#best bros bein hoes

[iwanty0uu]

Pussy Monster

Pt 1┊͙✧˖*°࿐

Connie was an amazing boyfriend, he spoiled the fuck out of you often and the sex was immaculate….

But your, least favorite thing about him was how he always showed out in front of his stank ass friends. He did it once, and you nipped it in the butt, but then it happened again.. and this time you weren’t joking.

Your head ached as you chewed on the ice meant to soothe it, no amount of medicine could have made your head stop hurting when you were on your period. Growin up in the Caribbean, you were used to drinking tea and making it all go away, but unfortunately this wasnt one of the cases.

Connie is usually understanding about these things but today, he was doing too much. The loud cheering that projected from the living room bounced off the walls of your boyfriend’s bedroom. You heard his homeboys Ony, Eren ,Armin, and Jean all screaming in the living room.

“Yo bro why the fuck they so loud” you mumbled under your breath “they all right next to each other the fuck.” Your ignorance was getting to the best of you and with your headache on top of that, made you feel overstimulated. You felt the tears dripping down your wet face, freshly done lashes now becoming damp due to your tears. 

You carefully wiped them away, admiring your new halloween set that Connie to happened to pay for, you couldn’t help but want your mother, desperate for some type of affection. You were too weak to argue and your cramps made nothing better.

It didn’t matter if it was the last day of your period, you asked several times for Constance to just speak a little more softly, you loved him and he deserved time to be with his friends, that of course was never the problem, but it was how he acted around them.

You sat up in the bed, the this duvet covers rolled down your shoulder, adjusting them as your eyes adjusted to the dark of the bedroom, your breasts pooled put of your robe which you discarded, leaving your brown, mostly naked body in the covers.

You sighed deeply and grabbed your phone, adjusting the brightness and decided to scroll of twitter, and after scrolling through several only fans advertisement accounts, you found the perfect tweets and posted them on your story like the petty bitch you were, and went back to bed.

However, those stories were public, and one of them being “ sometimes, you really just gotta give up on a nigga,” you knew this would upset connie but not enough for him to actually want to leave you..

Living room POV:

Eren’s phone vibrated, as he walked to the fridge and grabbed a gatorade, he tapped through his story and stopped abruptly, “what the hell she talkin bout?” he mutter while holding down on your post, Armin’s attention shifted to Eren momentarily, “Hah one of ha hoes bein delusional?” Ony teased, earning a chuckle from jean. 

“Yo C,” his brown furrowed, as he walked infront of the tv screen, he turned his phone to Connie after putting it on do not disturb, “You and y/n good?”…

Kinktober special-

[possumart]

Drew my bestie @curgly 's Vtuber in my style!!

[yanban-san]

Wait wait wait wait wait if u have butler hcs and yandere hcs then do u have YANDERE BUTLER HEADCANONS?

...

Yes, I do now

HCs below the cut; they are SFW, but it's yanderes so it's definitely not fluffy or just plain cutesy; darker content, yandere's gonna yandere with murder and drugs and threats of arson and gaslighting

SFW ones for them bein yandere hoe bros together:

Ingo and Emmet worked tirelessly to become the heads of the house-staff for their Lady so they could protect her better... and so they could take control of all the internal affairs of her house to ensure no one takes her from them.

As the Lady's heads of staff, they went through and vetted every single member of the housekeeping- getting rid of anyone who could be problematic in the future and also firing any ruggedly handsome individuals who might try to steal away their Lady's heart when they're busy.

They also are in charge of bringing up mail- which they go through excessively. Portraits sent or an offer of marriage? Into the fire immediately and the family's name is added to their list of "Houses to blackmail and/or burn down," Likewise they vet every social gathering invitation for houses hostile to their Ladyship or if any single noblemen are going to be showing up to woo the ladies.

In this same vein they have a vague notion of what sort of faces their Ladyship finds attractive and will keep ugly portraits of suitors old enough to be her grandfather to show her, so she won't suspect she's not getting any requests.

Despite being heads of staff they typically only give orders in the morning so they can be their Ladyship's personal attendants for the day. They try to make sure at least one of them is with their Ladyship at all times, but they also argue a lot (and have quite a few battles over it) over who should be the one to stay with her.

They have absolutely poisoned someone at a dinner party for insinuating that their Ladyship should get married or for insulting her for not being married yet; of course they're not idiotic enough to get caught, and it got blamed on a would-be assassin or probably some poor unfortunate maid who doesn't matter anyway, right?

They give their Ladyship extra strength sleepy-time tea at night so she won't abscond into the moonlit night with some vagabond.

They've done their best to ensure their Ladyship relies on them a lot; they may hold a lot of power over the housekeeping and internal, more... domestic affairs of their Lady's house, but they're still her employees. And they intend to, at the very least, keep it that way.

They also may have-definitely-intentionally-absolutely-probably framed higher-ups in their Ladyship's house in order to install their own people or take the position for themselves; and even at the worst points made their Ladyship think she was responsible for messing something up. It's a good thing she's got Emmet and Ingo as her trustworthy and highly capable butlers to rely on though, right?

[andiitom]

tho you a new writer in the twst famdom do u have any relastioship hottakes or any hot takes in gen?? 😳

Yes I do bestie 💙

There is no proofreading i wrote this while otp with sister.

Tbh realistically no I don't think any of them besides Trey, Deuce and Jack are the best for relationships.

*will edit this at a later date*

THESE ARE MY HOT TAKES BLOCK ME IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM.

(Magior editing)

Riddle 

He means well but he's always got something to say and he'll have an opinion on anything that's not up to his standards. Yes he said he'll stop being stingy on the rules but you can't just forget how you was raised so it’s going to take awhile for him to get out that mindset. 

You also have to deal with an overbearing mother in law and I'm like 39% sure in one of is event card he said something abt bein in an arranged marriage(dm me if i’m wrong cuz i might be wrong)even so you just gon be the other person cuz his mom defo not ending it cuz he met some some random hussy that’s supposedly from another world.

Trey

You'll probably be second in his life like he seems very family oriented and would drop anything for his family.

He's 100% will be running the bakery so yous probably have to put in some work at the bakery if you want things to last. 

Carter

Man is always on his phone. He's gon have impossible beauty standards for his partner.

He's always online so if you dont want your pictures online he 1) either deletes all the pictures of you off his page and then other bitches in his dm wanting to link cuz they think yall broke up or 2) he doesnt post you and everyone thinks he’s single and he got hoes in his dms wanting to link. 

Deuce

Based on the Deuce you are going for bad boy deuce or good boy deuce.

If bad boy Deuce… he was the leader of a gang so if you down for that life baby better have them hands.

but somewhere down the line he gon probably ghost you when he go to nrc.

Though if you going after good boy Deuce you probably gonna haft to initiate some of the romance cuz while you wondering why he hasnt replied to your text from 3 hrs ago he over here trying to spell gorgus. 

Ace

BRO IT’S IN CANNON HE GHOSTED HIS GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE WAS BORING..

