#and. idk

[iidgm]

“Dogday says . . . Fetch!”

Roxie watched their friend toss the rubber ball, the ball going well over their head and beyond.

“Go! Go! As far as you can!”

They giggled and made a run for it, their arms full of the trash they had gathered earlier. They had big projects, you see. Big, big projects! Bigger than you could imagine!

Their little legs moved as fast as they could, following the path the ball had taken. The weight in their arms slowed them down, but that didn’t deter them at all!

They ran and ran, the scraps they carried slowly started to fall from their grasp, but they did not look back or slow down to pick them up. They were on a mission! That was Dogday’s favorite ball, they couldn't just leave it!

Roxie’s eyes zeroed on the small, yellow, rubber ball on the ground.

They gasped for air, they haven’t run like that in a while! Not since Hoppy challenged the whole crew into a speeding contest. She won, of course, but they didn’t do bad at all either!

Roxie let go of the remaining objects in their arms, making a beeline towards the yellow ball.

Roxie wrapped their fingers around the sphere, and stared at it longingly.

Roxie looked back, looked back at the path they took. They tried their best to see beyond the red on the walls and floor, the red in the ceiling and air.

Red red red.

Roxie turned their vision to the small pile they managed to bring with them, and gently took a small cardboard cutout.

A cardboard cutout that had their best friend in it. A cardboard cutout that had a big red button to press.

Roxie pressed the button, cradling the object in their arms.

“Dogday says . . . Fetch!”

It said.

“Go! Go! As fast as you can!”

It said.

Roxie let out a bitter laugh, and hung their head low.

They were so. Tired.

So, so tired.

[arsenicflame]

ok andddddd heres the moment i get really nervous about this stupid thing ive put way too much energy into

[absolutelyzoned]

methinks it would be really funny to make a fathers day card for. my dad obviously. but draw gabriel and have him saying some dumb shit like "happy FAThers day, mortal." but alas. ...idk if my dad knows shit about ultrakill. ngl knowing him hes definitely at least heard of it but .... hrm....

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

hm. having a thought

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[pupucino]

life imitates art

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[retrobr]

I have no excuses and no regrets

[wynsvre]

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[lesbian-moon-gf]

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"