#arys rambles

[writingpostmidnight]

i love being an izzy hands centrist. yes i hate him. yes i’m obsessed with him. yes he sucks. yes i love him. yes he’s probably just a bad evil guy representing toxic masculinity played by a rlly good actor. no he is actually a character with complex nuanced emotional and gay psychosexual motivations. yes he is incapable of love. no love drove him insane. yes he’s kinda overrated out of a cast of outstanding acts. but he’s hot and i want him. etc.

[truerequitedlove]

dan and phil clickbaiting phannies can actually be something so personal. i hope they keep doing it forever

[aristarxs]

BOTS THAT HAVE BEEN SPAMMING THE ACE TAGS

Just a collection of bots that have been spamming the asexual tags, so that people can block and report them. Please reblog/send me any more so I can add to this list!

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[tenderflint]

is this anything

[psychopomparia]

In this household, we appreciate male Rover

look at him

[soapsbaby]

Ghost / Soap / Reader heacanons

Idea: Soap, Ghost and the reader are in a poly relationship Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish, afab reader Rating: 18+ (minors DNI) Themes: Submissive reader, humiliation, praise, mask, overstimulation, threesomes, oral sex, dp mention, just general N S F W themes Word count: 700ish

You haven’t even dated for that long but you are already sure that they are the ones for you, just for how easily you get along and how taken care of you feel by them. You know you can talk about anything with them.

They rarely get jealous of each other, considering that you have more than enough love to give to both of them, but they certainly get competitive when it comes to pleasing you. More than once they have turned you into a shaking mess because one had to prove to the other how many times they could make you cum and how much faster they could do it than the other.

Simon is more ruthless with you while Johnny makes sure you get praised and are taken care of (not that Simon doesn’t do that, he just doesn’t do so as vocally as Johnny does.) I know he’s big, but look how well you are taking him. You’re doing so well, being so pretty for us. Simon, look how pretty she looks. Tell her how good she is, Simon. Simon usually isn’t very vocal, but he will always follow Johnny’s orders to praise you.

Double penetration is, well, almost impossible considering their sizes, but you’re working on it. Usually now they take turns or one takes your pretty mouth while the other gets to fuck your pussy.

All three of you prefer if all of you are present, but at times when one of you is not in the mood it can just be two of you. It can be you alone with one of the boys, but Simon and Johnny adore each other as well and can make do without you too.

They know you have a thing for their uniforms so they often do you the favor of keeping them on. Some of your favorite times of having sex with them is if they just came home from work, sweaty and riled up and you were their toy to fuck their frustrations out on. You never mind when they do.

They love leaving you covered in marks before missions, bruises, hickeys, bite marks, whatever you can think of. Don’t want you to forget about us, hm?

All three of you are the type to send suggestive pictures to one another when you have to be apart. Simon sends dick pics, Johnny is the type to sneak away so he can send videos of him jerking off, moaning your name. You also love sending them whatever you can to get them riled up and frustrated and ready to ruin you when they finally get home. 

They get super possessive of you whenever anyone tries to approach you. You can imagine what would happen if you are at a club and someone disrespects you and your two guard dog boyfriends come up to you, hands on your shoulders, a cold smile on their lips. Need some help, baby?

They like showing you off, their pretty girl in a dress they chose for you, sitting on their laps in public so everyone can see who you belong to and that you are off limits for everyone else. One specialty of them is having you sit in Johnny`s lap, him kissing down your neck while Simon gets to make out with you.

They adore teasing you until you are just begging for them to fuck you, be it casually touching you or just whispering things into your ear until you are on the verge of tears because you want them so badly. Soap is usually the one to give in first, he can’t resist his sweet girl while Ghost is the one who keeps you waiting for longer. He simply gets too much pleasure out of seeing you begging and desperate. 

Aftercare with them is heaven. Imagine being sandwiched by the two men you are head over heels in love with, telling you that you are their perfect girl that they’d do anything for and how well you did. If you are too tuckered out they’ll completely take care of you, carry you to the bathroom, clean you up and give you a bath and then afterwards cuddle up in bed with you, showering you in kisses.

[underqualified-human]

I had the most random thought:

[made in paint cuz i don't have any editing sofware]

[kentonanamisupremacy]

I know a lot of people headcanon the JJK guys as hard doms or something but... I'm in love with the thought of JJK men as SO soft and intimate. Like...

How Nanami's face gets all gentle when he sees you laying in bed next to him. You get to see his eyes wrinkle up with happiness while he's inside you, just so overjoyed that he's there with you in the moment-- he can't help but grin and laugh and press his forehead to yours and steal long kisses!!!

Or Toji suddenly going all quiet when he's kissing your stomach and thighs, laying his face reverently onto your skin and sighing quietly, cheeks flushed with desire, content to just be yours for the night or morning...

Satoru caught with a boner as soon as you get home, giggling as he pulls his shirt off, tickling you and teasing you, jumping onto the couch for messy kisses and playful touches, peeking one eye out of the blindfold just so he can take in how pretty you are for himself.

