#bt tier list

[burning-thistles-bt]

Want to rank your favorite Burning Thistles list? You can do so here!

Tier List Maker

Keep in mind that you don't have to rank all of the ships, and remember that this is Burning Thistles so "ships" like SpottedThistle, WillowTawny, FinchDawn, etc., are included. Additionally, this completely disregards any character's canon sexuality, so there are options for RedFrost, SpottedScourge, etc. I wanted the biggest range possible, and, boy, did I get it, with about 130 ships listed.

Additionally, you can change how you rank the ships by typing in different text in place of the S-D system, like I did in the video above.

[jihyped]

Since Muse came out recently, I think it's time to rank all Jimin' songs (up to July of 2024) into a fun tier list!

[clykkyzz]

# kpop songs that sounds 2016 pop !!

🎮 anpanman - bts

🎮 trouble - twice

🎮 what you waiting for - somi

🎮 fire in the belly - le sserafim

🎮 believer - twice

🎮 eyes roll - (g)idle

🎤 love you guys !!

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

okay NOW I've got to finish reading Purity through a Prism

[94erz]

How did I completely forget about Ddaeng on my favorite BTS songs list?! What the fuck...

[allherfaeriesmeetinjuly]

speaking my truth, some bts songs are misses

[thinking-emoji]

this is the best possible thing that could ever happen to dnpg. They look great. They talk shit about former employers. They address phandom lore. They acknowledge the bad haircuts. They sincerely compliment each other all the time. They're willing to make more tier list videos which means more lore/bts/tea spilling/meta commentary. What else could anyone ask for

[kingofbodyrolls]

Jungkook fic recs 2023

In honor of Jungkook’s birthday, I want to share my ultimate favorite Jungkook fanfictions, that I’ve read this year 💜I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing ✨ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart 🥹

❗Most of these fics are smutty as hell, so minors dni.❗ 

If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the original fic’s post 💜And if you want more fic recs you can follow me to stay updated 🙂

BTS fic rec index → May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep (💜)(knj) | Oct (pjm) | Nov (*) | Dec (ksj)(kth) |

Emoji meaning → angst = 🌩️, smut = 🥵, fluff = 🥰, comedy = 😂. 

⭐Two point Five: pt1, pt2, pt3 [series] by @bratkook // jjk x f.reader // handyman!jk, s2f2l // 🥵🥰

📝 Who would have thought booking a handyman from an app would lead to this. sure, you wish he’d mount you instead of just your television, but you could totally be friends. Right?

🗨️ This is also one of my all time favorites! 💎There is just something incredibly hot about handyman JK 🥵 It is so good, juicy, smutty and there’s comedy in it too! Please don’t be sleeping on this one.

⭐Caught Me by @jeongi // jjk x f.reader // roommate!au, e2l // 🥵😂

📝 You hate your temporary roommate, jungkook and it doesn’t help that he’s been catching you at the most inconvenient of times.

🗨️ This is a fucking MASTERPIECE 💖 I love the banter and comedy, how JK gets on readers nerves 😂 I love absolutely every fucking thing about this and don’t get me started on the smut 🔥🔥 🔥

⭐The Forgotten Spaces [completed series] by @oddinary4bts // jjk x reader // college!au, dancer!au + e2l // 🌩️🥵🥰

📝 You’ve been dancing on the same dance crew since your teenage years, and you finally have an important role in it. It feels like life is taunting you when your rival comes back after disappearing for a year, ready to tease you every chance he gets. Will the teasing turn into more, or are you going to take him down with you?

🗨️ This is truly a masterpiece! The writing is perfection and the characters have so much soul, dimension, hurt and love. It is exceptional 👏🏾♥️ you just have to read this gem 💎

⭐McD*ckin by @jinned // jjk x f.reader // slice of life, fast food worker!jk, customer!reader, s2l // 🥵😂

📝 “So, if I’m so predictable,” you tease, running your finger along his clothed chest, “what am I going to do next?”

🗨️ I’d like to order a McChicken please 🙋🏾‍♀️🥵💦 this was funny, and actually made me laugh like a freak at some points 🤣 also the second hand embarrassment 😳🙈 It really cheered me up. I really liked the ordering menu when reader arrived 🙈🤭 also the ending, which was unexpected for me, but I quite liked it because it wasn’t “super happy and lovey dovey” like most of the stories I read, but still open 😊

⭐The Wedding Planners by @gukyi // jjk x f.reader // e2l, wedding!au // 🥰🥵🌩️

📝 Jeon Jungkook is three things: cocky, terrible, and your worst enemy. Then your best friend Hoseok gets engaged to the love of his life, and suddenly Jeon Jungkook is four things: cocky, terrible, your worst enemy, and the man you will be spending the next seven months with in order to plan your best friend’s wedding. And then, as if your life couldn’t get any shittier, you make the poor decision of sleeping with him on the first day of the job.

⭐In the Dark by @jksangelic // jjk x pjm x f.reader // threesome, f2l, mxm  // 🥵😂

📝 “I can’t get a signal on my phone, the car is dead, and I’m fairly certain we are out of matches.”

⭐Oh My God, They Were (Quarantined) Roommates 💯 by @ot7always // jjk x f.reader // college!au, roommates!au // 🥰🥵

📝 What do you do when you’re quarantined for months on end with Jeon Jungkook - S tier cuddler, workout robot, and thirst trap extraordinaire? Fuck him, you guess.

⭐Anpanman by @honeymoonjin // jjk x f.reader // bf2l // 🥵😂🥰

📝 Your best friend jungkook finally convinces you to seek therapy for your failing mental health. the only catch? the one therapist that’s within your price range is an alternative marriage counsellor, jung hoseok, and the only way jungkook managed to get you an appointment was by saying the two of you were married. will couples counselling actually be useful for your wellbeing, or will something that runs much deeper rise to the surface instead?

⭐The Boy with Galaxies in His Eyes by @oddinary4bts // jjk x reader // idol!au + fwb2l // 🌩️🥵🥰

📝 You had never thought the night sky could be found in someone’s eyes. That is, until you met Jeon Jungkook and his gravity pulled you in. Will he crush you with the galaxies in his eyes, or will you learn to explore his worlds and make them yours?

🗨️ It is a long one, but damn is it worth it! It will take you for the very best rollercoaster ride of your life. So if you haven’t read this yet, what are you honestly doing with your life? 

Borahae and happy birthday Kookie 💜 🥳 🎂 

[ofc-vi-writes-too]

Batfam members and what they’d get cancelled for/their apology

Just watched ItalianBach’s youtuber apology tier list video and inspiration STRUCK.

𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹

Bruce: there are SOOOOOO many things. So so so many things. He has been cancelled so many times that there is a blog dedicated to keeping track of BW apologies. the user is probs something like bruceissosorryagain. Personal favorite was when he ruined a pretty popular and well liked socialite by knocking over a champagne tower directly onto her great grandmother’s wedding gown. For some god foresaken reason the champagne had been dyed red to match the victorian vampire aesthetic of the wedding?? The hashtag “BWmeetscarrie” will forever haunt wayne manor.

Dick: He was literally a cop in 2020. his goose was GOT. He was trying to prove that not all cops are bad by posting to that macklemore song with the little black fist painted on his cheek and BLM on the other. u know the one. It didn’t go over very well. Even macklemore commented “c’mon bro..” This was followed by a 45 minute long apology video explaining how he now understands the harm it can cause to lump all marginalized groups into one category and how he regrets his action severely and yada yada yada hes so sorry, at the end there was a 2 minute long acrobatic performance to the song Nina Cried Power by Hozier. He also donated to several black charities following the whole ordeal. Didn’t leave his house for a week.

