#bone apple tea anon

[genderfluid-insomniac]

Hey! I hope you’re having a fantastic day, and is drinking plenty of water! If it’s not to much to ask, I was wondering if I could request a hurt/comfort for Macaque X fem!reader ? I personally think Macaque would be incredibly insecure about his appearance when in a relationship. He has lost an eye, he is scarred, he has six ears, AND he’s also a “ugly” monkey humanoid (which he strongly thinks human!reader would find unattractive compared to a normal human). He already goes as far to hide his true appearance from everyone. I need the reader to convince him that he’s pretty and doesn’t need to hide it! Thank you so much if you choose to take this one on!

Much love! -anon

The beautiful faults you hide from me ///Sick!Insecure!Six-Eared Macaque x reader

“Mac?” You waited a few seconds before calling out again and heading toward the upper half of his apartment (or more like a furnished and repaired abandoned warehouse). The past couple of days you hadn’t heard from your boyfriend which concerned you given that it was winter and Macaque didn’t do so well in the cold. Ever since you’d known him, he always ran cold temperature-wise, which didn’t bode well because he stayed inside as much as possible during winter so he wouldn’t get sick.

From where his bedroom was you heard a small sneeze and figured that's where he was residing, upon entering his room you could see that it was more messy than usual. The most shocking thing was that you could see all the features your lover usually hid with magic but that only meant something wasn’t right. It wasn’t that he never showed you what he actually looked like, that’s not what it was, he was actually just insecure about his scars despite you telling you countless times that you love him no matter what.

That didn’t matter though right now, you were more concerned about him and how sick he looked. “Macaque? Are you okay?” When you got no answer you rushed over and felt his forehead….It was so hot. You rushed to the kitchen and grabbed some cold water and a damp washcloth, quickly turning on the thermostat and getting back to your feverish lover. Macaque stirred as you entered the room and groaned, joints popping and voice creaking when he tried to voice his worries.

But you shushed him after you put the damp cloth on his forehead and attempted to coax him to drink. His red pointed mask that painted his face was dull and the usual vibrant color of his ears was pale, despite all that he still looked beautiful as always and even more so as the scars that covered his body showed how strong he’d been. The parts of his fur that were white, which when you asked him was due to being under Lady Bone Demons’ control or his original white fur before he died, faded into his normal black color and you couldn’t help but stare at the rare sight before you.

“I know-” Macaqued coughed and grasped his throat, wincing at the dryness and greedily taking the water you offered. Drips of water dripped past his mouth and got caught on the tangled facial fur as his adam's apple bobbed up and down, panting heavily to catch his breath and handing the cup back to you. “I know I look ugly but you don’t have to stare.” His voice hissed harshly at you and the glare he shot at you would have been more effective if you didn’t know him better. “Moonlight, you and I both know no one looks their best when they’re sick. But what’s causing me to stare is the possibility that you no longer have enough magic to even maintain your glamours much less your healing factor and I’m worried for you.”

The glance the shadow demon tossed to the side told you all you needed to know before you went through a chest beneath the bed and found the medications you needed. Taking the herbs and mixing them with modern chemicals, grinding them into a powder, and mixing them into potent tea (it didn’t taste the best but it got the job done). “Macaque? I hope you know that I truly love you no matter what you look like and those scars are proof of how strong you are. Not to mention you’re beyond beautiful ears and every small reaction they give, especially when something blushes against them.” To give an example you trailed your hand down the lowest pair of ears and softly chuckled when they twitched and fluttered at the attention.

You saw how your lover went to hide his flustered expression and intertwined his moving hand with yours, bringing them up to your cheek and kissing the back of it. “Moonlight? Can you look at me? I know you’re sick but this is very important before I give you your medicine cause you’ll get very sleepy.” He looked at you and your heart nearly fell at the tears pooling on his lids, the lip being held between his teeth and occasional trembles due to being cold. “Never ever will I judge you for how you look. You’re so gorgeous I fall in love again every time I look at you and the best part is you’re mine. All mine and no one else's.” You pressed a kiss to his nose and rubbed his cheek, wiping away the tears he finally allowed to fall.

The steaming tea was discarded on a nearby table as you moved on the bed and positioned yourself so Macaque laid on your lap facing your stomach and wrapping his arms around you. “I love you, Name.” He whispered and moved carefully so you could help him drink the tea, cooing at him to slow down and take his time. You stifled a laugh when he finished and stuck his tongue out in disgust. “I need to work on the taste portion of my medicinal practices when I get better.” Smiling at his attitude which already seemed to be better and tracing the scar going over his right eye, planning to tell him later that the scars and most of the features he hides are actually what fluster you more than his teases.

