#brain go *dial-up noise*

[wolfeyedwitch]

You ever wanna write but you have so many thoughts going on and so many ideas and stories that want to be told that when you go to put them on paper it's like trying to untangle a basket of yarn that a whole clowder of cats used as toys?

No? Just me?

[gifti3]

asmo arranged marriage so true at first he’s a little mean to mc (like in the game ig) and says he won’t stop his lifestyle just because of a political marriage and they agree that’s fine but then as time goes on and he’s falling more and more in love and going out less and less mc just isn’t receptive to his advances bc even though they’re in love too they think it’s bc his dad told him to stop messing around for his image and he just needs to blow off steam and they don’t want that

eXACTLY. i love dynamics like this, where over time the couple starts to fall for each other but they dont realize the other person likes them so they re just PINING until one of them finally cant keep it in anymore and confesses

THE BUILD UP!!

and i feel like its gonna be the mc first because asmo keeps flirting and theyre like please stop i cant take this....i know ur just messing with me cause ur bored, but i have feelings for u OKAY ╯︿╰

[jackals-ships]

local artist very mad at shocking discovery: using references and drawing from your shoulder does in fact, work better

ignore his mouth im fighting w it but it's everyone's favorite dilf + older pic for vague ref

[bisquicklite]

10 fandoms, 10 characters

Final Fantasy XIV - Haurchefant Greystone

Dragonball Z - (Perfect) Cell

Baulder's Gate 3 - Karlach

Mass Effect - Garrus Motherfucking Vakarian

Detroit: Become Human - Detective Hank Anderson

Red Dead Redemption 2 - Dutch Van Der Linde

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - M'aiq the Liar

Breaking Bad - Saul Goodman

Arrested Development - Lucille Bluth

Man in the High Castle - Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith

I have been targeted tagged by @littlestcreampuff, and now I shall afflict tag in turn! >:D

@riellegaming, @amoebaforce, @clockworkcrane, @hopskipandarump, @hydaelyns-bitch, @unchangingeverchanging, @slumberingslothfully

[floraesky-a]

posts one writing thing me suddenly: exhausted.

[ahatintimepieces]

It’s that time of the week again! The fey prince au has updated and as a certain painter struggles to figure out what happened to him, he meets a kid in a hat, finds out home is farther than he thinks, and maybe realizes that he’s lost something... important... Enjoy!

[dragcnflame]

if american taxes are not stressful enough, please may i introduce to you ur uk bank sending their 'plz provide this info for taxes showcasing that you currently are not living in the uk' letter :)

[joyfulpolicehologram]

My husband just reminded me that I once forgot the word "yesterday" existed.

I called it "last morning"

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

[b4kuch1n]

your pokemon comics are so so good. they fill me with emotions. leon, gloria, and hop are my favorites ever and going through your tags for them makes me cry its so good

I'm really glad you enjoy what I make for them!! they're very dear to me too. every day I think about the tangle of life and the great work that is sitting with each other while we sort it out

[sparrowsparadise]

i found a site that has HD screenshots of the witcher so now i'm sharing the screenshots of basil with the discord and WHEW it's gettin HOT in here 🥵

[killbaned]

rufus when he knows what "nails done" in a sentence means and i keep talking about it and it keeps not happening

[tsaiko]

Okay. So I get on the subway right, and sit in an open seat. Across the aisle and one seat down is a man and a woman, mid to late twenties. They are having furious whispered conversation with each other. Like you can tell they are trying to be quiet but emotions are high. it's tense. Which I don't notice at first but quickly pick up on.

After being a nosy shit while pretending to play on my phone, I figure out what is going on. These two are talking about the future of their relationship. I mean, odd place to have that discussion on a subway during rush hour, but whatever. It's drama that doesn't involve me. He wants to move forward with their relationship, possible move or move into together, and she wants to slow down.

Suddenly, he breaks in with a story about how his mom hates the city but she moved to New York to stay with his dad and has lived there for twenty years now. Because relationships are about sacrifices. At which point girlfriend is like "Okay, what have you sacrificed for our relationship?"

And boyfriend's example involved the time he missed doing something - I couldn't hear what - with his friends to go with her to her sister's wedding. She was 100% not impressed with his answer and it showed on her face.

They go back to their whisper argument and I can't pick up what they are saying to each other. Then suddenly, clear as day, girlfriend asked him "Name one thing I am interested in."

Homeboy just froze. He had no answer. The lights were on and no one was home. You could hear the dial-tone noise coming from his brain. He couldn't name one single thing his girlfriend was interested in. Hell, he looked like he was totally confused as to why she was even asking him the question.

He tried to talk to her a few times after that, but she was just silent. And I mean angry silent. Train pulls up to the station and she gets up. "Babe, this isn't our stop." Her reply? "It's my stop now." Doors open and she just fucking walks off and leaves him on the train.

He stares at her for a few seconds and then scrambles off after her.

My dude, I don't think you are recovering from that.

[beepmon]

the inevitable problem with saying my thoughts online more is that a lot of my thoughts are depressed/anxious nonsense which leads me to wanting to make vent posts but they don’t have much thought behind them so they’re just like saying i want to die a million times which is unpleasant for me and anyone that may read it

[yandereshingeki]

i tried to write today but every time i typed out a sentence i fell asleep with my phone in my hands please take this curse away from me

[vacantseance]

PSA

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[spacedace]

@proshipper-on-ship​ thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha

“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”

There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.

Things were going good.

And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.

“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!

At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”

“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”

Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.

The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that  surprised that Dami would be going with her.

Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.

He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”

Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.

Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.

Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.

Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.

—

Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”

Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”

Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.

“What the fuck?!”

“Language!”

“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”

“Language!”

“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”

“I’m what?”

“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”

“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”

“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”

“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”

“He likes my ass?”

“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”

“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”

“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?

“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”

“…Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”

“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”

“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”

“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”

“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”

“Why did you guys even get married?”

“For the diplomatic immunity.”

“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”

“I do now.”

“What does that mean?”