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john-marshall · 10 months

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I need to piss and get in the shower for an appointment in an hour. my roommate has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes

#p.txt #she decided to … borrow. a portable washing machine #to be returned toward the end of the amazon return period #and she said she needed to empty that out #before i got in the shower #fair enough! it is in the tub!#but GIRL i have places to BE

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demaparbat-hp · 2 months

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Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!

Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.

It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.

#zutara #atla #zuko #avatar the last airbender #katara #atla fanart #zutara au #prince zuko #atla art #kyoshi warrior ursa au #kyoshi warrior zuko #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi island #zuko x katara #katara x zuko #katara art #katara fanart #katara of the southern water tribe #zutara fanart #zutara art #Me: damn I hate doing backgrounds *proceeds to draw the most detailed and complicated backgrounds ever*#Why do I do this to myself. Whyyyyyy #Anyway I think Katara having her “oh no he's hot” moment before actually meeting the guy is the funniest thing ever #If only because that's the general reaction Zuko gets from about 90% of the people they meet in this AU #Katara doesn't have an instant crush actually. And neither does he. She just knows he's gorgeous and isn't afraid to tell him so once she...#...notices that he's got self-esteem issues but manages to hide them with fake confidence #Then it's all Katara showering Jian Li with genuine praise and our boy spluttering and blushing like a schoolgirl with a crush for hours #But it's okay. He turns the tables on her.#Zuko as Jian Li

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julykings · 1 day

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25 today

#today was gooood I woke up at 5 bc banjo was barking and then got cozy in bed with Winston and watched dinner in America while working on #an art project untilllll like 7:30 then showered and got ready for workkkkk - ran lab all morning and one of the students brought me a gift #got more work done on my pieceee then taught class which was actually chiller in comparison to how it normally is . which was still pretty #hectic. but my mood was good :-)#and Alex sent me flowers to be delivered during class 😭😭😭😭#just got home and am going to go to the gym before getting dinner with my love 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#and ******** ***#hehehe

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arsonforcharlie · 7 months

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Can we see Pigeon again? It's been too long!

it's been 4 days you animals

#toronto pigeon #cats #oh WHAT a kitty #she was put out with me last night tho #i got home late because i had my first stained glass class #and THEN i took a shower to get potential glass shards off my me before petting her #frankly idk how she survives under these conditions

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garashir · 4 months

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arthur talking to the rest of the gang:

arthur talking to charles:

#like I’m not even making it up!!!#arthur will constantly say how glad he is charles is with them #and ‘we need you’ and ‘hardest worker in the camp’ and ‘I don’t know how we got anything done before you came along’#LIKE #showering him with compliments and affirmation #meanwhile he all but bullies the rest of the gang #he never really says anything negative to javier or lenny just like a ‘take care of yourself’ kinda thing #but he is ALWAYS ragging on sean and kieran and john and UNCLE and pearson and bill literally all of them #but not charles <3 #hes only got good things to say to charles #arthur morgan #charthur #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #my posts

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sadacon · 2 years

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Comic fans are so pathetic they'll see a character that hasn't been seen in awhile drawn in the background small as shit and and start screaming like "MY BABY THEY REMEMBERED MY BABY" and immediately get their hopes up that they're gonna actually start showing up again even tho that almost never actually happens.

I am comic fans

#sadacon codec #mia dearden shower up un the backround of an alt universe comic after not beung seen for #what i think has been a few years of not exsisting #hell stargirl got a whole show before she was actually back in comics for more then one offs #dc the bane of my existence

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ghostlyarchaeologist · 5 months

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Gotta have a momento!

Leverage Redemption S02E09 The Pyramid Job.

#leverage #leverage redemption #breanna casey #harry wilson #aleyse shannon #noah wyle #how long before he took it off/got shoved into the shower you reckon? 🤣#(probably not long! i reckon parker could manhandle him on her own)#ghostly'sgifs

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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year

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Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.

“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”

#thats it tumblr post it #danny phantom #idk what au this could be fore #I just put an e in for might be time to exit the shower #as ghost king it would cause so much of a headache to deal with them #like hes got to rehabilitate them probably and thats so much work #plus the paper work that comes with people who have killed a lot.#yes this is ghost king #r we not all on the ghost king train?#danny saves like idk some sort of villian and is like ‘’get yo shit together before you die’’#what the fuck else do you do when the king of all the dead saves your life and tells you to clean up your act or else it’s a time out #who knows what a ghosts timeout is #people be like ‘’welp death said I gotta do better before I die so I better’’#idk im so tired at this point but still have three hours to go #pogo lol #boingt boingy boingy #goodnight everybody hahahaha

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ash-rigby · 8 months

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LEFTIST SNOWFLAKE CREEPYPASTAS 😱

