#best chihuahua costume

[thisislizheather]

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[regenderated]

"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

[aliidarling]

Hey Alii!!! I love your writing, can I please request devil! Ghost face (the raining blood skin? I'm sorry if you don't know what I'm talking about) and the reader is cold so he gives us his cloak for the trial 💋 (take your time, no rush ❤️)

DANNY JOHNSON x fem!reader

summary: you spawned on ormond and it’s very cold :( good thing danny is here to warm you up!

warnings: just some fluff, whiny danny, the usual bloody dbd stuff, sort of established relationship

short n fluffy :3 if u wanted smut sorry!! you can request it again and i’ll try my best

being spawned on ormond was like a punch in your face, a loud haha you shouldn’t of dressed like a slut. in your defense, you were just trying to look pretty for this trial. you had on a denim plated skirt with a fitted tee shirt. on your feet was cozy leg warmers and some chunky sneakers that had little charms on the laces. courtesy of yourself, you loved looking cute!

but it was like the entity had something out for you, because the second you opened your eyes after the fog has disappeared, you were met face first with a snowball. you blinked in surprise, gasping and stumbling back at the force.

steve stood there with the usual cocky grin on his face, wielding a bunch of snow balls in his hands. “hey!” you hissed, hugging yourself to warm your body temperature. he rolled his eyes and walked off towards the closest generator, grumbling about how no one was fun anymore. dick.

you eventually found a generator to work at, thankfully one without that prick, and kept yourself busy. you connected the wires without making any mistakes. you noticed you hadn’t heard a heartbeat or any sounds of anyone being downed. was it a stealth killer? micheal?

you heard the crunch of leaves behind you and immediately turned around, flinching at the scare. there stood danny in his devil face costume, blood all over him. the momentary fear that had washed over you slowly subsided.

“who’s blood is that?” you frowned, parting from the generator. you could feel him smiling under the mask as he quickly crouched up behind you, giving you a hug from behind. he giggled into your shoulder and cuddled into you, smothering blood over you. the warmth of his cloak made you relax.

“don’t worry about that, baby. just know it’s just us two here, and no one is gonna interrupt us.” his words are smooth as you feel his large hands wrap around your waist, rubbing the portion of your midriff your shirt revealed.

“you must be so cold, huh?” his plastic mask rubs against you. your hand goes to pet his head, nodding.

“the entity scammed me.” you said with a bitter tone, leaning back into his chest as you continued with the generator. you didn’t really know why you were still doing it, the hatch was probably waiting around the map somewhere for you.

“lemme warm you up.” another giggle leaves him as he hugs you tighter, clinging onto you tightly. he was so clingy with you, always wanting to be all over you like a puppy. a chihuahua, if you consider how aggressive he could be.

you feel his fingers creep under your shirt and you immediately swat at them, glaring at him like a scolding mother. he whines and pulls away, huffing stubbornly. “what’s your problem?” he says with a sassy tone.

“too cold to get dirty, danny.” you say firmly, going back to working on the wires. you hear a rustle behind you and next thing you know something black is covering your head for a few seconds, before eventually he succeeds in dressing you in his robe. you blink in surprise and look down at yourself, a smile tugging at your lips. he had given you his robe to stay warm. you can’t help but smile and turn to him, lifting his mask to press a sweet kiss against his lips.

he immediately kisses back, whimpering as you start to part. his hands grasp your waist and pressing you flush against him, leaning back. “don’t pull away.” the whiny tone doesn’t go unnoticed, especially with how he was holding onto you so tightly. rolling your eyes, you reluctantly straddle the man and press more kisses along him.

“so needy.” you scold playfully. you feel him smile against your lips as he sneaks his hands under your(his) robe and glide across your cold skin. he wanted to crawl under your robe and huddle up against you, hug you tightly and cling like a spider-monkey. he just wanted to eat you alive at times, smother you with affection, sometimes strangle you. his brain was all funky whenever it came to you.

[cokezuko]

Duke is little baby man’s favorite.

Sure Damian gives him the best toys, dick the best snacks, and Jason is awesome to play with. But duke is so CUDDLY! He seriously will wait all day for duke to sit down so Danny can get all the warm sunshine Meta snuggles! It gets to the point where duke goes out of town for a few days on a mission and little baby man has to stay awake the entire time to wait for his buddy!

Obviously a tired and cranky baby man is…interesting

He’s already disregulatdd from his napping buddy being gone, but the lack of sleep makes him a wonderful little disaster

Like, you know sick kid privlages? You can’t get in trouble cause your sick. That’s what Danny’s got.

Alfred making a pot of soup: now just a dash of cumin. *turns around*

Danny:now in the soup, floating on a potato slice and slurping it all up.

Alfred:…I’ll make a new batch then…

Bruce:who clawed up my desk?

Little baby man:curled up in Bruce’s chair shivering with guilt like how chihuahuas do*

Bruce:good design choice! What a little artist!