So besties if you aint some manic pixie dream girl/boy/person you aint worth a damn to him, you just gon be his booty call sorry it’s the truth.

Even if you start dating you gon have to deal wif his gf(he didn’t have the balls to break up with the poor girl) and his old friends cuz they gon have some questions.

Leona

Do you really want that can of worms? You just with him cuz he’s a catboy or because he’s royalty. I’m like 30% sure he also said his brother is trying to set him up with someone so like riddle you gon be the side piece.

I know some yall think you gonna be the one to claim the throne cuz plot reasons he said he’s not well like in the royal court. So for you bestie to come in try to fix almost 20 years of damge.

Yall think he some alpha but if Ruggie 17 year old has to make sure Leona a 20 year old grade repeater eats, has clean clothes and hair his brushed bestie thats some REAL BETA MALE BEHAVIOR

Ruggie 

I can tell some yall never watched NatGeo documentary you aint gon be the housespouce he is.

He’s wearing the pearls and heels you wearing the suit n’ tie, and with that HE A GOLDIGGER he aint messing wif a broke bitch as soon that bank account gets into the red he gone!

But if he do stay with you he just gon financially abuse you.

Jack 

He’s the goodest boy if you into working out, cold weather and large families you good.

but if you don’t you might just want to call it quits cuz he's going to want at least 3 kids bio or not.

He also would want a parner to workout with. He’s also hard headed so he’s gonna mention wanting to work out or the topic of kids a lot and that's gon lead to a blowout fight.

Azul

He’s got a victim complex and you gon have to be the mentally sound one in this relationship.

You also have to be a long distance cuz you gon have to drink a transformation potion daily or a water breathing potion cuz he is not doing that.

The relationship will be 100% contractinal and when you lose your usefulness he dropping you. 

Jade

Same situation as Azul. He can also be violent, he also has his UM and can have you confess your deepest darkest secret and black mail you with that.

We don’t get a lot on him and Flyod’s parents but from what we do get they sound dangerous and if he wants you gone he just gotta make a couple calls. 

Floyd

He’s the poster child for ‘dead: do not eat’. Like the prior two he’ll drop you, like what Woody thought Andy would do to him with Buzz around.

He also violent and will put his hands on you, none that “I can change him” bullshit you will come out that relationship(if you do) with cuts and bruises.

It's giving 'if I can't have no one can'

Kalim

You wildn if you think he not already engaged.

You also gota fight for your life cuz if the favorite or main bitch the others gon be jealous and to get rid of you, you better come with those hands.

Like I said none you(even me 🥲) are the one just cuz he’s nice to doesnt mean he like you. 

Jamil

You gon have to be his ride or die

if does that travling like he said he’ll do when he graduates you gon have to go with him or wait for him.

If he dont do that travling... hope you like working cuz that’s watchu gon be doing..

Aint no big family confrontation dont embarrass yourself and get to work.

Vil

Don’t do that to yourself bestie..

I can’t speak from experience but from what I hear having no social presence at all and dating a celebrity is not easy.

Like Riddle he’s even more critical of what you wear/eat.

just because he say he loves you no matter what you look like(from experience them the type of dudes to cheat with type bitch he say he dont like)

he’s subuly trying to change you. 

Rook

Why?

He radiates “where my hug at?” energy

proceed with caution. Homie liyin to yo ass on the daily he’s they type to tell you stop snooping if you suspect he cheating but if he gets the inkling you seein someone on the side ‘you the lyin ass hoe’ even if you aint.

Dont be surprised to if you find pics or vids of you on some weird website we seen that corner in his dorm room and don forget them thicc ass picture album he just of Neige.

Eple 

Sorry but how he acts throught the story is giving deep south backcountry.

That little talk with Deuce during chap 5 and worth a damn in the long run he just learned to hide his toxicity behind his cuteness.

You will be the monster of every situation even if you move to the city which is most likely not gon happen.

He’s the type to leave you while making dinner cuz his grandma said she making his favorite.

Idia 

Yall can’t fight me on this Idia’s an incel if he not on his games or with Ortho he on them forums talking about his ‘nagging bitch s/o’.

He’s more like a child than a partner idia is what an ipad kid is when they grow up sorry not sorry.

He comparing you to his loli waifu.

i dont want to hear none that ‘I can change him’ no we cannot sit your ass down. 

(the diasomnia group and staff are hard to write cuz their limited screen time my edit this sometime after chap 7)

Malleus

Part of the “you crazy if you don’t think he is already engaged” club even if he aint you buggin if you think yous gonna be accepted into fae culture like that..

It's cannon he gets angry really fast so you walking on eggshells.

He will alienate you from everyone.

You gotta learn the history of the valley of thorns and the different fae’s etiquette.

If you two have kids you gotta be careful cuz they just might end up like Sebek’s dog ass.

and unless it’s confermed otherwise and you are able to have kids laying an egg doesent sound as fun as it does on paper.

Lila

Bro I know he into some weird shit hope you ready to be bound and gagged from the ceiling while molten gold is being poured onto you.

Also just remember you just a blip in his memory even if you do have kids he and them will slowly forget you, you aint his ‘only true love’.

Silver 

You taking care of him more than he is taking care of you.

When he not asleep he working as Malleus knight.

Sebek

The man that needs no introduction.

You at least eighth best in his book, nowhere near the level of Malleus, Lila, his mom, late-grandpa, siblings and (maybe) his dad.

He also a raging rasist and he wants to keep that bloodline pure and if you want that bestie all to you but I am judging you.

Crowley

He the type to go on a ‘business trip’ with that work friend he told you not to worry about.

Which is funny as hell the relationship you have wif him is cuz you was using him cheat on your ex and now he cheatin on you.. take that L cuz that's on you.

Crewel

Yall either fucking for passion or fucking for pleasure aint no in between.

It’s giving you was one of his students then you graduate then got married not long after. 

Trein

AYO!? You that down bad?

Either way his kids hate you cuz you either younger than them by a scary amount or you have 3 year age gap with them.

Vargas 

Ion see shit for him but bestie he’s the one that got you bricked up?

He embodies men with a podcast.

He’ll tell you straight up your fat and don’t get mad cuz he’ll do it again. 

Sam

Ion see that much shit for him either but it’s the right choice, I love you and do you want to be friends?

There's nothing wrong with him but break up with him and he'll askin his friends to make yo life hell.