[taestarii]

hellohello! i was wanting to request a chishiya x sick!reader! im craving fluff rn and i love your ffs! -sincerely, anon! <3

i'm actually sick rn, wish chishiya was here to take care of me

✎ an apple a day - chishiya

[chishiya x sick!fem!reader]

synopsis - you get sick and chishiya takes care of you

warning! takes place post-borderlands but there's no spoilers or anything, just a light-hearted fluffy fic. slightly ooc chishiya

this one is short, but i hope you guys still like it ☆

Everything felt wrong.

You woke up with a sore throat and a massive headache, every bone in your body aching. Unwrapping yourself from Chishiya's arms, you sat up, immediately feeling dazed. Chishiya stirred next to you, "Y/n?," he called, "it's early, love. Why are you awake?" You tried to respond, instant pain hitting your sore throat. His hands rose to your forehead, pulling away the second they made contact. "God, Y/n, you're burning up." He got up, not even bothering to change out of his sleepwear, as he walked into the bathroom. He came back with a small cup, carrying a vile reddish liquid. "Oh no," you groaned, burying yourself face first into the pillows.

"Yes, Y/n. Now." He spoke softly yet firmly. The bed dipped where he sat down, his hands still holding the medicine. You whined in protest again, Chishiya sighing with a mix of frustration and annoyance. "Dear, I'm a doctor. Please take the damn medicine." Huffing in defeat, you turn over, grabbing the gut-wrenching liquid from his hand, and downing in. Chishiya chuckled at the face you made the second it reached your mouth. "Is it really that awful?" You glared at him, pushing the cup back into his hand and turning back over.

You had fallen asleep again and Chishiya sat on the foot of the bed, admiring your sleeping figure. You truly had to be the only person that could make him feel the way he does. Your hair was a mess, pieces sticking to your sweat-covered forehead, body radiating heat. And he still thought you were breath-taking.

-

You woke up a few hours later to the smell of ginger filling your nose. You got up and walked to the kitchen, Chishiya sitting down with two cups of tea and a kettle. "Ah, shogayu tea. Infamous cold remedy." You said with a smile on your face at how thoughtful Chishiya was. "I made this for me, not you." He said with a smirk, sliding the teacup towards you. "I guess an apple a day wasn't enough to keep the doctor away." You gratefully accepted it, taking a sip of the hot tea, it instantly warming you up.

"You know I love you, right?"

"You know you're insufferable when you're sick, right?"

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Fic request!!!

Caleb bothering Philip because he see him with the Blight girl and his Duty of older brother is bothering him!

(For context, the "Blight girl" that anon is referring to is the Blight ancestor / descendant that Philip is dating in an au. Headcanons about her are here and art for @dannystarsstuff's Blight ancestor / descendant Amelie is here.

Anyways, enjoy! <3

💐 Flowers and Chocolates 💝

Caleb was strolling through the Bonesborough marketplace with a shopping list in his hand.

Evelyn had sent him out to get the ingredients needed to make her "world-famous" Bone Apple Tea, which consisted of dragon bones, blood apples, and tea leaves.

During his pursuit for the three items, the blonde spots his little brother from across the market on his own wearing his brown wooden mask as he makes his way towards a flower shop.

Before entering, the brunette stopped and checked his surroundings to ensure he wasn't being observed or followed.

He failed to notice Caleb on the other side.

It was quite apparent that Philip didn't want anyone to recognize him, but Caleb could tell it was him from a mile away based on his hair and clothing.

The mask was also a dead giveaway as he had carved it for him when he was a young boy.

A mischievous smile starts to sprout.

Caleb knew exactly why Philip was buying flowers and decided to spy on him from where he was standing.

After leaving the flower shop with a bouquet of abomination flowers, Philip enters a chocolate shop that was just so conveniently located next to it.

Minutes later, he comes out with a heart-shaped box of chocolates that was beautifully wrapped for his beloved.

"Let me guess, those are for her, aren't they?"

The teasing voice made Philip squeal as he turned to see his older brother standing behind him with a big dumb grin on his face.

He positioned his mask on the side of his face, revealing his terrified expression.

"Caleb?!" He squeaked, quickly hiding the flowers and chocolate behind his back, but it was too late.

His brother had already seen them and was going to tease him mercilessly.

"She's going to love them, Philip," he cooed.

