or the deep chime whenever crowley is inherently relevent, or the bagpipes when we go to edenborough). if so, did you have any input on these? do you have any explanation to any of them, or is it just david being a magical genius?

thank you for teaching me a little more about music in the process and for making this past semester a little easier. i now go onto my fourth with stronger ears because of it. thank you! <3

You would have to talk to David Arnold.

[neptunes-sol-angel]

Can they match your freak? 👀 Think of a person that you're interested in, then pick the picture that you feel drawn to the most to find the corresponding message about how the sexual chemistry would be like between you guys.

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Pile One

The person on your mind comes across as formal, polite, but not interested in being in everyone’s face or being the center of attention. They could be considered a bit odd, maybe the timeline in which their beliefs, speech, and hobbies are not common in their age group. They could be assumed as a nerd because of how serious they take most things, like if you were to joke with them or use sarcasm, they’ll turn what’s not supposed to be literal into something pragmatic which is kind of cute in an innocent way. But they’re not rude or dismissive, because if you stick with them long enough they’ll eventually catch up with your sense of humor, even if the jokes don’t land, the fact that they’re trying makes it hilarious. They’re great at guiding people and teaching someone without looking down on others. They could come from a big family and are actually really nurturing and considerate which leaves them feeling more selective with who they choose to be their friend or romantic partner, and are content with spending a lot of time alone. They’re really “slow moving”, they don’t like to be rushed in anything, and for a good reason. They don’t like to compromise their stability, and love to have a work-life balance, even if they are an overachiever.

When it comes to doing the deed, it feels like intimacy is heightened because it feels as if you’re with a whole different person. Their sexual energy feels electric and eccentric. I feel like they’re a music junkie. They’re a lover of all genres, but pay attention mostly to the artists and bands that don’t get a lot of appreciation. I keep picking up on music theory, which could of course hint more about what they like to learn about, but I see this more as them effortlessly knowing the right note, the right rhythm, and the right scale to successfully lead their partners into an orgasm. They’re absolutely magical with their fingers, but feral with their stamina. They’re competitive when it comes to showing their partner who can go round for round, and they’re determined to make sure they’re at the top. Speaking of top, they love to be dominant in the bedroom. Their sex talks chains and whips! Just kidding, but it’s an art for them to see the many ways in how pain brings their partner pleasure. They’re down for almost anything in sex, as long as it’s consensual. Outdoor sex could be a favorite of theirs. Should you have sex with them? I feel that sex with them will be better than anything if you’ve had with anyone else, which can be addictive. Make sure that the relationship is something solid with this person, if it’s a situationship, it can be problematic, especially around issues with possessiveness, unhealthy attachments, and a lack of boundaries.

Pile Two

Sol cherubs…I’m sorry but I’m going to have to roast this person. I feel like they’re the kind to wine and dine a person. Dinner dates are nice, yes, but this person is very cheap, and likes to do the bare minimum while thinking that the other party should give them something back in return. They talk themselves up a lot, and could even get carried away with dirty talk in the bed because THEY think they’re doing something. Like this person could think that they’re a total freak, but their sex talks vanilla…They do basic positions, they’re repetitive, which is not the problem, the problem is that it’s not doing anything for the other person, and the only thing freaky about them is their gross personality. They’re self-serving, it’s not to say that you can’t experience pleasure with this person in sex, but if you expect for them to care about making sure that you finish too, don’t. They’re cheap with their wallet and in the bedroom. DO NOT have sex with this person, you won’t feel satisfied, and their energy in general is creepy and the epitome of what a loser looks like. If they’re a man, they have a toxic patriarchal mindset, weak in reality, but prowls for individuals who they think that they can control. They’re an energy vampire. Sex is an ego booster for them. It excites them more when they come across a person who’s strong in personality, or harbors a lot of potential to be a star, so that they can seduce them in order to feel better about themselves.

Sex should be an equal thing, where both parties are respected, having fun, and feeling good. You should both feel empowered rather than seeing it as taking power from another person. I’m also getting the feeling that this could be a past person for certain individuals. The message is also for you guys to know that sex isn’t supposed to be a shameful thing either if you’re still in regret about giving it to the wrong individual or even individuals. You’re not less of a person because you had sex so don’t let anyone try to punish you for it, and that includes yourself. Heal the negative beliefs you have about sex within yourself by not seeing yourself as a body count, limiting yourself to people who don’t satisfy you, and to trust in yourself to keep your stance in not doing something if you don’t want to just because someone gave you something and speaking up about what you want and how you want to be treated.

Pile Three

The person on your mind is spontaneous. You could play hard to get with them on the outside, but on the inside they’re very alluring to you, and lowkey they know this. Your chemistry in general with this person is breathtaking, if you aren’t a couple, people wonder why you aren’t one yet because of how close you guys are with each other and how obvious your attraction towards one another is. There’s heavy sexual tension here, partly because of how racy things get when you guys flirt with each other or how compatible you guys are to the point where you feel comfortable just yapping about almost anything, and the other part being the elephant in the room, which is something just feels forbidden about this relationship. Maybe this is a coworker which I understand why it wouldn’t be appropriate. You could consider this person a goofball, someone you always have fun with, or can count on to put a smile on your face, but the friendship between you guys is strong. Y’all get each other emotionally and are generally supportive, I would be shocked if you guys weren’t best friends. I’m not even picking up their individual sexual energy, my intuition just keeps pointing to how it would be if you guys were to ever have an encounter. I just keep getting “yes, yes!, YES!” go for it with this person, because it doesn’t feel at all like something you would regret. Ya’ll complete each other in so many ways that it just feels right. The sexual chemistry would be stable, you wouldn’t get bored of each other because it brings you guys closer rather than apart. This won’t be for everyone, but some people in the pile might have a theme of knowing right then and there that this is the person that they would want to spend the rest of their life with. Be wary though if you aren’t in the position of wanting to have kids or having enough to support a child, because you guys are going to be on each other like rabbits.

[urautismdiagnosis-wistie]

Peso

Edit: THIS DESIGN IS OLD AND I JIST WANNA SHARE THAT I THINK I DRAW HIM BETTER NOW 🗣 enjoy the post tho lol

Peso my lil Habibi <3 <3 <3

hes just a top tier character

my Hispanic coded son, mylil guy who's learning how to believe in himself

i just I lovepeso guys he's so pure and supportive and caring and lighthearted and silly and he's really doing his best??

he could probably cure my mentally illness with a bandage I'm sure

imgonna be so real I think he has game tho, like I'm 300% he could pull any maiden

he can become friends with like any sea creature too probably

hes my hero and my son and I think he low-key judges everyone internally

cuz like idk if y'all have met people who refuse to swear out loud verbally and hate confrontation, but the internal dialogue omg

i just know one of these days if he gets pushed too far hes gonna threaten someone with his slappity flippers

like y'all know the look birds do where they just sideye you??

that glance???

i think he does that whenever people do things that are stupid

like he loves them all dearly but shellington why would you touch The THing That Will Hurt you, no shellington you cant eat that for science-

Also I think he and dashi would listen to music together i think they might spend evenings relaxing together. I mean their rooms are right next to eachother so like I'm sure they've had some lovely little evening conversations and stuff 🥰 i can just imagine dashi tryna teach peso yoga and like 😩🙏his penguin body wasn't built for it but he still slays

Hes like the little sibling but in the actually I am the most mature way???

I think its cuz he looks up to alot of the other members (altho he's definitely gotten alot more confident as the show has progressed) but he also like..

He gives me the vibes of the oldest sibling of not just the siblings but of all the cousins??? This might just be me projecting but like why did u even become a medic for such a wide range of medical creatures and sign up to join the newly formed highly experimental water nasa???

