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thebottomfromhell · 9 months

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In regards to the post about reader dying in their arms, could I request something along the lines of once the upper moons die, reader was waiting for them so they could go to hell together?

Thank you!

Got it. This is also an interesting one since there would be [mentioned in some, to make my life easier] interactions with Koyuki, Daki and Shinobu. I would like to add that this last one wouldn't be a positive one, so sorry if you are a fan of Shinobu, but she is not liking reader so reader is not liking her neither.

Uppermoon meets their male (tbh in this one is more GN, I just say male bc the other prev. ask was more explicit in the gender) demon S/O reader after dying before going to hell. Previous ask here. Also an incorrect quote inspired in the Douma hc.

Warnings: Manga Spoilers, A bit of angst (pk, maybe a tad more than a bit, but still), Mentioned dead/murder, Akaza and Douma have things going on with female characters, Gyokko and Douma are their own warnings, and Karaku starts making out with you the second he sees you.

Gyutaro + Daki:

"Y/N! What is this place?! It's awful! Where is onii-chan?!" You hear a well known high pitched voice first, but the girl in front of you... you knew Daki was young, still a girl rather than a woman, when she was transformed, but this? She can't be older than fourteen. She looks so similar, and yet so different. Unlike you, she looks human and doesn't even seem aware of it. "Daki... stay close, we will find your brother." You say as you turn around, offering your hand whish she takes, feeling the light following you, almost heating up your back, as if telling you to hand over the girl to it. You only fix your grip as you look for Gyutaro in the nothing, and it doesn't take you that much to find him.

"Onii-chan!" Daki screams as she speeds up, still holding your hand to force you to do the same. It's a relief that Gyutaro looks the same as always, you missed that ugly face of his, as he puts his attention on his little sister as she complains and orders him to fix things. Then he looks at you. "Y/N... what are you doing here, ne?" You smile at him gently, he doesn't seem good, beyond the fact that he is dead. He looks... sad. "I was waiting for you, Gyutaro." You answer honestly as he turns around. "Make Ume go towards the light." Ume? Who is U- "What?! What do you mean?!" Oh......... oh...

You are still processing everything as the siblings fight, Gyutaro trying to scare Daki... Ume towards the light, saying hurtful things as she begs to not be left behind. Daki begging? It's just so wrong, but again... this is Ume, just a little girl that has the chance to not pay for more than a century of murder, in between other crimes. And she is the little sister of a young man who is nothing but willing to let her go in order to protect her, the same way he didn't hesitate to become nothing but an extension to her so she could get the lives she wanted and with him only there when she actually needs him. "You and I are not siblings anymore, you are nothing to me." "Gyutaro! We both know you don't mean that!" You have to shut him up after that, but he just sounds so defeated... "Daki, your Onii-chan wants to protect you, to have a better chance that we will. Do you want to go towards the light?" There is little to no people that asks them what they want, you were always the one to fix that.

Ume shakes her head as tears still fall from her face. "NO! I WON'T GO! IF ONII-CHAN DOESN'T GO THEN I DON'T WANT TO! HE PROMISED! HE PROMISED ME WE WOULD ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! HE PROMISED!" When Gyutaro turns around you already have her in your back, shutting her up by the surprise. "Take her hand, she will need her big brother by her side. I will take her there so you don't have to." So he doesn't have to feel the weight of being the one to bring his little sister, his beautiful child, to hell only because he doesn't have the strengh nor the ability to get her something better. "Ne... thank you, Y/N, for everything." He says as he takes her hand, and you step into the fire as she cries.

She probably doesn't even know why she is crying, but she is. You also tear a bit and when you look at your side, Gyutaro is crying too. It's the end, but at least you are together.

Gyokko:

You don't have to say anything, just smirk as you arch one eyebrow as Gyokko's head appears in your hands. "Hey, Gyokko. So you died too, huh?" He barely showed any sympathy towards you when you were dying, and honestly... this is karma. "Urg. Y/N, you will not believe the night I just had!" He inmediately starts complaining, just like the good old times. Honestly, you don't know how much time you spent sitting in the... ground? Is this even a ground? Still, it's nice, you even massage his scalp with your fingers as he goes on. Alive, he could do this for hours, but now there is no time, no real worries, not even the damned sun.

"And everything has been so stressful since you left. Everyone else lacks taste and talent, don't know how to do anything! For the enlightened, I really should have protected you better..." he remains in silence after that, making eye contact with you, as you atill process how to take it. It's a confession or regret? An apology? An "I love you"? None of them? All of them? It still manage to turn your smirk into a brave smile. "I missed you a lot, I didn't really expect you to die but... I guess I really hoped we could be like this once again." He also smiles at that, probably remembering your last conversation when you were dying.

"I also missed you, don't ever go on your own again." "Will you miss me?" You asked that day, and you got the answer you hoped for a second time. "I'm also glad you haven't changed a bit, you are the same as always. The demon I fell in love with." "I love you, Gyokko. Never change" you told him, and he still remembers, you can see that by his facial expressions. Did he think about you the same way you thought about him, you want to ask but at the same time... you know exactly where you are. "Your body is not regenerating." You point out and he sighs in frustration. "I will probably have a full body again the second we step into hell... " there is a pause there, Gyokko is probably as scared as you are to get in that place.

"You know? I remembered that my parents died when I was a kid, their corpses were just in front of me, but I could only feel fascinated by them. I wanted to keep them in the hallways to always be able to contemplate them, but I wasn't allowed. People don't understand the beauty of death, if you had left something behind I would have kept it." It makes sense, maybe because you are still like a demon, but it makes sense. Keeping those you hold dear close even after death, if you need a corpse to do so, so be it. So be it... you stand up, holding Gyokko's head against your chest, protecting it with your arms as you walk into hell. "You will also need a body for me to keep you around." He looks at you a bit surprised, but relaxes and laughes "Well then, I trust you."

Hantengu:

Hantengu inmediately starts a tantrum, throwing himself at the ground (can you even call it ground?) when he saw he was in front of the gates of hell, crying and screaming, trying to gain sympathy of beings that were not around. Just you, but he is so scared he hasn't noticed you yet. "Hantengu." You call him, making him turn around to see you before running straight towards you, hiding his hace in your chest as he wraps he arms around you to keep crying. "Y/N! Y/N! Oh, thank the gods you are here! Why are you in this awful place? It's so scary!" You pat his hunched back to comfort him as you smile, he hasn't changed one bit. "Hello to you too, Hantengu."

It's hard to say how long did you stay like this, Hantengu holds into you as if you were his last chance of salvation, but you were not able to even save yourself. The best you did was stay in this place, awful as he called it, to avoid stepping into hell. You know Hantegu's sanity, if there is any left, won't be able to handle the darkness and emptyness of this place. He is the first being you have seen in what it feels ages, and while you know having a dear face should make it easier... maybe the best is to keep going. Still, you only try to help him to feel better, not knowing how to voice out your opinion. "Please talk to me... say something, anything..."

So you talk, not of anything in particular, you tell him how much you missed him, how much you thought about him, how much you love him, as he rubs his face against you, looking for both physical and emotional comfort. You talk for an even longer time than he was crying, being listenes as he uses your voice as a medium to scape reality, to relax against you and pretend everything is fine. "And... Hantengu, I think we can't really stay here. Nobody is meant to be here." He sighs against you, keeping quiet before answering weakly. "I know, but it's so scary. Why must this happen to us? What did we do to deserve this?" You both know what you did.

You smile, ignoring Hantengu's attempt to fool everyone, himself included, that he's innocent. You only take one of his hands and put yourself behind him, covering his eyes with your free hand. "Do you trust me?" You asks as he trembles against your touch as you blind him, he has always been so paranoid... "I do." But you have always been his safespace, and so he leans on your hand as you guide him to hell, both of you together. There isn't much left to say, but it's ok... it's ok as long as you have your beloved by your side.

Sekido:

{You didn't say anything to Hantengu when you saw him and he doesn't notice you are there. What were you supposed to say? You were not with him, you were with one of his clones, who were just that. Clones, not their own individual, so none of them should have an existence besides Hantengu's Blood Demon Art. But he was not just a clone for you, he was the one you fell in love with, with his defects and quirks. The main body shrieks and cries, trying to hug the ground or whatever this is, not wanting to move on the same way you don't. The black smoke starts to cover him as you only think about your beloved, then you notice said smoke is actually covering him instead of passing as air. When you can hear Hantengu anymore you go where he was and manage to grab his arm to pull him up, only to find him instead.}

"Sekido?" You aske before recieving a hit in the face that makes you fall down, Sekido is clearly angry at you still. "YOU! YOU DIED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AFTER ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH?! YOU LITTLE SHIT! FUCKING BASTARD!" He is still the one to grab you to help force you to stand up before hugging you. "Fuck you, Y/N.... fuck you.... I'm so fucking pissed with you. I told you to not leave." You start to feel the tears in your shoulder, there are so many questions of how this is possible, but for you, the only important thing is that you have Sekido in your arms as you hug him back tightly. "Why did you have to leave?"

You pat his back to comfort him, you didn't want to leave him neither. You genuinely thought you would never see him again and didn't want to go to hell until you came in terms with that. But Sekido is here, so you grab his face softly, tears still falling off his eyes as you go for a kiss. "I missed you too, Sekido. I'm glad I was able to see you again." You smile at him as he begins to curse and avoid looking at you, trying to hide his crying face. "I'm sorry for hurting you" you say even though you know he won't say it back, but your priority is to make him feel better, or at least good enough so he won't hit you again. "Whatever.... I missed you too."

There is a lot going on in your mind right now. Is Sekido real? Or will he turn back into Hantengu the second you both step into hell? The idea scares you, and a lot. You just got him back and you don't want to lose him just now, not yet. You don't even dare to ask, you just want to spend a bit more with Sekido. He notices eventually as you just hug him in silence, he inhales deeply before pulling apart. "You have been here long enough." He takes your hand to guide you to hell, but you refuse to follow. "We will go.... later.... right now can we stay together? Just cuddle?" He sighs tired before hugging you "Fine, we will stay here for a while, but we have to go to hell sooner or later. I'll just wait for you... to feel better about it. But we can avoid it forever." and you say everything you wanted back then but couldn't because of time. You will go to hell eventually, but right now you just want your Sekido in your arms.