"W-Who?"

"Oh, don't play dumb, little brother. We both know who I'm talking about. The Blight girl. I've been keeping a close eye on you two, you know."

Blue eyes begin widen as Philip's face turns seven shades of red. "Y-You've been stalking us?!"

Caleb proceeds to point a finger at him. "Ha, so you do admit to knowing her!"

Choking down his panic, Philip shot a glare at Caleb, bringing the flowers and chocolates back into view.

"Also, me? A stalker? Never. I was just following you both around one day without either of you knowing." The blonde beams him a smile.

Philip shares his annoyance with a frown. "I hate you."

"Oh stop, you do not." Caleb's voice went singsongy. "Philip likes witches, Philip likes witches, Philip likes witches, he's got a witchy girlfriend~!"

"Shut up, I do not! I still think witches are the scum of the earth, she's just..." Philip had to pause, looking away in thought.

"Trying to come up with a good lie or excuse~?" chuckled the elder.

Philip huffed, red returning to his face as he brought his gaze back to Caleb.

"Listen, she's just different, okay? Unlike the others who are all savages, she's actually quite sophisticated."

Caleb crossed his arms, continuing to smirk. He hums. "Uh-huh. I said something similar when I started dating Evelyn."

Philip rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. Just please go away." He starts to walk off, only to hear footsteps behind him.

"HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR THE BIG NEWS? PHILIP'S GOT A WITCH GIRLFRIEND!" Caleb loudly announces, gaining the attention of some who stare at the two as they chatter amongst each other.

"Wow!"

"Did you hear that?"

"Philip's got a witch girlfriend."

"Who the heck's Philip?"

Embarrassed, Philip proceeds to walk faster, sending his brother a death glare. "Shut up!" He growled.

"PHILIP'S GOT A WITCH GIRLFRIEND, PHILIP'S GOT A WITCH GIRLFRIEND, PHILIP'S GOT A WITCH GIRLFRIEND~!" He proudly sang, quickening his pace.

The brunette then begins to run with the blonde now chasing behind him. "I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! AND STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

"Never! The whole Isles has to hear about this blooming romance of yours! HEY, PHILIP'S GOT A WITCH GIRLFRIEND!"

"Alright, Philip!" A random male passerby cheers.

"CALEB, STOP IT! YOU'RE BEING INCREDIBLY STUPID AND CHILDISH RIGHT NOW!"

"I know you are, but what am I~?"

"UGH!"

[insertsomthinawesome]

Gods I’m obsessed with how you draw jaws and chins I always want to eat your art style

HAHAHA AW ANON THANK YOU I APPRECIATE THIS COMPLIMENT A LOT <3 <3 <3 alkdsjflkSJDLGSDJ BONE APPLE TEA ANON, ENJOY THE FREE FOOD. MUNCH AWAY.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

What are all the babes (sams canon and ocs) favorite soda or water /flavors?

🩸🌜

You're in for...a long ass lost. Buckle in🩸🌜anon.

Canon and AUs:

Sun: Cucumber Water

Moon: Red Bull

Kill Code/Crescent: Monster

Eclipse: Coconut Water

Blood Moon: Carbonated Blood

Harvest Moon: Carbonated Bone Broth

Lunar: Orange Juice

Good Eclipse/Sirius: Carbonated Oil

Lord Eclipse/Pulsar: Carbonated Coffee

Servant Sun/Dawn: Mint Lime-ade

Prisoner Moon/Dusk: Lavender Lemonade

Captive Lunar/Twilight: Tea With Honey

Moonless Sun/Nebula: Mountain Dew Voltage

Merged Moon/Ganymede: Six Vente Mocha Frappuccinos In A Row

Star: Cotton Candy Faygo

Ceres: Candy Apple Faygo

Andromeda: Sun Drop

Callisto: Mug's Root Beer

Eris: Barq's Root Beer

Hunter Moon: Espresso

Blue Moon: Dr. Pepper

Gibbous Moon: Coca-Cola

Buck Moon: Pepsi

Purple Moon: Apple Cider

Honey Moon: Hot Chocolate

Dysnomia: Vanilla Cream Soda

Murder Code Sun/Black Hole: Saltwater

Arche: Margharitas

Angel: Sugar Syrup

Glow Moon: Glow Stick Liquid

Glitter Moon: Sparkling Water With Beverage Glitter

All My Eclipse Backups:

Comet: Baja Blast

Kuiper: Blueberry Lime Water

Cosmos: Lemon Water

Equinox: Mint Chocolate Smoothie

Solstice: Pear Fennel Water

Meridian: Chocolate Sauce

Quasar: Raspberry Mint Water

Heliosphere: Faygo Redpop

Bolide: Blackberry Sage Water

Stellar: Blackberry Lemon Smoothies

Orbit: Ice Cream (but ice cream isn't a drink, you may say. But to Orbit, ice cream is an entire food group and thus qualifies as a drink too.)

