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duck-newton · 8 months
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this is beef punchley. To me
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transmasc-tfw2 · 19 days
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Listen I get it you want to feel high and mighty in your bedroom telling us to boycott Eurovision. But do you actually boycott anything year round?
Do you boycott everything on all of these lists or are you still booking holidays and order McDonald’s and using Google to search on your Dell or HP computer to search for things on Amazon you’re buying. Are you still watching the latest Disney or Marvel film? Yes? Then telling us to boycott 6 hours of tv is going to do nothing because you’re performative wanting nothing more than to have an excuse to shit on other people and feel high and mighty.
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lunarw0rks · 6 months
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gaz is a stomach pusher
i said what i said
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Foggy: Have you figured out how the hell Matt and Frank usually get out of these messes?
Karen: According to my research, they don’t.
Foggy: I’m sorry, what?
Karen: They both literally just make a bigger mess to cancel out the first one and go away for a few days.
Foggy:
Karen: The fact that it actually works is the concerning part-
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sundaifm · 6 months
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Things I can’t unsee
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jakeotters · 11 months
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“john carter is mlm” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence in the room.
“it’s true.” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: noah wyle himself.
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mitskiplier · 4 months
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why are you booing when i said your alex claremont-diaz x henry fox mountchristen windsor is rarijack in another font
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mrsaltieri-real · 7 months
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Mickey Altieri the kinda guy who’d murder absolutely fucking anyone but be completely shit scared of spiders and full blown freak out if he sees one lurking. Tell me I’m wrong.
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getosugurusbangs · 6 months
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yuki…. yuki save me….
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general-dweebous · 4 months
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ok you know that scene in 500 days of Summer
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Tell me that isn’t 100000% Gale & Tav. She’d comment on a book he’s reading, and or quote it, and he’d just be standing there like:
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spiderlily-w1tch-blog · 11 months
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Poly TsukiYama x Yn be like
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captainlynxx · 24 hours
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30 day torchwood challenge- day 18:
Least Favourite Villan:
I can’t tell if I love or hate the 456 and it’s driving me up the wall. So instead of them im going to say Adam. I don’t have a real reason other than he gets on my fucking nerves (no offence but srsly)
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Personally, I think Remus lupin would unintentionally start a cult and his friends would be like “DUDE” and he’s just there minding his own business like “I didn’t ask for this. It’s not my fault they decided to worship me.”
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chapel-of-rizztual · 1 year
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All the ghouls are autistic and being on stage is a huge stimfest for them all. Copia as well. Thanks for listening.
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In speak as ye chose, captain shows up late and says he lost track of time and that there’s no rushes because they’ve got forever and Fanny replies: “Well, we’ve got until seven, because that’s when we’re watching Captain American.” And the after she said that, he had his jacket back on and became his usual scheduled person. Which means that the ghosts watched Captain American. And I think (that’s a lie, I know) that Cap ships Stucky, and anyone who disagrees is wrong.
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dcjelliclequeen33 · 1 year
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Lena: I don’t think there are any songs that could make a playlist for my life.
Sam: ……bitch you’re life is LITERALLY a Melanie Martinez album!! I can name two off the top of my head that may as well have used you as an inspiration!
Lena: ……shut up
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