Karaku:

"Karaku?" You ask before he takes softly the sides of you face to kiss you in this same position. He sucks into hour mouth as if he was a drunk with his favorite drink, hugging you as he wraps his free hand through tha back of your neck. He doens't pull apart for a while, but grins in a just so wholesome way when ge does. "Hey, hot-stuff~. It's been a while, hasn't it?" There are some tears accumulated in his eyes as he stands up and lunges forward to hug you again. "I missed you so much. You have no idea how glad I am to see you again." You really never thought you would see him again.

"I missed you too." He breathes in by the side of your neck before kissing you again, hungry for you as his arms remains wraped around your neck. There are slurping sounds as he slips his tongue in, making this as messy as he can, and you let him. As if you need this to prove that this is real, that Karaku is really here with you and is not leaving anytime soon. Maybe he also needs to convince himself that this is real, but the trail of saliva joining your tongues together definetely is. "Your kisses are still the sweatest." He says rubbing the liquids of both tears and saliva off his face before using his thumbs to do the same to you as you were to numb to do it yourself.

"What now?" You find yourself asking, because everything is so new and so scary. You don't want to lose Karaku again, and he seems to notice your fear, so he grins with confidence. "Well, Sekido would tell us to hurry up and go to hell, as we are supposed to be doing... but I'm not Sekido. I say we stay here for as long as you need, together." He kisses you again as be both start openly crying, none of you really know what you will do. Or if you even will ever be ready to go to hell... but you are together, chasing for a good time as always. There is no hurry, just enjoy the present if you think the future will take said gift away. Karaku will support you, so stay with him a little more.

Urogi:

"Urogi?" You barely manage to ask before he jumps over you, making you fall down in your ass, wraping his arms and legs around you (around your neck and around your waist, like he used to do), using his wings to shield you both from everything. "Y/N! Y/N! YOU'RE HERE! YOU ARE ACTUALLY HERE!" He digs his talons into your skin as he digs his face in your neck, just under you jaw so you are careful with his head, speacially his horns. You can feel him smelling you as if yo make sure you are... there? That you are you? It's hard to tell, but you hug him back, just relieved you got to see him again. "Hey birdie. It's nice to see you. I missed you a lot."

He pull apart slightly to look at you, his face is full of tears as he keeps smiling. "I really missed you too. I missed you a lot. I missed you a million times!" He rambles, repeating phrases and making some expressions he probably doesn't understand as much. He is really all over you, crying and with knots in his nose, not caring of how he looks or if he gets any fluid over you, just that you are finally there after you left. "I love you so much. I don't want you to go like that again, ever. Promise me you won't leave again. Promise!" You can't help but chuckle, it's almost like a child making a tantrum. He is not behaving that different from a dog welcoming it's owner back home after this one left for more than a day. It's cute, but Urogi has always been cute to you.

But you can't help but fear... will you be able to keep that promise, if you make it, once you cross the path into hell? You are just so happy that you have Urogi right here, right now, and Urogi clearly feels the same way about you. But... will it end? Do you want to risk it? Of couse no, you know that you will have to go to hell eventually... "Baby bird... fill me up with what happened since the last time we have seen each other. I want to hear you talk and make up for lost time. Here and now..." he giggles as you rub the liquids off his face, nuzzling against your hands. You kiss his cheek "And once we are ready... will you fly me to hell?" His wings stand up at that, if he realized your fears you have no idea. "Yeah, we have a lot to make up. Specially that las flight! I'll give you the best flight ever after we finish!" He cuddles with you, and you hope it takes the longest time for him to give you what could be again the last flight.... just a little more, you want him for yourself... a little more.

Aizetsu:

"Aizetsu?" "Y/N?" He just makes eye conctact with you for some seconds before standing up properly. "Hi... It's good to see you.... it's been a long time..." He says shyly, playing with his sleeves, and you just have to wrap your arms around him and dig your face on the side of his neck. "Aizetsu!" He instantly husg you back tightly, none of you let the other go, Aizetsu even lets some tears fall down into your shoulder. "I missed you so much. What happened? Are you ok? How are you here?"

Aizetsu doesn't answer for a while, he lets some more tears fall before rubbing them off his face, calming down, before speaking back to you. "I don't know how, we fused into Zohakuten when it happened, but... we died. Please don't feel... bad about it, I wasn't even aware it happened until I woke uo here. I do feel sad for Zohakuten and Hantengu, though..." he explains as sensible as he can, as always. "I just know my last thoughts, even if I couldn't physically have them, were about you, and suddenly you were actually there, pulling me from... I don't even know from what." That only leave one question. "Will you dissapear back into Hantengu once we cross hell?"

There are some minutes of silence before he answers "I don't know, sorry." He looks away, clearly uncomfortable with his own answer, wishing it was different. "Don't apologize. Maybe we could just... stay here... for a little longer." You cup his face in your hand as you offer the idea, having Aizetsu nodding. He closes his eyes and makes a pout with his lips, clearly asking for attention, so you give him a soft kiss. You can stay together for a little longer, hopefully you won't separate in hell... but your now you both just want each other, before the chance of never seeing the other again, this time for real. "Please more. Kiss the sadness away." You were never able to say "no" to Aizetsu.

Nakime:

After Nakime, you knew a thing or two about patience. For her, for music, for goals... you knew how to be patient. But now you were not being patient, with her Infinity Castle and her role on his (still scary to even think it out loud, even if you are already dead) side, you just never thought she would die. You were just... lost, not knowing what to do anymore, not really wanting to step into hell of all places, when she arrived. "Oh my- Nakime? Wha- How are you here?!" She looks at you, just as surpirsed, when you run to her side.

"I..." she starts softly, still as elegant as ever, even when she looks... defeated. "I'va lost..." How? Against who? No matter how hard you try, you can't even phantom how anyone would survive a fight against her interdimentional fortress. She can control it as her will, smashing anyone against walls and rooms, locking up others for as long as she wants, get the ones around to the other side of the castle with one note... nobody us supposed to defeat that. That is why he prefered her as his right hand instead of making her an Uppermoon the second he stablished the Kizuki. Because she was too important, too powerful, to something else to be put with his best fight hounds. It takes you a little to calm down before talking to her. "Do you want to talk about it?"

You give the most gentle and soft voice you have, just like you she never thought she would be able to die. Nakime looks so lost, so confused, maybe even scared without her fortress shifting at her will, protecting from everything and anything. You take her hands in yours as she slowly regains confidence to tell you everything, how the Hashira got into the castle the same time she got careless as he gave her his favor after she was the one to find their base. She became confident as she managed something not even Kokushibou and Akaza could do after more than two hundred years of searching. "I could... should have killed them with one cord.... but I let them sneak into me with the help of some.... random traitor..." You kiss tha back of her hands to comfort her.

You stay like this for a while, both of you knowing you must go to hell right now. You can feel the itch to move on, nothing compared to the crave od hacing her near that you felt since you fell in love with Nakime. "You did your best. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you." She only shakes her head, clearly not wanting to talk about your own death. You just smile at her "Do you want to finish the journey? Or would you like to stay here a little longer?" She only looks at you for some seconds before walking to hell, still holding one of your hands. Even now you are the one following her, and you wouldn't want it any other way. "I love you, Nakime." Ypu day as you both step into the fire, she answers after a while. "I love you too, Y/N."

Akaza:

Just after you died you stayed in the fine line in between heaven and hell, not being properly able to move on, just like Akaza never did. The surprising part was that there was already someone there, waiting for him. A petite young girl, no older than 16 when she died, Koyuki. She was Akaza's, Hakuji's fiance, and wants to see him again. "Do you really think he will get here? He is Uppermoon Three and the reason there is a Kizuki system. There is no way he will die to the hands of slayers." You were partially right, he didn't die at the hand of slayers. He died at his and Koyuki's.

"Akaza?" You found him crying in her arms. You didn't take part in his defeat, you never would, no matter how much you wanted to see him again. You also wanted him to live. Maybe that is why Koyuki didn't, because the one alive was Akaza instead of Hakuji. "Y/N... you still look like a demon..." he looks torn between both of us, and you can't help but glance at his fiance. She won't go to hell like you both will, and even if she could sneak to it, she would not survive as good as you both could. You are his demon love and she is his human love, one was meant for heaven and another for hell. "I am a demon Akaza, or should I call you Hakuji?"

He looks at his human arms. In the end he chose to die for her instead of living for you. "I will head over to the dark, go when you are ready. I will be waiting, but she has already waited enough for you." You don't want to accept he is dead yet, he had long road to go. What about defeating Douma? Kokushibou? To be the stronger? That was his goal, a simple one but a goal you always supported him with, and that support was everything you left to him. But it doesn't matter anymore, as always, you just want his happiness. "Ok... ok... I'll meet you there.... I love you."

You smile at him and nod, you will say it back after you meet again. If you do... for now, you walk into hell by your own, as you should have all those years ago. Maybe it would be the best if he stayed as Hakuji, maybe is he stays here enough time he could. "Take your time." You are not saying goodbye, even if it feels like one. But you know by Koyuki he was already forcefully taken away from his human life and love, and you always supported him. No stopping now. You love him too much for that, so again, you will wait for something that is not meant to come. "Akaza..."

Douma:

"Who the fuck are you?" You really need to curse right now. You stayed to be able to watch over Douma, sooner or later you should be able to have a glimpse lf something, and you knew he would kill a lot of people, but this is the first time anyone just pops out of nowhere in front of you. A Hashira of all humans, a short and young woman with a fake smile and a venomous gentleness. You can tell inmediately she despises you, and honestly? You are on the same page. Such a polite tone for sarcastic insults and toying with you, parts of you wants to kill her. "What the FUCK?!" You curse again when Douma's head also suddenly appears.... in front of her.