Galaxy: Green Tea

Asteroid: Red Wine

Supermassive: Strawberry Oat Milk

Betelgeuse: Apple Juice

Plasma: Ice Cream Milkshake

Luminous Blue: Light Blue Powerade

Firestar: Sprite

Remnant: Ice Chips (he refuses to drink things)

Plerion: Slushies

Emission: Aloe Vera Juice (it's the only thing he can keep down)

Subsatellite: Chocolate Caramel Smoothie

Cepheid: Root Beer Float

Chad: Gasoline

Starburst: Cranberry Juice

Seyfert: Blueberry Lemonade

Meteor Shower: Chocolate Milk

Shooting Star: Grape Juice

Heaven: Matcha Tea

Astro: Cinnamon Latte

Quark: Honey (literally just straight honey)

Chthonian: Twelve Espresso Shots In A Row

Stargaze: Pineapple Juice

Hydra: Apple Cinnamon Water

Kerberos: Lemon Lime Sparkling Water

Brown Dwarf: Faygo Moon Mist Blue

Sedna: Brown Sugar Boba Tea

Orcus: Matcha Milk Tea

[kakashissimp]

 Main post: rules & prompts 

I’m so incredibly thankful for each and every one of you. I see every follow, like, reblog, & comment, and I’m so happy to recognize so many of you now. Since I started this blog, your requests have been so amazing. 

To commemorate 350 followers, I decided to start my own prompt event! This is the main post (I’ll pin it to my page!) with the prompts. To enter your request, follow the rules below and create your string of emojis (prompts!) in my ask box!

Rules

Please only request NSFW prompts if you’re 18+ (obviously I have no way of checking this with anon requests, but please respect this request nonetheless)

Anon submissions are allowed

One request at a time (one strand of emojis per submission)

Limit of two characters per request 

Multiple kinks allowed (within reason)

find the rest of my usual rules (here)

Request submission cutoff is November 10th 2022

Please note: I will accept any variation of these prompts, but I reserve the right to select which ones I write. If I don’t pick yours for whatever reason, please know it isn’t personal! I will try my best to do as many as I can.

I will be accepting prompts until November 10th 2022, but the actual writing will continue until I have finished all of the prompts I choose to accept. So even if your prompt isn’t written before the deadline, it may still be completed afterward!

How to submit your request

In my ask box, create your string of emojis that correspond with the prompt elements. You can either type the emojis themselves or physically write out what the emojis are.

Example:

(🚬 + 🔞 + 🟢 + 🍌 + 🔪)

Or

(Tree + green check + blue circle + corn)

Request Details

Character

Kakashi - 🥷 (ninja)

Shikamaru - 🚬 (cigarette)

Kiba - 🐕 (dog)

Naruto - 🍥 (naruto)

Iruka - 🎂 (cake)

Yamato/Tenzo - 🌳 (tree)

Sasuke - 🐍 (snake)

Rock lee - 😘 (kiss)

Sai - 🎨 (paint)

(Sorry if you don’t see the character you want here, these are the ones I feel comfortable writing!) 

Rating

SFW - ✅ (green check)

NSFW - 🔞 (over 18)

Reader’s gender

Female - 🔴 (red circle)

Male - 🔵 (blue circle)

Neutral - 🟢 (green circle)

Prompts

“It’s a good thing I was here to save your ass.” - 🍎 (apple)

“I’d like to see you try.” - 🍌(banana)

“You should’ve just said so.” - 🍇 (grape)

“Make me.” - 🥭(mango)

“Please don’t go.” - 🍍(pineapple)

“I’ve got nowhere else to be.” - 🥝 (kiwi)

“If you don’t kiss me soon, I’ll probably die.” - 🥒 (cucumber)

“I’m not leaving.” - 🫐 (blueberry)

“Aw, it hurts? Too bad. You’re gonna keep taking it until I’m satisfied.” - 🥦 (broccoli)

“Come. Sit.” - 🫑 (green pepper)

“Did I give you permission to do that?” - 🥕(carrot)