Dick:baby man. Where did my costume go?

Danny: *hiding it so dick also can’t leave*

It’s only solved once duke comes back again. Danny sees him, makes a big show of being mad at duke for an hour, long enough for him to hide the signal costume before curling up with his favorite pillow and refusing to ever leave dukes side ever again.

[paresims]

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[artbyblastweave]

worm sounds fascinating, how do I get started reading it? would you recommend starting from the beginning?

(Here we go)

So, first off, the specific questions you asked indicate that I should probably clarify the following: Worm is a single self-contained novel by Canadian author John McCrae (Pen name Wildbow). The book was written and published online for free on Wordpress, at a rate of two-to-three chapters a week, over the course of two years between 2011 and 2013. It's useful to conceive of it as a book written under the same paradigm as a particularly-faithfully-attended-to webcomic, except (and very unusually for a superhero thing) it's entirely prose with no visual elements. All of this is a longwinded way of answering your second question; yes, you should absolutely read it from the beginning, and the beginning is here. The entire book is available online, for free.

(In case that you haven't been able to pull together a broad sense of what the book is about just from perusing my Tumblr, I wrote a broad pitch for the setting at large and the story of Worm specifically here. The gist is that it’s a reconstructive superhero setting where superpowers are ironically tied into the user’s moment of greatest rock-bottom trauma, which is a major explanatory factor in why there are so many unstable kooks in costumes taking out their frustrations on the world; Worm proper follows the upwards-and-downwards trajectory of one Taylor Hebert, a teenaged insect-controller and would-be superhero with the secondary superpower of being able to rationalize nearly anything she does as being in the service of some greater good.)

Worm is divided into 31 arcs; each arc is comprised of 6-to-10 chapters, told in first person from Taylor’s perspective, followed by an interlude chapter told in third-person from the perspective of a member of the supporting cast. This structure is partly a holdover from early in Worm’s development, when the book was conceived as an ensemble piece that would rotate perspectives between different cape teams; as the book picked up steam, it also became a monetization vector, as Wildbow would write additional interludes if his donors hit certain milestones. This is important to note because one failure mode I’ve seen for reading Worm is that people will assume they can safely skip something called a “donation interlude” without missing anything important. You can’t. From a thematic perspective, the interludes are a major method by which the narrative keeps the protagonist honest, as they provide a sane or at least differently-insane perspective on the situation at hand, or on whatever over-the-top bullshit Taylor has pulled recently. From a craft perspective, the interludes are some of the best and most memorable writing in the book, at least in part due to the novelty of each character’s perspective.  From a story perspective, Wildbow was very diligent about making sure that most or all of the interludes introduced information or set up future events in a way that, if worst came to worst, he could incorporate into a regular chapter if the goal wasn’t met. But he did meet those donation milestones, meaning a lot of the book isn’t gonna make sense if you don’t read the interludes. Read the interludes.

You may have caught on to that “31 arcs with 5-10 chapters an arc” factoid and done some quick napkin math. Worm is long. Very Very Long. To my knowledge, Wildbow didn’t miss an update once, and 10,000 words every three days is considered a middle-of-the-road output for him. The effect of his truly insane production rate is twofold. First, the quality of Worm’s prose increases exponentially over the course of the book, going from workmanlike to amazing as a result of the sheer volume of practice he was getting. The second effect is that it’s 1.7 million words long. There’s a piece of apocrypha about how a mail-order copy of Stephen King’s It fell through a mailslot and pulverized the recipients chihuahua. Top researchers hypothesize that a printed edition of Worm could plausibly achieve similar results with a mastiff. This is mitigated by the pageless online format that lets you consume vast quantities of text without noticing the volume of what you’ve read; kinda similar to the infinite canvas trick that make some webcomics unprintable, or the infinite scroll UI trick if it were used for good instead of evil. But the gist is that Worm is very Long, and it’s also essentially a rough draft. Your enjoyment therefore might be contingent on your willingness to extend it a mulligan based on the absurd circumstances under which it was produced.

The very first chapter of Worm has the following disclaimer; Brief note from the author:  This story isn’t intended for young or sensitive readers.  Readers who are on the lookout for trigger warnings are advised to give Worm a pass. Some people interpret this as glib or dismissive on the part of the author; I think what’s closer to true is that he was just saving time, because the alternative would be most of the first chapter just being a ten-thousand-word long list of specifics. I can’t think of a single common trigger warning that isn’t applicable to Worm. Name a fucked-up thing, and it’s in there somewhere. Special mentions going to Bug Stuff (duh), dismemberment, torture, child abuse, incest, implied (and some offscreen) sexual assault, Nazis, animal death, and horrifically fleshed-out descriptions of bullying and institutional apathy, which are heavily influenced by the author’s own experience as a disabled student in public school. Reader Beware.