Jason: Ran a rage bait account on tiktok when he was like 13-15 where he posted cringe alpha sigma male mogging content, and someone somehow found out it was him, and his apology wasn’t so much an apology as much as it was “I’m sorry you were stupid enough to believe the bs I was posting, and I’m sorry i got caught. Fuck you guys btw now I have to find a new hobby 👎🏽.” The videos are still saved to his phone when he needs a good chuckle.

Tim: Said BTS was ass and BP was even worse (he tweeted it out of boredom, knowing it was gonna be bad, but not knowing exactly how bad). Armies and blinks tried to dox him MUTIPLE times but tim keeps it on lock so his info was safe. There was a boycott for WE so Bruce made him post and official apology. It was half assed and there are kpop accounts to this day that say “Fuck tim drake” in their bio. Either that or he got “cancelled” on some Jynxzi stuff. Like the whole situation to a T. Maybe both are true. He also had a ukelele in his apology vid.

Damian: called an old lady a “stupid ugly stinky bitch” on national television because she “asked father too many questions.” (it was an interview) Jaws were dropped. Nay, jaws were dislocated. Damian was too young at the time to have social media, let alone post his own apology, so bruce did it for him and sent that poor old lady a lot of cash.

Duke: Unironically said “if it’s snowing I’m not going.” the dudebros thought that shit was hilarious. No one else laughed. Duke was serious, but he felt so bad about offending people that there were tears in the apology. At least thats the story he’s currently running with.

Cass: A video of her saying the F slur surfaced. Her apology was her coming out.

Steph: Said something offensive without realizing it and didnt know what she did until she tweeted saying “why is everyone being so wierd around me?? did I do something wrong??” everyones response is either “girl please bffr” or genuine actually helpful input. She apologized less than a day later in a quick and concise apology vid.

Barbara: compared herself to marsha P johnson in an interview and when she was asked to elaborate she simply could not. The truth is, she had no idea who that woman was other than the fact that she was a good, cool woman so she was like yea omg im so her. Her apology was also a mini documentary about Marsha P Johnsons life.

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

6/18/2024 - 06/19/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; Rhys Darby; Taika Waititi; Leslie Jones; Vico Ortiz; Nathan Foad; Anapela Polataivao; Kristian Nairn; Dominic Burgess; Kay Buchanan; Relax I'm From The Future Special Edition; Articles; Fiber Arts Brigade; Gotcha for Gaza; Love Notes; Daily Darby / Today's Taika;

== Rhys Darby ==

So Rhys has decided to send us all to Costa Rica again.

The running theory as to WHY Rhys has decided to give us a topless shot is because of this lovely post by our dear crewmate Moosh, where they requested we post tits on the tl when WBD got down to below $7.

Now that was back on June 17th. Guess what just so happened to happen on June 18th?

So yes, the current theory is that Rhys quite literally did #TitsUpWBD for all of us. Just. Wow.

Source: Rhys Darby Instagram / Moosh's Twitter / WBD Nasdaq

== Taika Waititi ==

Taika was out at the premier of The BikeRiders! Lots of shots both on and off the carpet! Are those Pearls I spot?

@keshiasih's Instagram

Bikeridersfilm Instagram / TylerDisneyOfficial Instagram

Source: @fuckyeahworldoftaika's Tumblr

== Vico Ortiz ==

Vico's got so much going on! Spark comes out on the 24th! Don't tell my Mother comes out on the 25th! Spark Film / Don't Tell My Mother

Source: Vico Ortiz Instagram

== Leslie Jones ==

Leslie's gonna be doing live showes starting in Sept! Preorders are live tonight through tomorrow at 10pm local. https://linktr.ee/lesdogggg

Source: Leslie Jones Twitter

== Kristian Nairn ==

Reminder! Kristian is going to Yorkshire Comic Con this weekend! If you're in town consider dropping by! He also just dropped another episode of Spektrum! Check it out in the link below. https://linktr.ee/kristiannairn

Source: Kristian Nairn's Instagram

== Anapela Polataivao ==

Did you know that our dear Auntie directed the new performance of Red White and Brass going on in AoNZ? Well she's out at the premiere! If you're in AoNZ please check them out!

Source: Anapela's Instagram

== Nathan Foad ==

Nathan out and about with friends!

Source: MonicaHeisey's Instagram / Nathan's Instagram Stories

== Dominic Burgess ==

Dominic is up for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series for American Horror Stor:y Delicate! Keeping fingers crossed Dominic gets an Emmy!

Source: Dominic's Twitter

== Kay Buchanan ==

Our lovely leatherworker Kay Buchanan has posted some more pictures (some dupes some not) of more leather work she did for OFMD! I ran out of image room on the recap so I made a side post-- please visit it below to see more!

More parephenalia BTS

Source: Kay Buchanan's Instagram

== Relax I'm From The Future ==

One of Rhys' movies-- Relax I'm From The Future has come out with a special edition version with additional improv by Rhys and much more! The link is below! Amazon Link

Source: Luke Higginson's Twitter

== Articles ==

Our friends over at @adoptourcrew spotlighted another article related to WBD. Warner Bros Discovery Falls Apart.

Source: Adopt Our Crew's Twitter

== Gotcha For Gaza ==

The awesome people over at @ofmdaction are still looking for more writers and artists! If you're interested please sign up here! More information on the event here!

Source: OFMDAction Twitter

== Fiber Arts Brigade ==

Our crewmates over at the Fiber Arts Brigade have reached their first and second tier goal for the #ThriveAsACrew fundraiser for SAGE USA! They've put together the first and second Cameo reward (provided by a generous donor, NOT from the raised funds) and you're welcome to check them out! 1st Up is Christopher Corbin (aka Magic Man in the Republic of Pirates)! You can watch it on their Twitter/Facebook page!

2nd is Damien Gerard! (aka Father Teach)

"Interested in donating to SAGE and getting to the next tier of the Cameo rewards? Please visit #ThriveAsACrew in support of SageUSA! Haven't had a chance to see which auction items were listed today? Check them out here: FiberArtBrigade Ebay Or...Want to donate a textile item of your own to be included in round two for release next weekend? Visit the Donation Form!" Source: Fiber Arts Brigade Twitter

== Fan Spotlight ==

= Cast Cards =

Tonight's first Cast Card features Yvonne Zima! One of our lovely writers, as well as "an actress featured on the hoity-toity party boat listed as Fleur de Maquis"! Next up is Richard B. another one of the folks in The Republic of Pirates! Thank you @melvisik for keeping up with these even on your vacation!

Source: @melvisik's Twitter

== Love Notes ==

Hey there lovelies! I realise it's a double day today but I wanted to say Happy Juneteenth to all our crewmates out there. This really is an important day in American History, and it continues to highlight each year why it's so important we learn from history and we don't white wash or shy away from the hard topics of our past. Today I'd like to share some quotes/love notes from Cole Arthur Riley, and some of histories brilliant Black writers/philosophers. Take care lovelies, rest well, we've only got half a week left, and then it's back to the weekend. Sending so much love your way.