“Good girl/boy—that’s a good fucking girl/boy.” - 🧀 (cheese)

“Open up.” - 🥓 (bacon)

“What pretty noises you’re making for me...am I making you feel good?” - 🧈 (butter)

“You look so pretty like this.” - 🍐 (pear)

“You heard me. I told you to take off your clothes.” - 🍒 (cherry)

“You. You are the one I love.” - 🌽 (corn)

“I’m not even sweating yet.” - 🍅 (tomato)

“Come and get it.” - 🥨 (pretzel)

“Ah, my friend looks like he’s about to kill you. You better leave.” - 🥩 (steak)

“I trust you.” - 🍟 (fries)

“I’ve been worried sick! Where the hell were you?” - 🥗 (salad)

“I’m here for you.” - 🍗 (chicken leg)

“Kiss me.” - 🥥 (coconut)

“I almost lost you.” - 🍞 (bread)

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” - 🍑 (peach)

“Keep looking at me like that and we won’t make it to bed.” - 🍤 (shrimp)

“You heard me—take. It. Off.” - 🍣 (sushi)

“I fucking hate you.” - 🍪 (cookie)

“Let me do this, please.” - 🍵 (tea)

“You need some sleep.” - 🍿(popcorn)

“I’m only here for the dog.” - 🌭 (hotdog)

“Did I stutter?” - 🥧 (pie)

“How long have you been standing there?” - 🍯 (honey)

“Somebody’s in love.” - 🥢 (chopsticks)

“Am I interrupting?” - 🧃(juice box)

“Stop being a prick.” - 🧂(salt)

“I can’t get enough of you.” - 🍬 (candy)

“You’re really good at that.” - 🥪 (sandwich)

“Wanna join?” - 🦴 (bone)

“I want to taste you.” - 🧇 (waffle)

“I’m going to fuck you until you forget that asshole’s name.” - 🫒 (olive)

“Is that a drawing of me?” - 🥚(egg)

“I’ll keep you safe.” - 🥔 (potato)

“Touch yourself for me.” - 🍉 (watermelon)

“Stop distracting me.” - 🍋 (lemon)

Kink (Bonus)

Knife play - 🔪 (knife)

Degradation - ❗️(red exclamation)

Bondage - 👔 (tie)

Denied orgasm - ❌ (red x)

Domination - 🕯(candle)

Switches - 🔦 (flashlight)

Argument leading to kissing/smut - 💋 (lips)

Begging - 🔑 (key)

Blow job/oral - 💦 (drops)

Cock warming - 🍆 (eggplant)

Dry humping - 📞 (phone)

Fingering - 🤞(fingers crossed)

innocence - 🌸 (flower)

Jealous - 😡 (anger)

Mirror - 🪞(mirror)

One bed - 🛏 (bed)

Against a wall - 🕚 (clock)

Praise kink - ☺️ (smile)

Rough - 😵‍💫 (spiral eyes)

Thigh riding - 🧸 (teddy)

Touch starved - 😔 (sad)

Voyeurism - 🛒 (shopping cart)

Unresolved tension - 😳 (blush)

Thank you so much for being here, I appreciate you immensely. Good luck everyone—I can’t wait to see what you come up with! 

All my love, 

- Kakashissimp🖤

[rozahline]

This is the most unique and flavoursome dish I have consumed this evening, impeccaple taste young one.

In other words EATS YOUR ART

Bone apple tea, anon!! 💖

[dourpeep]

Gonna be honest, I don't remember but I also have terrible memory in general so it's a me problem. Anyways I wanted to sat that it doesn't matter if I don't remember because I will eat up anything with Kazuha like it's the last meal I will ever get. On a side note I will be taking some of my time today to take a respectful look at your delicious cooking. Bone apple tea 🤤

Lmao no worries anon, I actually ended up reading through what I wrote for KXR last night after answering your ask ehehe

But also ahhh yes Kazuha is a lot of fun to write for! So if I can just >> get myself to sit and continue writing what I left off on, I have a good few fics for him nodnod but we'll have to see where my lack of free time takes me shdifuhe

Bone app the teeth!! Pls enjoy nodnodnod

[eldritch-spouse]

Can you do Breg and facesitting please? (it can go both ways)

I'm sorry I'll go now

[No no no, you come back here buddy, we have to talk. Also, I hope you don't mind headcanons as opposed to something longer.]