For a series that has so much heartbreak, I think we need more small domestic moments of joy and softness...

[sapionic]

Astro Notes - A MEGA POST

Enjoy this multitude of Astro info. This connects to the placements of these signs, but focus on the zodiac sign itself for simplification.

Aries, Virgo, and Libra can relate to a lot of things and they know how to naturally rise up to the occasion. They are naturally in tune with initiative, authority, and capability. Capricorn, Sagittarius, and Aquarius is more of an "on steroids" version.

Sagittarius and Aquarius are so similar, no wonder why they end up close whether it be best friends, close friends, or family. Their energy and lifestyles are just too similar to NOT connect.

Cancer and Taurus can relate so much which is why they do well together on a general scale. They both are observant and hesitant. They both don't take action on things until they really have the desire to.

It's not weird that Aries and Virgo come together regarding romance. They do some things similar although still having their different ways of doing it.

Capricorn and Virgo can relate, but there are still things that they do differently. Capricorn likes to do a little more if these two were to be compared because Capricorns are embedded with heightened authority.

Virgo, Scorpio and Capricorn can relate to their capability to be charitable and service-oriented individuals. They would do well with creating a business together as they all would be equally involved + their dependability.

Gemini, Aries, and Leo can have a lot of fun together. The Leo would be the one making sure everyone is good. The Gemini will be the one having the most fun. The Aries would be the one fighting with or for their friends.

The good thing about Capricorn is that they are not combative, competitive people in general. They really just be about their productivity and success. Their actions are based on what success means to them at that time. Like, a Capricorn in high school might not be focused on too much adult stuff yet, but there is something that they would be desiring. They are powerful people on their own which is likely why people flock to them. They hold their weight naturally. Most likely they are reincarnated as the mature ones of the zodiac, but why is that? They have heavy 9 energy via Numerology. 9 is time and maturity in a numerical sense. This could be why things happen for them early.

Aries, Taurus, Cancer, and Libra can relate to not having a life that is a cakewalk. Things don't just fall in their lap, it takes time, growth and experience. These signs have a lot of learning and growing to do so it can seem like they have to do more striving which means more hurtles to jump, but their capability is endless and not to be underestimated.

Pisces and Gemini can relate a lot, actually so these two coming together makes sense when you know what to focus on. Of course Gemini would be the one of dominance which makes pisces women and gemini men the more ideal combination just based off gender roles. They do things very similar and actually compliment each other nicely. Gemini adds some extra adventure to Pisces life.

[scorchedmazes]

ok but think about it,, minho ran three years in the maze.

meaning he had a first day of running. a first week. a first month. a first year.

so,, imagine:

he runs the inner sections first. then gradually, he runs the outer sections. mostly alone at first, until alby decides they need partners.

each day his legs becoming more tired. more sore.

he hides it. he hides the pains in his sides as he runs. he hides the pain that shoots up and down his legs from overuse. he hides the fact that his lungs feel like they could explode if he runs anymore.

he hides all of that bc he’s the fastest runner,, which eventually leads to him being named keeper.

none of the gladers know that he spends the rest of his day/night massaging his legs and stretching. none of them notice how his face twitches in pain when he sits down or stands up after sitting for too long. none of them see how hard it is for him to hide his pain not only physically but mentally as well.

[writingpostmidnight]

hell yeah i got tagged in something that lets me share my music thanks @snapbackdad 10 most recently played songs, tag 10 ppl

imma tag ten ppl bc i love following directions but as always no pressure to participate. also if u see this & i didn’t tag u but u wanna share ur ten songs tag me anyway i love to find new music :3

@detrasystem @impulsive-astrophile @ur-cute-so-i @canvas-the-florist @icedchaigirllove @whateverwarrior @treesofgreen @girls-and-honey @lourek @carryitthru

[truerequitedlove]

the tease at the end lmao fuck offf dan

[romanovaswebs]

the spiders would DEFINITELY see barbie w you are you kidding.

miles already picked up the tickets early so you don't have to rush & checked to see if they had special popcorn buckets. gwen redid her hair to have that extra pop for watch day & makes you do the photo op.

pav bought matching shirts for you guys & jokes how he isn't sure if he's more like ken or barbie with his perfect hair. hobie is ready for barbieheimer to explode & asks people to 'up the kenergy' .

miguel acts like he's disinterested in either, but when you look at him forty minutes in, he's silently entrenched in it.

you're a catch babe, don't doubt it ! plus, who wouldn't wanna watch cinema <3

[tenderflint]

love getting an outsider's perspective on black sails. like yeah jack's sideburns sure are silly. vane's voice does sound really weird. yeah that is the guy from umbrella academy

[psychopomparia]

You guys heard of DCKZ, 4GGRAVTE, and 6REEZE. Get ready for:

[ari-shipping-stuff]

LUCALBERTO NATION STAY WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!