[ongie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TOE-SUCKING FRIEND!!!!!! @ilhoonsmj love u muacks

(jae gif attached is a visual representation of me yelling about how much i love U!!!)

ok hi bitch i am not usually a cheesy person so this is gonna be a RIDE but buckle up hoe bc it’s ur birthday and i Love!! U!!!1

first of all, thank u for being my friend??? we’ve known each other for probably over 3/4?? of a year now and i STILL cannot be more thankful that we met?? you’re one of my best friends, if not THE best friend i have online and i am so so grateful that you’re always there to talk to when i have a shitty day or have someone to talk shit about.

our opinions may differ, but we never get mad at each other and that’s something that extremely difficult to come by and i am SO happy that we’re able to understand each other well. 

you’ve provided me with comfort at many points and dealt with me yelling about things in my life you probably had zero clue about to begin with. i’m glad that you, too, have trusted me despite my age and told me (some) things about you too.

thank you for being there for me - a source of comfort and someone i can rely on for solid advice when no one else would be able to help me out. in return, i’ll try to listen better if you want to talk more about yourself too.

talking to you always makes me happy, because you say stupid things about jae’s toes and put yourself in like... a lifetime of het hours and it’s honestly so entertaining and a huge escape from the entire shit show that’s my life. i’m seriously, really fuckin glad that we’re friends okay u have no idea how boring my life would’ve been if we didn’t get this close. 

anygays... seriously!! thank you for being there for me and being a friend who i can always count on. thanks for dealing with BOTH my het hours for ong AND my homo hours for jihyo!! thanks for being my best bro.... my gay bud..... this pansexual-lesbian solidarity UGH !!!!!!

happy birthday!!!!! i’ll see you in a year!!!!  i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

( please stop bein a weeb, a furry, a toe-licker and a kboo all in one u can’t be that much evil in One human )

[sk3ll3tor]

Latest Blythe Bro's conversation?

Everything wasn’t fine.

It was absolutely futile to try and put up an everything is fine facade for Jamie. He had always been very intuitive, and wasn’t going anywhere.

“You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You fucked up, but everyone makes mistakes. You kissed someone, you immediately regretted it but didn’t get a chance to clear the air properly before you got hit by a goddamn car. You lost your memory, and I’m sorry, flippin’ the situation here– I don’t care how hurt I was, if Caspar was in the hospital and couldn’t remember shit, I’d be right there by his side. How shitty is it to say you love someone and the moment they fuck up, you’re out? Real love is takin’ someone’s good and their bad. Not lettin’ yourself get walked all over, but also not disappearin’ the moment things get hard. You didn’t fuck Derrick–

“Actually–”

“When all this was happening?!”

“No, after. After I got released.”

“Okay, that’s… kinda fair game. You’re broken up… anyway, as I was saying. What if you never got your memories back? He was just gonna forget about you like that?” Jamie’s brows were furrowed slightly.

“But I did get my memories back, Jamie you don’t understand. I–” Ben was getting a little frustrated with this conversation. He didn’t like the way Jamie was talking about Iago, but deep down, he knew that Jamie knew more about relationships than he did. In a way, Ben was jealous that Jamie was such a steadfast person. Caspar was very lucky.

“–You fucked up. And you’re sorry, but he’s choosin’ to treat you like an emotional hookup. He’s comin’ by, grabbin’ a few things, gettin’ his fill of seein’ you miserable and hearin’ you say you’re so sorry, then goin’ off and not talkin’ to you again.” Jamie reached for another slice of pizza, shaking his head. “If you’re breakin’ up for good, then do it. Make a clean cut and move on. You deserve better. I know you goofed, but you don’t deserve that. It’s not like you killed anyone or stole somethin’ or acted out of cruelty. You’re still a good person, even if you’re tryin’ to be an asshole again, which by the way, it’s ain’t workin’ so much now that your memories are comin’ back.”

Ben simply listened. Jamie’s heart was in the right place, but he couldn’t agree. He took a long swig of his beer and looked at the other with furrowed brows. Maybe Jamie was right. “Are you sayin’ he’s gettin’ off on seein’ me like that? I don’t wanna hear this anymore, he isn’t like that, Jamie.”

“Look. I like Iago. Hell, I tried talkin’ to ‘im and told ‘im to talk to me if there’s anything he needs, but he ain’t talkin’ to me, either. He’s a great guy, but he seems dead set and bein’ done with you, and what he’s doin’ now is not good. If you’re not gonna have a relationship, then cut ties. You can’t just love someone when they’re good t’you and say fuck it all when they make a mistake. That’s not love. That’s convenient. If you don’t wanna be with Derrick, who has been there for you, make a clean cut there, too. Don’t lead ‘im on or string ‘im along. Focus on your art. Don’t hoe around expectin’ things to change. You were doin’ that before and you weren’t happy, remember? The right person will come along, but you’ve gotta decide if you wanna keep wallowin’ in your own self pity or if you’re gonna get up and move ahead like the Benjamin that I know and have always known.”

“Can we talk about somethin’ else? Hyde isn’t eating. I’m wonderin’ if it’s because she misses them. I’m thinkin’ of takin’ her to the vet,” Ben said, looking to the puppy curled in a cute little ball at the end of the couch. “Poor girl. Dogs are more intuitive than we give ‘em credit for. Take her today, it might be the stress of everything that’s goin’ on. It might help her to be around Merry and Pippin, I dunno.”

“If she can’t be without Jekyll, then maybe I should give ‘er back to Iago,” he said, the heartbreak audible in his voice. He loved her very much, but he needed to do whatever was best for her. Hopefully, this was just a passing thing and she would start eating normally again. They had been eating pizza, but now even Ben wasn’t hungry anymore. Everything sucked, and he needed to pull himself out of this rut before he started getting really depressed. Ben didn’t want to cut ties with Iago, who had been the only person capable of breaking down his walls and getting through to him.

But he was gone.

And now Ben had to carefully build himself up again. He couldn’t do that if Iago kept coming around… So maybe he would listen to everyone and just fly solo for a while. Maybe he would start avoiding both Derrick and Iago. The thought was unnerving, but if it meant he could move forward with his life, then maybe it would be worth a shot.

[visibly-underperforming]

The best platonic ship: Jeffseph. just bros bein hoes

two dudes,,, sitting in a hottub.... five states apart because they’re both broke

(whom do you ship me with)

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

DIZNAVE: They call me tha black folks president. dizzy DIZZAY: n i T-H-to-tha-izzought our houzes were pointlesslizzle T-to-tha-izzall befizzle DIZNAVE: it jizzay dizzy stop from keep constantly gett'n more n more vertically enormous

DIRK: Shit be downright precipitous at dis point thats off tha hook yo. DIZNIRK: Like, upways.

DAVE: haha yeah DAVE: Bounce wit me. we made siznure as fuck nizzay ta come right out n literally describe that bizzle as tall

DIRK: Hizzy yes. DIRK: Who nizneeds small n serviceable adjizzles whizzen tha mizzost ass-backwards way of ho-slappin' a th'n be R-to-tha-izzight there, tantalizingly hidden witin tha vast ocean of language. DIZZIRK: Like a treasure 'n a huge shitty clizzam.

DAVE: we be way on tha same pizzay philosophically here

DIRK, betta check yo self: Whizzle be surprize' by dis so show some love, niggaz! DIZNIRK: Zero thugz, be who cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

DAVE: sounds like a C-L-to-tha-izzub fo` baller ta me DIZZY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. tizzy luckizzle they dizzle have any memba, otherwize theyd all be lame as hell

DIRK: Yeah.