"Oh, hi Y/N!" It's all he says with those fake smiles of his and what- Why- HOW the FUCK is he here? He is Upper Two! Did he eat too much human food?! Did he step on the sun because he was bored?! You can't phantom what happened as that gets you worked up as you take his head away from her as the damn Hashira starts a monologue you don't give a damn about. "Douma WHAT happened?!" To what he smiles sheepishly "Oh, I was poisoned by that lovely woman over there and beheaded by a talented girl and Kotoha's son, Inosuke. Do you remember them? She was extrmely dumb but a sweetheart, and his son was just adorable, he has her face and eyes. But let me tell you, the girl was very rude." Inosuke? You barely remember him, it has been 14 years, but you do remember Kotoha. Douma adored her and she was a sweetheart. From the fact that that baby is alive to that Douma got decapitated, it's all too much to sink in at once.

The Hashira doesn't seem too happy to be ignored, so clears her throat and you let her finish her monologue, mostly because you are still processing everything Douma just told you. Then you snap out of it when you hear "I think I'm in love with you.", you turn and see he meant the Hashira... really? This woman? He didn't say this to Kotoha, but to her he does? "How about you come to hell with me?" Now you press his face against your chest as you turn to dhoield it with your body in disgust "No!" Thankfully, she looks as she hates the idea as much as you and sends Douma to fuck himself before leaving, if to heaven or hell, you have no idea, but she leaves you both alone.

"Douma?" You move his head, holding it gently, to your face level to make eye contact. "You have never been jealous before, did I make you uncomfortable?" You just chuckle as you shake your head. "You did make me uncomfortable." You admit, making him lose his smile, showing an empty face, just like the last time you saw him. "Sorry, it wasn't my intention. But what are you doing here? Don't tell me you were waiting for me." You can only nod at that, making him sigh as he laughs "Wow, you are as dumb as Kotoha. You could have stayed waiting forever like an idiot. That sounds boring, and you should now I wouldn't want that for you." You laugh with him, you are an idiot, you know that as you walk him to hell as you both talk. This is a better way to go down. "A lot has happened since you left, things have been emptier since that... I'll fill you up."

Kokushibou:

You will be honest, even though you were waiting... you really didn't expect Kokushibou to die, much less so soon. And yet the familiar three pair of eyes make tou freeze. What is he doing here? There is no way he actually died, is it? Uppermoon One? The most powerful Demon after the first one to exist? You don't even know what to say, if you should say something, more convinced this is an illusion caused by how much you miss Kokushibou that the chance that he is actually here. It's just not possible, that is why you are here instead of hell, because it wouldn't make a difference since in neither case you would see him again. You were not waiting, yearning yes, but not waiting. "Y/N." He is the dirst one to say anything after a while of uncomfortable eye contact.

It is his voice, but you still can't react. It's. Not. Possible. You rub your eyes thinking Kokushibou will dissapear, getting frustrated as he doesn't, on the opposite, Kokushibou walks closer to you. You tense as he is just three steps away from you, then holds your head, just the same way he did to secure you in his lap as you were dying. "Kokushibou?" You have to ask, and he seems pleased to be recognized by you. "What happened?" You really have to ask, because you still can't phantom how did he get here, with you, to the dead ones. He evades your gaze, clearly not wanting to talk about it. "It doesn't matter, I'm glad of seeing you again." You still don't know how to react. Kokushibou died, he actually died.

"Are you ok?" Is all you can ask after some moments of silence, usually you were the one talking between the two, and for the first time since you started your relationship, you don't know what else to say. He looks at you firmly after you asked, also not saying anything, just giving a deep sigh. "Yes... I wanted this." He says, but you know better than to believe that. "Don't lie to me, or even try to lie to yourself in front of me." You can tell, he never wanted any of this. He didn't want to die, he never wanted to die, even as demons you could tell, he feared death, but it was something none of you had to worry about. Until you died, and until now.

"I still need... time to think. I have been doing everything wrong for a long time... I will be better... maybe." Maybe... you really don't know what to make of that, but he offers his hand to you. "We should get going." You can see Kokushibou trembling, he is actually scared to cross... whatever this is. Only because of that is that you actually take his hands and walk before him, guiding him to hell. There is still a lot to think about... but you will have time later. "I missed you." You say as you fix your hold as you both walk through the flames, when you turn around Kokushibou seems fixated by them, to the point you don't know who is he talking to. "I missed you too."

#demon slayer #kny #upper moons #top reader #kny x reader #douma #karaku #urogi #gyutaro #sekido #aizetsu #akaza #kokushibou #hantengu #gyokko #nakime #kny headcanons

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silver-tooth-the-panther · 1 year

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Half-Demon! Tanjiro AU Masterpost

(This has been my comfort AU for a while)

I personally love the idea of Tanjiro having some properties of a demon, but he can still keep his humanity. So here are some details about the AU! (Keep in mind that I haven’t finished the manga)

In this AU, Tanjiro couldn’t fully cure his demon side even after defeating Muzan, but he was able to regain his humanity. His body changed quite a bit and some of the changes are:

He doesn’t need to eat people and he could use his blood to make other demons regain their humanity.

He can bring back dead demons by rebuilding them using their Blood Demon Art remnants

He can also turn people (both dead and alive) into half demons

However, he cannot bring back a human if their head was destroyed

And he can’t bring back demons that don’t have a Blood Demon Art

He can control water to fight off hostile demons and to defend himself. Tanjiro can also use it to heal people.

When he’s pissed, Tanjiro can turn water into fire and use it as a heatwave (he’s only done this once though)

Tanjiro grew quite a bit. Now he’s 6 feet and 4 inches tall

When he is ready for battle, his fangs and claws come out and his eyes become those of a demon.

When he isn’t fighting, he just looks like a normal human with tiny micro fangs.

When it comes to sunlight, he can go out in the daytime, but his skin is extremely sensitive. He can’t stay out for too long, otherwise he gets an extreme sunburn.

After every battle, he needs to regain his strength by sleeping.

Tanjiro can also purr! He usually does it when he’s happy, sick, or injured.

He will occasionally hold someone who is sick or injured close and purr so that they can heal faster

The power of the blood demon art gets halved when they become half demons. This has angered quite a few demons when Tanjiro tried to convert them

Tanjiro still prefers to use his sword in battle. He only uses his fangs and claws if he has to.

He’s quite cuddly and his bigger stature makes him a giant teddy bear

Demons can communicate using a language of growls (it’s really cute!) and now Tanjiro can do that too

They can also communicate telepathically with Tanjiro like Muzan was able to do

When demons suffer from panic attacks or get too flustered, they lose control of their voice and they start growling, roaring and crying

Half demons also have human disguises, so they can walk through villages with no suspicions

He is the new Demon King! It take him a minute to get the hang of it, but he figures it out!

Tanjiro also is incredibly proud of the demons who’ve made progress

Everything here applies to Nezuko too, except the height change, water powers, ability to bring back demons, and the role as Demon King

In this AU, Tanjiro and Zenitsu are dating while Inosuke and Nezuko are just vibing and doing their own thing.

Feel free to ask me any questions or have me write drabbles about the AU! If I get any questions, I’ll link them to this master post.

Chapters:

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

More Information!!

How the demons are doing

Zohakuten and Karaku chat ai!

Tanzen Headcanons!

OC information!

Chat With Half-Demon Tanjiro!

Hashira Information!

Incorrect Quotes!

“Drink the Juice!”

More incorrect quotes!

Drabbles!

When the Emotional Support Needs Help (warning comfort vore)

The Friendly Beast: Tanjiro vers. (contains comfort vore)

The Friendly Beast: Gyutaro vers. (Contains comfort vore)

When Worlds Collide

Flying High

You Can Trust Me (contains soft vore)

Safety From The Sun (contains comfort vore)

Lost And Found (contains soft vore)

Brotherly Troubles (contains soft vore)

In The Belly of The Beast (contains soft vore)

I’ll Keep You Warm (Contains soft vore)

Traveling Within a Harpy (contains soft vore)

Protected by a Friend (contains soft vore)

Mom Mode (contains soft vore)

#demon slayer #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #nezuko and tanjiro #tanjiro kamado #kimetsu no yaiba #demon tanjirou #demon slayer au #this has been my comfort au for a long time #zentan #tanzen #tanitsu #Half-Demon! Tanjiro AU

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dotjretion · 6 months

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My thoughts on Romeo F. "Bedman" Neumann Guilty Gear

SPOILERS FOR: Guilty Gear Xrd, Guilty Gear Strive

At the risk of sounding too nerdy, I have some predictions not just about Romeo (alias Bedman)'s current state of affairs after his death in Xrd and his young sister taking his place, but also for his potential return as his own character separate from the Bedman identity in either future Strive DLC or a post-Strive installment of Guilty Gear.

Based primarily on what I have been able to gather from Xrd and Strive's story modes, as well as the arcade mode for Happy Chaos in Strive, it is very strongly implied that Romeo is not in fact dead as it's presented on its face.

In his conversation with Axl, Romeo had mentioned that his sister was lost to the dream world long ago, meaning that she didn't even have so much as a physical body in the material world. In his final scene in Xrd Revelator we see his body straight up turn to stone and crumble to pieces. On its face, he would appear to be dead, right?

[COMICALLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

You would be wrong! In Guilty Gear Strive's arcade mode while playing as Happy Chaos, if you beat I-no on stage 7 without dropping a round, Happy Chaos discusses demi-humans and their ontological implications with I-no. In doing so, he offhandedly mentions Romeo. Specifically he says, and I quote:

"Did you know there was a guy named Bedman who managed to delete his own ID and became a multi-dimensional being?"

Entities in the Guilty Gear world who lack IDs (usually vampires or werewolves, i.e. demi-humans) exist in all parallel universes at once, and Romeo is a rare example of a multi-dimensional being who is (barring his unusual psychic powers) an ordinary human. While Happy Chaos does talk about him in past tense here, all other multidimensional beings we know of (e.g. Slayer, Nagoriyuki) are functionally immortal and I see no reason as to why Romeo would be an exception to this rule.

Now, what do I think happened? I figure that Romeo saved Delilah's life by switching places with her in the dream world, which as is confirmed in his conversation with Axl and his arcade mode in Xrd, is connected to the Backyard. Much like her, he lost his physical form and now exists as a disembodied consciousness who at most has remote control over his mechanised bed. It would also fit in with some of the lyrics in Bedman?'s Strive theme.