And, on a related note, the book was pretty clearly trying to be progressive.... by 2011 standards, which means you’re gonna be sucking air in through your teeth at points vis a vis representational issues, if that’s a big sticking point. It would be disingenuous for me to frame this as something that meaningfully detracted from my own reading experience, but it would be equally disingenuous to act like it doesn’t bother anyone deeply, and for valid reasons. To hone in on the queer rep angle specifically, picture the discourse if Ianthe was the only canon-lesbian character with any focus in TLT and you’re getting close to the situation on that front.

Wildbow (AKA Writers Georg, who should not have been counted) continued to maintain the two-chapter-a-week production rate to this day. His other works include: 

Pact (2014-2015) and Pale (2020-present) which are Urban fantasy works set in a universe colloquially known as the Otherverse, a setting in which essentially all magic is fueled by bullshitting the universe so hard that your chosen magical tradition is incorporated into reality as Something That Is Allowed; a major downstream result of this is that the sheer weight of precedent means that no magical practitioner is allowed to explicitly lie, on pain of the universe revoking their magical ability if they’re called out on it. Pact follows the misadventures of Blake Thorburn, a jaded 20-something who gets a target painted on his back after his grandmother- a widely feared diabolist- kicks the bucket and wills him her potentially apocalyptic cache of demonic texts as part of a complicated post-mortem gambit. Pale is a murder mystery/coming of age story. Set in Kennet, a small Canadian town with a subculture of unorthodox magical creatures who’ve managed to avoid being subordinated by more powerful human practitioners, the story follows a trio of pre-teen witches who’re hurriedly brought into the magical fold and tasked with trying to solve the murder of an extremely powerful magical being whose residence in the area was a major warding factor against magicians moving in and trying to bind the locals. 

Twig (2017-2018), a biopunk alternate-history coming-of-age novel set in a universe where, instead of writing Frankenstein, Mary Shelley actually figured out how to reanimate the dead; this kicked off a necroengineering/bioengineering revolution that leads to Britain conquering much of the world by the 1920s, lording over their holdings with everything from Kaiju to designer plagues, with a Royal Family that’s been modified into undying, post-human atrocities who treat their subjects as playthings as best. The protagonists are The Lambs, a group of heavily augmented child-soldiers used by The Crown’s science division as an investigation and infiltration unit; picture here The Hardy Boys or Scooby Doo if every case they were sent out on was in service of Ingsoc.  Alternatively, think of Scott Westerfeld’s Leviathan trilogy with the same aesthetic sensibilities, but paired with the balls to portray British Imperialism as backed by genetic engineering as something apocalyptically horrifying rather than as forbidden-love fuel.

Ward (2018-2020) is the sequel to Worm, set in the parahumans universe two years after the end of the first book. Basically impossible to describe in any additional detail without massive spoilers; suffice to say that it was contentious. I liked it personally, and I maintain that it’s main error was not having the same ten years of Pre-writing that Worm got. Other works in the same universe as Worm include PHO Sundays, which were RP threads that Wildbow ran weekly on the official subreddit in which he would post a fictitious forum thread from within the setting’s cape enthusiast forums, PRT Quest, which was a semi-canon Play-by-Vote quest on the Spacebattles Forums, and Weaverdice, which is an ongoing WIP TTRPG for the parahumans universe that he works on in his spare time, and for which he’s written a lot of fleshed out faction documents and character profiles.

There’s probably some level of broad fandom analysis it’d be useful to impart here; one interesting bit of fandom lore is that, by virtue of being a superhero setting that made some effort to be internally coherent, the series received a big bump from the Rationalist community, who you may or may not have run into on here. The series was also a big hit with battle boarders, who-would-winners, and that whole corner of nerddom, since the power system is so well-defined and well-articulated; a consequence of this is that a major Worm fandom Locus is the wargaming-site spacebattles, which was hit with such an ongoing deluge of Worm Fanfiction that they have a designated Worm section on the creative writing board, something no other fandom necessitated. Both of those things have affected the shape of the fandom and the fanfiction scene in ways that I don’t feel qualified to comment extensively on this late in the evening, but it’s a fascinating little abyss to have a staring contest with. At any rate, I’d genuinely would recommend the subreddit for the OC threads, worldbuilding idea threads, and stuff of that nature, the Cauldron discord if you’re into fanfiction, and Tumblr if you’re into rambling character analysis. I would recommend none of these things before you’re actually done with the book.

That’s all I’ve got for the moment. Hope you enjoy the book. Or shun the book, if my sundry disclaimers generated a sort of warding effect. I hope you have a contextually appropriate interaction with the book.

[deepdreamnights]

Midjosaurs

Turns out cloning dinosaurs from amber-coated mosquito blood has a few hiccups, not the least of which is cretaceous mosquitos do not seem to have limited themselves to a single species of prey. The Midjosaur is the result of recreating a single dinosaur from multiple sources, statistically averaged from countless genetic fragments.