I think he probably had alot of high expectations on himself because everyone just always believed he could do anything. And that sounds super supportive in theory but when ur like tryna be the oldest and first one to support ur family and everyone is always looking at u because like.. most other people in ur family are younger or ehatever.. that pressure and extra attention can cause alot of perfectionism and high self standards

That mixed with being The Caretaker in your family especially as a child is a pretty good recipe for getting anxious about any big goal in your life and how others perceive you. I think he tried to like humble himself by saying oh no I'm not really capable of all those amazing things so pls don't have those huge expectations hahaha but then it just turned into not believing in himself as much???

Also we slay genuinely caring and kind people having alot of pent up frustration they never show because they love everyone too much. It still hurts inside tho.

Anyways uhhhhhhhhhhh this totally ain't me projectin or anythin.

also hes like a mixed kid, but he's mostly gentoo penguin id say based on my own design

speaking of penguins I think that their homes would be actually made of stone lol. Their homes would have like different smaller homes for privacy around like communal areas.. they still gotta deal with predstors like albatross or ehstever tho. But their albatross for example might work in groups or even be larger.

Friendly reminder my lore for the octonauts is a bit different than the Canon. Sure People People being like hunted is wayyyy less common than irl but They're basically still playing their evolutionary roles kinda like how we see with sea otters in the show.

I'm gonna make the post for their social norms and etc on this within the next few days actually lol but back to peso

Do u guys ever think peso wouldve jumpscared the crew by being like "oh no the shelf is too tall!" And then busting out the "hey did you know that penguin legs are just folded and much horrifically longer than ud think they are?" On them 😩🙏

"Wh- why would ye show me this??"

" because no one will ever believe you"

Hes very sweet but I think he deserves to be a little bit of a sneaky sht

If uve made it this far thanks for reading the brainrot I hope it was comprehensible pls lmk ur headcanons about him cuz I need more ngl

[fairyhaos]

seventeen as teachers

requested by @weird-bookworm ! it's a little to the left of what you asked but i hope it's alright anyway ><

masterlist

seungcheol

architecture professor. kind of thanks to physics!cheol anon for this idea but he really encourages hands-on learning especially for his subject, and he draws big diagrams on the board and gestures wildly with his hands as he's explaining why the models work and what do the students think of it? also he definitely gives vibes of someone who high fives the students when their models withstand his shaking tests, but also laughs and claps when they fall apart. because it's all about learning, isn't it? and he's with you to help you learn every step of the way. 

jeonghan

kindergarten teacher. cannot for the life of him handle kids older than that because then they get too tricksy and talkative for him and he gets tired too easily to deal with that. actually really good at handling the toddlers. he's also very pretty so all the kids unironically hang onto his every word, basically making him the god at keeping children in line. when he gets too tired of running around after them he just goes “kids :((( jeonghan is tired :(((“ and they immediately settle down to do something else

joshua

music teacher (1). he's a total department crush (and even school-wide crush) amongst the other teachers because he's so pretty and so kind, always and accidentally keeps making teachers fall for him bc he talks to them so nicely w that pretty smile of his. renowned for his ability to compose melodies on the piano on the spot, and always has students wanting him to help (cough compose for them) parts of their composition work. no one knows what he does outside of work, though. it's like he disappears into thin air after school finishes. 

junhui

gives me eccentric uni professor vibes. sits on his desk with his feet dangling and asks all sorts of strange and irrelevant questions to the students that are, actually, not strange and entirely relevant. has everyone walking out of his lectures feeling like a changed person because he either a) managed to get horribly off track or b) made them rethink their entire life choices. loved by all, and maybe a bit too much. poor guy definitely had an obsessed student try to follow him home before he got lost himself and so they both ended up in the middle of nowhere

hoshi

chemistry teacher. no other reason other than i think he'd look great with a pair of goggles on his forehead pushing his fringe back at funny angles whilst he grins maniacally and goes, “hey, kids, today we're gonna set things on fire!!!!”. so passionate about teaching these things to the students, and rambles on like he only has 5 minutes left on earth and he's gonna use every second to cram in as much chemistry knowledge into the students’ brains as he can in that time. it works, too. his passion inspires so many of them to take chemistry further up in the school. 

wonwoo

history teacher. all the students want him for their teacher when they take history because he's actually, like, competent and knows stuff. known for taking no shit when it comes to doing assignments on time because he sets reasonable deadlines and if you can't make them, then that's on you, not him. students love him. also super duper helpful if you have any questions and is always free at lunch to help bc he'll do anything to escape the hyperactive claws of mr. kwon and mr. wen who are always up to shenanigans

woozi

music teacher (2). mans life literally revolves around music and i can't imagine him doing anything else. department ace. conductor of both the symphony and concert orchestra, and rearranges all of the parts himself when the students find it a little too difficult. also do Not engage this man in a conversation about anything to do with music theory because he will rant for ages and any quick question turns into half of your lunch break being missed. he means well, though, and always gets ridiculous amount of thank-you presents at the end of the year. 

minghao

art teacher (1). dresses like one, too, and has been voted as ‘best dressed teacher’ for the past 3 years in a row. all the art students are kind of afraid of him because if you ask for feedback, there is a 50/50 chance that he'll rip you a new one whilst explaining what you did wrong. there's never any true cruelty to his words, though, cuz hes always actually giving genuine advice and he's always right in what he advises, so students either love him or hate him for his criticisms, though mostly it's the former. he's pretty, too, and his works are pretty, so that's a plus

mingyu

teaches business studies to the older students, purely cz i think he gives maths-adjacent vibes. he teaches a “special” subject that's not available to the younger kids and he's ridiculously handsome so he's kind of like a legendary figure in the school. even if he's a bit silly and adorable at times, he's also super good at holding intellectual debates with his students about current economic and political affairs. can be found bickering with mr. yoon bc the kindergarten teacher wants him to help with his taxes.

dokyeom

art teacher (2). smiles brighter than the sun at all hours of the day, and when the senior students are drowning in coursework and artist research deadlines, he's like the one and only guiding light that helps them get through it because of how endlessly optimistic he is. half the seniors take art solely because of him, actually. also a firm believer that all art is good art and there's no such thing as a “non-artist”. scolds minghao after work when he feels like the other teacher was being too harsh to the students

seungkwan

part of the senior leadership team. takes his position veryyy seriously, strides briskly around the school with a jingle of w set of keys he managed to procure from…somewhere. is always on top of uniform inspections which is always annoying for the kids, but he's also melodramatic and smiley so they love him anyway. the students are always try to recruit him for teacher quizzes and events bc he makes everything way more fun. 

vernon

classics teacher. this might seem odd but hear me out!!! dude loves ancient history and Will do deep dives on old artefacts and cultures that interest him, and i think that passion can definitely be transferred to him teaching kids about latin, ancient greek, old civilizations. known for sharing nothing about his personal life but also being able to talk for ages about something that happened over 1000 years ago. the students all find him super cool and also super endearing. 

chan

the guy who's hired externally from some sports club to act as the teacher to students during after school clubs. teaches martial arts, mainly, but he supervised an impromptu dance club one semester and the students loved it so much that they managed to bring the dance club onto the permanent schedule. everyone loves him. his sports club is 10000% sure that half the children who come to them were recruited through chan's lovely personality alone. 

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[naxalbari1967]

Hillary Would Still Be Making Sandwiches If the USSR Didn’t Launch a Fucking Satellite

The Soviet Union gave women the right to vote in 1917. The United States gave white women the right to vote in 1920. Black women in the Jim Crow South were blocked from voting by literacy tests, poll taxes, grandfather clauses, and white terror well into the 1960s. The USSR legalized abortion in 1920 under Lenin. The United States criminalized abortion across nearly every state by the 1930s. The USSR guaranteed full paid maternity leave. The United States offered nothing until the 1990s, and even then the Family and Medical Leave Act only gave unpaid leave and only for some workers. The USSR trained women as doctors, engineers, construction supervisors, physicists, astronauts. Women in the United States were told to be secretaries, housewives, nurses. The Soviet Union sent the first woman into space in 1963. The United States sent the first woman into space in 1983. The Soviet Union had women commanding tanks in the Second World War. The United States banned women from combat until 2013. The USSR had female snipers, pilots, artillery officers, nurses on the frontlines, generals. The United States did not allow women to even join the armed forces in full capacity during the Second World War. They were support roles only. The Soviet Union treated women as laborers, thinkers, and soldiers. The United States treated women as breeders, consumers, and servants.