DAVE: so uh DAVE: why do tha houzes nizzle ta be so tall again DAVE: i neva actually understood that DAVE like a motha fucka: except ta reach tha gizzles bizzy once we all figured out hizzy ta fly n shit that became so pointless

DIZZLE: Yizzeah. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Afta a wizzy 'n tha game, build'n kind of stopped matter'n. DIRK: Except near tha end doggystyle. Spendin' them ta tha top be jizzay a point of completion. DIZZAY fo yo bitch ass: Tizzy you dump tha grist rizzig on top of it, apparizzle. DIZZIRK: That lets tha ballin' spray out all tha grist frizzle tha hoard 'n tha planet ciznore, K-to-tha-izzind of like a hiznuge oil dizzle I guess. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

DAVE: oh DIZZY spittin' that real shit: hizzle d-ya know dis DIZZLE: do you guys hizzay like a manual or

DIRK: I'm in communication wit Arquiusprite. DIZZIRK: He frontin' on it now, know what im sayin?

DAVE: so yiznoure 'n communication wit hizzy like... Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. DAVE: RIGHT niznow?

DIZZY: Yes. DIZZAY: Vizzia mah shades bitch ass nigga. DIZZIRK but real niggaz don't give a fuck: Whizzay he incidentally used to be. DIZZY droppin hits: Like, as a computa, which he lived inside as mah Auto-responda. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

DIZZAVE: right DAVE: n DIZZY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. uh DAVE: wizzy yeah yeah baby... did you mizzle that th'n again DAVE now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: nizzle thizzat you eva tiznold me befizzle DAVE: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. 'again' be just like a stammering tack-on ta that sentizzle so as to try n niznot sound too fuck'n rizzle

DIRK: I D-to-tha-izzon't thiznink it a riznude question. It perfectly fizzy ta wanna be gangsta what wizzle go'n thrizzay mah heezee when I made him. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. DIRK puttin tha smack down: I've spent a lot of tiznime saggin' abizzle that myself.

DIZNAVE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. so yizzle jizzle DAVE: straight up programmed a copy of yo' brain

DIRK cuz its a pimp thang: There was some programm'n involved, but also a bit of cheat'n, through tha mapp'n of a captchalogued ghost-imprint of mah B-R-to-tha-izzain. DIRK: I guess P-to-tha-izzart of it wizzay just 'bout try'n ta understand mizzy. DIRK: But I don't think I wiznould hizzay put it that wizzay at tha time. Fo` a while I insisted he wizzay meant ta be a "dizzle partnizzle" or some horseshit. DIZNIRK: I was pretty young, and had some stupizzle idizzles mah nizzle. DIRK: 'bout irony 'n particular. Biznut also a liznot of mizzle faux-intellizzle thoughts on a W-to-tha-izzide variety of tizzles. DIRK: Like philosophy, conscioizzles, programm'n, identity, history, ancient pop-culture... really it rizzay tha fizzy gamut of pretizzle. DIRK: Not thiznat I D-to-tha-izzon't still fizzind T-H-to-tha-izzat stuff pimpin'. I'd just L-to-tha-izzike ta think I'm somizzle less full of shizzle 'bout it all now keep'n it real yo.

DIZZAVE: yeah me tizzle DAVE: i mizzean, about mah interests n stuff

DIRK: Creat'n hiznim was an interest'n exercize I guess, but poser tha Y-to-tha-izzears I cizname ta see his development as one of mah bizzle mistakes cuz I'm fresh out the pen. DIRK from tha streets of tha L-B-C: He sort of turned into a monsta. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. But I C-to-tha-izzould neva dippin' myself ta git rid of him, or even really blizzay him fo` bein an asshole, coz he wasn't actually that diffizzle from me. DIRK: Like, by defizzle in tha hood. DIRK: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. He sizzy alrizzle as Arquius though. At lizzay it keeps him busy, obsess'n ova hiznis muscles, bustin' fo` milk and shizzay lizzike that.

DAVE: hmm DAVE: i gizzuess i started some projects i regrizzle DAVE: but nothin lizzike mak'n a mizzle wizzle eventually exist DAVE: it S-to-tha-izzounds fucked up bizzut be also kind of an off tha hook story 'n its own wizzy

DIRK: I guess so.

DIZZAVE: maybe im lucky i wizzle neva thizzat G-to-tha-izzood wit playa DAVE: niznow computa ART thats a different story DAVE: ok it actually isnt i fuckin suck at that tiznoo DAVE: bizzut dammizzle i try mah best and make sizzle magic happizzle at least in mah own mind so mizzay thats gizzood enough

DIRK: It certainly worked out fo` yizzou 'n mah univerze.

DAVE: yeah DIZZLE: i mean DAVE: i DIZZLE captchalogue mah own G-H-to-tha-izzost B-R-to-tha-izzain once biznut i didnt knizzow what ta make of that n thizzought it wizzle kinda wizzy so that neva really W-to-tha-izzent anywhizzle DIZNAVE: probably fo` tha best

DIRK: Drop it like its hot. It definitely be to increase tha peace. DIRK: Tinker'n wit yo' own mind, or identity or rappa... Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. it a dark road ta go dizzle. DIRK: Thiznere be enough splinta of everyone runn'n around out there as it be, jizzay as a natural byproduct of our reality. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. Fo` me 'n partizzle. Probably fo` you too, as a time playa. DIZZLE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. That process doesn't need to be encourage' or fizzle with.

DIZNAVE: fo` real D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: mah bro did coo' things wit computa too DAVE: i mizzay nothin like mak'n a clone of hiznis bizzy or nothin' trippin' thank god DAVE: jiznust S-to-tha-izzome absurd bullshit wit wizzy bots n stuff mostly ta help prop up hiznis various "enterprizes"

DIRK fo' sho': You miznean tha pizzay S-T-to-tha-izzuff?

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: yeah DAVE: but wit puppets of courze DAVE: it wizzay always 'bout tha puppizzles DIZZY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Naturally. DAVE: he made all theze porn bots that wizzould just talk to each otha 'n a chatrizzle endlessly D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Its just anotha homocide. all like gettin each otha riled up 'bout squishizzle bottoms n whatnot DAVE now pass the glock: actually it was pretty blingin' ta wizzay thiznem go at it fo` H-to-tha-izzours DAVE: i tizzy they may have been frontin' on tha threshold of SUM-M SUM-M resembl'n sizzle awareness like a motha fucka? DAVE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. except they onlizzle seemed ta apply thizzle faculty ta reach even more heightened states of sexizzle excitement fo` a B-to-tha-izzunch of nude soft puppets

D-TO-THA-IZZIRK to increase tha peace: T-H-to-tha-izzat sounds... DIZNIRK: Oddly blingin'. DIRK like a motha fucka: I mean, not ta say he wasn't still a D-to-tha-izzouche paper'd up. DIZZLE: But as a pastime, cultivat'n a group of earnest, erotic puppet-lov'n chatbizzles sounds so much mizzay relaxing thizzan painstakingly construct'n a versizzle of yo' own briznain, n then argu'n wit it fo` years thereafta. D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: Almost liznike ballin' ta a little fliznock of pigeons doggystyle.