This clade of pseudo-retrosaurs is distinguished by full or near quadrupedal body design with a distinctly theropod-like head. They are omnivores, and are highly skittish, territorial and aggressive creatures, with personalities best described as a chihuahua driving an alligator-bear.

The image(s) above in this post were made using an autogenerated prompt and/or have not been modified/iterated extensively. As such, they do not meet the minimum expression threshold, and are in the public domain. Prompt under the fold.

Prompt: new monster is a digital painting of an alien monster, a shark and a lizard, in the style of cubist cityscapes, paul signac, schlieren photography, guatemalan art, tony cragg, terraced cityscapes, polaroid:: an orange lizard statue is standing in the desert, in the style of todd mcfarlane, rendered in maya, close-up intensity, the blue rider, ps1 graphics, detailed costumes, george stefanescu

[optimisticstudentangel]

Halloween night with Simeon

Warning: smut, suggestive themes, getting caught? 

Gender neutral reader

-          So? Simeon what did you choose to be for a Halloween? – you asked him while searching for a perfect costume in a Halloween theme shop. He was accompanying you, and helped with carrying the bags of sweets you bought.

-          Ah, I didn’t think of it, yet.

-          You will wear something, right? I bet you would look hot in a dark themed attire, - he chuckled at your words. “I will think about that”

Your eyes landed on a wearable demon horns. You instantly knew what you were going to be. Should you try them on right now? Or should you come here once more without Simeon, to make it a surprise for him? You wanted to see his reaction when you wore the finished outfit. You imagined the lust on his eyes, his possessive hands not letting you free. A sight to kill for…

It’s decided then. You told Simeon that you’ve done the things you needed to. He smiled and offered to escort you to a house of Lamentation. While he walked you to the house, both of you were talking about taking Luke to a party. You jokingly suggested to Simeon to buy Luke a costume of Chihuahua, to which he laughed a lot.

Simeon put the candy supplies in the kitchen, and was going back to the purgatory hall. You caught him, and leaned to kiss him for all the help he did today. It caught him by surprise, but he didn’t let go of you.

-          Mmh, MC, you shouldn’t do that, you know, I always need more than that, - he deepened the kiss. “You re such a tease, my lamb, how can I stay calm and collected with you”- the taste of his lips was enough to make you drunk just from kissing him. While you were busy doing each other, you didn’t even notice Lucifer’s grumpy figure. He coughed, so your attention would transfer to him.

-          Are you done? – demon asked in a cold tone.

-          Sorry~ MC, we will finish things later, all right? – Simeon winked you and went to his dorm. Lucifer eyed him, but the angel ignored him.

-          You have your room for such kind of activities, please keep it private, - he looked at you, judging your whole existence.

You didn’t try to argue with him, only apologizing and saying that it won’t happen again. You tried to excuse yourself, and go to your room as quick as possible. He let it slid this time.

Sitting on your bed you opened Akuzon, and bought the horns and added some accessories. You anticipated for the day you would wear your costume.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

The long-awaited day has come. You woke up earlier, so you could doll yourself up. You did your best to look breathtaking. This job was easy for you, you were naturally eyes-catching. After your long preparation, you decided to check on your lover. He too was ready, and was finishing with Luke’s costume.

He wrote you a message, in which he said that they were going to visit you, and the three of you would go to the party.

They were quick to come, you greeted them and grinned at Luke.

-          Don’t say a word! It was Simeon’s idea. I was totally against it! – you tried to hold back your laughter. “Aww, Luke your costume really suits you! You look so cute!” – little angel blushed and turned his face away from you.

-          Aren’t they right, Luke you shouldn’t get mad over that, - Simeon tried to not eye you a lot. You understood it pretty easily. Was it too much? Did he like it even for a bit? You decided to make the first move.

-          You are priest! Didn’t thought you would be one, but it does match your personality, - you complimented him, and waited for a reaction. He smiled, but wasn’t brave enough to look straight at your eyes.

-          Damn, were did all the confidence go away? Did it all went to that kiss? – you whispered to his ear, and he instantly became red. This was probably a hint you were searching for.

You didn’t tease him in front of Luke much, you wanted to do it when you two would be alone. When the three of you arrived to the party, Simeon decided to send Luke to Mammon. Both of them were not happy about that, but you looked at them with your puppy-eyes, and they promised to tolerate each other this evening.  

-          They are ready to do anything for you, aren’t they? – Simeon laughed at his conclusion.

-          You mean this doesn’t apply to you? Aren’t you the first man to make my desires come true? Or you are too oblivious when it comes to it? – angel looked at you in confusion and then muttered, “well, of course how could I ignore your needs and wishes”

-          That’s right my love. About my needs… you were pretty cold toward them and me. Why so? – he didn’t answer you right away.

-          You look captivating…

-          That’s sweet… So you actually liked my demon costume, didn’t you? What do you think? Tell me more!

-          Liked sounds not enough, I adore it. You are wonderful! … It may sound selfish, but I don’t want others to look at you. This view of yours should be all mine.