The USSR provided free higher education to women. Women were trained in physics, chemistry, mathematics, medicine, history, linguistics, archaeology, and political theory. In the 1960s, forty percent of all engineers in the Soviet Union were women. In the United States during the same time, the figure was less than five percent. Women in the USSR wrote textbooks, ran research labs, edited literary journals, served in the Supreme Soviet, ran factories, and managed collective farms. In the United States, women had to fight to open a checking account without a husband’s permission. Women in the United States could not get a credit card in their own name until 1974. In the Soviet Union, women’s economic participation was built into the planned economy. In the United States, women were pushed out of the workforce after World War II and told to stay home while the men worked. Soviet women received pensions, state housing, childcare support, and workplace protections as part of basic national policy. American women received lectures about feminine virtue, nuclear families, and buying more detergent.

The Soviet Union achieved universal literacy by the 1950s. Illiteracy in czarist Russia was over sixty percent. The Bolsheviks launched mass campaigns to teach reading, writing, and numeracy to peasants and workers in dozens of languages. They printed textbooks in Uzbek, Tatar, Georgian, Armenian, and Kyrgyz. They built libraries in villages. They sent trains full of books to remote areas. They built universities in places that never had schools. In the United States, Black sharecroppers were still denied books. School segregation was the law. White mobs burned down Black schools. In 1954, the Supreme Court ruled segregation unconstitutional. In 1957, a white mob surrounded nine Black children trying to go to school in Little Rock, Arkansas. They needed federal troops to escort them. In the Soviet Union, poor children were given free education, medical checkups, hot meals, winter clothing, and trips to the museum. In the United States, poor children were told to sit still and be quiet. The USSR gave children free summer camps, music classes, science clubs, sports teams, and literature circles. The United States gave detention, truancy charges, metal detectors, and hunger.

The USSR created the first national health system to serve workers, peasants, and soldiers. Healthcare was free at every level. Clinics were built inside factories. Hospitals were placed near farms. Workers received routine checkups. Pregnant women were given paid leave. Children received vaccinations, screenings, dental care, and mental health evaluations. The United States still does not have free healthcare. The richest country on earth lets people die in waiting rooms, go bankrupt from hospital bills, and beg strangers online to afford insulin. Medicare and Medicaid were created in the 1960s to prevent socialism from looking more humane. These programs were built under pressure. The United States did not invent public health because of compassion. It invented it because socialism showed what real public service looks like. The Soviet Union trained village doctors who walked miles through snow to treat children. The United States trained specialists who refuse to see patients without cash. The Soviet Union built sanatoriums for workers to rest and recover. The United States built prisons.

The USSR eliminated homelessness as a category. Housing was a guaranteed right under the Soviet constitution. Every citizen had the right to shelter. Apartments were allocated by trade unions, municipal committees, and state ministries. Rents were no more than five percent of income. Maintenance was handled by local housing departments. Heat, electricity, water, and phone service were guaranteed. In the United States, cities bulldozed Black neighborhoods to build highways. White suburbs were built using federally backed loans that excluded nonwhite families. Public housing was segregated. Ghettoized. Underfunded. The homeless population exploded in the 1980s under Reagan. The same man who said government was the problem, not the solution. The same man who funded death squads in Central America and let AIDS kill tens of thousands. The Soviet Union gave people roofs. The United States gave people tents and cops.

The USSR supported decolonization. It trained African revolutionaries. It printed books in Arabic, Swahili, Vietnamese, and French. It sent doctors, teachers, engineers, and weapons to liberation movements. Cuba joined this effort and sent military support to Angola, Mozambique, and Guinea-Bissau. The United States backed apartheid. It funded white settler governments. It armed Israel. It trained torturers in Latin America. It invaded countries for nationalizing copper or sugar. The USSR gave political asylum to Black Panthers. The United States gave COINTELPRO, FBI infiltration, prison time, and assassination. The USSR supported the Bandung Conference in 1955, where Afro-Asian nations met to declare independence from both imperial blocs. The United States sent spies and demanded loyalty oaths.

The Soviet Union launched Sputnik in 1957. It sent the first animal to space, Laika. It sent the first man to space, Yuri Gagarin. It sent the first woman to space, Valentina Tereshkova. It developed the first spacewalk. It built the first space station. All before the United States. Sputnik caused mass panic in the US. Not because the USSR had a weapon. Because it had outpaced capitalism in science. Congress passed the National Defense Education Act. Suddenly physics, calculus, chemistry, and Russian were funded. College loans were expanded. Textbooks were rewritten. Teachers were retrained. Not for truth. For competition. The United States only funds science when its dominance is threatened. The USSR built whole science cities. Closed cities. Cities full of labs, schools, libraries, researchers. The United States built military bases.

The Soviet Union guaranteed paid vacation, job security, and retirement pensions for all workers. A steelworker, a teacher, and a janitor could all take a holiday. A bus driver could retire with dignity. A factory worker had job guarantees. In the United States, retirement depends on the stock market. Vacation is rare. Job security does not exist. At-will employment laws let bosses fire anyone for any reason. The only protections come from unions. The United States spent the entire Cold War crushing unions. The Taft-Hartley Act banned strikes. The McCarthy era purged communists from labor. The Soviet Union treated unions as organs of power. The United States treated unions as threats to profit. The Soviet Union had May Day as a national holiday. The United States had Labor Day with sales and football games.

The USSR abolished illiteracy, ended feudalism, modernized industry, and turned a backward agrarian empire into a nuclear power in two decades. It defeated the Nazi war machine. It lost over twenty-seven million people doing it. The Red Army broke the Wehrmacht. The Red flag flew over Berlin. The United States rewrote history to give itself the victory. Hollywood made movies. Textbooks were censored. Soviet sacrifice was buried. American myths were inflated. The G.I. Bill was passed to pacify veterans, not to honor them. The civil rights gains in the United States came during Cold War pressure. Truman desegregated the military in 1948. Johnson passed civil rights laws in 1964 and 1965. None of it was done out of belief. It was done to save face. The world was watching. The USSR was showing the world that socialism could build something. The United States had to follow or fall behind.

Every progressive policy in the United States that exists today was copied, stolen, or forced in response to socialism. Public libraries, public schools, public transport, public hospitals, civil rights law, labor standards, environmental regulations, food inspections, workplace safety rules, anti-discrimination law, disability rights, child labor bans, public arts funding, social insurance, none of these emerged from capitalist morality. They emerged from the pressure of history. The pressure of the socialist world. The pressure of revolution. The moment that pressure disappeared, these gains were clawed back, dismantled, defunded, privatized, attacked.

Nothing under capitalism is granted. Everything is conceded. Everything is conditional. The capitalist class gave women and workers and people of color just enough rights to keep the system stable. The moment socialism collapsed in 1991, they began to take everything back. Welfare was destroyed. Wages were frozen. Unions were shattered. Prisons expanded. Surveillance grew. Education became debt. Housing became speculation. Healthcare became a lottery. The only reason anything humane exists in the United States today is because someone else built it first and made them look bad. The only reason anything public exists is because somewhere, someone else proved that it could. The Soviet Union proved it. That is why they needed it to fall. That is why they need you to forget it ever existed.