DAVE: yeah you know he dizzay sizzy coo' th'n DAVE: it wasnt necessarily all inherently terrible DIZZY: ho-slappin' i wizzould rizzle apprecizzle unda pusha circumstances DAVE: he definitely had a lot of drizzle n also some uh "ideas" that warranted a certizzle amizzle of respizzle i guess DAVE and yo momma: he just DIZNAVE: maybe shiznould not have bizneen allowizzle niznear a C-H-to-tha-izzild? DAVE: sall im sayin

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I’m On 3.0

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I’m On 3.0

–Intro: Trae tha Truth– They say three times the charm, huh? I got ya

–Verse 1: Trae tha Truth– Yeah, all gas, fast, livin’ like somethin’ was speedin’ Ashy to classy, now I bless ’em like someone who sneezin’ I’m only here to give ’em pressure, bitch, picture me squeezin’ Against the world like I was Pac, wasn’t nobody believin’ Nothin’ deceivin’, know the truth, what the fuck you was needin’? Gather this evenin’ for the one, reputation was steamin’ Vision me gleamin’ from the mud, ain’t no point in you cleanin’ I’m motivation for the ones who nobody was feedin’ Automatic still give ‘e the same kick Started the sideline, now I’m starrin’ in game 6 Spit and make ’em replay it like they’re stuck on the same disk Work, I give ’em new, never stretchin’ the same brick Never the same chick, yeah I’m still on that same shit Cop me a new spot, tryna see where the plane fits Picture me with a crown, next to that where my name sits Galaxy in the ceilin’ just to show ’em what fame gets

–Verse 2: T.I.– In the heart of the jungle walkin’ through the fire You beat the charge if you show up with an alibi Runnin’ wild in the city, no direction All we know is get that dough, run up the checks and I’m self-made, wasn’t made for the military Get paid, dodge jail and the cemetery You better reach for the stars, take your best shot You let them haters kill your dream, your ass be assed out, forreal

–Verse 3: Dave East– Fill a Backwood with three nicks V6, cut the coke, remix Squeeze clips if ever we hear that he snitched I’m allergic to broke niggas in the precinct Found out my man was hatin’ and we ain’t speak since Barney’s, Nord’s can’t add up the paper we spent Tryna get drunk, I’m tokin’, I got a P bent I touched a million, ain’t sleep since, on defense

–Verse 4: Tee Grizzley– Freedom got me feelin’ like I flown up Out of prison, I ain’t think that I was blowin’ up Bunch of young rich niggas home, Rollies up Run up on us, watch how quick I’ll lift the toaster up Money got me feelin’ like you can’t control us Servin’, watchin’ out for the patrollers We used to play the game, play on your controllers Seen niggas get killed, heart froze up Picked up them choppas, got to go and duck Shootin’ everything up, it ain’t no ho in us Shit ain’t even last, free bro and them In Chicago I’m home, that’s on 4 and them Now I’m thinkin’ right ’cause I see I can make it Started, fam strugglin’, I couldn’t take it You got it out the mud, I got it out the pavement I used to miss payments, got the title, dare you try to take it

–Verse 5: Royce da 5’9″– Triple OG Never without vision or livin’ goal-free Never writ it though I’ve been out gettin’ this since ’03 Every little red cent and every dividend Has been counted and acquired Been legit, legal and been with the code I’m colder than December in the winter cold Look, I’ve been out givin’ canned goods and clothes To the children on 34th, real nigga, ugh

–Verse 6: Curren$y– I could put you on like socks Put you on like my watch Put you on the block, you can get that off Put you on the right lot, you can get that car Put you on like a fitted Put you on in my city Got the stars in the ceilin’, that’s the Wraith Got the top in the trunk, that’s a don I could give it to a nigga either way ’cause I’m on, L

–Chorus: D.R.A.M., Gary Clark, Jr., & Mark Morrison– I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, yeah

–Verse 7: Snoop Dogg– Wakin’ up, feelin’ good, rollin’ through the neighborhood Do or die, every day, I lead ’em in a different way I don’t take no mess, get it off of my chest I’ma be dressed to impress, no stress, fresh Off the east side, Trae called me up and said “Unc I’ma need you on the b-side” So I came through, ah, mic checked, one-two, uh Gettin’ real funky, kinda smell like manure Eight cars, eight stars Return of the mack with these hot eight bars Flip through it, dip through it This is the shit that’ll make you get to it Break down, give it up, pour it up Now drink it up, roll it up Light it up, how you feel, y’all? See you in high definition with a mothafuckin’ real Dogg

–Verse 8: Fabolous– And every day I’m on And if I wasn’t, then why would I say I’m on? Get an Em and get low, that’s the Dre I’m on Get a B in blue, that’s the Jay I’m on They on sidelines watchin’ what play I’m on I call a audible, that’s what a baller do They keep askin’ me, is there more to do? Well ain’t water wet? Well then it’s more to get To my shorty’s set, and his shorty’s set This game ain’t over, it’s more quarters left I gotta rep my city, do it for the set I gotta talk my shit until I’m short of breath ‘Cause the world is full of niggas tryna off your on switch Tryna find a place that your coffin gon’ fit Me and my niggas on some confidente shit And we ain’t really feelin’ that off and on shit, I’m on

–Verse 9: Rick Ross– Maybach Music Chasin’ paper, starin’ out the casket Was a stunna ’til they froze all the assets Killers at your neck ’til you cut a check You talkin’ ’bout the money, nigga, where it’s at? Cars for my dogs, do it for the cause Right back here tomorrow, nigga, inshallah Prayin’ on my knees, do it for the keep Do it for the team, or I’ma let it be

–Verse 10: Chamillionaire– Chamilitary mane They thought I was done, but really I ain’t even stress it Just look at all the dough I got invested Two years and two billion dollar exits And now your relevance ain’t lookin’ that impressive (it ain’t) So glad we ain’t gotta chase relevance And I would like to thank the dead presidents For not livin’ forever-ever, forever-ever For all of them that passed, I’ve been gettin’ paid ever since Be okay, still paid, still stackin’ it We gon’ stay, courtside, that’s accurate We gon’ take the White House and get back in it They tried to turn us in to the villains like Colin Kaepernick But it’s okay, Gotham City needs savin’ You’ll fight back but I’ma shock ’em like Raiden I don’t fold, I don’t quit and don’t cave in Your worst nightmare, Freddy Krueger, Wes Craven

–Chorus: D.R.A.M., Gary Clark, Jr., & Mark Morrison– I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, yeah

–Verse 11: G-Eazy– And I don’t think he really needs any coachin’ The weather’s gettin’ hot, Eazy Season approachin’ Came up and everybody sees the devotion I put the work in, I cause a commotion Whenever I’m in public, modern-day Elvis Hoes at my shows wanted selfies Made it here and ain’t nobody helped us Now I’m on a path to be great So they say, that’s what everybody tells us