-          Haha, so that’s how it is. Well, look at you now, you sound desperate… that’s so cuuute.

He looked at you, there were mixed emotions on his face, as if he was considering his next actions. Simeon was unsure at first, but his hands took yours, and he lead you to the bathroom. You let him do whatever he wanted to, because you were curious of his motifs. What’s his next move?  

He opened one of the toilet cubicles and placed you both in a cramped room. You sat down on the toilet, the angel hung over you and began greedily kissing you and leaving his marks.

For a so-called priest, these actions were too dirty. You remarked on his behavior, to which he only blamed you.

-          Aren’t you ashamed for your vulgar clothes and tempting me? It’s your fault I am acting this way.

Simeon shut your mouth with his, not giving you a chance to object to his words. His kisses, made your body ache in a pleasant way, you began to roam his hands over your body, and he roughly grabbed your hips. You moaned in his mouth, but the sounds coming from you were successfully muffled.

He took off your leather shorts and began to gently touch your crotch. His fingers slowly slid over your sex, his gaze drove you crazy, you couldn't look into his eyes. He was grinning, knowing full well how his fingers affected you.

-          Why my demon is so quiet? Aren’t you supposed to be more craving for this kind of things? – angel teased you, waiting for a snarky answer from you. “Should I offer a helping hand for you”- he laughed.

-          Shut up and do your thing!

He laughed, all this time you didn't notice the boner in his pants. He took your hand and ran it over his groin. You squeezed his cock through the dark fabric of his clothes.

-          Look at you, Simeon, all this talk and you acting like you are better than me, but you yourself didn’t go too far from me… Fine. Let me take control of this situation, - you licked your lips in anticipation of Simeon's cock.

You took off his black pants along with his boxers and started scrutinizing his huge dick. Before taking him in your mouth, you slowly ran your hand over his penis. You began to slowly insert his cock into your mouth, while already looking at his eyes without any shame.

If it were possible, he would have pierced you with his gaze. His eyes followed your every move very intensely.

With your rhythm, you began to slowly suck him off. Room was filled with your slurping sounds. It was not enough for him.

-          I deeply apologize, but I can’t handle it anymore – with that he started to fuck your throat in a quick pace. Simeon pulled you by your hair and thrusted in you very deep.

The angel barely restrained himself, his thrusts were sudden, but you liked this attitude from him. The way he was just focusing on his feelings and pleasure, it was so seductive and hot.

You knew that he was close and decided to help him reach the peak, by moving your head towards his hips. His face was so divine, the way he grimaced with pleasure, you could just cum from the thought that he was having a good time.

-          I am… ahhn. A-am close! Haaahn~ - he came and you swallowed all of his seed, and then showed your tongue. Panting he said: “Good little lamb” and petted your head.

-          Now let me take care of you, my love – he kissed you, his tongue dancing with yours in a passionate way.

While you were kissing, there was a knock on your cabin. You helped Simeon with his clothes and fixed yourself as fast as possible. You exit the cabin with Simeon and try to be as calm as possible. It was Lucifer who knocked on the door, he was very disappointed when he looked at the both of you.

-          If I am not mistaken I already told you to do your “things” in your room. Did you not hear me that time? – you awkwardly laughed at your situation.

-          Don’t worry Lucy, we definitely will, right little lamb? – he smirked at you. “We need to finish this after all…”

[keepxsolxinxsolxinvictus]

From MardiGras Museum on Facebook

CHIHUAHUA: The Official Dog of Mardi Gras

My name is Boudreaux and I’m a Mardi Gras Chihuahua. I live in Uptown New Orleans and I have friends all over the world. They think that I am lucky to live in New Orleans, because the king cake is tasty and the Mardi Gras season seems to last forever.

My friends come to visit at the same time every year. We like to wear costumes and dress up real crazy. We look so cute and have our pictures taken by people. We play so hard all day then at night we get very sleepy.

My little brother is Thibodaux and he loves to dress up, too. He lives in the Marigny and he likes to dress up for his friends. His friends love to visit and dance to Broadway show tunes. Thibodaux and his buddies love to be in the parades. Their costumes are so glitzy and sparkle in the flambeau lights. They wear lots of boa feathers and even fishnet stockings But Thibodaux is my brother and I love him just the same, even when he tries to eat my food. e can be such a pain. He loves Mardi Gras and to be with all his buddies. Mardi Gras puts a smile on his face and a gleam in his eyes.

I have a sister named Lacey who lives in Mid City. While I am a small Chihuahua, Lacey is really itty bitty. She acts like a princess in her beautiful silk costume. She always makes a grand entrance when arriving in any room. She has dozens of Chihuahuas who lineup for her attention. Lacey loves to be noticed and to be hugged by everyone. She’s always very happy and loves to be held. Mardi Gras is the time of the year Lacey loves the most

All the Mardi Gras Chihuahuas get together on Mardi Gras day. We can’t wait to wear our costumes and be in the Krewe of Barkus parade. We walk along the parade route and all the people cheer. They hand us doggy treats and tell us we look so cute.