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== Daily Darby / Today's Taika ==

Today's theme is Relax I'm from the future, and because Taika is not in that movie, I'm gonna use one of my favorite reaction gifs instead. It will never get old. Gifs courtesy of the absolutely sweetest, most amazing folks out there, @bizarrelittlemew and @ofmd-ann. Tumblr would be a sad, lonely place without all the lovely gifs you both bring to it <3

[eoieopda]

[visual content blog recommendations]

we see fic recs all the time, but i don’t think i’ve ever seen rec lists for visual content (gif/art/gfx/etc.) creators! they’ve been dealing with a bunch of shit lately between reposts, tumblr garbage, etc., so i wanna shout-out some favorites. thank you for keeping us fed!!

disclaimer: this is not an exhaustive list!! if you have recommendations of your own, please feel free to expand on this yourself and/or drop some of your faves in the replies for others to see. self-promo is always welcome here, too ✨ p.s. some of these are recent finds for me, so pls expect to see more of them on my blog. eta: i will be adding more as i go!!

[bts]

@yooboobies — réka’s gif sets are *chef’s kiss* and the ART? omg. the talent!!! 😭 we simply have to simp.

@cordiallyfuturedwight — apart from being one of the coolest/funniest people i’ve found on army tumblr, i am a kayla stan because the niche themes for her gif sets (ex. bangtan turtlenecks series) feel like they’re made 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 even though they absolutely aren’t, lmao.

@hopeinthebox — the bts as reductress headline + incorrect bangtan series are probably my favorite pieces of content on the entire internet??? also, lizzy is absolutely gd hilarious. tags are 11/10. a blessing upon my dash.

@kimtaegis — i’m not visually artistic enough to say this in a way that makes sense, but annie’s gifs are just… stunning? like, the colors? idk about the process that goes into that, but i imagine it takes a lot of time/finesse to be this vivid.

@kithtaehyung — ryen is the renaissance man of army tumblr, fr. not only can she write (like!!!) but she’s multi-faceted and insanely creative with her graphic design. i want her to tutor me, lmao.

@raplinenthusiasts — ooohhhhh my god. the coloring of their gifs makes my brain go brrrrtttt. this bts x the office set is on my “always reblog” list; i’ll share it every time i come across it.

@heybaetae — this set in particular is on my “always reblog” list, no matter how many times i’ve done so already. also, idk how to describe this, but kelli’s gifs are just…. crispy 🤌🏻 like, so satisfying with the…. texture? filtering? contrast? i’m an idiot re: editing terms, but go peep them and you’ll know what i’m trying to say.

@kth1 — literally who could ever forget maggie’s 100 days of (member) series??? the amount of work that had to go into that? unfathomable.

@jeurias — i want to wallpaper my house and office with their gfx. i’m deadass.

@jinstronaut — emmeline has been doing her “a jin a day while he’s away” series for OVER 250 DAYS NOW. i have never been nor will i ever be able to commit to anything to this level.

[multi/skz/atz/svt/etc.]

@starryoong — do not get me started on starry’s paintings, sketches, etc. because i will never shut up. ever. j’adore 🫠 is also a five-star human being.

@irlvernon — my queue is probably 80% max gifs at any given time. god-tier, fr. a must-follow for carats, as far as i’m concerned.

@vcrnons — incredible gifs, lovely human, and also the writer of some of my favorite svt fics??? we stan.

@yelhsaart — i don’t have any words for how much i love their art so please imagine guttural screaming instead. asdfghjkl!!!

@hizuillu — ……breathtaking. legitimately stunning skz art. like…… i have heart palpitations.

@snug-gyu — THE USE OF COLORS. i’m always a simp for pantone-inspired sets; they just scratch an itch in the back of my brain, and BOY HOWDY, is my brain satisfied 😵‍💫

@yunwooz — again, i have no idea what i’m talking about when it comes to the gif-making process, but the colors!!! the COLORS!!! like, taking a mv that’s not super vivid/is fairly greyscale and bringing it to life? ya know????

@booskwan — you want incredible gifs? they’ve got em. you want stunning gfx? they’ve got em. seriously, idk what to tell you except “pause right here and go follow immediately”.

@haechannabelle — listen……. annabelle’s art style is 😗🤌🏻 (that’s a chef’s kiss). the use of color, and the technique, and and and — ! ALSO, i must mention that she took, like, 50 hours to compile a boycott-friendly k-pop playlist. their vibes are simply impeccable.

rev. 4/10/24

[burning-thistles-bt]

i know it’s not on any of the ship polls but i love whitewillow so much…

*grabs you by the throat*

YOU!!!!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

LOOK! WHAT! YOU! MADE! ME! DO!

i cannot BEGIN to describe the spiral of thoughts i had after reading this

i literally say this and went "hey i actually kind of strangely like WhiteWillow a lot too!!!" and doodled some WhiteWillow for you WHILE thinking "i should make an animatic out of this" and THEN later whilst STARTING TO MAKE THAT ANIMATIC i was also thinking "i wish i could include WhiteWillow on bolls but its so hard to include every main ship, what if i could do something to include every bt ship ever? oh but making a tier list takes so long, i couldnt" and then i DID. I STOPPED DOING THE OTHER THING AND DID THIS

AND IT. TOOK. ME. FOUR DAYS.

FOUR WHOLE DAYS!!!

TWO DAYS TO CREATE THE LIST ITSELF!

TWO DAYS TO RECORD AND EDIT!

I AM BARKING AT THE WALLS RN

here's ur WhiteWillow btw

[lol-jackles]

It was listed on multiple sites during the release of S3 of The Boys, that Jensen took home $800,000 for the entire show. Since most tend to believe those sites more than tumblr gossip bloggers, I'm guessing that is why people are doubting you. The other interesting fact is when you state that Jared made $300K for Walker? Aside from your cute little blog, no one in the actual industry is reporting that. It may be true, but I doubt you have any real knowledge, as Jared doesn't call you personally to review his contracts. Then again, maybe he does.

Where are these "multiple sites" you speak of? Why is it every time Anons claim there are many sources saying this and saying that about Jensen, they never pony up the sources? I've been asking for sources from y'all for years! And if their source comes from a single website called celebrity networth, it's useless because they use "proprietary algorithm" for estimating networth and salaries and have exactly zero accountability for providing accurate numbers and often inflate the numbers as click baits. Actors have debunked the site's inflated claims on their own accounts.

"The other interesting fact is when you state that Jared made $300K for Walker?"

Did you ever wonder why the Successions actors were able to negotiate pay raise from under $100,000 per episode to $300,000 per episode by the 3rd season even though the show was only getting about 550K people watching its Sunday nights episode?

"It may be true, but I doubt you have any real knowledge,"

Just read my posts in the "salary" tag going back to 2017. Boy did I piss people off! Until the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strike happened when actors showed off their pitiful residuals and revealed their low streaming salary and reiterate that actors with regular job on broadcast network shows still get high salaries under the old systems. All this confirmed what I've been saying on my cute little blog for 6 years leading up 2023. You, little Anon, is just the upteenth pre-2023 Anons in my Askbox frothing in the mouth that I ruined their fantasies that their favorite actors were not being paid the worth they think they should be paid.

How this industry conduct business hasn't changed for the past 25 years when I was in the thick of it (What I did in Hollywood and why I left ) It's actually gotten worse for actors except for those in broadcast network shows. Until 2024, then those same actors had to agree to pay cap or pay cuts during the contraction era.

"Jared doesn't call you personally to review his contracts. Then again, maybe he does."