[magicstar16]

Deltarune Chapter 5: The Inferno of Jealousy

Basically this is going to be my theory on how chapter 5 will play out, Spoilers for chapters 3 and 4

So we all know that chapter 5 is going to be in Asgore's flower shop, what with it being built up, the flowers in the shop being colored like the 7 human souls and flowey, and the double doors, as well as this line from the Hammer of Justice fight:

Chapter 5, The Field of Pink and Gold.

The vast garden is charred in an inferno of jealousy.

as well as this missable part of the prophecy

THE FLOWER MAN, TRAPPED IN ASYLUM.

Now this is obviously coming off of Sans Undertale fucking our mom, which Asgore is obviously not going to take well

but we also know that Catti and Jockington will be in a dark world, on account of them being the last talk sprite having classmates to not have visted dark worlds yet, but also because of the "Jockington grows the beard" prophecy.

but how could Catti, Jockington, Asgore, Toriel, (and maybe sans) be in a dark world and make sense and organically fit in to at least a contained story? Noelle and Berdly are friends, so it makes sense for them to end up in a dark world together.

Well, I think it's because of the theme Chapter 5's dark world story will carry: Jealousy

in chapter 2, Queen acts as a sort of mother figure to Noelle, and there's a running theme of that dynamic throughout the chapter. But that theme is also a sort of subplot with Berdly and him trying to get attention and praise from Queen

Chapter 3 has a running theme with the main plot and side plot of the effects of Asgore and Toriel's divorce on Kris's home life and how much better things were when everyone was together, but also the B-plot of Elnina and Lanino's breakup and Rouxls getting them back together (With him so they can be a throuple, but then he gets kicked from the polycule and they get back together)

I believe that chapter 5 will have a similar thing, in which there will be a running theme of jealousy in the main story, but also in a subplot. And the character focused on that subplot will be catti and jockington, or at least catti

there are hints scattered around that Catti has a bit of a crush on Noelle, such as Catti teaching Noelle protection spells, calling Noelle the "light laughing in the night" as well as this note on Noelle's rain day post:

"about my friend. She came over because I said I was going to play Cat Petters, but she thought that meant that I was just going to pet HER... umm, what kind of game would that even be... XD So I just made a cat named after her in the game and made it play metal music on the music box X) (I'll try not to corrupt that one XP) (I still had to pet her a little or she wouldn't go home XP)"

Catti also really hates Susie, now, none of the students besides Noelle and Kris really like Susie, and they're mostly scared of her. But Catti is the only classmate who outright explicitly hates Susie. According to Susie, it's because susie stole Jockington's hat one time.

But when Catti tells kris that they "Walk among the dark", they tell kris to "Protect Noelle", If Catti considers Susie such a threat wouldn't she tell kris to be careful, protect the rest of the class from Susie, or at least tell kris to keep Susie from hurting Jockington if what sparked her hatred for Susie was stealing her best friend's hat. Now the she describes Noelle falling in love with Susie as Noelle "Slipping into the dark". So it could be referring to that

But here's what convinced me that Catti has a crush on Noelle and is jealous of Susie for having Noelle catch feelings for her. Going back to the Jockington's hat thing this doesn't really ever get brought up by Jockington himself, he doesn't seem to hold a grudge against Susie or really share Catti's hatred for Susie. In fact, he recognizes that Kris and Susie really care about eachother the same way he and Catti really care about eachother, and even says that he respects kris's friendship with Susie, even if that earns them the animosity of the townsfolk, or at least the class. Jockington just says that they'll be "up a Ball without a court" if they ever hurt Catti's feelings.

Catti, however, does not share that same respect, hell, she doesn't even attempt to hide it to Susie, even though she, and the rest of the class besides Noelle, Berdly, and Kris, still think Susie is a face-eating bully. Catti calls Susie an "Accursed beast" and describes Kris as having a leash on her when Susie is right there. However, when tells Kris to protect Noelle from Susie, Susie will perk up and say that Catti can hate her, but Noelle can hang out with whoever she wants, and that Noelle even invited Susie and Kris to her house.

Not only will Catti be shocked, but she will outright end her friendship with Kris right then and there (and we know that they have some form of established friendship, on account that they studied occult and even tried to summon a demon together) and even call kris and susie "The twin beasts" upon further interactions with her.

Now I'm not saying that this jealousy is the key reason that Catti hates Susie, Susie being a bully and the Jockington hat incident were already reason enough for Catti to dislike Susie, but this jealousy of Susie being Noelle's crush and the belief that Susie could hurt Noelle is what pushed Catti into full on hating her.

And in Chapter 5, this hatred and jealousy will come to a head when the flower shop dark world opens, and not only will the themes of jealousy carry the main plot of Asgore being Jealous of Sans getting along so nicely with Toriel, but will also manifest Catti becoming a side antagonist akin to Berdly, with jockington having to bring Catti down to earth in a sort of "If you love someone, let them go" sort of thing and seeing Susie for the person she is now, rather than who she was.

I know it's kind of formulaic, and I'm not saying that it will be exactly like chapter's 2 and 3, I do think there is going to be some plot important shit going on and we also find out Asgore's deal with Carol, and the black shard/shadow crystal, but I do think chapter 5 will be a much lighter toned chapter in comparison to the rollercoaster of emotions that was chapter 4, so that the audience will have some room to breathe and the stakes and tone have a chance to get back down to a man​ageable level, (Like in chapter 4 we fought a titan, the stakes were on the roof)

And before you say that Deltarune HAS to keep going with dark tone, let me remind you that not only to plenty of shows and games do this, but even Undertale has switched between tones in the middle of the story. With the dark, lore heavy Waterfall being sandwiched in between the lighthearted and goofy Snowdin and Hotland.

[hidden-by-a-trench-coat]

Hi does anyone want to hear about my SFTH Orchestra AU???

I've had it in the back of my mind for a little while but I was suddenly struck with intense inspiration, so here's what I have so far ideas-wise with my favorites/more elaborated ones on top and going down with less detail (I'll split them up by longform for your convenience):

(Kind of a long post so beware. It should also be noted I have only been in orchestra and I know depressingly little about the choir and band so. I apologize in advance - please feel free to add input about either of those if you want!)

Unrelenting Aubergine

I'm not fully sure about what Margaery's role would be, but for some reason she gives me cellist vibes. Maybe it's the way Sam sits while playing her, idk- regardless I feel like she'd be really good at it and would have lots of experience

She can play baroque-style as well because I said so. (I'll get to it later but she plays in the group with Father Andrews and Begruvia, too)

She could also be the conductor... I feel like she'd fit the role well, but I want to keep that slot open for now

Titch and James, I'm not exactly sure what they'd play, but with Margaery playing cello it makes me think they could, too and Margeary's magic in this AU is instead her teaching their father to play and then also teaching them how to play. With them playing the same instrument, it still allows them to have their rivalry as they try to live up to their father's legacy! Maybe he leaves them a really really nice instrument and they're kind of competing for it

James also gives me double bass vibes so maybe he's just doing it to try to make their father proud but in reality he kind of just wants to play double bass. Maybe he likes jazz, he kind of gives me those vibes

And Derek!!! I can't forget about him. He gives me viola vibes for some reason. Or maybe second violinist. He just wants to support Titch!!! But I think he could play piano as I could see that fitting for him. He’s Titch’s accompaniment! Basically his assistant, still

(He also gives me music theory nerd vibes for some reason, so maybe he composes from time to time)

Phantom of Hornchurch

Begruvia plays baroque-style viola because I said so. (This is what inspired the AU, actually-) He can also play modern viola but he just prefers baroque-style

Andrews, meanwhile, plays the organ! (it's so associated with churches I though it would be fitting) That and maybe harpsichord/piano, too, since if he can play organ he can probably play those two as well

(He also kind of gives me conductor vibes, but that's usually reserved for the first violinist in ensembles [or, well, leading, is. Not exactly 'conducting']. He'd probably be second to lead, though)

They respect each other's skills but they don't really get along - probably because they have completely different musical interpretations of the pieces and things

Since it's probably a small group, however, - and as I mentioned earlier - Margaery is there, too, and they both respect her skills. She finds it amusing to watch them bicker when it's not interfering with their practice time. She is not afraid to scold them about them wasting time

Cardboard Stegosaurus

Cliff plays cello (I swear I'm not that biased- they just all give me cello vibes). He's in his own ensemble before meeting Maire-Claire

Marie-Claire plays either violin or harp, but I'm leaning towards violin. It mimics the voice, it can have such a sweet but intense sound; she steals the show and yet she is still so collaborative and knows how to work with a group so well and Cliff absolutely loves it (but she would also be so majestic with a harp so. Either or!)