Maybe this year I’ll meet some new friends. And we can become best friends only like Chi doggies can be. All of us will have on beautiful costumes with colors so bright. We’ll have fun all Mardi Gras day and then go to sleep late at night.

© 2024 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

[emeritus-fuckers]

hello i was wondering if i could participate in the match up event?

I am afab and nb, I use any pronouns :) I'm cool with being any gender or being with any gender neither matters much to me

I lov the ghouls and their silly little shenanigans :)

I'm pretty feminine looking, I'm 5'1 and I'm built like a comic book male superhero like broad chest and shoulders but a straight line from the ribs down like a upside down dorito w legs

I'm asian so my eyes and hair are dark, my hair's like a shoulder-length wolf cut ish thing... idk I just hack at it. sometimes I wear glasses, but sometimes I just feel like being blind. When I get dressed I pretend like im dressing up in a fun little costume so my day is more whimsical and silly my go-to is like sailor uranus prince-type girl crush but a wizard or a wizard who is going on an epic expedition to recover lost artifacts but no matter the outfit the key is that I look like I'm secretly a merlin-style cartoonishly evil wizard. So i guess maybe like goth grunge academia something something pinterest buzzword Oh and I have major rbf, and it makes ppl scared of me

I'm an introverted person and I tend to be very logical but. I think different from a lot of ppl apparently. I've been described, to paraphrase, as "sort of ominous and mysterious but actually funny", "uncanny and unsettling in a good way", and "awkward and weird but its endearing" which just sound like insults. I like to live in my head and make silly stories and things to play with. Like every tumblr user I've got fucked up mental health and bad parents so I am kind of like one of those freaky ass chihuahuas that is always scared and shakes and bites people and has digestive issues. I tend to be hard to read or sort of deadpan so I like fucking w people since they can't tell if I'm joking bc i love mischeif and japes. I want to be a silly not-quite-supervillain like Dr doofinshmirtz or like a trickster archetype sort yk

I was a pretty intense synchronized swimmer for like 9 years I competed at like opens and nationals and all that when I was in school but my university doesn't have :( I'm on the rowing team now but I would rather do synchro esp since being my main thing was being flexible and it has no advantages in rowing lmaooo I've been a huge vocaloid fan since elementary school so I've been around in that community for a while (I am so well-adjusted). I like to make vocal synth covers and draw, especially when I'm able to work with producers to provide art for their vids it's so cool hehehehhe I mostly listen to vocaloid music but I like a lot of metal stuff as well that's how I found out abt gonst. I also like 2 play video gamez, I'm so fucking bad at them but I think it's rly funny so I just spend hours giggling and watching myself get mauled over and over.

I love horror a lot but I'm less a slasher girlie and more of a supernatural psychological tormet girlie esp if its got mythology or religions shit involved. Im majoring in history bc all good history ppl like silly metal and I wrote this instead of my abstract that's due in like an hour bc I have no idea what to do for the topic 🥲🥲

- the fuckin wizard

This post is part of the 1000 followers match up event. Entries for the event are now closed.

Your match is... Zephyr

They like listening to you talk about your major and interests. He's a very good listener.

While they might not be the best swimmer, they enjoy the activity and if you want to show off, they'll absolutely let you and be super proud.

He doesn't mind how unique your style is. He probably wouldn't really try to match clothes with you, but they'd try their best to buy you stuff you'd enjoy.

Since he doesn't really walk much, they picked up drawing and started doing it with you. They're surprisingly good at it for someone who just randomly said "I'm bored, maybe I should start drawing".

Also, horror movie date nights! They're also much more of a psychological horror person, but his favorite is of course the paranormal (he finds it hilarious) so you two take turns picking the movies.

Video game dates included, too. He's got a PS3 and the first three Uncharted games, as well as some others. Their favorite is Uncharted 3.

He'll insist you wear your glasses. He knows the consequences of ignoring his health. It's not fun.

~

Written by Nosferatu with the help of the wonderful and of @ask-zephyr-ghoul (ilysm pookie).

[aueyhaibara]

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[a-chihuahua-named-poopoo]

PooPoo was a highly intelligent, well mannered, adorable, amusing, CrAzY, A.D.D., 😇+😈, happy, playful, energetic, loving, kissy, CrAnKy, naughty, fairweather, Tit-Bag, NO FEAR, people hating, spoiled ass rotten Chihuahua that lived in Dallas TX. He is probably best known for being "the most angriest dog in the world", there's no doubt everyone at some time has seen the memes other people made from a pic grab of him somewhere.