"Pitch black, pure white, all the same!" could be interpreted as meaning that where Romeo expected to find death, he found yet another dream. This is corroborated by how in Xrd his dreams are mostly represented as being a white void, as well as a common interpretation of death being nothing but empty darkness going on forever.

"But I can't find you with access to the back of my eyelids." implies that he still has some source of agency and isn't actually dead, but that he's in some kind of sleep, also tying into the idea that he's trapped in a dream with no body to wake up in rather than just full-on dead.

While the circle that's mentioned throughout the song can very clearly be referring to the cycle of death and rebirth known as saṃsāra, songs don't just have one intended meaning and the same symbolism can refer to multiple things at once. For example the circle could also be a way to refer to the physical world that Guilty Gear takes place in, in contrast to the Backyard which is a plane of abstract data. When he says he's on the border of the circle, it could in fact mean that he exists trapped in the Backyard, on the border of the physical world.

Now, how can he come back? If he's trapped in the Backyard, there are only really two people with the power to bring him back as of right now: Asuka R. Kreutz and The Original/Happy Chaos. Asuka would be able to as he's the one in possession of the Tome of Origin, which is the Backyard's physical manifestation in reality. He can glean all information from it, and thus if Romeo tried to call for help, Asuka could very plausibly find him. In addition, Asuka has made physical vessels for people in the past. He created Jack-O' Valentine as a vessel for Aria Hale's soul, and the planned Happy Chaos unit was a vessel to be made to house I-no's soul so she could live a normal life (though it was never finished). Nothing I know about Guilty Gear's lore precludes Asuka from making a physical vessel for Romeo's consciousness to inhabit to save him from the Backyard. As for now though, it seems Romeo's only connection to the physical world left is his old bed, where he silently watches over Delilah while he can say nothing to comfort her or reassure her that he's actually there.

tl;dr Romeo's trapped in the Backyard and only Asuka or Happy Chaos can bring him back. His only connection to reality left is his old bed.

#Guilty Gear #Bedman #Romeo F Neumann #guilty gear strive #guilty gear xrd

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purpleprincessonfyre · 2 months

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And now before the Grand Finale, a mini post listing the odd shit my daughter says on a daily basis. Think Kids Say The Darndest Things then turn it up to....an eleven? Oh but I can't vouch for the stuff she said to Cole, or the stuff about monsters. Kids amiright? *opens another bottle of wine*

OUAT AU - Incorrect Quotes, Accurate Facts

Bella: *whilst at Cole's shop* Your husband is lost at sea somewhere.

Liane: Okay Bella what have I said? We don't assume people's sexualities or make vague threats.

Cole: *chuckles lightly* Oh its quite alright, Ms St James, I'm used to it. *waits for Liane to be out of earshot* Alright you listen here you little shit-

Erik: Morning Ms St James! Belladonna.

Liane: Morning Sherrif. Bella say hello.

Bella: It's impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.

Erik: I- what?

Bella: Good day. *walks off with Liane*

Erik: *the penny drops* Now wait!

*while babysitting*

Gia: But I'm not sleepy!

Bella: Georgina, it is a known fact that most people can fall asleep in around seven minutes. Besides if you don't close your eyes monsters might come in your bedroom.

George: M-monsters?

Bella: *pulls out her storybook* I'll show you....

Liane: *squeals from the bathroom*

Bella: Mom?

Liane: Spider in the sink! Spider in the sink!!!

Bella: *sighs and scoops it up into her hand* Mother one spider is nothing. In the course of an average lifetime, while sleeping you might eat around 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders, or more.

Liane: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

*whilst out shopping*

Liane: *looking for makeup* Do you want anything sweetie? A black eyeliner? A dark lipstick?

Bella: *nonchalantly* Some lipsticks contain fish scales.

Liane: Bella!

*whilst out for dinner with Ethan*

Ethan: So what are you learning in school these days?

Bella: Nothing of importance to you.

Ethan: Aw go on try me.

Bella: *looks him in the eye* A tiger not only has striped fur but also has striped skin underneath.

Ethan: *chokes on his food* That's...Nice honey.

Riley: *listening to music in headphones* Oh hey Bella, I'm just finishing my homework.

Bella: You know wearing headphones for as long as an hour can increase the bacteria in your ears by 700 times.

Riley: *can't hear* What?

Bella: Never mind.

Liane: Alright uh yeah I'll get that to you right away. Okay. *Bella walks by the door as Liane is talking to the Mayor*

Alex: Hello there, Belladonna. Any riveting facts today?

Bella: *dead-eyed glares at him* If you sneeze too hard you could fracture a rib.

Alex: *laughs uncertainly* Really?

Bella: Enjoy the flowers. *walks away*

Alex: Funny kid isn't she?

*at Cassie's house*

Cass: Sorry about the mess. Blanche (her cat) had a bit of an accident but I managed to clean it up.

Liane: Oh its okay, it looks fine to me.

Bella: Cat urine glows under a black light.

Cass: Right....*stirs her tea*

Kid: *flicks a rubber band at the back of her head and it snaps*

Bella: *turns around severely* Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. *pulls out her own band*

Roch (the teacher): Bella no!

*out with Ethan, comes across Alex*

Alex: Ah our newcomer out on the town with his...darling daughter.

Ethan: Uh yeah she wanted to show me around.

Alex: *looks at Bella* What have you got for me today, little minx?

Bella: *looks directly at him* A shark is the only known fish that can blink with both eyes.

Alex: *blinks, trying not to drop his gaze* Excellent.

Liane: *after a big meal* Oof I don't think I can finish that, guess my eyes were bigger than my belly huh?

Bella: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Liane: Fascinating.

Ethan: *sat there awkwardly*

Bella: But the giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Liane: Thanks for that honey. *sips her wine*

As long as she's not threatening people it's fine by me...

Do your kids say odd shit? @rickb-chaos @luna-d-marsh @ask-missparker @askstevella

*all characters mentioned are original characters created by @jackiequick @gcthvile @blueboirick @luna-d-marsh and @missstrawbs2001 or are from Marvel media (Erik Lensherr)

#liane felton #liane's blog #askliane #marvel roleplay #marvel ask blog #violet pyre #mcu fandom #ask my ocs #ethane #belladonna daughter #amanda seyfried #jenna ortega #ouat au #ouat #once upon a time

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the-perks-of-being-a-person · 9 months

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I spent the last couple days getting this together.

Okay so I spent several hours analysing if Dazai could be dead or alive. Here are the facts. (I am definitely not in a river in Egypt)

Ok, so here we see four gunshot wounds.

And here there are still four 'cos Chuuya. Now, Dazai just got shot point blank in the goddamn skull and is talking. Bit sus. Now you might say 'Oh, but that's for dramatic effect', you are entirely correct. However. In this page...

This man is still pulling goofy facial expressions. This suggests that even though it looks to us and Dostoyovesky that there is no way out.

Now when we look at this panel...

Out of the four shots, only three left impacts in the wall. Two shoulder shots and the rib shot. The impact from the headshot is MISSING.

Now this may be because the bullet has lodged itself in Dazai's brain, but some recoil is to be expected, no?. And here

Minimal blood from the wound aswell.

You'd also assume, that since the bullet was shot point blank, the bullet would go through the head, as the other bullets left IMPACT CRATERS even through flesh. which bring me to my next point.

THERE IS NO BLOOD FROM THE HEADSHOT ON THE WALL.

This means that it is either, a) stuck inside Dazai's brain, b) deflected somehow, or c) it's a red herring.

To conclude:

No impact crater from the headshot.

The bullet did not pass fully through Dazai's skull (suggests that there may be something obstructing the bullet, or Dazai has a thick skull, or Dazai's brain ate it.)

It's still unclear whether he is alive or not but this man is armed to the teeth with plot armour so BETTER WAIT TILL SEPTEMBER LOL.

Who am I fucking kidding, I can't wait until then. I will go back to posting incorrect quotes and boring existence.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chapter 109 #bsd spoilers #bsd dazai #bsd manga

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splendentmoon · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes/6/

hello!! hehe I haven't posted in a while, huh? I'm sorry, I was having some personal problems but I'm back!

enjoy! ✨

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-Jin in the middle of a call with Yin, driving a stolen car with Red Son bleeding-

Jin: don't worry Yin, I'm already taking Red to the hospital!

-Jin turns to see Red Son and notices that his eyes are closed-

Jin: RED IS DEAD!!

Red Son: JUST REST YOUR FUCKING EYES!!

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-Jin in the passenger seat next to Yin who is driving-

Jin: ............Bro, where are the kids?

Yin: in the back seat.

Jin: Bro, they're not...

Yin (stop the car suddenly): HOW ARE THEY NOT THERE?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

Little Sprindax: they forgot us at the McDonald's games...do you think I can?

Little MK: I guess...

Little Spindrax: well....... THEY ARE SONS OF-

-Spindrax shouted several bad words with MK covering his ears until Yin and Jin picked them up-

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Yin: do you really think it was a good idea to buy MK that squeaky toy?

Jin: yes, don't worry, MK is very quiet and calm, we won't regret it!

-After 2 weeks without sleeping or concentrating thanks to MK liking the toy-

Yin: did you say?

Jin: yes, my fault

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-when the trio of idiots decide to give MK drugs-

Yin: this kid is crazy...

Jin: BACK FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

MK: LET ME GO FUCKING FUCKING COPS! DO NOT TOUCH ME! THEY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE FUCKING MASTER ASSHOLE!!

Spindrax (holding the stoned MK): damn, MK is being a jerk right?

MK (pointing to Red Son): AND YOUR FOUR EYES ARE GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!! YOU WILL SEE!!

-Spindrax and Jin manage to take him home to keep people safe-

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Red Son: So, what's the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?

Jin: I thought that if Santa didn't have a chimney he couldn't enter the house.

MK: I thought I was going to be happy...

Spindrax: I thought that-...wait, what the fuck did you say MK?!

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-Yin, showing her garden to the whole group-

Yin: look, here are my crops, aren't they great?

Yin: People think they are potato crops, but no, they are weed crops.

Jin and Spindrax: Oh, you invite?

Yin: let me think about it...... NO! It's my fucking speck to sell! Where do you think I get money for bullshit? From Narnia?!

Jin and Spindrax: selfish...

