#because I suck at it

[boredelle]

minors, dni please

just thinking about listening to "you're makin' me high" by toni braxton with the volume all the way up while you're dancing supposed to be cleaning up the living room before aaron comes home, not realizing he's been home for a minute or so watching you with a smirk on his face, until in one move he's got you pinned up against the shelves grinding into your ass to let you know what you're doing to him, whispering into your ear "let's make a deal; you roll, I lick and we can go flying into ecstasy" and you know it's going to be a damn good night.

[ilikestuffthatsparkles]

Wanted to rest my eyes from digital art so I filled a page with Daeneryses because why not

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

worried

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[rainbow-blacklight]

i feel so unbelievably lonely

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[frazzledsoul]

I feel we need the have a larger conversation about how socially anxious and/or neurodivergent people tend to really have a horrible time during family vacations, especially with relatives who tend to get very angry when we're not social enough.

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[thegreatbuttoneer]

There are reasons I refer to myself as The Fool.

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael meet their younger selves..

[son1c]

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

[kimetsu-chan]

Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own

if this gets 5k notes by October 20th, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist

Rules:

No spamming

5 notes per person including likes

if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE STOP SPAMMING

tagging is okay

Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l

[noodles-and-tea]

So what if Fiddleford ruffled past!Stanley's hair covering his eyes, causing him to resemble Tate (imagine the angst)

Dude he misses his kid so much :((((

[i-am-a-fish]

this year I will become a powerful lesbian

[dareduffie]

when will people learn that live-action remakes will never be good as their original animated counterparts because the glory of animation is the colour, movement, and fantasy that's just untranslateable to live-action