Pierre plays viola or cello, too, but I'm actually leaning towards viola. Him and Marie-Claire used to do lots of duets together and they played in an ensemble together

Marie-Claire and Cliff meet at some kind of ensemble gathering together where they play in a group together and they are both just enamored by each other's playing and it goes from there.

I imagine they don't pressure Chip into playing any instruments, but he still wants to try. I think Marie-Claire would try to teach him some violin and maybe in the future if anything happens with Cliff and Pierre (because I kind of love them) Chip can pick up viola, too, and use what he learned about violin to transition to viola. Maybe he plays both - either way Pierre is impressed by how much Chip knows and probably recognizes the skills that he learned from Marie-Claire right away

Toby's Secret Pocket

Toby would play something really elegant. I could see him playing harp and being really proud of it - but I could also see him playing piano. Maybe he knows both

He could also compose music, that might make a little more sense (he'd probably play a bit, too, though)

I don't have any ideas for his wife yet, but I imagine she'd have some kind of role in the orchestra, too

Clancy and Doohickey, meanwhile, should be like, a really loud section. Either somewhere in the like band section (brass and woodwinds or whatever) or like. First violins. Something where they can fight about their positions all the time. I don’t know enough about band instruments to assign them any, though and I don't know if they fit violin

They also don't have to be in the same section, they could also be two different instruments always fighting about which instrument is better or which has better solos/pieces and stuff, which can do cooler things, that kind of stuff. They could have some funny stuff being at the front of their sections and constantly glaring at each other as they try to be the better player but also have to communicate so they just glare (I think they'd secretly respect each other's playing, though)

Jimmy can be there, too! I think he could play something like trombone, maybe. One of the brass instruments, I feel like. Or maybe we can give him a triangle. I think he’d like triangle. Regardless, he's just having a great time in the background

From here on I don't have as elaborate of ideas, but I still want to include them

Inside the Mysterious Cube

Jeremiah and Bubba I feel like would play something like the fiddle (which, fun fact, I'm pretty sure is literally just violin and all of the difference comes from the style of play, actually) or something like saxophone. Which, I know would make them be kind of out of place in an orchestra, but idk, I think it suits them for some reason

Regardless they just enjoy themselves. I feel like they'd do a lot of duets and things rather than like full group performances

Clarissa's DIY Wedding

Amanda could sing. I think she’d have a great singing voice. That or like. Bassoon??? Idk why I just like. I just see it.

Clarissa, meanwhile I could also see singing. But maybe she picks up another instrument. I could see her playing flute

I think they would have met when they were young at some kind of music camp or at a music class at school and they just hit it off and became best friends from there. I think they would have done some great duets when they were younger

Mark would either play one of the brass instruments or like, keyboard. Some kind of electric instrument. Or maybe percussion. Admittedly I don't have many ideas for him (and I know too little about band to give him an instrument...) but he should be there, too

Priscilla's Final Petal

Priscilla! She still plays piano, she still pretty young (maybe somewhere around 18), still pressured into it by her parents (probably getting her into college, too), and she’s good at it, but… she doesn’t enjoy it.

Because of this she doesn’t have much musicality (or like. Putting emotion into the music, kind of). She plays the notes on the page as they’re written and doesn't really try much else. It doesn't have much emotion and it sometimes hinders the performance.

Everyone in the orchestra worries about her because she doesn’t seem to enjoy herself… (I like to think they try to take care of her or at least check in on her because she's still pretty young compared to most of them and she doesn't seem to be enjoying herself, but she's a good kid - I feel like Derek especially would check in on her, but people like Amanda, Jeremiah and Bubba, and Cliff do, too - oh, and Margaery! She acts like she doesn’t care but she does)

One time she gets really angry during a rehearsal and just stands up and yells at the conductor (whoever that ends up being, I still don't know) about how much she hates music and playing and how dumb it all is. Maybe she throws her music to the ground, of which some sections are just scribbled frantically out, and she just walks out and doesn’t return for the next few rehearsals

I think she would just need to find out how to enjoy music on her own or find something else to do - maybe a different instrument, maybe something else entirely, who knows

Wild, Wet, and Worrisome

Persephone!!! Maybe she sings but she just isn't great at it. Or maybe she is but she doesn't like it all that much. But the others still like her, even if they can be a bit rude at times (her sisters can be there, too). In my mind she desires to play another instrument and hasn't gotten a chance to try anything different (for some reason I want to say flute)

Maybe that’s how she meets Geoff. Maybe he plays something else - percussion? They’re both a bit awkward and they still hit it off - I don't have many other ideas about them, though, but I want them to be there

And that's it for now! I really want to include Tarquin and Amanda from Lost In Your Eyes (who would've guessed), but I don't have any ideas for them yet... I kind of want to include Beetroot Sam/Rupert and Justin, too, cause I like them, but I'm not sure. Maybe the Bandit Brothers, too. Jemima, David, and Mr. Steven from Milkman could also fit in... Caesar and Juliet could join in on the baroque-style playing group. Nigel, Andrew, and Uncle Sam could be fun to put in there, too. I should probably go to sleep now, but I might add onto this later with more ideas for them as I think of them.

Thank you for reading my ramblings! Feel free to add more ideas, I'm now very invested in this AU. Maybe I'll write something for it in the future but I'm not sure (Also, I need ideas for a conductor... I keep forgetting… Conductor Nigel, maybe…? I don’t know)

[leviathans-watching]

Do you have any random headcanons about any of the Obey me characters that no one's asked the right question for you to share / don't fit with any headcanon post you've made?

misc hcs of the brothers

includes: the brothers

wc: .7k | rated g | m.list | pt. 2

a/n: omg?? this was so fun to write i'm def going to have to do one of these for the dateables at some point. thanks for requesting!! my inbox is open to that, req, or leave feedback, so come say hi!

please reblog :))

➳ lucifer wears makeup. after someone (mammon, most likely) not-so-kindly pointed out the bags and dark circles under his eyes, lucifer went to asmo for help and learned the basics of concealing, which eventually grew into a whole bag of products he applies most mornings, unbeknownst to everyone but asmo. he does a light coverage foundation, concealer, pencils in and shapes his eyebrows, some light contour on his nose and jawline, and some hardly-noticeable eyeliner. his whole goal is for it to look as natural as possible and he’s gotten really, really skilled over the years.

➳ mammon not only knows how to sew, but makes many of his own clothes himself. nothing on the market was eclectic or unique enough for him so he took matters into his own hands and not has a closet full of custom-made and designed pieces. he doesn’t tend to show off his talent (for once) preferring to let others think they’re obscure designer clothes or made by difficult-to-book designers. every once in a while he can be convinced to make his brothers something, but not unless they agree to an exorbitant price.

➳ levi is an adobe girly. not only does he use almost all of their services, but he’s really really good at them too. mammon and asmo will have him photoshop pictures for him, lucifer will go to him for help with document creation, and even belphie had him teach him the basics of premiere pro. the reason he has such high-powered computers and machinery isn’t for gaming, as most assume, but so they can handle adobe optimally without lagging or overloading. additionally, upon hearing adobe flash was being retired, levi scalped the mechanics of it and created a knockoff that functions just as well, something he shares liberally at rad.