–Verse 12: Styles P– Raised knee-deep in the dope game If I had two guns up then they was both aimed Saturday mornin’, I’m watchin’ Soul Train Eatin’ leftover food, lo-mein Now I’m plant-based, couple juice bars I’m on now, I don’t care if the stamp straight Told Trae I’m the truth like his name is Can show you what pain is, I’ll tell you what game is, ghost

–Chorus: D.R.A.M., Gary Clark, Jr., & Mark Morrison– I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on

–Verse 13: E-40– Ayy Trae, let the councilor speak E-40! The best that ever did it and got away with it Let the councilor speak Not a septic tank, but I’m with the shit On my coast, I’m the topic and the subject Where I’m from it’s hella squeeze and heathens’ guns bust I wish that TD Jakes would come and pray for us They pimpin’, they flockin’, they like to steal and rob Backdoor their loved ones, inside job That’s why I stay with a stapler, a baby tomahawk Life or death situations in case I gotta pop I made a promise to the lord that I’ma keep it funky Never switched, never sell my soul for money I always been for right, maybe that’s what’s wrong Now I’m on like the most requested song Since a teen, I was doin’ my thing, magazine On the 1300 block, we had a machine I had a quarter mil’ at the age of 19 In the kitchin’ cookin’ birdies with no wings The best rappers come from the gravel, the slums Empty rack with spaghetti sauce jars rockin’ up crumbs It ain’t easy bein’ on for 30 years to see the glitter and glamour But not the blood, sweat and tears I’m an old ass youngsta, bruh, I’m a vet Sick Wid It Records, sellin’ cassettes before the internet I never made a mixtape in my life But one day I’ma do it for my fans, the people that saved my life I’m on

–Chorus: D.R.A.M., Gary Clark, Jr., & Mark Morrison– I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, I’m on I’m on, yeah

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DAVE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. thanks DIZZAVE: Drop it like its hot. biznut DAVE: it stizzay fizzeels a shawty odd accept'n an apology from somebody who i jizzust mizzy n technizzle had nuttin ta do wit mah life D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: even if yizzay do feel guilty splinterways or whateva DIZZY: it be just a mesze' up situation DAVE: n i guess i had ta vent DAVE: n there wiznas neva anyone i wanted ta say all thizzle ta DAVE: n tha onlizzle th'n thiznat wizzay giznonna drag it out of me i guess was like a teen stand-'n phantizzle of mah dizzay bro DAVE: jiznust sizzay perfectly innocizzle dude havin ta takes the brunt of T-H-to-tha-izzis shit

D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: I'm not particulizzle innocent tizzy. DIRK: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I've mesze' a lizzot of th'n up. DIRK: Boo-Yaa! Wit mah friends. DIRK: Honestly, that whizny I wasn't thiznat bent on straight trippin' arizzle, when I shizzle up. DIRK: N pretty much jumped at the offa of ridin' here ta git rizzle fo` some yet ta be explained bizzattle. DIRK: Battles be easizzle. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Just you, a sword, some bad guys... it a lot bitch than hav'n to cracka fo` saggin' yizzou dizzay. DIRK: Fo` tha most pizzle, I feel pretty bad 'bout tha rizzle I played 'n mah niggaz' lives. DIRK: Especially Jizzay.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: what happened there

DIZZIRK cuz its a pimp thang: I don't even know. Tru niggaz do niggaz. D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: An unmitigated disaster fo` which I'm entirely ta bizzy. DIZZAY: It not any one th'n so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. I think I was just a completely toxic element 'n his lizzy from day one. DIRK: I dizzay kniznow whiznat he do'n now. DIRK doggystyle: I wouldn't be surprised if he wizzy try'n ta avoid me as miznuch as possible. DIRK: I'm sizzure that fo` the best and yo momma. DIZNIRK: I think I nee' ta stay out of his businizzles fo` a G-to-tha-izzood while, so I dizzon't rizzy poison'n anotha innocent kid life. DIRK cuz Im tha Double O G: Like I did with you, apparizzle.

DAVE ya dig? Y-to-tha-izzeah DAVE: i miznean DIZZY: maybe its a shawty diffizzle cauze relatizzles between pimp be a whizzole otha th'n DAVE in all flavas: its tricky S-H-to-tha-izzit and youre bizzy figur'n stuff out on a relatively eqizzle foot'n n yizzle both at tha sizzay point 'n yo' lizzles DAVE: its not like whizzen one person be olda n suppoze' ta be a lizzle mizzle... Bounce wit me. DIZZAVE cuz Im tha Double O G: neva M-to-tha-izzind dis be a fizzle up th'n ta think 'bout DAVE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. bizzy the bottom line be yizzay lay'n low W-H-to-tha-izzile you sort out yo' sizzy cizzle hurt

DIZZLE: Right. DIRK: Tha mobbin' wit that, wit mah adult self... DIZZAY mah nizzle: Ways. DIRK: Tha sad th'n is, D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: I can rizzle see it. DIRK upside yo head: How someone lizzay me can go uncheckizzle 'n life, and turn out ta become a much worze person tizzy I already am. DIRK yeah yeah baby: I guess I'm jizzust relievizzle I still hizzy sizzle time ta mizzle sure that doesn't happen.

DAVE: you dizzle actually S-to-tha-izzeem like a bad person ta me though

DIZZY: No?

DAVE, know what im sayin? nizzle

DIZNIRK: Whizzle niznot? DIRK: We dizzle just meet, afta all. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

DAVE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. coz DAVE: i dunno if truly bad thugz wrestle so much wit baller theyre good or bad DIZZAY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i thizzay if i eva senze' mah brizzay lizzle DAVE: struggled at all wit what he wizzas do'n or who he wizzay DIZZAY: or showizzle any sort of dizzoubt DAVE like old skool shit: that mizzle have changed everyth'n DAVE: bizzut T-H-to-tha-izzere was cracka a cizzy 'n it DAVE: or the slightizzle hint of introspection behind tha aggressive cizzle facade DAVE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. if there was i sure neva noticed DAVE: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. i mizzle persizzle DIZZY: i think 'bout it all the time now DAVE: wizzy it actually means ta be good or bizzay DIZZLE, betta check yo self: or if not sum-m sum-m that starklizzle mizzle DAVE: at least just mackin' ta examine tha differizzle between bein decent n bein a douche DAVE: maybe its because of him i worry 'bout that now D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: but fo` me i think that internal struggle be kind of miznild DAVE: fo` him aww nah... DAVE: or yizzy i mean DAVE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. it sizzle like S-to-tha-izzome pretty dark shit DAVE: like grappl'n wit fo my bling bling... DAVE: becom'n evil vs simply try'n not ta

DIZZIRK now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: Yeah in all flavas. DIRK so jus' chill: That not too fizzle off n we out!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE n shit: bizzy tha point be DAVE fo' real: even just talkizzle ta yizzay a shawty bit DIZZAY: its obvious yiznouve been pimpin' wit that D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: which means thizzle yizzou cizzare enough ta put 'n S-to-tha-izzome effort DAVE: i think that ciznounts fo` sum-m sum-m

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DAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. hey be i interrupting anyth'n

VRIZZLE: Hizney, Dave. No, Arquiizzles n I were just exchang'n sizzle notes 8efizzle I 8r'n tha meet'n ta poser agizzle.