He doesn't. I just know how business affairs departments works and what actors' quotes are when they are of the same tier as Jared and Jensen. It's why we had a good laugh over the 2018 quote ban.

One of the reasons why I started my cute little Tumblr blog in 2016 was because my twitter account got deactivated in 2015 (X). for talking too much about BTS stuff. Clearly I didn't learn my lesson about not tagging shit and got my account deactivate again in 2021 (X). A few readers think I'm Kamran Pasha, who wrote for a few CW shows and also seen his twitter get deactivated for dishing too much BTS stuff.

Nobody cares about Tumblr because it can't be monetized and it doesn't have real influence (which is why Misha Collins let his tumblr blog rot), therefore blogs rarely get deactivated. It's why I'm here.

[bteezxyewriter12]

Daddy/ 7

Pairing- Namjoon x Named Reader

Word count- 3.2k

Includes- Stepdad Namjoon, "Dumb/naive" reader, reader name not used- instead called "baby"or "bunny", all are of consenting age, corruption, Oral, pussy eating, blow job, deepthroating, cum eating, sex from behind, consented somnophilia, riding, choking, missionary, squirting, multiple orgasms, choking scare, minute smidge of fluff

Tag List- @mingtina @jaxxmine @yeosayang @delightfulmoonbanana @tannie13 @y00nzin0 @marsstarxhwa

@borntowalkaway @soulseobi05 @kpop-bambi @seokwoosmole @meowmeowminnie @nctzennikki09 @mrcarrots @yoonallthetime @namjooningera @quinsly @kendranicole1996 @jacobhey @wolfgurl2600-blog @mrskimjoon @svnbangtansworld @taeluv13 @effielumiere @moonchild-qaads @kitinae

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3 weeks later

Namjoon POV

"Our revenue has increased substantially since the release of the teaser for The Astronaut porn", Seonghwa says, "We have doubled in subscriptions, especially in the top tier subscription"

"That's good", I say, then lick her little clit, her body shaking on my bed

Looking up at her, I smirk at the way her eyes are screwed shut in pleasure

She learned from the last time she interrupted me during a call

She came into my room while I'm taking this phone conference call and her eyes opened so wide, immediately turning and leaving the room

Since she wasn't making a scene, I decided to let her stay

I muted the call, telling her to get on my bed

Then I gagged her with one of my ties because she's loud and I can't have that

It was bad enough the guys saw her fucking me on the video call

I don't need them to hear her on the phone too

I started eating her out, leaving the phone on speaker and on her tummy but she kept moving her hands and knocking it over

So I tied her arms together and to the bed using another one of my ties

Now she's gagged and bound, quiet and I'm liking this a lot

"Seems many people want to experience the whole thing with music, the YouTube videos, the series and so on", Jimin says smugly

"Seems so", I answer, delving my tongue in her tiny hole and feeling her throb on it, sending pleasure right to my hard cock

This cunt is so wet, so fucking sloppy and I'm so here for it

I fuck into her hole a few times before dragging my tongue up, licking her throbbing bump

"Mmm", she moans, the tie muffling her sounds

Sliding my fingers in between her lips, I hold her clit between them, licking over and over, dragging the flat of my tongue to the tip on her

Her thighs shake, her breasts heaving as she breathes around my tie

Muting the phone, I tell her, "Cum for me, right now"

Swiping my tongue over her clit, her body arches as she cums for the third time, moaning, her hands pulling on the tie hard

Letting go of her clit, I lick her hole, tasting her cream

So fucking good

I keep forgetting how much I love how she tastes

I don't go down on her as often as I should but every time I do, I remember why I like doing it

I don't eat her cunt for her but for me because she has the best cunt I ever tasted

Slipping my tongue up, I wrap my lips around her clit, sucking hard as I slip three fingers inside her

One more

Need to taste her one more time before I fuck her

As I move my mouth, I plunge into her, her pussy sucking me in, my fingertips rubbing on her spot

She calls me in her muffled voice, her body shaking hard

"Such a good cunt for me", I praise her

San is talking about the various video he put up for the movie trailer and the ad revenue we get from those videos is doing well

I'm listening but right now I'm too into her pussy to speak

My hand is soaked, her tight cunt squeezing my fingers desperately, like the whore she is

She's close

Increasing my sucking, I go hard and as soon as she orgasms, I pull my fingers out, replacing them with my tongue

She clenches down on my tongue, her cream coating it as I close my eyes, reveling in her taste

I swallow over and over, wanting all of it

Every single drop

After licking her clean, I sit up, flipping her over on her stomach

"Up", I demand

She moves on her knees bending forward as her hands are still tied, her legs already spread for me

My good slut knows what I want

I take a second to watch her juice slip from her cunt down her thighs, her tiny hole clenching around nothing

"Mm bunny, want daddy's cock?"

She nods, holding onto the tie so hard

"Want daddy to fuck that cunt stupid? Split you open"

"Mmm hmmm", she cries

"Good girl"

Shoving my cock inside her, I push hard, feeling her tight pussy stretch around me

I swear this is the best pussy I've fucked and that's because it's mine

I made this pussy into my personal cock sleeve, wearing her everyday

She knows what I like, what I want and does it every time

I start off thrusting into her, the wet sound of her cunt taking my cock, creaming my cock, so musical

I need to record that sound one day

I watch the white cream around my dick, a thick ring of it accumulating at the base of my cock, her stretched little hole smeared in it too

Fucking hot

"Fuck my cock bunny", I tell her, stopping my movements

She takes over, sliding along my length, bottoming me out and taking me in deeply, feeling so good

"Ohhh", she gasps, moving faster, her skin slapping loudly against mine

I have no idea what we're talking about on the conference call right now, all I can focus on is her pussy opening for me over and over

Her breathing is turning into gasps, long moans coming from her as her cunt pulses around my dick

"I'm gonna cum", I choke out, pleasure assaulting my body

"Hmmm", she nods, taking me all in, grinding on my cock, against my pelvis, her cum hole clenching in a death grip over and over

"I...I can't...", I moan, not able to hold back

Ecstacy hits me as I cum, her pussy sucking my cock as she grinds on me

"Bunny, fuck...so good"

Jesus

After emptying into her cunt, I pull out, laying down on my back as I breath hard

She calls me softly and when I look at her, she shows me her hands, asking to untie her with her eyes

I actually forgot she was tied up

Leaning over, I undo my tie, her hands dropping to the bed

She sits up, taking off the gag too as I pick up my phone and focus on the conference

"...planning on starting to shoot the movie in three days", Jimin says

"Everything is set up for a smooth filming?", I ask

"Of course Namjoon. I'm not incompetent", Jimin snaps

"It's my job to question you", I answer, rolling my eyes

Jimin starts ranting and I'm about to go off when I hear a very quiet, soft, "Daddy"

Looking at her, she's crawling in-between my legs

What does she want now?

She keeps her eyes on me, her hand around my dick, pumping me slowly

I watch her lean down, her tongue licking around head, pleasure slowly seeping in my body

Muting the phone, I ask, "Can't get enough of daddy's cock huh?"

She shakes her head, taking my tip in her mouth, sucking softly, her hand still moving

And I'm getting hard again

"Love your cock daddy", she whispers, taking more of me in her mouth

"So what is it you want now bunny?"