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-the stupid trio (MK, Spindrax and Red Son) were caught drunk by the police for vandalism and were taken to Yin and Jin, who robbed a store, MK came up with something to escape-

MK: I can get my pulse down to zero but only for a minute RUN! -snaps his fingers and temporarily dies, all the officers surround MK and his friends escape-

Yin: MK scares me sometimes....

Spindrax, Red Son and Jin: same....

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-Spindrax and Red are in a fancy restaurant for demons-

Spindrax: They used to give bigger glasses in this restaurant.

Red Son: really?

Spindrax: Yes, but they changed them because people were taking food hidden inside them.

Red Son: and how do you know-...

Spindrax: the people were me jsjsjsjs

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Red Son: I'm the only one who can do it!

Jin: you're also the only one who doesn't trust his friends.

Red Son:

Yin:

Spindrax:

MK: run Jin....

Red Son: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME?!

Jin: I'm screwed!!

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MK: Why does he call you baby in the chat you have with Mei?

Spindrax: How about we stop talking for a while?

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Spindrax: Red Son won't wake up, what do I do?

Jin: Did you try to kick it?

Spindrax: Yes.

Jin: I ran out of ideas.

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Spindrax: A party is the celebration of life, bringing people together so that the guest of honor knows how much they are loved. DBK has done a lot for us. This is our chance to do something for him.

MK: Forcing him to have fun at a party he doesn't want to be at?

Spindrax: I knew you'd understand.

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Red Son (to his parents): I tell you, my friends are competent -a call arrives and he answers-

MK (on the phone): Red Son! Spindrax tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Teacher: Your brothers got into a fight.

Yin: What they what?!

Jin: Did they win?

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Spindrax (at Red Son's funeral): I need a moment with him.

All: Of course. -They go-

Spindrax (leaning over Red Son's coffin): Okay, listen, you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Red Son: Yeah, don't fuck around

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-MK and Spindrax set fire to half the kitchen-

Yin: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Spindrax: We have three actually-

MK: Pick your favourite.

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Spindrax: Alright, listen up you little idiots.

Spindrax: Not you MK. You are an angel and we are delighted that you are here.

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Red Son: I'M GOING TO SET FIRE AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND! I AM ANGRY-

MK: Awwww, you're so adorable! Come on give me a hug~

Red Son: NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Spindrax (recording): -laughing- awww how cute

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Yin: MK, how is it possible that you have gotten into so much trouble in one day?

MK: No... It didn't take all day.

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-Trio of idiots on the roof of a very drunk building-

Spindrax, Red Son and MK: JUMP!! JUMP!! LETS JUMP!! -the three jump-

-at home with Yin-

Yin: something just happened...

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Jin: I'm fast at math.

Red Son: Ok, what is 38 times 76?

Jin: 24.

Red Son: That wasn't even close.

Jin: But it was fast.

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Spindrax: You think you're smarter than the rest.

Red Son: I don't think I'm smarter than the others. I know that I am.

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Spindrax: We need to open this locked door. Red Son, give me your credit card.

Red Son: Here. -He gives-

Spindrax (pocketing it): Thank you. MK, break down the door.

Red Son: ...DAUGHTER OF-

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Red Son: So I might be in love, but you're not gonna like it

Spindrax: just rip off the band-aid

Red Son: ... is your brother, MK.

Spindrax: put that damn band-aid back on.

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-Spindrax is holding MK to prevent him from falling off a cliff-

Spindrax: hold on please! That without you there is no team!

MK: Bye, Sis! Thanks for giving me a hand, but it's slipperyyyyyyyyyyyy.... -falls off the cliff-

Red Son (catches it in the air): uff....... BUT HOW DO YOU DROP IT ANIMAL?! DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE USELESS?!

Spindrax: WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE?!

Red Son: YES I TELL YOU QUADRUPE!!!

Spindrax: SHUT UP VIPED!!!

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#lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #mk #lmk spindrax #lmk yin #jin lmk #venomdragon #VenomDragonShipping #lmk au #abandonedprinceAu #spicynoodleshipping #spicynoodles

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sarucane · 6 months

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OFMD Spiral Parallel Analysis 45: Izzy Being Wrong 3

Intro: What I love most about how season 2 builds on season 1 of OFMD is the spiral narrative structure. Ground is repeatedly and explicitly re-trod from season 1 to season 2, but in season 2 everything goes deeper than season 1. Meanings are shuffled, emotions are stronger and truer, and transformation is showcased above everything. The first season plucks certain notes, then the second season plucks the same ones--but louder, and then it weaves them together to create a symphony.

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In the first two posts I wrote in this series, I had this whole clever thing where Izzy's wrongness fell into two categories

Izzy's directly wrong: He makes a statement that is factually incorrect or proved wrong by later events within the same episode

Izzy's indirectly wrong: he demonstrates a profoundly inaccurate understanding, which is later contradicted by his own character development and/or by the show's overall narrative itself.

And then I got to episode 6 and the categories broke down, because (as so often happens, god bless 'em) the writers of this brilliant insane gay pirate comedy thoroughly outsmarted me.

As Episode 6 digs deeper into the dynamics between the characters, Izzy's continues to be wrong--but I think it stops being useful to divide Izzy's incorrectness into categories. In the second half of this season, Izzy operates under certain Category 1 directly wrong ideas of what is and is not happening to characters in the story; he then comes to category 2 conclusions, which simply miss the point.

In the early part of the story, Izzy's wrongness was more or less understandable. Thinking Stede was a moron or that pirates can only retire through death is ultimately wrong, but Izzy was reaching a reasonable and relatively unbiased conclusion with the evidence available to him. But as the drama intensifies, and the other characters develop--leaving him behind--Izzy's wrongness intensifies to maintain his denial, and he gets further and further away from the deeper truths around him.

Episode 6

This is another episode where Izzy is the villain to triumph over, and another episode that starts with Izzy being right and goes downhill from there.

These quotes neatly highlight the limits of Izzy's understanding of the situation (that he's the villain in a romcom). In episodes 6-9, Izzy operates on a long succession of factually incorrect assumptions. These assumptions are only possible because Izzy is self-blinding, because he wants to maintain the status quo that was working for him or to get a promotion (an intensification of the status quo). And it's not really a surprise that he'd be this far off: he spent all three of the last episodes being obviously wrong.

And all that being said, despite the fact that he's a villain this year and a right homophobic asshole to boot--every time I take still images of Izzy being wrong, he tends to just look scared and sad. Which is rather a stronger driver of denial than anger or outrage.

Poor asshole.

So this is a "no Izzy it isn't" old school "you're wrong" moment.

And now we're at "repressed homosexuality" moment, that sort of foreshadows what's going to happen to Izzy in this episode. He doesn't get what's going on, he's too caught up in his own shit to do anything but fumble around scared and looking in the wrong direction.

Also he's letting Ed out of the harness wrong, so "factually wrong" back to Category 1.

Izzy now reveals a false assumption: Ed's connection to Stede is shallow Never mind that Fang's about to burst into tears over an actual pet, which is in fact long dead. If Stede goes away, Izzy figures the feelings and personality changes will go away too. But Stede's more complex than a dog (NOTHING AGAINST DOGS), and Ed's relationship with him is more complex than a pet. Izzy's wrong in thinking that this intervention will lead to the outcome he wants.

Izzy's attempting to use the past to overpower the present, here. At some point in the past, Ed said that love makes people weak. And these are pirates, violent men in a violent world, so weakness is bad. The idea that Ed was wrong, or that he might be able to change his mind--not even worth mentioning. Ed hasn't even noticed it consciously yet.

Well now he's just lying, category 1 old school again.

That's not how being in love works, Iz. Stede's not a doggy (AGAIN DOGS ARE THE BESTEST NOTHING AGAINST DOGGOS THEY'RE JUST LESS COMPLEX THAN PEOPLE)

Izzy already showed his wrong assumption about Ed's bond to Stede, but now he demonstrates how that extends to Stede himself: he believes that Stede is neither clever nor special. That Stede is unworthy of someone like Ed.

Izzy doesn't lie at all in this scene, yet he completely misleads Stede for his own aims. He wants Stede to do the fuckery so Ed will kill Stede, because he's working under his false ideas about what that'll mean for Ed. But he's trying so hard that he ends up working against himself.

Izzy going all Mrs. Danvers on Stede actually gives Stede the idea that will deepen the bond between him and Ed well beyond something Izzy can touch. Stede adds the kraken to the fuckery because of this interaction with Izzy, and because he wants to impress Ed.

And now Izzy makes his own bed based on his assumption about Stede. And he also hints at an assumption that will become more clear in later episodes: Ed is only acting like this because of Stede, so all Izzy has to do to make the world "right" again is to get rid of Stede.

Nah, it'll be a challenge but it'll all work out, Izzy.

Episodes 7&8

Not much Izzy in these episodes, but he still manages to be super wrong.

Ed's in love, Izzy, he doesn't have a parasite.

Izzy doesn't even need to be in this episode to be wrong! And it's a good old factually inaccurate wrongness: Izzy thinks that sending Calico Jack will work to remove Ed from Stede's ship. It didn't.

Episode 9

When Izzy monologues at Ed to try to get him to let Stede die, he reveals multiple layers of wrongness. Let's start here:

Izzy's assuming that what was true then is true now, but people change. Ed changed. Izzy doesn't want to.

Izzy's characterizing making Ed watch the man he loves die painfully as "loyalty." We're now back to Izzy viewing Stede as the only obstacle in the way of a reversion to the status quo--and also we're back to thinking that love is weak, and weakness is bad. Same old shit.

Two wrongs in one line here!

Wrong 1: Ed is doing all he's done for Stede, nothing to do with "what makes Ed happy."

Wrong 2: Ed acting like this is Ed destroying himself, not Ed growing as a goddamn person.

Now Izzy's just bullshitting, because there's nothing clean about a man begging for his life, then bleeding out from being riddled with lead.

Izzy, no he does not.

Izzy throws this in later, and at this point he's just working against himself: Ed made his decision a second ago and Izzy's been The Worst today, if anything this probably cemented Ed's decision.

And now Izzy's making factually untrue statements...