PooPoo had 2 brothers, whom you'll see here, his "Big Fat" older brother, GanKster, who lived to be 15, an his adopted brother, Chippy Cornelius, who is now not only the dominant Alpha in the fam, but is now 18 yrs old as well! Chippy battled with a years long depression after PooPoo's passing, so I brought him home a new "friend" to bond with, Flash. Although Flash is the sweetest boy ever, Chippy was not interested, more offended if anything... It was a very sad thing to bear, because when I lost PooPoo, I lost Chippy too. But sometimes, things just happen outta nowhere for a reason, and it wasn't long after that the world bestowed upon me a 5 week old crackhead of a Chihuahua, whose mother refused him. As much as Chippy fought his caretaker urges, he succumbed to them and took it upon himself to watch over, teach and protect this new little baby... who after a few days of his mighty screaming, had earned the name BanChi. Chippy starting the healing process and came out of his depression as all his attention was now on this super hyper baby he had to raise. The two of them are a bonded pair, and it is now BanChi who watches over Chippy! If he sneezes, he gets up immediately to check on him, he doesn't leave his side when they go outside, making sure he is safe and makes sure he doesn't get lost and he even snuggles him when he's cold. Chippy has accepted Flash, but it's nothing more than tolerance, LOL. BanChi and Flash play together all the time and are more playmates than anything. So, that is the whole story. I started this Tumblr for PooPoo, when he was 13 at the time. I've kept his Tumblr active as a way to memorialize the legend that he was & to keep him and his memory alive. Since his passing, I've entered him in various photo contests and to my surprise, has placed in the top 3 and even won the cover photo placement for a magazine! My angry little boy still lives on, he has to, because he was... IS, my EVERYTHING, and he is what still keeps me going. I do from time to time, post throwback pics or vids of him, or some I forgotten about and find by accident... He was such a weirdo... But BanChi ranks right up there with him, he's like a PooPoo 2.0! And honestly, at times I can't help but wonder how is it he is soooo much like PooPoo...

Please scroll thru the OLDER CONTENT as there are many EPIC pictures & videos of him in costume, acting out, arguing with himself under a blanket, dancing and talking!!

THANKS FOR VISITING!

👍 🔁 🔎

[robogenko]

🦋🎀🐾🔪 for Genko, Briar, & Poe?

🦋What is their favorite season?

Genko: Autumn, he loves Halloween and spooky stuff and wearing costumes, so Fall is just right up his alley.

Briar: Summer. All the best things happen in summer according to Briar. No school, vacations from work, cookouts, camping, warm beaches, shorts weather, no rain. They hold up in the heat well, especially since Boston doesn't get nearly as hot as their home town did.

Poe: Surprisingly: Spring. The planting season keeps his mind occupied (and off of the horrors), but it's not too hot yet and there's still plenty of rain and fog.

🎀Do they have something they collect? {Stamps, rocks, stickers, etc}

Genko: Genko is a little crow that picks up anything shiny, but not anything specific.

Briar: Briar collects comics and games. One of their more exciting scav trips they found a deck of cards and could not be normal about it.

Poe: Poe is also a bit of a hoarder, but he has a few things he looks for specifically: Holotapes (he is obsessives about this, any kind, but loves to find audio recordings and music), synth parts (He's made several attempts to reverse engineer them.)

🐾Do they have a pet? What are they, and what's their name?

Genko: No, not really. Well... you could count Poe, I guess? :P

Briar: Oh yeah, Guillermo! AKA "Moe" aka "Momo" Briar is *pretty sure* he's a chihuahua... but he could be just a really big rat.... Mostly sure it's a dog though.... Found him in a hole underneath the Red Rocket just outside of Sanctuary... with a bunch of molerats... Hmmmm....

Poe: Also has a dog. A cattledog mix named Diogie. She's one of his closest friends, aside from his buddy PackRat.

🔪Say they were put in a classic 80s slasher/horror setting, who would they be? {Example: The killer. The dude who dies first. Etc.}

Genko: If we're talking 80s horror, the one punished for being too horny and unmarried.

Briar: The survivor.

Poe: The over-paranoid guy usually played for comic relief who dies in the most "I told you guys there was something fucky going on!" kinda way, OR possibly the Mad Scientist gone amok.

These were great questions, thanks for the ask!

[geweke-kia]

SPRING ACTIVITIES YOU CAN DRIVE TO NEAR YUBA CITY, CA

1. GARDEN TOUR

It’s time for the 19th annual self-guided garden tour here in Yuba City. Attendees will tour six local gardens, so you will have some time to enjoy your 2023 Kia Niro EV Wind. The tour is happening rain or shine, so we know you’ll love your heated front bucket seats as you get in and out between all six. The map and wristband pick-up for the tour begins at the intersection of Wilbur and C streets.

There will also be a drop-in reception from 11:00 am to 4:00 pm at 2121 Ranch at 2121 Catlett Rd. It will include water, light desserts, and possibly food trucks. This event is happening from 9:30 am to 12:30 pm on May 6th. Tickets for the spring garden event are $25 each and proceeds benefit the STEM Conference for 8th Grade Girls.