"Want to suck you off and swallow your cum"

I groan at her words, "Fuck bunny, you know what daddy likes"

She nods, sucking harder

Not gonna lie she's so pretty with my cock in her mouth

Like her mouth belongs around my cock

Just like her pussy does

"Well you're lucky I love coming down your throat", I answer, "Suck daddy's cock. Make me cum"

She nods, her hand leaving my cock as she deepthroats me, her throat so tight

Moving my hand in her hair, I bob her head up and down, moaning in bliss

She sucks as she moves along my length, shivers running up my spine

"So good bunny"

"Ok well that's all for this meeting", someone says on the call, "We can meet in a month or so to talk about the progress"

The others on the call agree and then hang up

I toss my phone on the nightstand, finally able to completely focus on my stepdaughter blowing me

Tears are falling from her eyes but she's not stopping, fucking her throat on my cock, knowing this gives me intense pleasure

She swallows on my shaft, sending spikes of pleasure down my spine

"That's it bunny", I murmur, watching my cock enter her mouth over and over, "So good at sucking cock"

She should be, I trained her to be amazing at it

Moving faster, I feel myself right there

Shoving her head down, I hold her on my dick, listening to her choke as I cum into her mouth

"Yes Bunny. Fuck"

She moans, swallowing and sucking over and over, the pleasure so fucking incredible

She slows down her mouth as I finish, gently pulling off me, sitting up

She swallows a few times then looks up at me

"Yummy daddy"

"Fuck bunny", I mutter, exhausted

"Are you tired daddy?", she asks

I nod, "Yeah bunny. Daddy's tired"

She nods, "Ok. I'll go so you can sleep"

"Yeah sure"

A nap sounds like a good idea

I lay down as she gets up expecting her to just leave

Instead she bends down, picking up my blanket from the floor and putting it on me

Like she's tucking me in

I raise my eyebrow at her but she just smiles and says, "Have a good nap daddy"

Then she turns and leaves my room

And leaves me speechless

What the hell just happened?

Did she....sort of...take care of me?

No

Giving me a blanket isn't taking care of me right?

No, it's not

That settled, I close my eyes, relaxed and ready for a nap

---------------------------

Massive pleasure wakes me up and I snap my eyes open

The sight of my bunny bouncing desperately on my cock hits me full in the face, her cries of daddy filling my ears

And I can't help but smirk

"Mm bad girl", I say, groggily, "Fucking daddy's cock without asking"

She immediately stops, looking down at me

"Ssss..sorry daddy. You...you were still asleep and I came to check on you to make sure you were ok. I just... you were still sleeping but your cock was so hard"

"Was it baby?"

She nods, "The blanket was sticking up too. I...I touched you and I licked your cock but you didn't wake up"

I raise my eyebrows

I didn't feel a thing

"I sucked on you daddy but you were still sleeping and...and my pussy hurt. I tried to stay off for as long as I could but I couldn't anymore. I just...I just wanted to sit on your cock"

"So what happened baby?", I ask, "You sat on me with my cock up your cunt?"

She nods

"Then what? You were bouncing on me like a fucking whore when I woke up"

She pouts, looking down, "You we're throbbing inside and I couldn't help it"

"Uh huh", I say, "Slide up"

She does, keeping my head inside her

I bite my lip seeing the creamy mess she left on me

She came

I already know that

"How many times did you cum on daddy's cock without me knowing?"

Her cheeks turn red, "Three times"

"Three?", I repeat, surprised, "You're cunt was greedy huh?"

She nods, "Always for your cock daddy"

Yeah I know

Which is exactly what I want

"Were you working on a fourth orgasm baby?"

She nods again, "And I was trying to get daddy to cum inside me"

That's interesting

"Yeah? Why?"

"Because I love feeling daddy cum in my pussy. I love being full of daddy's cum"

"Huh. Well don't let me stop you"

I'm not upset

I told her that she could fuck me awake if there was an opportunity

I fuck her awake so many times and honestly waking up to that pleasure is the best way to wake up

"I...I can keep going?"

"You better. I want your cum hole to make my cock feel good"

She nods, "I will daddy. I promise"

"Go", I nod at her

She leans her hands on my abs as she squats, her legs pumping as she bounces up and down

Her fucking hole looks so good spreading wide open for my cock, her pussy lips so swollen, wrapped around my shaft

So pretty

Not to mention the pretty cream flowing from her pussy

I don't think I'll ever not love the sight of her cream all over me

Putting my hands behind my head, I watch her fuck me

I watch the way she moves her hips as she takes me in, her tummy bulging as she circles her hips fast, grinding on my head so it rubs against her spot, then slides up my dick, doing all the movements all over again

It's like she's dancing on my cock and it's mesmerizing

Her boobs are jiggling so much, her head tilted back, beads of sweat rolling down her body, pleasure on her face as her cunt chokes my cock

I can admit that she looks so good on me right now

Hot

Sexy

That's why I wanted to fuck her

Her looks and her stupidity

"Daddy", she gasps, her legs not stopping, pumping my cock in and out of her

"Yeah bunny, I feel you. Go ahead, make a mess on my cock"

She leans her hands back on my thighs as she takes me back in, wiggling and grinding on me

"Daddy! Oh god", she whimpers, so much pleasure hitting me hard as she orgasms

Her pussy floods my cock in squirt, running in my lap and spilling over on my bed

"So pretty bunny", I murmur, watching her cunt clench around me, "Love when this cunt squirts"

"Feels so good daddy", she moans, "Your cock always feels so good daddy"

I'm glad she feels that way because it means she'll fuck me more

And I'm all for that

When she finishes, she leans forward, her hand on my shoulder, breathing rapidly

And for some reason, I feel the need to fuck her

Pulling her off me, I throw her on her back, grabbing her ankles and shoving her legs towards her body, her legs spread, her little ass up off the bed, her cunt throbbing and waiting for me to fill her

Getting my head in her hole, I push in slowly, savoring the feel of her on my dick

Bottoming out, my body shivers as she latches on my dick, already pulsing pleasurably

Immediately I set a hard pace, watching that hole splitting open in with every thrust into her

As always she takes me perfectly, swallowing my cock like she can't get enough, moaning for me like a big whore

"Look at you", I growl, "Taking daddy's cock like a pro"

She nods, whimpering

"My little cock sleeve, always ready for my cock to wreck you"

"Yes daddy. Mmmmm yes"

"Love how this cunt throbs on me, sucking me in like you can't get enough"

"I can't", she moans, "I can't get enough of you daddy"

I know she can't

It's great

"Cum on daddy's cock, bunny", I demand, feeling her right there

Slamming her spot, she cries out, her body shaking as she orgasms

And I get the pleasure I want

I need more

Slamming her pussy, I fuck her hard and rough, making her cum three more times, the bliss I feel mounting with every orgasm

Thrusting into her tight hole, I wrap my hand around her neck, her cunt becoming impossibly tight

And I just smirk at her

She looks so fucked out, fucked stupid as she keeps taking the pounding I'm giving her

I choke her, her body shuddering, wet hole spasming so good on my length

"So good bunny. Pussy getting so tight", I tell her, letting her breathe

She opens her fucked out eyes, tears falling from them

"Need you to cum like that so I can fill this sloppy cum hole again"

She nods

I snap my hips hard over and over, choking her, feeling her so close

"C'mon you fucking slut. Cum on me so I can blow my load in this coming pussy", I demand

Her pussy locks on my cock, coming and pumping around my cock, the pleasure outstanding

"Fuck", I yell, slamming my dick into her, immediately blowing my load into her orgasming cunt, "Yes fucking whore, milk my cock. Take all my cum, slut"

The pleasure lasts, making me shake as I ride it out inside her

When I finally finish, I relax and realize I haven't let go to her neck yet

Shit

Letting her go, she gasps in air, choking as she tries to sit up

I panic a little, helping her up, her whole face red

"Are you ok?", I ask worriedly, "Bunny are you ok?"