...and he's also got the wrong end of the stick, because by the next morning Ivan and Fang will be front and center doing this:

Which also reveals Izzy's wrongness about what he said all the way back in Episode 4, when Ed suggested Izzy take over for him after he "retired."

Other posts in this series:

Izzy Being Wrong 4

Izzy Being Wrong 2

Izzy Being Wrong 1

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd meta #ed teach #izzy hands

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teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions · 1 year

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Question Canons

Questions are separate canon from quotes

There is no head canon for incorrect quotes; it’s random and I will source where I can.

the questions are set in the year 2026 unless other wise specified

Canon Members of the pack (it’s a rather large pack)

Stiles

Derek

Eli

Hikari

Scott

Isaac

Allison

Liam

Theo

Peter

Chris

Melissa

Noah

Brett

Nolan

Mason

Corey

Cora

Alec

Several villains i wont list, it’ll be at my discretion.

Coach Finstock

Wont answer questions for

Kira (She is with the skin walkers)

Satomi (another Pack)

Dead members that will be answered from time of death prior to 2026

Erica

Boyd

Gabe

Matt

Stiles and Derek are married

LIAM AND HIKARI ARE NOT TOGETHER. HIKARI IS 15

Alec gets into a lot of fights.

Theo and Liam are engaged

Liam is a bit spoiled…

Scott and Isaac are on again and off again. they are currently married, that might change in the future

Isaac, Allison, and Scott live mostly in Paris

Lydia and Jordan are married with a baby.

Scott and Malia are divorced. They have a son named Cody (14).

Stiles is the pack emissary. He makes a lot of the decision. He’s like a pack mom.

Theo is the weapon’s expert

Theo became a Buddhist after the war started.

Scott is Alpha

Stiles and Chris are the only ones who can control Peter.

Cora stayed in South America.

Lydia is the information specialist

Erica and Boyd are dead.

Liam, Corey and Mason are 31 years old.

Stiles, and Scott Jackson, Danny and the twins are 33 years old

Derek is 36 years old

Lydia is 34 and parish is 40

Lydia and Stiles have a Daughter. Her name is Ariel (12)

Noah is 60 years old

Noah Married Natalie Martin.

Chris and Peter are 51.

Peter is usually only telling the truth if some one is with him.

Melissa and Rafael are 50… I don’t know why but in my mind they were teenage parents.

Danny is the technology expert. He came back after Jackson returned.

Jackson and Ethan are married.

Corey and Mason are on again, off again.

Hayden never returned. She is happy with her sister and does not want to be part of the pack.

Derek is happy to let Scott and Stiles lead the pack.

I answer all questions as if they are post season 6… they focus around the movie timeline.

Kira is still with the Skin Walkers. She is never returning. I don’t like answering questions for her.

Eli is Derek and Stiles son, Stiles adopted him about 5 years prior to the movie.

Eli feels a bit left out because his fathers are super protective, but everyone else gets to run into danger.

Eli also feels left out because he is the middle child.

Eli is not allowed to date until he is 17.

Peter and Chris share an open marriage.

Kate is alive but stays out of Pack affairs as a favor to Chris.

Malia and Theo are in charge of training the kids in the pack.

Eli’s full name is Elijah Michael Erikson Stilinski-Hale

Peter and Chris own a chain of strip clubs

Theo and Liam own a bar.

Go ahead and ask me more. I will answer as honestly as I can.

I will be adding to this head canon as I go.

Wolf Pack show canons will be added at will.

#teen wolf #wolf pack #head canons #canon

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mysticstarlightduck · 10 months

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Incorrect Quotes Tag!

I was kindly tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller for this one! You can find their post here.

And here is the link to the actual Incorrect Quotes Generator.

(The rules of the tag game involve using the generator to create incorrect quotes of your OCs)

For this one, I will be using characters from The Last Wrath (I might tweak, add to or adapt some of the quotes slightly but most of them will be untouched)

Brace yourselves, cause this one is about to get very long - because I have a big character cast and love chaos. (:

THE LAST WRATH -

VALLERIUS: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

EMRYC: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

PEREGRINE: Pros and cons of dating me: Pros, you’ll be the cute one. Cons, holy shit where do I begin -

SYBIL: I know what a prism is! It’s where you put bad people.

LUKAN (drunk): I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me, hate me with every fiber of your being.

ISOLDE: (staring at him with a “I’m dead inside expression”): Go big or go home.

TANWIN: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

KADEN (after falling from a tree) : I’m a fool, not an idiot.

NYX: You’re both.

SEIRA (after Peregrine accepts the Bloodbind Ritual on himself and fails to realize why she is so upset at him): What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Seira: is such a nice person, Seira is so happy-go-lucky! Seira can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Seira CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Seira IS in a bad mood.

THE HIDDEN ROOM IN THE SORCERER’S TOWER: I give you a cursed amulet!

HELIOS : Cool! It’ll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I’ll get out more!

DARIAN (while being hunted down across the continent by an Empire and a horde of assassins) : Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

MORWAN (already five cups of wine in, still not drunk): You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

YUNA (chugging a bottle of rum across the table): Honestly, same.

NADINNE (daintily sipping a cup of tea): Should I... be concerned?

MORWAN: Maybe, babe

CASSANDER: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

EMRYC: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

ANSELL (nearly in tears, chasing down Emryc): It’s the third time this week - put that thing back where it came from!

NETHEN (at some point after his father allowed the Emperor to execute Elain): Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance, and emotional damage!

JULYAN: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

BRYN at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

ANSELL and The Squad (deeply concerned, turning to Ellinor and Nethen): Are you still sure this is the right guy for the job?

ELLINOR with a proud smile: Yep, that’s the one!

NETHEN: *looking straight at Bryn* I’m pretty sure that guy is clinically insane... Imma be his best friend!

AZRA (at 3AM): I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

RAELEN (with a feral grin and sleep deprived eyes): DO IT

NYX (awakened and confused): Please don’t.

KADEN AND SYBIL: *already chugging down a fishbowl with that precise mix in the background*

JULYAN (torn between pride and deep concern as he stares straight at Raelen and Azra): *quietly* I raised these kids

JAMIE: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

BRYN: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

(In the background, as Bryn has just popped out of thin air and spoke without prompting, Ansell’s soul has yet to return to his body.)

ISOLDE (being physically held back by Arammis): I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

PEREGRINE: *nods in agreement to her statement*

DARIAN: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

TRYSTAN (Peregrine’s mentor and brother-figure, has been rambling on about this for more than an hour) - I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Imperial Guards that have him Imprisoned: PLEASE SHUT UP

ZEPHYR (Age 14, fresh out of the destruction of Eldon and deeply cursed): I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

BRYN, TANWIN AND ORYON (collectively): Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count

JULYAN, an antisocial fire mage: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Also Julyan, an antisocial fire mage: *sets himself on fire and screams in agony, only to start laughing uncontrollably* Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

(In response to that) Oryon, running on 2 hours of sleep, having to deal with being this dumbass’ healer 24/7 in an enemy dungeon: If you do that again, I will personally yeet myself out of the tallest window I can find. No, as a matter of fact, I will yeet both of us out of a window. TRY ME.

ZEPHYR (in his time searching for an anti-magic spell in the Liranthian Academies): Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

LUCIYA (yelling at Willen/Raven): Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve! We grew up together, how could you not know this -

AZRA, about the feral dragon that has decided to adopt him: I can't believe there's a dragon somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love dragons. And she's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter her! What a treat.

ORYON (after befriending Julyan and Nesryn) - I have met some of the most insufferable people! *stops to think, suddenly concerned* But they also met me -

MYRAH, at the slightest of inconveniences - I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

ARAMMIS, done with the bullshit she witnesses on a daily basis at the royal court of Faravvia: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

ZEPHYR, in the middle of the night, unprompted: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

INNARA, writing in her diary with a glitter pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

(In the background) JAMIE: *sobs* STOP TALKING AT 2 AM AND LET ME SLEEP, FOR FUCKS SAKE -

TRYSTAN (right after Peregrine screws up majorly and almost gets himself killed): My expectations were low, but I guess they can always go lower.

NYX: My ultimate goal is to punch the Emperor in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

SYBIL: Isn’t our mere existence enough to do that?

KADEN: Nah. It isn’t petty enough.

NYX, proud: That’s what I’m talking about!

AZRA: We’re all gonna die, aren’t we?

RAELEN: Yep, but it will be glorious.

CIRIEN: The next time I open up to someone, I’ll die and it'll be my autopsy.

BRYN, panicking: Please don’t.

(And last but not least)

Tagging (gently): @lassiesandiego @writernopal @lyutenw @clairelsonao3 @elshells @gummybugg @liv-is @repressed-and-depressed @jasperygrace @jay-avian

SEIRA: *takes a free sample twice* Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

#writing #funny quotes #writers on tumblr #my characters #my wip

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chryzuree · 5 months

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bit late but if ur still taking them…8,9,10,11,15,25 for gen…..🥺🥺

8. If your OC were to live in some other time period, which era would they be best suited for?

idk how much of this is my own preference for the 1920s, but i think if you stuck gen in 1920, she would’ve had fun w the spiritualism boom & the flapper dresses… her hair would look cute short.. <333

9. If your OC were to imagine their idyllic life (realistically or otherwise) what would it be like?

she would have a garden and a greenhouse (dedicated to the more “specific” plants she has, meant for different climates), a cat or two, m..married to oswald… raising gil, vince, and alice/alyss as her own. maybe they’d go on trips to the seaside and she’d be pointing out all sorts of creatures and phenomenons to them. they’d have a cute house, kinda messy in a lived-in way, but ultimately things aren’t too bad (oswald and gil get stressed if it is). gen’s finally got friends and all the baskervilles love her. they come and visit frequently. she can finally experience closeness with people in the way she never could before, and she’s not seen as odd or off-putting. yeah..

10. What piece of moody poetry or novel quote best encompasses your character?

there’s that one tumblr post i keep thinking of where it’s something along the lines of “which one of us died?” in reference to bringing someone back frm the dead & i think that’s very genwald… when i was looking stuff up, though, i found one from oscar wilde that said, “she lives the poetry she cannot write.” & tbh i think that’s sorta her… yeah!!!