➳ satan has a prodigal-like talent for instruments, able to pick them up and teach himself how to play decently in very little time. he also has perfect pitch, can sightread excellently, and composes music in his free time. his favorite instruments to play are the violin, the piano, and the harp. though his not in any music-based classes (as those are all too basic for him of course) he offers help to students in the classes that are struggling with theory, composition, or playing. he’s also the reason the music wing is rumored to be haunted, as he often plays at weird hours.

➳ asmo is the most independently wealthy of all of his brothers, thanks to all of his economic ventures. not only does he model and act, but he also has shares in many major companies in all three realms that show large profits even if they aren’t super successful when he first invests. he works with barbatos to manage his money and has several bank accounts, and though he lives lavishly, is careful not to show the extent of his wealth, leading people to believe it’s family money he’s spending. although this was done, in part, intuitively, he’s also taken several finance and business classes over the years to help him learn and improve.

➳ beel really really enjoys all of the booktok books, and even discusses them at length with solomon and thirteen, when the two can be civil enough to speak to one another. his favorite genres is dark fantasy and belphie makes fun of beel to no end when he catches him reading. beel keeps his kindle on him at all times, and for his personal favorites, buys a hard copy and annotates it with sticky notes–the whole nine yards. for his birthday, satan gives him a book cover so that he doesn’t keep walking around with those embarrassing overs on display. beel doesn’t use it.

➳ belphie is notorious for stealing his brothers’ clothing. for some reason, he finds them more comfortable than his own and every few weeks the others force him to empty out his drawers and give them everything back. his personal favorites to steal are beel’s shirts and asmo’s sweats, but he’s not picky. he wears them to sleep, around the house, while running errands, and would wear them to rad were there not a uniform. at the beginning, it was out of laziness; him grabbing whatever was close. but over time he developed favorites, and, well, there was no going back from that.

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[bobbin-buckley]

Jinx and Isha Headcanons

Older Sister Jinx x Little Sister Isha

Summary: Headcanons and short oneshots of what they could have been

Warnings: Platonic Jinx x Isha ofc, Mentions of violence, No Reader in this, basically if Jayce wasn’t a dumbass, Arcane 2 Spoilers, some of my own thoughts

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-Ever since Isha had fell on top of Jinx, they both found something in each other that made them see a different picture in life

-Isha was like Powder to Jinx. The little version of herself that supposedly fell down a well.

-Jinx didn’t understand why the younger girl decided to follow her around. Was it because she was her fan like other Zaunties? Was she looking for remorse? Or did the young girl find a motherly or sisterly figure in Jinx

-Isha probably had some kind of guardian or parental figure before but they may have died, so when Isha saw Jinx she looked up to her as a guardian or parental figure of sorts

-Jinx would have put up barriers in her room to make sure Isha wouldn’t fall

-Isha draws on Jinx’s face when she sleeps, and they both do this to Sevika when she sleeps

-Making up fun games to play or being artsy together

-Jinx teaching Isha how to make guns and bombs, but also keeping a close eye on her

-Playing hide and seek and tag def

-^^Convincing Sevika to play with them

-They’d both love slime and playing Minecraft together in modern au

-Both would definitely prank Pilties

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Okay, so, this is mainly going to be my opinions that me and @jybyls have came up with and talked together about that Isha is probably deaf or nerve deaf.

For a bit I thought maybe she was mute but with more hints in the show of her being deaf I think I’m leaning more towards her being deaf

Yes she screams a few times in the show but Mute people are either unable to speak or they choose not to speak.

But I’m my opinion I think she’s deaf, and I’ll explain why

After Jinx dyes Isha’s hair blue, and is talking to her about her being similar to younger Jinx (Powder) and what not. Isha isn’t replying or reacting to Jinx’s words because her back is faced to Jinx and isn’t lip reading or hearing her

Also, a couple of times you can see Isha looking at peoples lips when they are talking, a good example is when Jinx and Isha first meet

Now, I’ve seen where someone has said she could also be nerve deaf. Nerve deaf is when someone is barely able to hear, a nerve deaf person can only hear super loud or close sounds but not quiet or far sounds.

I think this because when Sevika gets her knee arm and the music plays, Jinx is doing a little dance and you can see Isha looking at her kinda confused. Well it’s because Isha can’t hear the music because Sevika is a bit far from them (credits to rexx____9 on TikTok for this theory)

Also another one is when Vi is talking to Jinx and Victor about (idk) and Isha doesn’t react to any of it BECAUSE VI’S BACK IS TO HER

Annnnnnd thanks to @jybyls for this, she found that Isha did a little bit of sign language to Jinx when they were playing their little bug game:

This means ‘rematch’ in American Sign Language

I’m not saying this is canon for anything but I like to think that Isha is deaf or nerve deaf

These are some headcanons and opinions for now but I can make more!

[coffins-and-marbles]

dyou headcanon autistic Wilson as being diagnosed (and if so, was it his choice as an adult or something his parents sought out when he was a kid etc) or like, has no idea he's autistic and either thinks that everyone else must be the same as him and just hiding it better, or he just thinks there's something unknowable wrong with him

or a secret third thing

Hello! I absolutely adore this ask and have an insane amount to say so it's all below the 'keep reading' :)

Okay so I'm going to preface this by saying I genuinely see autistic traits in Wilson on screen. Especially in the social contract when he says that he loves his and House's relationship since there's no "social contract" which basically sounds like he doesn't mask as hard around House. Plus, his movements. He often waves his hands up and down or around but it's stilted and jumpy, as if he wants to flap his hands but knows he "shouldn't". That's just a few things.

I want to add that sometimes the whole 'isn't everyone like this why am I the only one who can't hide it' is very fun for masking and angst purposes but isn't actually my main theory!

So I actually think (by which I mean headcanon) that Wilson's traits were much more pronounced in childhood. He didn't have any significant motor or speech delays as a baby but in early childhood he basically spent longer 'catching up'. Things like not learning to tie his shoelaces until 12.

As for other traits I think that he frequently eloped which led to a lot of dangerous situations. He also had violent meltdowns as often as multiple times a day. He had extreme sensory seeking behaviour paired with extreme sensory aversions in different areas. He didn't understand back and forth conversation at all and often didn't even respond to his own name. He stimmed loudly, and often using his full body, constantly moving in some way. His routine was extremely strict.

He could speak but didn't really except for info-dumping and his special interests were so restrictive that he didn't engage with anything else. I imagine they would have been something like the human body in childhood but then musical theatre as a teenager (which he pretended to hate since he got bullied for being gay) and it all culminated in adulthood with medicine and musical theatre and films in the background. Essentially, repetitive and restrictive behaviours were of the charts and social deficits closely followed.

He was visibly autistic, and his parents did their best to beat it out of him as well as punishing him in other ways but my headcanons about abuse from his parents are a whole other post (his brother also used every possible opportunity to let him know that he was wrong, using slurs and other means).

A teacher a school or a pediatrician or some other adult led them to an autism diagnosis which they used as an opportunity to send him to some very bad ABA therapy which was the equivalent of dog training and was just so hard on him. I'm talking 40+ hours a week and home visits (aged around 4 or 5!) spent teaching him to do whatever he was told (and opening him up for even more abuse in the future). He's declared "fixed" and continues therapy but less this time for many years, even ending up institutionalised a couple times for lingering "issues". Finally, he somehow completes school despite very intense bullying -but he doesn't struggle academically so he manages.

At this point he's masking, he becomes obsessed with learning how and for years he's just "weird" but eventually he manages to appear "normal". Only, this is such an effort, a strain that he has daily meltdowns at home (even as an adult and during time period of the show). He is so repressed and suffering so much it's actually wild. He pursues oncology because of a special interest and although hospital life is not for him, his parents get bragging rights and after being such a "drain" and a "problem" for so many years, he won't dare do anything disappointing.