I may not care about her pleasure and I definitely use her for sex but I don't want to hurt her

I use women, I'm an asshole but I don't hurt them

She sucks in air, coughing a little

"Bunny?"

"I...I'm ok", she gasps out, "I think...I think I need to lay down for a minute..I...I feel dizzy"

"Yeah sure", I nod, helping her lay down on a pillow, my eyes widening when I see my fingerprints on the sides of her neck

Fuck, I choked her harder than I thought I did

I've never went that hard on her or any girl when I choke them

How the fuck did I lose control?

She turns on her side, her eyes squeezed shut, trying to get her breathing under control

I actually feel bad but I don't know what to do to help

"Bunny?"

"I'm ok", she croaks, "I...I'll get up in a minute to leave daddy"

"It's ok bunny, take your time. I...I didn't mean to hurt you"

"It's ok daddy. I know you didn't mean it", she breathes

Even though she said it's ok, I still feel bad

I could of seriously hurt her or killed her

Something like this can never happen again

I won't let it

I let her lay down for awhile, paying attention to her breathing, making sure it's going back to normal

The next time I look at her, shes breathing normal and I think she's asleep

"Bunny?", I call softly

"Hmm", she murmurs, her eyes open tiredly, "Oh. Sorry daddy. I'll leave"

I hesitate but tell her, "It's ok bunny. You can stay"

Why I'm doing this I don't know

Maybe it's because I'm worried about her, maybe it's so I can make sure nothing happens to her because of choking her

Maybe it's because last time she slept in my bed overnight, it wasn't that bad

No that's not it

It's because I'm worried and I want to watch her to make sure she's ok

That has to be the reason

It is the reason, I tell myself

"I can go daddy", she says, yawning

"No bunny. It's fine. Sleep ok?"

She looks at me sleepily and confused, "Are you sure?"

I nod, surprised that I am sure, "I am. Sleep bunny"

She cuddles into the pillow, closing her eyes, knocking out almost immediately

I don't know how long I sit there for, just watching her, listening to her breathes

Everything seems normal, she doesn't seem hurt besides the brusies on her neck

I move my fingers in her hair, fixing it so it's off her face and not obstructing any of her airways, ignoring how soft and silky it feels

Getting the blanket, I fix it so it's on both of us then I lay down, facing her

I don't know if I'm gonna fall asleep but I want to be right here in case anything happens

Any emergency or something, like she stops breathing

It's just for tonight, I tell myself

Only for tonight

[aimwigs]

hey I've been listening to the yard for about a year and a half and I want to get more into it ifywim do I just start watching old vods to catch up or is there any content u can recommend as a baseline must-watch

this is by no means a comprehensive list because i've only really been watching the yard since dec 2022 and my 2021 stint in lud viewing was brief and casual (didn't know what i had) but it is a fucking long list so i'll keep it under the cut. included stuff that maybe i wouldn't classify as a must watch but i wanted to include it so you can pick and choose what interests you

PODCASTS - I know for a fact there are other podcast appearances out there that I don't know of but here are a few:

the yard x wine about it - it's just the four of them and qt which means good times! this is an essential imo

there are a few eps of fear& that they appear on! specifically rec the ep with nick and aiden and the ep with ludwig and aiden. there are also a few eps with ludwig and slime (not at the same time) if you're interested in those

i've watched aiden on three different interview podcasts all are worth a watch to me: karat interview, across the bar, and good griefed (audio a little scuffed on this one but it's cute)

fucking loved nick's ep of across the bar because his outlook on creativity is super relatable to me. he also did something with safety third that i've been meaning to watch but haven't yet!

VIDEOS AND STREAMS - there's a lot here but i'll try to describe what's what

mogul money ft the yard - this is the full vod, there's also a cut down video. extremely fun watch

nick was also on mogul money live (first game specifically) and he and aiden appear in the bts video a little bit

qt posted vlogs from italy! they're all fun watches and there's some good moments. one, two, three, four

qt and aiden halloween gingerbread house video. ludwig and aiden kiss in this one. i think the full vod is in god's hands unfortunately

qt and aiden make shit in an ezbake oven and make the guys eat it. fun little video. idk if the vod is out there somewhere or not

there's a cut down version of this too but the full stream of qt having all the guys do a gingerbread house competition is very peak

lud did a shit load of taste test videos with the guys for a slim jim sponsor. this might not be all of them but here are the ones i cold find off rip (fruit, cheese, chocolate, water, steak)

ludwig has done a shitload of ylyl streams with slime that you can find and honestly i have a horrible mediashare allergy so i haven't watched a lot of them but i have watched the one they did with aiden and the one with everyone but idk where the full vod is for the latter

from ludwig's fortnite mondays, there was a week where slime and nick played with jerma and sapnap. idk if any of the others posted the vod but here's sapnap's

the subathon has a shitload of stuff that i can't even begin to link but if you want the experience of the dcom series without subbing to tier 2 they watched the truman show starting about an hour thirty into this vod, tho it takes a hot minute to get everything lined up with the time stamps

halloween po unboxing where them + qt dress up as characters from scooby doo. nick looks frankly obscene as velma this is a great vod

how many flashlights does it take to cook an egg is exactly what it sounds like. it's lud slime and nick ft a little bit of yingo

they play the family feud game together in these two vods: just them and against miz/otk (can't stand miz but it was still good)

RECENT STUFF - aka stuff you probably know about or have seen because you've been around a year and a half but i figured i'd include them anyway since they happened off the pod

two months ago they all played fortnite on lud's stream and it was awesome

both the show matches of the ludwig tarik invitationals are worth watching if you're into valo! the first one is team mogul v otv and they're split up in the second. if the timestamps are broken it's 2h30 in both vods

the rivals 2 tournament is fun! i don't understand shit about fighting games but i love to see the boys play

cdawgva ski vod with lud and aiden from the japan trip! there's also a cut down version of youtube but i found it a fun watch

recency bias alert: they all played in creator dodgeball

the qt and aiden winter cocktail tierlist stream was so good like genuinely a stream of all time to me. ludwig hangs around for parts of it

the yard doing the dougdoug fast food challenge is a MUST WATCH! they celebrate and they suffer what could be more beautiful

otv's fear pong video with them is so fucking good. SO GOOD!

and finally i guess i should mention beerio because it just happened LOL

[bangtanhoneys]

BTS Wedding Series: Food/Cake Tasting

SEOKJIN

If there was one thing Seokjin was adamant about in the whole wedding planning, it was the food. He had cooked for the boys for the past 10+ years, he had been on enough variety shows with food, he did enough of his own mukbang videos to affirmatively say that he was a foodie. And when it came to the cake, the two of you had worked out a design and the flavours you wanted. 

However, the whole food situation was firmly in his hands. 

There had been emails back and forth to the hotel on Jeju island with menus, a private phone call with the chef and a presentation by Zoom by said chef over the various Korean meals that the kitchen could provide. 

“Would it be possible to have a variation? Such as buffet stations and grazing tables laid out for everyone to pick from, to include different cultures but to include Korea as the main food as well,” Seokjin asked after going through your pinterest board where you had kept some of your ideas.