11. Who is your muse’s muse? (What or whom inspires/drives them?)

plant life cycles…. bugs…. definitely in a more controlled environment, but she won’t shy away from hikes!!! i think she’s very fascinated by the nature of things and what determines that (also why she gets so confused by ppl sometimes… wonder what that says abt her!!)

15. What is a common misconception about your OC? (Alternatively, what do people assume about them which is either incorrect or misconstrued?)

ummm that she’s either really uppity or that she’s insanely manipulative (to the point of blaming her of witchery). it’s not HER fault she was gifted with magic “everyone loves her” powers… she doesn’t mean to be effortlessly charming! she doesn’t even want this ability!! why not let her talk to animals or grow plants at will!!!!!!!

25. Which “tortured artist” does your OC share the most similarities with?

she’s not on this list, but tbh, probably emily dickinson….. gen’s also a bit reclusive, known to be a gardener, yearns endlessly…… maybe i’ll throw some medical conditions her way too.. mostly i feel like dickinson’s poetry fits her rlly well!!

#.asks #m.moon🎀#genevieve.#slowlyyyyy working through these asks!

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scwirrel · 10 months

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Tagged by lovely @themirokai. I didn't realise how much i wanted to journal some stuff out until now. thanks 👍.

Current time: 1:35am. which is not actually that late as i am live laugh loving in my nocturnal era. still plenty of time to watch a movie.

Current mood: creatively fraught. i want to get back into creative writing but I've gone so long without completing a project it feels hopeless. waiting on divine intervention at this point.

Current activity: vibing. (when i posted this originally it kept the previous description. i no longer remember what i was doing)

Currently thinking about: i really hope i don't get fired. also i need to clean more. also i need to do more admin. anxiety abounds.

Current favorite song: anything by MF Doom. 90s era. when i crack and swing back to whiny indie girl ballads its always gotta be Presumably Dead Arm by Sidney Gish though.

Currently reading: A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James. its a fairly hefty book about Bob Marley. im loving its versatile writing style and the portrait it paints of the rationale behind sexual violence but i definetly feel like im missing a lot of Jamaican political context. sometimes it feels like a book you should be handed a textbook for before you start, but thats a fault of mine and not the authors. I was previously trying to force myself though Pride and Prejudice but i just cant. Im usually a sucker for classic lit but that era just doesnt do it for me. sad.

Currently watching: im planning on watching the summer i turned pretty before i go to bed. no tv shows right now though. only chick flicks.

Current favourite character: im thinking a lot about everyone from the Sandman series. especially our titular boy. the cheekbones stick out in the mind. im desperately fighting back against another batfam phase. refixating on Tim Drake and Jason Todd would entail a lot more comics and bad movie adaptations than im comfortable with right now.

Current WIPs: i have a lot of unfinished paintings in my sketchbook right now. we wont talk about my writing wips. can a messy room count as a wip? thats the projects taking up most of my emotional space right now

Tagging my favourite (cough: only) mutuals here. no obligations at all, ignore this at your own discretion. @mammoneythegreat @fandoms-incorrect-quotes

#tag game #virtual journal

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a-cloud-for-dreams · 10 months

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sleepyhead

Summary: Derek helps the BAU's newest agent get some well-deserved rest after a tough case

Derek Morgan and F!OC (Dr. Aaliyah Hadid)

TW: mentions of dead bodies and dismemberment but only briefly at the beginning

A/N: I’ve been posting some incorrect quotes with Morgan and Hadid on here and wrote this fic as a tribute lol. I’m probably gonna write her with Emily next!

It was a bad one this time. The number of battered bodies and severed limbs she had to see within the past week was frankly atrocious. She just started working at the BAU and everyone else told her it was normal to feel disjointed and for the cases to be gruesome. But to their surprise, Aaliyah handled them without much hesitation, offering her input whenever necessary as the horrific details of the case melted away. After what she’s lived through, she would become frustrated whenever her feelings creep in and mess with her head, but she could usually control herself. It wasn’t effortless, but to any normal person, it didn’t affect her.

But to the nation’s best profilers, something was up. If one or two of them asked she could have fended them off but they were all extremely concerned. Emily, Garcia, and JJ were extremely persistent and would always check in with her, especially when she would isolate herself from everyone else on the jet. Hotch would do the same, just back within the private confines of his office where he knew nobody else would eavesdrop on their conversation. Despite their friendly discourse, Spencer would help comfort her after each case when they were back at their apartments, one of the benefits of having a gentleman of a colleague living right across from you. And she didn’t get a chance to have many in-depth conversations with Gideon after she joined the BAU, but he seemed to respect her enough not to bombard her with questions directly.

Aaliyah was grateful she had a group of colleagues who cared, but sometimes they cared too much. They didn’t need to go out of their way for her. Being continuously asked if she was alright wasn’t how she liked getting attention. She was just doing her job, but they were probably going to continue doing this so she wouldn’t be scared away from the job. It’s not every day the Unit Chief’s Ph.D. protégé decides to work an extremely traumatizing job when she has the credentials to work wherever she wanted. Of course, that didn’t stop them from caring of course, which she admired.

Case in point, Derek Morgan. She hasn’t known him for long and simply knew him as charismatic and competent with an ambiguous flirtationship with their lovable tech analyst. Despite this extremely superficial first impression, he was incredibly friendly to her from the second they met. He, alongside Garcia and Emily, made sure she felt like she was part of the team whether it was inviting her for drinks or get-togethers after work. But Morgan was one of the agents who would go out of his way to socialize with her and get to know her more. He would have conversations with her on the jet, during the elevator, by her work desk. Any spare moment where he had the chance to dig deeper into who the elusive Dr. Aaliyah Hadid really was. She didn’t mind his presence and couldn’t blame him for his subtle interrogation, trust was earned after all and she was a newbie who went out of her way to hide her background.

Despite their frequent interactions, it was still a surprise to everyone how quickly the two of them hit it off. At first glance, they seemed like totally different people. Morgan was a suave extrovert and Aaliyah was more of an introverted nerd. But their personalities and senses of humor seemed to blend perfectly, like a perfect pair of complementary colors. She was even surprised to find that she looked forward to his company, especially during cases.

“We meet again, Hadid. It’s a shame we never get to see each other at the same time,” he would remark at a crime scene.

Aaliyah would roll her eyes but play along. “It really is, and I hate to do so, but I have trace evidence to analyze. Hope our schedules line up later, Agent.”

Despite enjoying his company, along with the rest of the team, all she could think about at the moment was lying in her bed, covered in her blankets, and rewatching classic black and white movies while eating mint chocolate chip ice cream.

“Grhmm,” she mumbled in her seat. Her curly hair swished across her shoulder as she tossed and turned in her seat. It wasn’t a nightmare, but it sure was annoying. And she should have tied her hair up or out of her face, it was interrupting her beauty sleep.

Morgan, sitting next to her noticed her discomfort. She usually didn’t fall asleep on the private jet but she couldn’t help herself this time, and it made her realize how claustrophobic it was. This was especially the case when she was surrounded by agents who were already concerned.

“You alright, Princess?”

“Yeah,” she replied, her gaze unfocused. “I should have brought a blanket or a pillow or something.” She yawned, tempted to stretch her limbs. Morgan looked at Hotch and Emily across from him and sighed.

“No, you’re not. You’re tired, for the sake of our sanity, please take a nap so we don’t have to deal with your grumpiness later.” Aaliyah rolled her eyes.

“Don’t you think I’m trying?” she snaps. She adjusts herself in her seat and curls her body inward into the small space. She sighs, maybe she should try to be a little more polite to her new colleague. “I’m sorry, this case was rough.”

Morgan’s gaze softens. “I know.” He hesitates for a moment before asking, “Do you wanna rest your pretty little head on my shoulder instead, Doc? It might be more comfortable.”

She raised an eyebrow, and shook her head. “No, the last thing I need is to bother you while squirming in my seat.”

“Aaliyah. It’s not a bother. You’re on this team now, and if there’s something I can do to help you I will.”

She mutters under her breath. “I’m definitely gonna regret this.”

Morgan laughs. “Worry about that later, okay?”

Aaliyah begrudgingly leaned into his shoulder, cushioning her head in the crevice between his neck and shoulder. Morgan readjusted his posture to accommodate her. She felt herself relax instantly, feeling her mind clear from her earlier dreadful thoughts. Unconciously, her arms began to wrap around his upper body to anchor herself to his warmth that concentrated from the cool AC being emitted from the jet. Hotch and Emily barely hid their smirks. Morgan, on the other hand, smiled and wrapped an arm around her to bring her closer in.

He put back his earbuds in and she still heard the buzz of a song she couldn’t quite recall the name of. She should have been annoyed, but instead hummed in satisfaction. He had pretty decent music taste. She dozed off soon after, reconfirming an extremely obvious conclusion.

SSA Derek Morgan was a pretty decent guy.

#criminal minds #derek morgan #aaliyah hadid oc #derek morgan x female!oc #derek morgan fanfiction #aaligan 🌩️

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k--havok · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes Tag

Shout out to @vsnotresponding for tagging me in this game! It looks like SO much fun and I am so excited to participate!!!

Rules: Generate incorrect quotes from this website and tag someone else for every quote you post

No Pressure Tag: @oh-no-another-idea @ceph-the-ghost-writer @winterandwords @bookish-galaxy @rachaellawrites @gracehosborn @jjm-blogspot and an open tag for whoever wants to join in!

Gonna put the quotes under the cut to save some dash space <3 I did about 5 quotes for 3 chosen projects.

The Tales of Ozoarth

Aeztin: You can do it Braxous! Aeztin: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Xania, to Braxous: If you see Aeztin, give her this message *makes a neutral face* Xania: She'll know what it means. *later* Braxous: oh, and Xania said to give you a message. Braxous: *makes a neutral face* Aeztin: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Reluz: I love murder mysteries! Braxous, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Tanym: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Tanym: Would never stab anyone. Xania: Would stab someone in retaliation. Aeztin: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Navo: Would stab without warning. Braxous: Would stab as a warning.

Waking into Divinity

Rylie: What’s your body count? Casrath: Do you mean sex or murder?