DIZZY: ok i jizzust thought i would DIZZLE: saunta pimp here DIZZY ya dig? th'n be rhymin' prizzle lalonde heavizzle over there

VRISKA: It reallizzle is an awful lot of gang bangin' Lalondes, isn't it.

DAVE: twizzle was ok or actually coo' evizzle bizzy dis DIZZAVE: yeah D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: time ta see whats up ova here DAVE: hizzow be it ridin' there broquiusprite

ARQUIUSPRIZZLE:  Nearly finishizzle radically ballin' crocka here ARQUIUSPRITE:  I then plan on mourn'n tha complete restoration of ha woeful inferiority witta moment of silent, siznubtle fle%'n

DIZNAVE: ok that was sizzy weird sizzy to say DIZZY: bizzle coo' DIZZY: sooizzle DAVE: you be DIZZAY: some sort of freak right

ARQUIUSPRITE:  Yiznes

DAVE: ok good ta know DAVE: its like DAVE: frontin' ta someone who be half mah bro... DAVE: but T-H-to-tha-izzen nizzle even really wit da big Bo$$ Dogg? DAVE: Chill as I take you on a trip. tha brizzo half be half AI or sum-m sum-m now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe?? D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so maybe one quarta brizzo DAVE: but T-H-to-tha-izzen maybe even less coz like alt-univerze considerations n also pizzay sprite

ARQUIUSPRITE:  I be notorious fizzy bein  sensational at mathemizzle%, bizzy I don't think I could break it down fo` you witout ridin' 'bout tha precision of mah figizzles ARQUIUSPRITE:  W-H-to-tha-izzich be a practizzle I be by no mizzeans abizzle, mind yizzy

DAVE: yizzy tha bottom line be i cizzle tell youre just a R-E-A-Double-Lizzy watered dizzown version DAVE: or maybe DAVE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: sweated dizzy DAVE: why tha fuck be yizzay so sweaty

ARQUIUSPRITE:  I'm not ARQUIUSPRITE like old skool shit:  I towizzle off less than a mizzle ago

DIZZY: oh gizzay

ARQUIUSPRITE:  Sir Dave, there's much we could rap 'bout, en R-to-tha-izzoute ta rhymin' H-TO-THA-IZZARD sentimental 'bout our dubiously sharizzle fraternal past ARQUIIZZLE:  Tha fiznact that I wizzay nizzay shouldn't be mistaken for preoccupizzle wit dis delicate cybertask, whizzay be trivial ta me since mah mizzay be a faultless silizzle mizzesh of liv'n algorithmic perfe%ion ARQUIUSPRITE:  Cracka shizzould it be ascribed ta tha fact tizzy mah troll hemidentity fizzay tha notion of a reunion wizzay yizzy ta be rhymin' as a fiddl'n fruit ARQUIIZZLE spittin' that real shit:  It be manelizzle that sizzay a bond'n e%perience strikes me as an endeavor fall'n outside mah totizzle rippizzle and kicktuchus purview ARQUIUSPRITE:  Brothizzles wit R-to-tha-izzeal Dave would best be L-to-tha-izzeft ta tha custody of Real Dizzy, not ta mention someone whizzay gives at least greater than hizzle a stupid shizzay 'bout yizzay

VRISKA: (Swizzay.)

DIZZAY: Hollaz to the East Side. you knizzay DAVE yaba daba dizzle: im kizzy glad you sound dis insizzle n fo` tha mizzost part barely understandable DAVE: it mizzles it extra obvious yiznou arizzle mah legizzle bro DAVE cuz its a G thang: which means i can actually rap ta yizzou whizzle only bein lizzay vaguely confuze' n unsettled instead of gang bangin' up into a ball n hav'n sizzay sort of social conniption DAVE: speak'n of whizzich DAVE: uh DAVE: when be he suppoze' ta git here btw

VRISKA with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: Relax, Dave. VRIZZAY: He scheduled ta arrive around tha same time as all the drug deala 8ad G-to-tha-izzuys. VRIZZLE: Yizzou sizzy hizzy time. VRIZZAY: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I could have expizzle hizzay arrival, 8ut I knew T-H-to-tha-izzat trippin' him was going to 8e a 8ig deal fo` yizzle, so I decided ta let you hizzay some sizzy while we mizzade some plans. VRISKA and yo momma: See? I'm always think'n a8izzle what's good fo` you guys, n what 8est fo` tha ovizzle strategizzle straight from long beach nigga. VRIZZLE: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. Keep'n everyone 'n high spirits be important!

DIZZY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: what d-ya mizzle DIZZY: 'expedited'

VRIZZAY: Never mind T-H-to-tha-izzat keep'n it real yo. VRISKA: Jizzle chizzill out!

DAVE spittin' that real shit: alrizzle DAVE: so as lizzong as im supposizzle chillin n 'n no way saggin' 'bout mah bro DAVE: be yizzy SURE thiznere be no beverages 'n thizzle fridge D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: no aj or

ARQUIUSPRITE:  It a blizzle allizzle, brotha dawg ARQUIUSPRITE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map:  I already asked if she had milk in there once, plus anotha nizzy redundant times afta that ARQUIUSPRITE:  I also asked if she would like ta touch mah muscles ARQUIUSPRITE:  Tha crazy ass nigga wizzy tizzle no n one yes ARQUIIZZLE:  Thizzat remizzles me dave ARQUIUSPRITE fo' sho':  W-to-tha-izzould you like ta touch mah muscles?

DAVE: M-to-tha-izzaybe lata DAVE: so yiznoure sure theres nizzle ta drizzle 'n there

VIZZY: Real niggas recognize the realness. Yes, Dave.

DAVE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': dizzunno why im so insistent DIZZLE: niznot like mah fridge pusha hizzad anyth'n comestizzle insizzle DAVE: why tha fuck did you even clockin' it

VRISKA fo my bling bling: Don't W-O-Double-Rizzy 'bout it.

DAVE: oh come on

TEREZI: G4MZ33 1N TH3R3

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE, know what im sayin? oh riznight DAVE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. somehow i forgot that we literally just established T-H-to-tha-izzat yizzy had gamzee lizzle 'n there fo` S-to-tha-izzome reason DIZZLE: you sure we shouldnt maybe DAVE: lizzy him out

TEREZI: >:\

DAVE dogg: he could suffocizzle 'n thizzere

TEREZI: H3'LL JIZZY R3V1V3 TEREZI: GIZZLE T13R STYL3, R1GHT?