(Minors dni)

Face-sitting with Breg, giving and receiving

You sit

You'd think, with a neck as long and mildly thin as Breg's, that it might be a hazard to take a seat. That and the fact that you can't really see his nostrils will make you a little apprehensive about the whole thing. Although suffocating Breg this way would probably be one of the easiest ways to get rid of your stalker, you know luck is not on your side. Because it never really is with Breg;

This guy is ready. Having you sit on his face is something Breg thought about before he even started talking to you, he's more than likely going to be the first one to bring it up, making lame jokes and insinuations that he desperately hopes you pick up. He's just… Breg just really likes how you smell, okay? It's not gross, shut up. His kind doesn't have that unique intimate scent and being exposed to it flips some switch in his brain that demands he stuff his entire face in there as hard as possible. How thick you are hardly matters, if Breg can pick you up, he most certainly can handle your luscious thighs bracketing his head while you sink on him;

Brace yourself, because messy doesn't begin to describe how ravenously this monster eats your pussy. In Breg's defense, he literally has no uhh… Education on the matter. Not even pornography. After all, he doesn’t exactly have a phone of his own (yet) or any other device to look such a thing up on (all for the best really), and like Hell Fasma is going to sit there and let Breg watch porn on his phone like a pervert just so he can learn pussy-eating etiquette. Not happening. So really, all Breg has going for him is endless enthusiasm to make you scream and a ridiculously fat tongue. Which mostly gets the job done. The breeder gets insanely into it, he'll encourage you to grind as hard as you want just to get his face soaked in your pussyjuice, all the while moaning and chuckling hungrily. You only get off his face when he tells you to and that's final;

His favorite thing to do has got to be pushing your limits by figuring out how much of his tongue he can stuff in you before it becomes painful. And believe me, Breg will touch every inch of sensitive flesh he can just to force you to clench around him. He likes the feeling.

He sits

Wait hold on, you want Breg to sit on your face? Oh. Oh wow. His brain will short-circuit the moment you bring that up. And he’s instantly going to agree. You can see the gears turn in his head as he ponders on the idea, I assure you his enthusiasm is not the only thing that’s rising. Now here’s the catch, Breg looks light. But he’s dense. It’s not a good idea to let him rest his entire weight on your face and Breg is well aware of this, which is why he shakes a lot during the act, scared of crushing your head amidst his pleasure. You’ll have to help ground him a little and probably get something he can hold onto for your own safety;

Breg never sat on anyone’s face before, so the sensation is entirely new, and even if your tongue is much smaller than his, it will not stop him from mewling and carefully grinding down. It’s insanely arousing to see you in such a position, Breg just leers down the entire time, furiously fisting his own cocks and probably making a mess within mere minutes because holy shit he never knew his mate could be this filthy;

When he’s not repeatedly asking you if you can still breathe, or if he’s too heavy,  the breeder is probably throwing his head back and begging incoherently. Really, there’s just no shutting him up;

If you ever wish to hear Breg literally chirp, I would recommend playing with the root of his tail while you do it. Be it by squeezing or rubbing the underside, it absolutely triggers a feral side of Breg that makes him forget words- He just groans.

[worstloki]

Thought you might appreciate the pics of these recipes! :D

-cursed cookbook anon <3

[lemontwst]

if you make me beta read smanging epel in a barn i'm going to laugh and give you money -bottom

(softly) i'll be emailing you my venmo, baby

[hallowedhuntress]

how much does aro hate the bone apple tea subreddit?

bold of you to assume he didn’t create it

[selfcareparker]

you’re the lovely one girl 💓💓 i just got out the shower & i’m headed out to dinner rn but ohmigosh how can you build in the sims i’m so shit at it 😭 and aACK lemme know what she has!! baby wise lol - lovely anon

Askdjdjjs my houses are the ugliest houses anyone has ever made lmaoooo, my living room currently consists of 2 sofas in different colours and 5 different carpets dkdkdkdldm, and i‘ll let you know!!! also, bone apple tea i hope you have something really good to eat😌❤️❤️❤️sbndmdm

[henrylevesconte]

omg ★ fitzier... but it's gotta be sad! i want to cry tonight

sorry to take eternity on this but here is my sad headcanon, hope it is sad enough for you

★ - sad headcanon

After James died, Francis hates the quiet. He hates the silence of the arctic, the emptiness that he faces daily being the last one, the anglooka, the lone survivor. He finds himself haunted by distant laughter, not from his new family and friends within the local Inuit community but from James. It’s Fitzjames he hears when it’s quiet; his laughter when the promoted sweet Jopson, his shout to call attention to the men, even the faint whisper of his stories, the ones Crozier loathed for years before he finally understood the man, the real James before him. He’s never felt more devoid in his life and on his worst days, the ones screaming at him to join the remainder of the crew, to go down with his ship as he should have- as any good captain would, he hears James beg him softly. 