The chef in question glanced up, surprised as he was used to dealing with couples who went strictly with traditional Korean wedding food and never varied outside of that. His team were muttering in the background and there was various clicking, as they went through their own Google images to figure out what Seokjin was asking of him.

“We’re looking at a varied buffet rather than your strict sit down meal. I love American and Indian dishes, Seokjin loves Korean food and burgers. My parents prefer sushi yet they love Thai food. We have such a variation coming that we want to cover all aspects,” you summarised. And then the chef got it.

“Ah, I see! Right okay, so let’s do foods from around the world then. We'll have different food stations like you say - Japan, Korea, America, Italy, Thailand, India, Spain, etc. And then have a grazing table for fruits, bread, your desserts and then of course your wedding cake,” the chef said as he drew a plan on the board behind him. If he hadn’t been a cook in this life, you would have assumed he was an artist in another.

“The cake we’re going to sort when we’re next on Jeju but for desserts, could we look at brownies, cookies, blondies, cupcakes, etc. We’re well aware of people’s different choices,” Seokjin added as he wrote down his own list of his own requests.

“Mr. Kim, this is going to cost quite a bit. I know you’re an idol but this is going to cost.”

Seokjin gave a wave of his hand in an almost imperial way, causing you to hide a smile behind your hand. Another thing you had to give over to him was the budget. 

“Don’t worry about that - when it comes to my food, I’m ready to spend the money. Do you know BTS?”

Of course the chef did as did the whole team by the way they were nodding.

“Then you know I’m a foodie and I love my food. And this one here loves her desserts so it’s a compromise and I won’t compromise on food,” Seokjin added by pinching your side, wincing at the slap on the arm in return. 

“As long as you're sure. Let us arrange a date for you two to come and try some samples, then you can make a weekend out of it,” the chef suggested.

“A weekend trying food? Yes please!”

YOONGI

There was one thing you had promised Yoongi when it came to the wedding.

Tangerines.

He didn’t know how you were going to do it but he wanted tangerines because that’s what he loved and wanted. He had already picked out a four course meal for the wedding, fully Korean, with lamb skewers thrown in because he saw them on the menu and wanted them. The cake, however, was your deal. He just wanted tangerines.

So while you were looking for inspiration on wedding cakes during the early stages, you saw plenty of tiered wedding cakes with orange slices on the sides, painted oranges on the fondant, half naked cakes with fresh fruit all around. It was all locked away for your meeting with the lady who was going to do your wedding cake for you, something you dragged Yoongi along because coffee and cake went well together.

“So, what are you two looking for?” she asked, opening up her ipad to get started on the design.

“We’re both kind of plain people. The wedding decor is going to be simple with glass and flowers and candles. White roses, white peonies with plenty of greenery. Our invitations had a hint of blue on them. But Yoongi loves tangerines so I want to do tangerine name cards and if we could have tangerines on the cake as well, or in the flavour, then that would be perfect,” you explained. 

Yoongi perked up at the mention of his favourite fruit. He didn’t know about the name card suggestion as he had briefly glanced at your ideas and the idea that you wanted to incorporate something he loved, made him realise that every single decision had him in mind.

“Wait till you see the favours I’ve ordered,” you muttered as you patted his leg, grinning slightly.

“Is that why I’ve been locked out of the spare room?” he muttered back, one eye on the lady designing the cake and one eye on you.

“Of course. It’s hell in there right now.”

“So,” the lady interrupted unapologetically to show you her design. “I’m thinking vanilla buttercream because that works well, then we can add fresh tangerines or kumquats which are slightly smaller or I can make the tangerines and flavour them. For the cake layers, since you like simple, depending on the tiers and how many you need, we could go with vanilla cake with lemon to bring in the citrus, then another tier of vanilla with pink champagne and another vanilla with maybe chocolate.”

“These sound all amazing. Are we able to have any tasters?”

“I’ll be back in just a moment,” the lady said as she laid her ipad on the table with the design still in place.

“How many tiers do we need?” Yoongi asked, seeing the design was for three tiers. 

“Well, we’re looking at 250 for the reception and the Korean ceremony,” you said once you brought up your guest list file on the phone.

Yoongi sighed. As much as he hated being put on display like that, he knew it was to keep both sets of parents happy and to have everyone who meant the world there as well. At least the legal ceremony a few days before was just yourselves, the boys, your parents and no one else. 

“How many tiers can we do for 250 people?” Yoongi then asked the lady who came out with two trays of vanilla cake with different variations of filling. 

“You’ll be looking at 6 tiers then.”

Yoongi sighed again but happily picked up the fork he was given as well as a tray of cake. “Well, we best get tasting then.”

In the end, you picked vanilla with lemon, red velvet with cream cheese, vanilla with pink champagne and then a cookies and cream tier because at this point, why the hell not. 

HOSEOK

The hotel itself had many restaurants to choose from and when it came to the wedding, especially with the amount of guests who were coming and how much you were setting aside just for the food, the hotel had sent you all the menus available. 

You wanted Korean but mixed with a bit of international food as well as the wine and other alcohol to compliment it. Everything had to be big and bright like your wedding theme and to match your cake as well which had been designed to be dripped in bright rainbow colours with gold lustre and fresh bright flowers. 

“So Festa is our contemporary European dining, the Granum is all day dining and is international and the Club Member’s Restaurant is Korean so you’ve got a good mix here,” the wedding organiser said as she showed you to the private dining area where you were going to have your wedding tasting from the samples you had picked from the menus provided.

For starters, you had picked smoked salmon with caesar salad, kimchi soup with bean sprouts and shrimp croquette and dill cream. 

Scoffing all that with your wine and grinning as Hobi made notes, you then went onto your main dishes. These had been Hobi’s picks and you could tell when the dishes had arrived, large servings of meat. Prime steak was one dish, grilled lobster was another and then lamb rack with vegetables.

If that wasn’t enough, a small pizza and bolognese pasta also arrived.

“What?” Hobi asked around a slice of pizza.

“You think we’re feeding the country?” you asked, cutting into the prime steak that was cooked perfectly.

“I had to stop myself at the sides because there were too many,” Hobi admitted as he stole the piece of steak you had cut up.

“Of course,” you muttered as you stole the rest of his pizza.

Dessert had been a combined effort as your wedding cake was only two tiers and would feed just under 200 people. Blueberry cheesecake, chocolate tart with vanilla ice cream and then orange pound cake with ice cream. And not only that, the tables would get a platter of seasonal fruit.

“This is going to be hard,” you pouted as you spooned up some of the chocolate tart. “We might have to come back and try them again.”

Hobi chuckled as he bypassed the chocolate tart and went for the cheesecake. “I completely agree. Let’s bring Seokjin and Taehyung with us next time. They're the fussiest.”

NAMJOON

Picking the food had been an easy thing for the two of you as you both didn’t like fish and had settled on going Korean with a little mix of international foods for the guests who you just had to invite. Luckily enough, the maximum numbers for your outdoor wedding were 150 and you had managed to drop that to 130 for all your friends and family then the famous people who Namjoon knew he had to invite. 

It was a bit odd addressing the invitations to such famous people and it was even more odd when they actually accepted. With the food organised with the hotel, it was time to turn to the cake. 

You two had spent the better part of a day looking up wedding cakes with your appointment with the cake maker fast approaching and settled on a design you both liked - handpainted flowers alongside the tiers of the cake, all with meaning and thoughts behind them. Specifically picked for the two of you to incorporate your wedding flowers, birth flowers, etc. 