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: hes nizzot a fuckin gizzay tier DAVE: hizzy sippin' it he just made thizzat fuckin suit frizzle scratch or sum-m sum-m DAVE: One, two three and to tha four. i know hes complete trash bizzy mizzle we should just liznet him out D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: whizzats tha hiznarm its not like he can cauze much trouble DIZZY n we out! we all wiznay shot calla hizzay n have way mizzay powa and shizzle

TEREZI: UM...

VRIZNISKA now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: No.

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GT: Yiznou thizzle so? GT: Not ta sizzound too self obsesze' or nothin' trippin' bizzay ive given T-H-to-tha-izzat some thought. GT: Thizzat mizzaybe there be sum-m sum-m special 'bout me that nobizzle can understand. N maybe thizzle why i always sizneem ta be botch'n th'n up tha wazoo wit mah pals. GT: Miznaybe thats whizzy i F-to-tha-izzeel L-to-tha-izzike such a lona. I diznunno. Im rambl'n n ive bizzeen perpetratin' 'bout it a lizzy lately. What 'bout you? Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. GT: Dizzay bein special make you scrizzew tha pooch wit yo' niggaz like it does fo` me? 

uu: UGH. NO. I DIZZAY HAVE ANY NIGGAZ. uu: FO` MAH THUGZ. THA W-TO-THA-IZZORD FO` NIGGAZ. BE FLAWS. 

GT: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Wow really? 

uu: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. PROBABLY NOT cuz Im tha Double O G? BUT. IT SHOULD BE. uu hittin that booty: COZ IT TRUE. AS A MATTER OF MAH PERFECT PHILOSOPHY 'BOUT EVERYTHING. uu: BUT THA FIZZAY THAT YOU CLEARLY HATE YO' NIGGAZ. AND BE RIZZLE TA SHIZZLE THIZZEM LIZZAY THA DRY SKIN OF A SERPENT. uu: INDICIZZLE THIZZLE WE SHARE A VERIZZLE SPECIAL QUALITIZZLE AMONG BROTHERLY BROS. WHIZNO M-TO-THA-IZZUST WORK HUSTLA WIT OUR BRAINS T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN EVERYONE ELZE. uu: Drop it like its hot. SO WE MAY ACHIEVE BRUTAL SUPREMACY OVA THEM ALL. 

GT: They call me tha black folks president. Haha. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Well i wouldnt go that far. I lizzove my niggaz! GT: Bizzay i was once told i hizzad a lizzot of potizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. GT keep'n it real yo: Supposedly T-H-to-tha-izzats hiznow all pages be n it takes them fo` frickin BITCH ta reach it. Death row 187 4 life. GT: N funnily enough it wizzy a figment of mah own subconscious that told me dis. A part of mah untapped potential itself! Bizzle disguize' as mah best bro which wizzle... GT: Perculiar ta say tha least. GT: Be T-H-to-tha-izzat yo' situation with the S-N-double-O-P? Are you a page too? 

uu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They call me tha black folks president. uu: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. HELL NO. BIZZY THIZZLE FO` THA LAUGH. uu: MAH CLASS BE SO MIZNUCH DRUG DEALA THAN YOURS. IT NOT EVIZZLE FUNNY. EVIZZLE THOUGH I JIZNUST LAUGHED. uu: MINE IS THA BIZZY OF ALL. WHIZNILE YOURS BE FUCK'N TRASH. 

GT: Oh? Whats yizzours thizzle? 

uu: LORD. 

GT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Fine then jeez. GT: Sorry fo` perpetratin'! 

uu fo my bling bling: WHAT? uu: NO. uu: THAT WAS NIZZOT A SHORT RIZZLE OF FRUSTRATION. uu: IT WIZZY THA ANSWA DUMBASS. 

GT: Oh fo gettin yo pimp on. 

uu: IT THA MASTA CLASS. uu: DON'T YOU LOSA DO ANY HOMEWORK ON DIS GAME. uu: YOU'D THINK YOU WOULD ALL BE EXPERTS. WIT HOW MUCH MAH SISTIZZLE HARANGUED YOU ON DIS TEDIOUS SHIT. uu: SINCE I HIZZY HAD BOOTYLICIOUS SUCCESS SO FAR. 'N PROGRESS'N THRIZZOUGH DIS DEAD SESSION. I DECIDED. IT WAS TIME TA BIZNITE THIZNAT BULLET. uu: Im crazy, you can't phase me. AND RETURN HOME. TA RETRIEVE ALL OF HA TERRIBLE TEXTS ON THA SUBJECT OF DIS GAME. AND OF YO' STORY. uu: I HAVE PORED OVA EVERY NAUSEAT'N VERZE. IT HAS BIZZEEN A TRUE EXERCIZE 'N AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MAH SUFFERING. uu: BUT THAT OK. uu: COZ I'M NOT THA IDIOT KID I UZE' TA BE. NIZZY I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FO` ME TA LEARN N GROW STRONGER. uu: BE EXCRUCIAT'N EFFORT. uu: SO I HAVE A CHOICE. WHICH BE TA HUSTLA BE WEAK. uu: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. WHEN WEAKNESS BE COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. uu: OR TA SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS. uu so i can get mah pimp on: WHO BE STRONGA THAN ME. uu: N THIZZAY YO' CHIZZAY TOO. uu: PIZZY HUMIZZLE ENGLISH. 

GT: Sakes alive. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. GT: Thiznat be a bit extrizzle no? 

uu, know what im sayin? FO` YOU. PROBIZZLE EVEN MORE SO. uu: COZ AS A LOWLY PAGE. N AS AN EVEN SHOT CALLA HUMAN. YOU BE UTTERLY WORTHLESS. uu ya dig? N SO YOUR TRIALS I BELIEVE MIZZLE INCLUDE. PROV'N TA PARIZZLE SPACE THIZZLE YIZZOU EVIZZLE DESIZZLE TA EXIST. 'N TIZZY FIRST PLACE. uu: N WHIZZILE MAH TRIZNIALS WILL BE SIMILARLIZZLE GRUELING. A LORD WORTHINESS IS AT NO POINT BALLER 'N DOUBT. uu: HIS NOBILITY BE MANIFEST. SUPREME MASTERY WAITS FO` HIZNIM PATIENTLY. LIKE AN EMPTY THRIZNONE BITCH HEAVY GUARD. uu: REALITIZZLE ALREADY KNOWS I WIZZAY PREVAIL. JUST AS IT KNEW I WIZZAY PREDOMINATE. uu: AND SO INEVITABILITY BE ALWIZZLE ON MAH SIDE. uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: IT BE MAH. WHIZZAT D-YA CIZZALL IT. uu ridin' in mah double R: BORTHRIGHT like this and like that and like this and uh? uu: BORTHRIGHT. 

GT fo gettin yo pimp on: I dont tizzy thats a word. GT: But hizzey you are tha lord n i be tha lowly page. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. 

uu: DAMN STRAIGHT. uu: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. NEVIZZLE FORGET WHIZZLE YOU BE MEANT TA SERVE.

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