He has to be perfect. He knows he's autistic distantly, but feels ashamed of it and never mentions it, he's so self-loathing. The events of 'Lines in the Sand' make him extremely uncomfortable (internalised ableism) and leads to some of his comments. Plus Danny being different but his parents not being able to "fix" him...Wilson knowing what it's like to hide yourself and be different...there are feelings about that for sure.

His relationships with his wives and worn down by the unexplainable quirks (like when Sam comes back and there's the whole thing with the milk). He tries to please as we know and keeps the meltdowns to the car etc...he's still worn down and hanging out with House too much (less pressure to mask perfectly) which are reasons for his failed relationships in the show so it matches. Amber works because much like with House he doesn't have to mask so heavily constantly.

It's obviously easier to keep a routine and eat what he likes as an adult, but he actually muscles through more than he should because of his repression and shame.

House finds out on a search through his private medical records and jokes about it but Wilson gets so anxious and panicked (hey maybe he even has a panic attack or meltdown) that he regrets it. Also in this little timeline in my head the cancer arc doesn't happen and they actually get together thanks to a drunken hookup. He finds out before they're dating and maybe he doesn't bring it up until they are. There's a lot of conversations to be had there.

I like to imagine that he does work through some of it, plus his other trauma and at least feels comfortable enough to stim freely at home or just not mask so heavily around House. But equally this small progress takes YEARS and even then he won't tell people at work (much how they don't tell people they're dating, it was the 2000s man!) or accommodate himself much. House and talking about it make it bearable but even saying 'I'm autistic' aloud takes intensive therapy (which he may or may not get, I'm not 100% either way) let alone separating years of shame and abuse...He still struggles a LOT.

So much of this fuels my passion for Wilson angst, but I also do see it as an option, in a way. I hope that you enjoyed my ideas! If anybody has other headcanons or thoughts about this I would absolutely love to hear them!

[turbulentscrawl]

I LOOVE your Luca he's soooo <3 may I please request some headcanons for him with an s/o from the future? (As in our time) like they time traveled back to the manor and are now stuck there. Sfw and if you can think of anything nsfw then go for it!

Thank you! And I love writing for Luca, he's definitely a favorite of mine <3

I may have missed the mark a tad here? I think Luca would largely treat an future-s/o the same as one who's not...but technology definately plays a factor in some aspects of the relationship.

Also the whole time I wrote this i kept thinking about what skills someone from the future would have. It would be hilarious to blare music to speed up ciphers, or maybe chug a preworkout and get a kiting boost hahah

-So first of all, everyone is completely mindblown by this development. It’s not like anyone really knew anything concrete about the manor’s time-space situation, but this just proves even the most popular theories hold no weight. Are you from a different era, or a different timeline all together? Why are you the only one—or are you just the first?? Has more time passed than they suspected, is anyone here even from the same universe???

-Basically, there’s a lot of chaos, spoken and unspoken. Everyone is varying degrees of scared, distrustful, and excited. It’s mostly the last one, in Luca’s case, which is why he’s one of the first people you get to know. Instead of avoiding you, he’s constantly around you. Question after question after question—it probably gets tiring after a while.

-But he’s just so earnest! His excitement is contagious, and despite running his mouth a lot he’s incredibly respectful and well-mannered. When he gets a moment with you alone, he concedes that this must all be more overwhelming for you than it was for everyone else, considering that you’ve lost about 100 years of development along with the regular shockers. So he asks you to come to him if anyone treats you too harshly. He promises to be a respite from that, if nothing else.

-And he is! Luca doesn’t often let people in his work spaces for several reasons…but he makes an exception for you. Just don’t touch anything, okay? You’re safe in his messy spaces. It’s during a visit there that he tells you about what happened to him, all the things he’s been told but doesn’t remember. He’s open about having been in prison, of course, but he doesn’t give the details to just anyone. This is his good-faith peace offering, strange as it might seem. And you can share your life with him when you’re ready.

-If any of your technology happened to come through with you, he’s going to want to look at them. I don’t…entirely suggest letting him? It’s up to you, but just know your phone may not survive the thorough disassembly-inspection he wants to give it. On the other hand! I think Luca could charge your phone just by holding it so no worries if you didn’t have a charger in your bag.

-Years down the line, you two will still have things to teach one another. Culture and technology both are very different in each of your homes, and the little details show themselves at the strangest times. Luca, in all his genius, does his best to replicate the things you miss most about home. It’s only fair that the manor be populated with creature comforts for everyone. It’s not that he’s trying to impress you or anything.

-At some point he starts to ask about dating modern culture. It has its perks, obviously, like being able to stay in immediate touch long-distance, but honestly he’s a bit disappointed to hear about the rush and informality of it. Luca returns the favor, explaining how courtship tended to work from his time…so you know what he’s doing when he starts courting you. He can speed things along if you really want him to, but Luca would enjoy a month or so of gentle flirting and pining. Anticipation is part of the enjoyment!

-After being together for so long, he starts to pick up some of your mannerisms and modern dialect. It’s funny for him to suddenly be throwing out pop culture references when he doesn’t fully understand them. It’s like teaching your grandparents slang; he doesn’t get it but he’s happy to be involved. I’m 100% sure there’s no wifi at the manor but if you have any funny videos saved to you phone they become Luca’s favorite thing. You are now designated manor documentarian! Make sure to catch all of everyone’s embarrassing and funny moments.

-On that note, it’s also incredibly helpful for Luca if you film the two of you a lot. Literally anything, him mumbling to himself while he works, silly jokes, him playing the piano. It’s so much easier to show him things when his memory fails, than to try and explain your relationship from the ground-up.

[folklore-barnes]

My Grotesquerie Theories

warning: spoilers maybe if you're not up to date✝️

Marshall and/or Charlie are the leaders of the cult. But I'm leaning more towards Marshall. The sequence of him in the hospital getting a little agitated because he didn't want Eddie or Megan to say goodbye to Lois was CREEPY. The way he entered the scene and how he conducted himself as the music played in the background was insane and I literally thought to myself “is this man the devil or something?”.

Someone also mentioned that because it is alluded that his students are very loyal to him, it would make sense for him to be a cult leader.

Satanist rituals might be the motive. Clues to this could be the puzzle that Lois was doing in her home, which was of Francisco Goya's Witches Sabbath. Another clue could be the repeated use of goat heads and how the crimes seem to be sort of a mockery or challenge towards Christian morals, teachings and values. We've yet to see the real crimes, but it is said in the trailer that they're basically a copy of the crimes in her dream, except more calculated. So I wouldn't rule this out. Plus, Megan and Charlie had also mentioned in the dream that satanism could've been a motive.

Charlie is the devil or something along those lines. Listen... for some reason I've been getting the feeling that Dr. Charlie is also evil, and it's all in the boots. I saw someone in here say they think he's the devil and I've contemplated it too. There's just something about the boots...

Charlie and Megan are also together in real life and have a nun/priest kink. Somehow, Lois knows this.

Eddie will be recruited or already has been recruited by Marshall to execute some of or all the killings.

Megan will find out that Charlie is in on the killings and will confront him, causing him to attack her or threaten her. There's a possibility she joins him. I'm 50/50 on it. Source? the voices.

No but seriously, I saw some clips in the teaser of the next three episodes and she is seen being attacked by someone with a white coat and I've convinced myself it's him.

The killer or brains of the operation knows Lois and has been by her bedside while she's in a coma. They have told her everything they plan to do in the town, which is probably why she saw all the murders in her coma dream before they happen. Source? Also the voices...