“I’m not Christ....” 

send me a symbol and character or ship and I’ll give you a headcanon

[m00r3-starzz]

“Face your sins, traitor.”

❤️- 🔪 -🖤

Alright so let me introduce myself!!!

Sup! My name is Moore, and I am some shapeshifter ya found I guess-

I am Affogato’s number one fan girl and simp💖

Yes. I do belong to lotus and affo!!!

I like welcome hone, crk, crob, fnaf, toh, analog horror, and horror games, and other things I find!!

Tagzz

#the puppet I love<3

Me simping over possessed and puppet raine-

#my puppet boy<3

Me simping over Wally (wow thats two puppet characters..man)

#Funky wizard~

Prune juice my love!!!!!!!

#moore talks

Me talking about shi*

#sleepy clown hours

Me tired :D

#my dragon<3

LONGAN !!!!! MY BRLOVED

#my lord

just affogato.

And yup that’s it-for now!

Me as anonymous/anon: ❤️🔪anon

Pronouns: she/her

Species: shapeshifter

🖤🔪❤️ 🖤🔪❤️

!!Muses!!

🖤🔪❤️ 🖤🔪❤️

|~ CRK OC ~|

Prince rubby cookie the ||

(He/him)

Mix ruby cookie

(They/him)

Amethyst fragment cookie

(They/them)

Spiral gear cookie

(They/he)

Chronophobia cookie

(It/they)

Time-breaker cookie

(They/them)

Gold rose cookie

(She/they)

England tea cookie

(She/they)

Peppermint mocha cookie

(She/they)

Valentine heart cookie

(He/they)

Vanilla vampire cookie

(He/him)

Vampire wine cookie

(She/her)

Strawberry sword cookie

(They/it)

Crimson jam cookie

(He/they)

phantom icepop cookie

(He/it)

black skeleton cookie

(She/they)

Pumpkin spice cookie

(They/he)

Black sugar cookie

(She/they)

Graveberry cookie

(He/THeY)

Shiny coin cookie

(They/them)

Wrathful sprit cookie

(He/him)

Melted cake cookie

(They/he)

Somniphobia cookie

(She/they)

Sleepy sheep cookie

(He/him)

Sinful envy cookie

(She/her)

Prideful demon cookie

(He/they)

Stary eye cookie

(They/them)

Blood moon cooke

(He/they)

Blueberry astroid cookie

(They/them)

Strawberry boba cookie

(They/he)

Raven feater cookie

(She/her)

Rose dove cookie

(They/he)

Dark heart cookie

(He/they/she)

Glameberry cookie

(They/he)

Green sprite cookie

(They/them)

Blue system cookie

(She/her)

Void system cookie

(They/them)

Dark infection cookie

(They/them)

Eclipse dragon cookie

(They/she/him)

Drowned dragon cookie

(They/them)

Volcanic dragon cookie

(They/he)

Blooming dragon cookie

(They/she/it)

Arial dragon cookie

(They/it)

Apple pie cookie

(She/they)

Salted nut cookie

(They/he)

Shining amethyst cookie

(They/them)

Shining hearts cookie

(He/them)

Spiral clock cookie

(He/Them)

Cotten candy cookie

(She/her)

Golden Champaign cookie

(They/he)

Black coffee cookie

(He/they)

Silver narrator cookie

(They/him)

Angelic sword cookie

(She/her)

Great Weather cookie

(He/she/they)

Negative ink cookie

(They\them)

Toy creator cookie

(He/they)

Dark ballerina cookie

(They/she)

Doctor berry cookie

(He/him)

Robo-berry cookie

(She/it)

Revived vanilla cookie

(She/Her)

Vanilla macaron cookie

(She/her)

Prue soul-jam cookie

(They/them)

Wine berry Cookie

(They/them)

Flower eye cookie

(They\he)

Melty honey cookie

(They/she)

Holly soul-jam cookie

(They/them)

“The jester” aka. Choco swirl cookie

(They/he)

Black tea cookie

(She/they)

Frost choco cookie

(He/him)

Milk cream cookie

(She/her)

Licorice hound cookie

(They/he)

Cacao soul-jam cookie

(They/them)

Frost bone-jam cookie

(they/them)

White rose cookie

(He/him)