Namjoon happily tucked into the slice of cake the lady handed over, white chocolate passionfruit while she handed you coffee and walnuts. If there was something you both were adamant on, it was the cake flavours would be unique. 

You needed a four tier cake and while she designed the flowers on her ipad, you two tucked into the next set of flavours. 

“I want to take that cake home,” Namjoon pointed towards the plate that was now empty of his passionfruit slice. 

“I’m loving this raspberry and white chocolate,” you added as you cut a bit off with your fork and handed it over to your future groom.

“This is going to be so hard,” he muttered around the mouthful of cake and turned the plate that held his lemon slice. “But I think I’ve made my choices.”

“Oh? Already?” you asked, licking off some of the raspberry buttercream. 

“I want that passionfruit, as well as your raspberry one and I think we just need plain vanilla for the boring people. And I think we need a chocolate layer, maybe with caramel and I want a lemon layer as well,” Namjoon picked off, still happily munching on the lemon cake. 

You thought for a moment, thinking of all the people who were coming and if any of them were allergic to anything in those flavours and nothing was springing out at you. And when the lady showed you the design of greenery, daisies, white roses, peonies and little forget me nots - everything just fell into place.

“All those flavours and that cake design please.”

JIMIN

You didn’t know where the number of guests had come from but you somehow reached the 150 mark which was just a little squeeze for your venue but they had managed to confirm those numbers for the ceremony then the reception afterwards. You had picked and confirmed a cake well beforehand, settling on a five tier white cake but with fresh ivory and light pink flowers cascading around the cake itself. With flavours of vanilla, strawberry, lemon and raspberry, it had been sorted before you had even figured out your actual food menu. 

Jimin was firm when you two had spoken to your wedding organiser that he wanted a taste of Busan in his menus with Busan eomuk (fish cakes) and Milmyeon so he had something of home in the menu which was completely western. Of course, the hotel were happy to agree so they organised a menu specifically for your food tasting. 

First, it was the appetiser course of two options. The famous Busan fishcakes with a side of salad and some other bits and then shredded hoisin duck tortilla stack with cucumber and spring onion.

“How is that western?” Jimin muttered to you but happily tucked into the food either way. 

For the main course, there was the option of Milmyeon, roasted sirloin with green beans, mushrooms, sauce and optional potatoes or fries. As well as a chicken option or sea bass option as well. 

“This is hard,” you moaned as you cut into the steak and almost cried at how perfectly cooked it was. 

“It’s even harder when they give you these options,” Jimin laughed as he pointed in the direction of the chicken and sea bass that was waiting to be tested.

“I shouldn’t have had breakfast,” you realised when you cut into the chicken and happily popped it into your mouth.

And then for dessert, realising your cake probably wouldn’t cover 150 people, settled on two types of dessert: a cheesecake and desserts in miniature so people got three little ones to enjoy. 

“Shall we have it all?” Jimin questioned, spooning some of the cheesecake and feeding it to you. He then dug into the crumble which he hadn’t heard of before. 

“We’ve got plenty of people who are going to have different options,” you shrugged but were happy to go for all the choices suggested.

“Okay, let’s do it,” he made a note on the little bit of paper the waiters had given him to confirm his choices. 

TAEHYUNG

Though you had realised planning a wedding in another country was going to be hard, you didn’t realise how hard it was actually going to be. The venue dressing, provided by the hotel, was in Los Angeles as well as the cake lady, the photographer and everything else. You had a makeup team flying out with you and another photographer as well as a videographer, provided by HYBE, would be making the journey with you. 

Beverly Hills had been booked up the moment your invitations had gone out and surrounding hotels as well in what had been termed ‘the wedding of the century’ by the rest of BTS. Celebrities, fashion designers, music producers and god knows who else were making the trip to be there for Taehyung’s wedding. 

It was becoming a bit of a circus but he was so excited and devoted to the whole thing, that in the end it didn’t matter who was coming. You just wanted to marry the man. 

And at least your air travel miles were accumulating quickly with the amount of times you had to fly out to Los Angeles. This time it was to meet the cake lady as well as have your menu tasting - something you were eagerly awaiting as you had to mix it with Korean as well as western food. 

Of course, having a cake for 800 people was near impossible and it had been decided early on it would be limited to three real tiers, with the other three to be fake. No one would care anyway, especially with the amount of money you were putting into the food alone. And the wedding cake design had been simple yet extravagant - white fondant with vines of leaves and small flowers indented on each layer, with gold ribbon at the bottom of each tier and then red roses sandwiched in between each tier. 

They were given a menu exclusively designed by Wolfgang Puck, one of the most famous chefs out there, and a glass of champagne each. “We wouldn’t have gotten this in Korea,” Taehyung had muttered to you when you reached the VIP section of the restaurant. 

“They saw the cheque book,” you muttered back with a laugh. 

First was a king crab cocktail and a lamb rack with salad for entrees and then for the main course, you were given a large serving of bibimbap and Korean BBQ beef and a large serving of steak and Japanese kanpachi sashimi. 

“Definitely saw the cheque book,” you said around a mouthful of food and realised the two of you hadn’t spoken in the hour you had arrived at your table and served your food. 

“Well, it is delicious,” Taehyung said as he held up some of the sashimi and all but shoved it in his mouth. 

When you thought you were done, they came out with the dessert menu as well as wine menu. 

“I’m going to die,” you fake cried as you looked at the menu. “Oooh, they’ve got cheese platters. Should we have one for each table?”

Taehyung looked up from his wine menu and arched an eyebrow, “Now who's spending the money?”

“We’ve got a lot of celebrities to impress. So is that a yes?”

JUNGKOOK

With Jungkook being Jungkook, he already had a cake designed the moment you had talked about it. He had spent an agonising night on his ipad, drawing and redrawing, looking up inspiration and even turning to ARMY’s pictures to see if they had any inspiration to fulfil their fantasies. 

With nothing truly popping up, Jungkook had to simply turn to his imagination and wonder if it would work. And with the colour scheme you two had come up with, it was a little hard. 

“So, this is the design I’ve been working on,” Jungkook said to the cake designer who you had set up an appointment with over a week ago. 

The cake designer took the offered ipad and used his fingers to zoom in on the design, then back out. “It shouldn’t be a problem and it’s quite unique, it’s not something I’ve seen before. Let me draw my version with some ideas of cake layers and see what you two think.”

You eyed Jungkook suspiciously and wondered what he had cooked up.

“It represents all of us,” Jungkook explained as he patted your knee, taking the ipad back and shoving it into his ever present black backpack. 

With you travelling all the way to Busan to have this meeting as well as to sort out your food at the hotel, you hoped to have everything boxed up and done so you were putting a bit of faith in Jungkook and his cake. 

“So, I think for the bottom layer, we should do some kind of chocolate,” the cake designer explained as he turned his own ipad around to show the two of you. He had replicated what Jungkook had drawn but into something easier for a cake. 

The bottom layer had a marble effect with white base with a hint of black and purple in the marble effect. The second layer was pure purple with vanilla as its flavouring and then the top tier was pure white with strawberry champagne flavouring and white orchids dotted between the layers. 

“You included ARMY,” you whisper as you take the offered ipad and look at the intricate details in the marble that look like they were done on purpose. 

“Maybe it would be worth getting some kind of cake topper to represent that and you two,” the cake designer explained as he got up to get the suggested cake layers. 

It didn’t take Jungkook long to get his phone out and start looking.