But also, seriously, in the first episode, Nurse Redd tells Lois that patients in a coma hear and feel a lot of things. So I feel like her dream was affected by both memories, perceptions and what she has been hearing. Of course not all dreams make sense, so we don't have to make sense of the whole thing. It's possible they want to explore the idea that she predicted the murders, but if she didn't, my guess is she heard about them while in her coma.

Everyone is in on the murders except Lois and Merritt. Having to survive together is what will lead to their reconciliation.

I think that's abt it, Might be more coming up, if I pick anything up or remember anything else I've theorized.

[the-burd-lord]

Heavily inspired by @deafenedsaltwater 's concepts. Idk what was in that post, but it sparked me to make a whole heap of sketches and ideas. Dunno how far I'm gonna roll with this concept, but for now it's rollin kinda far.

Loads of info below:

Four is the math teacher with X as his TA. Four's one of those teachers that really knows the material, but because they know it so well he thinks it should be easy for anyone to get. So they're kinda harsh with the students if they get something wrong.

Whereas X gives more positive reinforcements for students, and isn't as harsh with them. X doesn't know as much of the material, and probably looks to the teacher's textbook if they're lost. One of those teachers who kinda learns with the class.

Airy is the school's nurse and teaches the Home E.C. class, and he's awful at both jobs. When he's not starting fires or teaching the course like it's some kind of wilderness survival camp, he's mainly works as the nurse.

As a nurse, he misdiagnoses things constantly if it's not an obvious injury, and uses a bunch of herbal remedies for the few things he does know how to help with. Mainly scrapes and stomach aches.

Two often times subs in for him when Airy has to take care of a sick student, who often times will fake being sick so they can get Two to teach the class.

MePhone teaches coding and AutoCAD as an extra circular, and probably typing for lower grades. I keep slappin' a bunch of classes onto 'im cause I remember taking so many throughout high and middle school.

He doesn't enjoy teaching coding or typing since he doesn't see them as creative as making actual models for things in AutoCAD, even though the other two can be used creatively. MePad's kinda left to teach those classes despite being a TA.

Also it's a very hands off class where he gives them the basics of how to use the program, and the rest of the class is leaving the students to make whatever thing fits the assignment.

He's the kind of teacher who's real in tune with internet culture and reality tv so he uses a bunch of modern slang phrases or casually gives hot takes on shows if he overhears the students talking about them. Everyone thinks it's cause he wants to be "hip with the kids" when in reality he just has brain rot.

Clock's the history teacher. He discusses each history point with the same tone and enthusiasm, and remembers the years and eras with pinpoint accuracy. Kinda put too much emphasis on the dates, and how long events lasted, over the content of those events.

He's the teacher you can get to go on a long side tangent about something unrelated to the material, but they'd always find a way to bring it back to history.

Idk I also think it'd also be funny if he co-taught an economics class with Four (thinking there'd be a lot of math involved) when it's really more so about theories.

Out of all the teachers, Four and Clock are the most knowledgeable and could probably teach college level courses if they wanted to.

Animatic is the PE teacher with too much energy and gives the harshest workouts but thinks they're easy. Mainly cause he does them alongside the students and always has energy after to run laps around the school. Two would have probably told them to tone it down.

Speaking of-

Two is the health counselor and sub for Home Econ., but also has a bunch of unofficial jobs. They're the unofficial vice principal mainly cause the rest of the speaker boxes are kinda incompetent at their job, and they have to mediate not only students but teachers too (mainly Four and Animatic). As well as sub in for Airy, or even act as a supervisor, when need be.

Some other ones I haven't drawn yet are Daddy Long Legs as the music teacher, Popcorn as the theater teacher, and Hourglass as the English/Literature teacher.

The speaker boxes are the principle/VP/admin. They all kinda interchange with each other, considering how similar they all are also cause they switch out a lot in the original show.

Dunno who the science or art teacher would be, cause I'm mainly going after object shows I've seen. Honestly I may just swap some roles around.

Mainly doing this as a thing for funsies, but boy howdy is it a rapidly rolling snowball.

[worldofmetahumans]

Met-U Classes! In the DC Universe!

When you join World of Metahumans - your character will be starting out as a first year on Metropolis University. A place where your character will learn how to deal with their powers and what it is like in the Metahuman world. Here we will give you a look into our classes!

Computer Science - Found on the ground floor, in Computer Science you are capable of learning many different things related to computers, including programming and different computer languages. You will get to hear about the history of Computer Science, alongside practising this information practically. Computer Science is a three-year class, which means that you can take this class from Year 1 to Year 3. Weaponomics - Found on the 3rd floor, Weaponomics is a three-year course, starting in year 1 and ending in year 3. This course is supposed to teach you about different weapons. This includes anything from weapon history, to how to wield different weapons and find the weapon that works perfectly with your powers. Home Economics - Found on the 1st floor, Home Economics is a seven-year course, meaning that you will be able to study this for all 7 years at the University. In Home Economics, you will be learning about all the basic needs at home, like how to clean your house, how to cook, how to use the space properly, and even how to raise a family. Healing - Found on the 1st floor, Healing is a class that many will find useful. It is taught as a seven-year course and will teach you everything that you need about your body, medical care and medical training. All of these are incredibly good knowledge to have when going out in the world and when using your powers and abilities. Villainry - Found on the 3rd floor, this is a course that those who wish to become anti-heroes or villains might find exciting. It is a 7-year course, which is supposed to teach students about different villains, their abilities and powers, and how to become a perfect villain. History - Found on the 5th floor, this is another course for those who are interested in learning about events all over the metahuman world. This course offers not only memorable heroes and villains across the universe, but also important events that affect the entire world until the one that we know now. This is a 7-year course, meaning that you can start it in your first year and it ends during your 7th year. Music - Found on the 6th floor, this class is for those who are interested in learning deeply about various music genres and instruments. You will also be able to learn more about music theories and find the meaning of those notes on the music sheet that you might never understand before. This is a 4-year class, meaning you can start it during year one. Botany - Found outside, you will be able to find your Botany class. This class will teach you anything about plants, including their types, its anatomy, and of course, its uses. You can even start making your own garden after attending this class! This is also a 7-year course that you can start taking in your first year. Hero Advisory - Found on the 5th floor, this is a course for those who wish to become true heroes. This course does not focus as much on different heroes, but it focuses on creating the perfect hero identity and learning different hero abilities and talents to form you to become a great hero. This is a 7-year course, from your first year until 7th year. Superpower Training - Also found outside, this class focuses on your powers and their development. This class also teaches you power theories for all races and superpowers. If you want to practice your powers more to get used to them, this is the perfect class for you. This is another 7-year course that you can take starting your first year.

Psychology - Found on the 7th floor, this is a class which focuses on different aspects of the human brain and its way of thinking. Different parts of the subject can include sociology, how the brain works and different details about it and people’s ways of thinking. This class can be started when you start your 3rd year and lasts until year 7.

Astronomy - Found in the student center, this class focuses on outer space. You will learn different things such as information about the different planets, phenomena in outer space and zodiac signs. This class starts in your 4th year and lasts until year 7. Art and Literature - Found in the student center, this class is to teach you about the arts. It focuses on topics such as arts, literature, music, language and much, much more. This class starts in your year 4 and lasts until year 7. Combat - Found outside, this is a class that teaches you to be physically ready for any possible fights. Living as a superbeing, despite your alignment, you can never avoid fighting. Hand-to-hand combats, ranged combats, you will have to get used to them. This is also a four-year course starting from year 4 until year 7.

Diplomacy - Found on campus hall, this course focuses on relations between people, followed by theories and practices on how to build better connections with people, personally and professionally. Diplomacy can be taken during your 6th and 7th years.

But there are even some classes you can follow after graduation! Such as Heroes and Heroism to become a Superhero or Trickery and Deceit to become a Supervillain, but also classes such as Athlete Training to become a Professional Sports Player, Law to become a Lawyer, or Secret Intelligence to become a Secret Agent; and much more!

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