2. TACO FESTIVAL

The fourth annual taco festival is happening in downtown Marysville, just two miles away. Head across the river to the intersection of 1st and D st on Saturday, May, 13th. This event takes place between 1:00 pm to 8:00 pm.

There will be music playing, lots of food, vendors, and a kid’s area. You won’t want to miss the unique chihuahua beauty contest.

3. STAR WARS PARTY 

It’s time for the Yuba County Library’s Star Wars Party to celebrate May 4th, also known as Star Wars Day. This event is taking place two miles away at 303 Second St in Marysville. It’s happening on Thursday, May 4th from 3:30 pm to 5:00 pm.

This event is very kid-friendly and is a way to promote literacy with children. Attendees are encouraged to dress up in Star Wars-themed costumes. There will be activities, storytime, games, trivia, and hopefully a special guest. All ages are invited but it’s likely best for children over the age of six.

4. YUBA CITY TOY-ANIME COMIC CON

Kids are encouraged to join in the fun at the toy and anime comic con happening in Yuba City on Saturday, May 20th. The event is taking place from 11:00 am to 4:00 pm. It’s happening at the Moose Lodge at 205 S Walton Ave.

This comic con will include all-ages cosplay content which will happen at 2:30 pm. Sign-up for the contest happens at the admission table. Entry to the convention is $8 per ticket at the door and includes free parking.

There are so many different fun activities to take part in this spring here in Yuba City. We’re looking forward to another year of community events. Of course, they are always more fun when you have a stylish new vehicle to get there in. Visit Geweke Kia now to see our fantastic selection of new cars. 

Image by Jess Foami from Pixabay

[thisislizheather]

Anne of Green Gables, 2021

[anenbylittlepotato]

MC introducing roasting the side dateables to new exchange students

The bros here

"The big guy who has the only red uniform is Diavolo- or, Lord Diavolo, I guess. Lucifer gets mad at us if we don't say that part even though Diavolo himself does not give a single fuck and would even prefer it if you didn't call him that. It's because Diavolo is like, the Demon Prince or somethin like that. But don't worry, he may look big and scary and have a really intimidating title, but he actually has the personality of an actual puppy - goofy, excitable, sweet, kinda dumb, very curious about everything, and hardly thinks about the consequences of his own actions. Which doesn't sound like the greatest qualities for a ruler to have, but he's doing his best, okay. And, little known fact, but he actually switched bodies with a puppy at birth... You didn't hear that from me though... He also really loves it when people act casual around him because no one ever does. He's lonely, man, please just be his friend :(."

"The guy who's just hovering over there to the side is Barbatos. He's Diavolo's dad loyal butler. He basically raised Dia, since the man's actual dad has been getting milk asleep for thousands of years. Barbatos scares me though... I don't trust that man as far as I can throw him. He's always so shady and secretive. I feel like he's plotting a murder or sumn. Idk, I just feel like he might kill me in my sleep. It doesn't help that he can also see the future and probably knows all the ways I might die. That's just.... Creepy. He's creepy. I don't like him... And supposedly he feels the same about me, but has he LOOKED in a mirror? Like bitch I'm adorable and you know it, tf you talking about homie. You, on the other hand, look like you've committed war crimes or somethin."

"The guy over there who's struggling with his phone is Simeon. He... He somehow manages to be just as shady and mysterious as Barbatos while also being more inviting than almost everyone here??? Idk how he does it but it's kinda scary tbh. I mean he's an angel so I shouldn't be too worried, I guess, but I'm still sus. What sort of atrocities have you committed... Oh, he's also Luke's dad legal guardian. And he makes for a GREAT father figure. Look, if you have a shitty dad or none at all, go talk to him, he'll adopt you immediately. In exchange for teaching him how the fuck to operate a phone, of course. Simeon = best dad 2021."

"That literal child over there is Luke. Idk he's just someone's Chihuahua, who knows where he came from :/. No- Luke, I'm joking, it's fine, calm down. You're gonna tell on me? To whom? Simeon teases you just as much... Oh- okay bye. Aaaaaannnd he's gone. Uh, anyway, Luke is basically just a child. He gets annoyed very easily 😔. And don't forget: he reports DIRECTLY to Micheal >:( But if you're nice to him he might give you some baked goods. Aw man, now I I'm hungry. Dammit, and I just made him mad. Now I have to apologize so he'll give me sweets... 😔 Damn..."

"The guy in a really cliche wizard costume over there is Solomon. He's, like, the only other human here, even if he doesn't act like it most of the time. He's the biggest troll here and loves pranking the brothers. It's kinda hilarious, honestly. Though he also pranks me and that's annoying. He's also another shady character. Like damn, what's with these side characters and being all shady and shit, stop it, y'all, you're creepy. Also I think he has 700 wives or sum shit, but that's beside the point. He also have pacts with, like, 70 demons. He really has a thing with going way overboard, doesn't he?"