GENDER man 😂

2. Jeff(ina) the killHER 👩🏻🔪

3. smile dog (puppy play they/them 🐶)

4. the BOTTOM SURGERY rooms 👀

#text #that;s all i got i don't know any other creepypastas of the top of my head #im certain someone's done this before but it made me laugh in the shower so here you go #the idea that a conservative would know the term ''bottom surgery'' is the most ridiculous thing about this tbh #tag yourself

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apnourry · 2 months

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mama, I'm just having fun

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saym0-0 · 4 months

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Rabbit! im not suuper happy with how this turned out but yk what shes cute and her joints mostly make sense. so thats what counts. check out this post for some of my references/inspirations for her BJD style design :3 (its a post i made earlier while figuring out her joints)

#girlypop needs a shower #and by that i mean a good scrub down because girlfriend is NOT waterproof #my art #i lowered the opacity a bit bc it was a little much but shes so rusty and oxidised #deffo got caught in the rain before this #theres also quite a few oil leaks #they're rainbow #because oil has no right to be that pretty #rabbit spg #spg #steam powered giraffe

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deus-and-the-machina · 1 year

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you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

#thinking about dmc seriously for the first time in a while...I never stopped the occasional canary reblog but hmmmmmmm #like I imagine post 3 Vergil was probably similarly doing mercenary/demon killing work to get money like Dante was and thats sorta shown in #the novels. but like before that when he was a young young kid just post attack he was probably just living feral in an alleyway or smth #with just the yamato prolly similar to how v at the start of visions of v was. that child mugged and dumpster dived ok #point is while obviously he got to a place where he wasnt like. broke and homeless by the gilver era hes probably not had to think much #about money besides it buys me food and clothes mans was confused by one goaland power and yada yada while guess what buddy now you're #gonna be consumed by adulting. I dont even think he'd be that bothered by Dante not paying the bills at first but once he settles into human #living and gets a firsthand experience of what a cold shower when the heating is off feels like he is ON his ass about it #he pretends hes sooooo above human concerns until he has to live them lol and nowhes in charge of devil may crys finances prolly #nero taught him how to do taxes I bet #devil may cry #vergil sparda #vergil

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suchscary · 3 months

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artfight revenge for roseacaelum

#my art #oc #original character #this was drawn before I got forced to work from 9 am to 9+ pm at an irl job in the scorching heat -_-#no joke the only thing I can do when I come home is shower and rest in bed. and then I hit the sack #hope this ends soon so I can draw and feel like a person again

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justaz · 4 days

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wait,, in the lightning thief it was established that hades visited olympus on the winter solstice since it was the darkest day of the year and all the ancient/evil magic stirred, right? but in the titans curse, percy and co visit olympus on the winter solstice but hades isn’t present. it could be a moment of rick just forgetting his previously established world building but i propose that it was hades in mourning as his daughter just died like two days prior so he didn’t want to bother with his family and their bickering

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chemicalarospec · 27 days

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you've heard of: aroacespec "is this person flirting with me" confusion, now get ready for: Does this person think I'm flirting with them (and also are they flirting "back" with me) because I accidentally bumped into them a lot?

#new jersey girl seems to really like me that makes me happy #nobody's been attracted to me before #but it'll make me sad if she asks me out #because even though I LOVE her i think i'd have to say no just because i really imagine myself #with a boyfriend far more than a girlfriend lately and i don't want to put her into a relationship that might end up feeling like #misgendering...#aro #ace #aroace #aroacespec #aromantic #arospec #greyromantic #greyro #I said this #we've been walking all over campus together and she's um. not a very considerate walker i keep #almost getting pushed off the path so that's whyh i keep bumping into her lol #but also she seems to like standing/sitting near me?#and i said 'i think my face is a little...' because i was thinking it felt like it got too much sun #and she was like 'i think your face is a little too-- wait what did u say?'#and i said i didn't even use an adjective but said burnt/red was what i should have siad #and she just said 'i think your face is a little'#like is that an oblique compliment??#okay the funniest part is yesterday she said some random girl came up to her and said she looked pretty and she wasn't sure if it was #flirting or just a compliment so she doesn't even know what flirting is either lol #also she calls me Data now bc i told her about hwo my uncle said my parents consult me like picard consults data lol #tbh maybe i gave her the wrong signals by moisturizing when she was in my room last night?#(kept sticking my hand under my clothes. my roommate brought her in right after i showered)#i asked my roommated if that was weird and she thought it was fine but she might not be the best metric

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didderd · 1 year

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(some middle of th night suggestive and mild nsfw)

hhhhhhhh these were supposed to all jus be mild spicy like th first two but then.. th horror drawing hh

(anyways i. need to go back to bed lmao)

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