White soul-jam cookie

(They/them)

Dark soul-jam cookie

(They/them)

Coffee boba cookie

(He/him)

Holy light cookie

(He/them)

Revived orange cookie

(They/he)

Sweet orange cookie

(He/him)

Mint macaroon cookie

(They/them)

Lavender cream cookie

(she/her)

Star candy cookie

(He/him)

Cherry Kitsume cookie

(He/they)

Crumbled raspberry cookie

(They/them)

Dark berry tea

(She/they)

Bone jam cookie

(They/it)

Libra cookie

(She/they/it)

Aquarius cookie

(He/they/it)

Gemini cookie

(They/it)

Spiral-winged Viceroy cookie

(They/him)

Ivory claw cookie

(He/they)

Emerald eye cookie

(They/them)

Octo cake cookie

(He/they)

Alluring anglerfish cookie

(They/them)

Captain berry juice cookie

(Him/he)

Octo ink cookie

(They/them)

Sour shark cookie

(They/them)

Candy bite cookie

(He/they)

Melted white-candle cookie

(Ge/him)

Lemon ice-cream daiquiri

(They/ them)

Ribbon cookie

(Him/he)

Wilted rose cookie

(He/them)

/crossovers/

Runny ink cookie (crossover! Batim)

Ink devil cookie (crossover! Batim)

Twisted angel cookie (crossover! Batim)

Ink survivor cookie (crossover! Batim)

Time hat cookie (crossover ahit!)

Purple flame cookie (crossover ahit!)

Prince moon-sprit cookie (crossover ahit!)

Blackberry lemon cookie (crossover! little nightmare)

Dark geisha cookie (crossover! little nightmare)

Strawberry candy fox cookie (crossover! fnaf sl)

Virus hare cookie (crossover! Fnaf vr)

Sun-berry cookie (crossover! Fnaf sb)

Burning whiskey cookie (crossover, hb)

Soul tart cookie (crossover deltarune)

False angel cookie (crossover! Tmc)

Blackberry pie cookie (crossover! Tmc)

Apple tart cookie (crossover! Tmc)

haunting mask cookie (crossover pokiemon)

lele sprit cookie (crossover pokiemon)

Owl cookie (crossover, toh)

Musicberry cookie (crossover, toh)

Bloody vanilla cookie (crossover, toh)

Koi fish cookie (crossover, ponyo)

/ CRK /

Dark cacao cookie ( void cacao cookie )

Affogato cookie

Caramel arrow cookie

Crunchy chip cookie

Espresso cookie

Latte cookie

Ginger brave cookie

Madeline cookie ( crimson knight )

Eclair cookie

Clotted cream cookie

Captain Caviar cookie

Sorbet cookie

Pound dink cookie

Milkyway cookie

Stardust cookie

Space donut

Cream unicorn cookie

Cherry blossom cookie

Pumkin pie cookie

Cotton cookie

Herb cookie

Clover cookie

Mint choco cookie

Vampire cookie

Sparking cookie

Prune juice cookie

Rougefort cookie

Centipede cookie

Dark enchantress cookie

Licorice cookie

Poison mushroom cookie

Pomegranate cookie

Dark choco cookie

Red velvet cookie

Pitaya dragon cookie

Ananas dragon cookie

Lotus dragon cookie

Lychee dragon cookie

Longan dragon cookie

Snake fruit cookie

Moonlight cookie

Timekeeper cookie

Prue vanilla cookie (crimson vanilla cookie)

Hollyberry cookie (darkberry cookie)

Wildberry cookie

Croissant cookie

Black pearl cookie

Splatoon

Inky salmon cookie (oc)

Berry ray cookie (crossover)

OC’S

Murder drones

Angel (oc)

Aijin

Lux0

Bixxy

Luco m deathberg

Azazel

Sa-ni (toh)

Sirus (toh)

Lucio (toh)

Sta-puff (pokiemon)

Lumi-oes (pokiemon)

Glacént (pokiemon)

Echo-mo (pokiemon)

Side blogs:

@ask-lotus-dragon-coookie

@aff0x

@ask-the-longan-dragon

My mutuals

@r0gu3f0rt-c00ki3-simp the reason I made this blog!!!!

@rebuilding-paradise bestie- me. U. Shopping. Now

@kaylikestodrawlittlenightmares <3

@halloween-bat-king my life, harm them. And I will unleash the horrors upon you

@kylievershion mmm almondfort

[rcminas]

favorite place to have sex?

our kitchen counter.