Damien: Why would you do that? Rylie: Because I feel guilty. Jessica: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

The Threadweaver: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Rylie: Awww, thanks- The Threadweaver: That’s not a good thing. Rylie: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Rylie: I'm having problems with a guy… Jessica: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

Rylie: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Casrath: Even better! Rylie: What the fuck did you- Casrath: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Rane and Korzan's Fantastical Adventures

Korzan: Hey Rane, can I get some icecream? Rane: Only a spoonful! Korzan: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

Rane: Korzan, no. Korzan: Korzan, yes.

Korzan: Hey Rane, can you give me the opposite of these words? Korzan: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Rane: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Rane: The fucking satisfaction.

Rane: *nudges Korzan at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Korzan? Wake up, Korzan! Listen! They're sexless! Korzan: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

Korzan: What's this? Rane, hugging Korzan: Affection! Korzan: Disgusting. Korzan: ...Do it again.

Ok bonus for Rane and Korzan 'cause their dynamic cracks me up

Rane: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Korzan: Please, just say fuck.

#incorrect quotes #tag game #writeblr #writeblr community #ttoo #wid #R&KFA #the tales of ozoarth #waking into divinity #Rane and Korzan's Fantastical Adventures #its funny 'cause Rane has feathered wings

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 1 year

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Hi, it’s me, I’m not dead.

I’ve written the missing incorrect quotes from June and July finally. Those should be up in the next couple days or so (I’m gonna try to post as many as possible but I don’t want to over-post or anything)

So, welcome back to the shitshow. Some stuff changed in the last like…seven months (has it really been seven months?) current hyperfixation brainrot is the Sun and Moon Show. Those will show up in the last chunk of incorrect quotes (but the majority are Bungou Stray Dogs, HunterxHunter, Stranger Things, and FNAF), cuz brainrot reasons.

I have also posted three chapters of a Miraculous Ladybug fic and one chapter of several for the Sun and Moon Show on my ao3 at snowezrogers.

(Another random thing, why has nobody used See You Later by Jenna Raine for a Sun and Moon Show edit? I haven’t found a single one. Guys, their ‘deaths’.) I’ve never wanted to figure how to properly edit so badly to make this a reality.

#snoweyupdates #snoweyalerts #snowey speaks #snoweytalks #just an update #just an alert #just an fyi #tw death mention #random updates #sun and moon show

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transsexualunderground · 11 months

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Hello Mr. Jade Prideoftheline, you may be reconized me as @Susan363 who's often posting hcs, incorrect quotes and ideas on Olivia's blog. I send this message to you because I wanted to say that I really adored your Anpanman oc, Kaitojishaku. Despite not knowing much about him, I can see that he's a very funny character, and the idea that he and Horrorman are just a "dumb@sses in love" couple? Mwah! Chef kiss. 💋🤌

I really wanted to know more about Kaito, I would like to resquest that you put on his design, I know that he is suppose to be a magnet but I can only picture his head as a U size magnet. I hope that this isn't much to ask!

Oh yes yes of course! I can give a whole damn infodump about good ol' Kaito!

For posterity's sake, though, I'm slappin' this under a readmore. This is a long dang infodump!

Name: Kaitojishaku... or, that's their alias as a thief. Their real name is... last name Jishaku, given name Kaito. How creative. However, each "Kaito" is spelled differently in Japanese. The "Kaito" in their alias means "phantom thief" and the "Kaito" in their actual name is spelled in the way a given name might be spelled. Different kanji.

Pronouns: he/she/they. Albeit I think they'd be open to more. In Japanese, I think they'd tend toward the neutral and formal watashi for their "I" pronoun, just to amp up their dramatic phantom thief vibes.

Kaitojishaku was conceptualized to fill in a niche I didn't think was filled in the Anpanman 'verse: a gentleman thief/phantom thief archetype!

And of course, what's better at grabbing shiny things than a magnet? So, Kaitojishaku was born! And I started by making them the very fun flavor of morally grey that the Anpan-verse tends to lack. It's very black-and-white there, so I thought, let's throw some well-intentioned light grey in there!

Now onto design. Here is the very first piece of Kaito art, I'd say circa... August o' 2022?

Their design has changed a little since then due to interpretations from my good pal @olivias-hyperfixation-corner. Olivia interpreted their thiefy mask as cat-eye glasses, and I loved the thought of these being sorta... both! Kaito's metal body that isn't made of magnets and just metal got reinterpreted into a turtleneck sweater. So they just... kinda don't wear pants, ig.

But I did once draw them in an alternate outfit to show further limb motion and further establish their disproportionately long arms as intentional!

Oh, and their eyeshadow(?) changed a bit.

Kaito's two-tone design was definitely inspired by ENA.

Now, onto lore!

Kaitojishaku was created by a smithing fairy (think about how Uncle Jam is a baker and a fairy) named Anvil in a steampunky city that'd be a solid sleeper train's trip away from the main town in the show.

She was given two powerful gifts by Anvil. One was a jacket filled with pockets upon pockets. He can basically cartoonishly pull larger objects outta 'em. Bag of holding style.

The other gift he was given was a staff/cane of sorts in order to help him push off from any metal surfaces he encountered, but he didn't really seem to get it, instead getting frustrated with the world around him being something he just kept getting stuck to.

She left in the night, climbing up a nearby mountain as a thunderstorm raged. Yelling to the heavens on a cliffside, they were struck by lightning.

They fell down the cliff. For months, they were just... dead. In pieces. Magnet bits. All that was found of them when the town looked for them was their cane.

But... THEY LIVED. Kaito's pieces clicked themselves back together, but when they came to, their memory was scrambled, only a vague visage of a shiny city left in their thoughts alongside their name.

Their first place of residence was an abandoned baikin-lair they turned into a bunker of sorts. They decided with their name and their tendency toward shiny things, their purpose in life must be stealing. So, that's their thing for a little bit. Until it starts upsetting people. So now their thing is stealing and then immediately giving it back if they weren't supposed to take it.

Their first encounter with Anpanman involves her just grabbing a piece of his head very casually, and then when Anpanman's rightfully confused and distraught, she's just all "oh, did ya want that back? Sorry, here ya go." And then she just presses on. Anpanman says something along the lines of "How strange... nobody else just takes like that except... Baikinman."

Upon hearing this name, Kaito decides that this Baikinman fellow is worth meeting. A fellow thief! They make their way to the Baikincastle and introduce themself to both Dokinchan and Baikinman. Baikinman tells Kaito of his plots against Anpanman, and Kaito thinks it's all in good fun, so he agrees to help. He wants Kaito to go steal an anpan head so he can screw it up and replace Anpanman's head with it.

Kaito proceeds to leave and take WAYYYY too long at the bakery just having pleasant conversation with the bakery gang. They even end up politely asking to take some bread with them!

And they do! Off they go sneaking an entire head of anpan and not sneaking some additional bread for their new friends Baikinman and Dokinchan!

By the time they get back, it's been hours. Horrorman now pops in calling to Baikinman and Dokinchan because he made lunch and he's the only competent cook in this house, before he goes "oh, who's this, hora?"

And then Horrorman and Kaitojishaku hit it off immediately. Horrorman's willing to be nice to literally anyone and go with their plans until it turns out That's Bad and Kaitojishaku is willing to steal from literally anyone until it turns out That's Bad. They've a lot in common in that way, lol. This Is Relevant Later.

Baikinman baikinsciences the anpan head into a messed up one. He lures the bakery gang out and gets Dokinchan and Horrorman to guard all the entrances so Anpanman can't get a new head.

But this Messed Up And Evil Head is... not working as intended. It kinda just gives Anpanman an existential crisis. It was supposed to, y'know, make him evil for a bit, maybe.

Kaito realizes, hey, wait, that's just a dick move! Ain't that, like, psychological torture. So, time for a bit of counterstealing!

They go to the back door and... just ask Horrorman to let them in, because they need a favor. And "every good thief has a few accomplices!"

So he does. And Kaito gets a new anpan head! But Dokinchan notices and tries to put a stop to this. And her and Horrorman bicker a bit over this before Kaito throws a smoke bomb and with their epic phantom thief skills, scurries off.

They replace Anpanman's head after asking a very "distracted with trying to figure out how to improvise an anpan head" Jam and Batako if they would rather do the honors (and is ignored because they're absolutely frantic rn), they chuck the head onto Anpanman, typical genki hyakubai, anpunch, baibaikin.

Things calm down, and Anpanman says they really don't have to steal.

But Kaito argues that it's his purpose in life.

Anpanman says it doesn't have to be.

Kaito just asks why Baikinman is allowed to have his purpose be defeating Anpanman, if that's the case.

The truth is, Anpanman thinks Baikinman's too dead-set, but Kaitojishaku seems more receptive to change.

But Kaito's not ready just yet. They say that maybe their stealint will benefit everyone next time, and with another smoke bomb, they disappear.

Then the Hoshi story ensues! You've already seen that, but I'll link it for everyone else reading.

During that, Kaito has resolved to their new "stealing with permission, mostly" outlook, such as... "stealing" free samples. Or rocks off the ground. Or Hoshi back from Baikinman.

After that, there's the plotlines Olivia mentioned such as sleepovers, but I also have plans for another plot where Kaito meets their maker - literally! In Anpanman movie fashion, heheh. Good things happen there, worry not.

Oh. And I forgot Kaito's houseboat. Alongside their bunker, they have a houseboat they found abandoned and took up after realizing how big the world is. They name it the Kaito Go after the Anpanman Go, but, Sailorkun tells them most boats usually have SS before their name... so now it's the SS Kaito Go. It's just a tidy little vintage houseboat. Cozy!

But lastly, let me talk about their personality. Kaito tries to be very cool and sneaky and stylish, but they're also just silly at times. Their magnet hands will get stuck to their magnet body, for example. They have a knack for dramatics and tend to be very bombastic and energetic. But they also have a more caring, calmer side. That's the side that tends to get philisophical and all that. And in truth, they're more naive than one might think. They were created an adult, but barely had anyone to teach them... a lot, really. they don't have the basics down. They have random strings of advanced concepts known, though, so it's a big ol' scramble of things.

Kaito tries their best, honestly, and they don't mean harm. But they do wanna go grab loot and break into places and look cool doing it. And who can blame 'em?

So, that's Kaito.

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