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[odeggy]

@run-in-cirlcez is being obtuse

propaganda is welcomed

[ash-the-mushroom-mage]

I hate bread

Tell me your deepest, darkest bread secrets Internet.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Dinosaur freezes a large amount of food and considers himself very well prepared indeed to recover from surgery.

(I don't normally add patreon links to posts, but I will this time since I'm about to miss a few weeks of work. Thank you to my patrons for making that a less bad thing financially than it would be otherwise!)

[clefadrylcorner]

Obsessed with lovers and piners calling the object of their affections their best friend. Like yessss blur the lines between platonic and romantic love. show how important they are to you in a multifaceted way. Cover up your feelings with another kind of love that is just as true. One type of love does not negate the other and but tragedy can rip both out from under you single handedly, and it will hurt so much more that way. Losing a friend and a lover. Gaining both and not needing any labels for what they are. Using labels but having it be so much more than a title. Were they friends before they were lovers? Or were they lovers whose friendship grew inside of their love? Unclear! Who cares!

[catmask]

in nicies news though one of my closest friends saw an old picture of me compare to one of me now and complimented me on how ive gained weight and look much healthier now and im

[katnissmellarkkk]

suzanne collins : “so in the epilogue of mockingjay, katniss only refers to her children as the girl and the boy-”

people who read with one eye shut : “BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LOVE HER KIDS AND WAS FORCED INTO HAVING THEM BY THE EVIL PEETA MELLARK?”

suzanne collins probably : “because i couldn’t decide on two names i liked.”

[breadandblankets]

"Bruce Thomas Wayne!" the roar of a cycle cuts off abruptly and the yell rings through the cavern of the batcave.

Batman, suited up for the night, freezes stock still where he was reviewing some notes.

He turns, slowly, to greet his mentee.

"Hello Duke," he says as the Signal stalks forward.

"Fucking tell me when you put something new in my kit." Duke looks angry, an uncommon sight all things considered, especially pointed at Bruce. It happens, every now and then of course, they're all human.

Bruce wracks his brain for what of the changes to Duke's kit he could be referring to and coming up blank. No matter.

"I did," he states.

"Nuh uh," Duke shakes his head. "We ain't doing this,"

"I don't know what 'this' is."

"Yes you do, you do it to all of us," Duke crosses his arms over his chest with a very pointed look. It's the look Duke usually gives him when Duke thinks Bruce is a moron. "Now admit you were wrong."

"I-"

"Ah! Head like a steel trap fucker," Duke says, tapping his temple. "I know my rights."

Bruce sighs, while he's pretty sure he did tell Duke, there was still every possibility he didn't. And knowing Duke, the kid was probably right. The intensity of this conversation however, speaks of a story, and probably an incident.

"What's the damage?"

"Wayne Tech data center #2"

"Oh," that will be a fun report to read. "Good."

"Yeah, good, now only you get to pay for your dumbassery."

Bruce nods in agreement.

"Noted."

"Scared the shit outta me man," Duke tosses his hands in the air. "Tell me! Next time!"

Ah, there's the real issue. Bruce nods again, making a mental note to send all of the recent changes to Duke after this conversation.

"Will do."

Duke gives him another look, and sighs a little under his breath.

"Finish the sentence," Duke says. "I'm not your mama."

"No," Bruce replies, with a hit of amusement. "I imagine not."

"Funny, now..." Duke waves his hand in Bruce's general direction, as if to prompt him to say his lines over.

"I'm sorry Duke."

"Good," Duke claps his hands together and smiles widely at him. "Have a nice night!"

Duke's a good kid, will be an even better man. Even when they're yelling at each other, Bruce can never be any less than immensely proud of him.

He can't wait to see who he will become.

"You too," he says. Then, because he remembers that Duke's probably hungry after patrol: "There's leftover enchiladas in the fridge."

"Fuck yeah!" Duke punches a hand in the air.

There's a lull in sound in the cave for a moment before Bruce hears talking from a little bit away.

"Oh hey Jason," that's Duke still, probably putting away his gear in his batcave locker.

"What the fuck did you do?" Jason replies in a furtive whisper-yell, still more than audible to Bruce.

"Going to have to give me more than that."

"B just apologized, B never apologizes." Ouch, Bruce thinks. He's not that bad is he?

Is he?

"Who are you?" Jason continues.

"Skill issue," and Bruce can hear the smirk in Duke's voice.

"No, wait, get back here!"

[luna-the-cretar]

I love the difference between how Mikey plays a goblin (Gricko), and how Andy plays a goblin (Skrimm)

Mikey: this is Gricko. The only thing that really separates him from any other race is that he is small and an agent of chaos.

Andy: this is my son Skrimm. He is a pathetic dirty trash goblin who likes to eat literal garbage. Please bully him, he needs the enrichment.

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Y'know, I didn't used to be like this, but ever since finding the ace and aro communies, my desire for cake and garlic bread has increased rapidly.

Must be those darn liberals.

[canisalbus]

The baker dog looks like he would have been friendly to small Machete, or at least have treated Machete in a way that made him think the baker was being friendly. I can imagine sometimes when Machete would come by the baker would say something like "do you want to help?" or "uh oh, the bread beast is back" Maybe even giving him a pat on the back or a ruffle on the head

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[benevolenterrancy]

Dumbass thought but shizun (sy) x Tony the tiger

The Tiger Demon Lord is here to negotiate with Junshang's empress (人❛▽^) ~ ☆✧˖° It's sure to go 𝔾ℝℝℝℝℝ𝔼𝔸𝕋 °˖✧`☆

[trek-tracks]

These new CAPTCHAs are just a little too easy

[once-in-a-half-life]

i saw these posts where G-Man was drawn based on photos of willem dafoe... so here's my (very late) contribution I made while playing around in S2FM

bonus: the sillyyyyyyyyyyy

[daily-grian]

and now fish grian but he's been sushi'd

[miss-vanta-likes-to-write]

My partner has started taking me out for Korean bbq before my period so I can my iron intake (also I just get so gd hungry when I’m ovulating so two birds one stone).

Who you think in the 141 would do the same?

Without a doubt Money Bags (Price) and Emo Kid (Simon)

Price: He knows from experience that his love gets tired on their cycle and it's due to the blood loss. He thinks it's a fun date night. Prefers to go during the day time because at night the rowdy crowd shows up. He tried soju once and was like "it's juice lol" and he was lit lit directly after crushing like five cups back to back. 10/10

Simon: doesn't want to deal with a hangry partner. Also wants to eat a lot and side note he's making you take iron pills as well as loading your diet up with red meat. He secretly enjoys the Kpop they play at the restaurant. Loves him some banchan and he is too clumsy for chopsticks. 9.5/10 because he makes you feed him with the chopsticks

Bonus:

Pretty Boy: he is cultured. So you have Korean BBQ at home lol. He likes to cook and prep it all for the mini grill he keeps on hand for this exact reason. Plans like two weeks in advance if he can swing it to make things home made like the kimchi but if he can't he gets it from the market. (He Google translates everything in the market since he is buying what he sees everyone else buy). 11/10 because he turns into a whole thing with movies and blankets after.

Tide Pod Boy: this child takes you to the restaurant and he talks big game, but mango soju is his enemy and won't let him be great. He actually speaks a bit of conversational Korean and asks to practice but his thick Scottish accent won't let him be great. He orders more than he can chew and watches you eat more than half the meat. He's so full of Soju and rice. Honestly you both end up in the bakery getting cream-ppang and you end up ubering home cause you both drank too much. 8.5/10