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#but not really video games specifically the way fall guy is to movies
crunchycrystals · 4 months
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fall guy brain rot time !!!!!!! i was wondering why i enjoyed this more than free guy despite me thinking objectively free guy's plot has less holes in it so i do consider the plot objectively better, but then i realized like fall guy just feels so much more sincere to me. every aspect of it is coated in this love for film and tv making and the medium as a whole
#crunchyposts#movies#i love them both dont get me wrong im just having a fall guy moment rn !!!!!#i left the theater and realized damn none of the jokes i could really remember punched down on anyone#meanwhile cough cough gamer sock joke in free guy. i hate that joke lol#i think free guy's a pretty sincere movie too just like. you know what im getting at right#the emotional beats of fall guy just feel so much more intense than free guy thats a bit of a trade off for reynolds' sarcasm and stuff#like i do not buy his more dramatic moments but guy's one of his more sincere characters !!!!!! its all just kinda coated in#this vibe that like. corporational???? the love is for original and creative art and general#but not really video games specifically the way fall guy is to movies#i love free guy btw i just cant really express my thoughts well rn#also bc free guy fumbled the romance bag at the end a bit lol its a good ending just not as well executed as it couldve been imo#meanwhile it is the Heart and Soul of fall guy no matter what its the most important part of the movie#the free guy soul is like clearly the outside world scenes w keys and millie but reynolds is the main guy so like. they have to#take a bit of a backseat#am i making sense sorry lol im turning of rbs of this my thoughts are not in order#ill rewatch both at some point and get it together !!!!!! ive planned on rewatching both anyways#maybe im a bit biased rn bc im in the midst of a minor fall guy hyperfixation but to be fair i was also in a free guy hyperfixation#briefly#post over this will go forever if i dont stop rn lol#tfg
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science-lings · 1 year
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okay this has been going through my mind for days and I have to get my thoughts out before I explode
Disclaimer, this is not talking about a specific artist/person and would never condone or participate in anon hate or online bullying for any reason but especially this one. 
I get why people are mad about Link being portrayed as this buff, hypermasculine, tall guy. I am too (again don’t fucking attack people over it though) and it seems like such an infuriating way to change the character just to fit into some ideal of hypermasculine attractiveness or to make a ship fall into a more hetero lense by making him a decent foot taller than whatever girl he’s being paired with. 
The world of video games and action movies and every form of media ever is extremely saturated with male characters that are swole and manly and whatever other descriptors people are trying to push onto Link that don’t fit into his actual character. There are so many characters out there that already fit this male standard and having a clearly androgynous elf guy was like a breath of fresh air. 
Link was literally designed to be a character whose lines on gender were blurred, ‘a girl with a masculine touch or a guy with a feminine touch’ so that anyone could project themselves onto him. His physical design in botw/totk was specifically made to be feminine enough to wear a certain outfit to pass as a woman (which includes a nearly mandatory cutscene where he puts on the clothes and blushes after being called pretty, like you have to be blind to think that its an experience that he doesn’t like at all) and in totk there are a bunch of outfits made for Link that are blatantly gnc, ones that are practically dresses, include nail polish and lipstick, you can even dye his hair bright and vivid colors and that’s half way to giving him new pronouns. The whole reason Linkle isn’t included in more mainline loz games was because her existence would force Link into a gender dichotomy, if there's a clearly female version of the main hero, that means the main hero has to be a man, and they would rather abandon a potential reoccurring character than make Link conform to a gender binary. 
So pardon me when it feels disingenuous and even malicious for him to be morphed into these clear masculine ideals, where he towers over any female romantic partner (even when in canon he is regularly depicted as noticeably shorter than her) or even in m/m fanworks he’s really beefed up, perhaps to make the scene feel more gay or something. 
Perhaps it’s because his more twink-y/ femboy body type is so heavily sexualized (though obviously when people are sculping abs on him it’s totally not because they’re horny about it) and that’s an issue in itself that bothers me. But it’s just so tiring to see one of the very few popular main characters who is short and feminine and androgynous be molded into just another bland muscle-headed action hero over and over and over again. 
I’m not mad at the creators for portraying him differently than how I like him portrayed, I’m mad because we really do get so few characters like him in good popular media, and to be honest, I really like him the way that he is. I love that he’s tiny and has long hair and has the option to dress any way the player likes. It seems a little distasteful to make him taller than a female love interest just because that’s how straight couples have to be, there’s just never been a real straight couple where the guy is shorter than the girl, that’s just Impossible! (/s) 
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satellitespinner · 7 months
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dogtooth ; roommate!ellabs
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˗ˏˋcollab with my beautiful angel @williamssgirl ´ˎ˗
- inspired by @beforeimdeceased “chaotic roomates” series ! please go support theirs!
reminder !! do not support neil or any of his work !
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⁃ roomate!ellabs who were bsfs w u before and when you needed a place to stay they happily invited you to join them on their lease !
⁃ cooking with them is... chaotic. but some days it was good!
⁃ bumping ur hip with ellie because she sucks and she gets all blushy and flustered
⁃ abby gently grabbing ur hips to get around you
⁃ taking .5s of them ALL THE TIME!! they hate it but you love it
⁃ they have no idea how to use the ring camera you installed, one day they've locked themselves out and are begging you to let them in
⁃ "open the door it's cold out ©" "let us in.... babeeee
⁃ falling asleep while watching a movie like a literal dogpile
⁃ while beforehand yall were arguing for twenty minutes on what movie to watch because you and abby wanted to watch scream and ellie can't handle horror for the LIFE of her
⁃ (so you eventually settle on a romcom)
⁃ abby and ellie playing video games and ur sorta just sitting there staring at their hands watching them play
⁃ "did u win?" "no i died."
⁃ when you do end up playing a game with them it's usually fortnite
⁃ abby is so gentle with you and helping you through the game
⁃ "good job babe!" "show me those bike skills" "want the sniper? i know you said you like those"
⁃ however with ellie....
⁃ "BABE BABE BABE KILL HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" "FUCK HE HAS TO BE A FUCKING
BOT THERES NO WAY" "FUCK YEAH I GOT HIM TAKE THAT"
⁃ ellie putting her hands on urs on the controller when their first teaching you how to play and whenever she gets touchy <3
⁃ sitting on their laps while they play...
⁃ sleepover with them go NUTS
⁃ ellie buys SO MUCH SOUR CANDY
⁃ abby fucking HATES sour candy and you and ellie are trying to trick her into having a warhead
⁃ "no im not putting that vile shit in my mouth" "abby it's literally so sweet trust me" "no eat it it's just candy" "just try!
⁃ pouting to get ur way and she gives in (and immediately spits it out)
⁃ pouting to get ur way works with her no matter what
⁃ abby would be a personal trainer and also work somewhere in analytics
⁃ ellie would be a mechanic and livestream for a living (she acts like it's no big deal but she's gained a surprisingly large following)
⁃ reader owns a bakery that's also a flower shop and always brings in spare treats for them to have!
⁃ "guys i got doughnuts for you!"
⁃ you buy them flowers all !! the !! time !! and you assign really specific meanings to them
⁃ "so the poppy means... and the tulip with the poppy means..."
⁃ they're pretending to listen... (they are listening so intently)
⁃ them ganging up to tickle u at least once a day (you act like you despise it but in reality your devouring it)
⁃ FORCING THEM TO MAKE TIKTOKS WITH YOU
⁃ abby's texting you "Babe wdym I have to take a quiz on what aura I have." "can u just do it?"
⁃ omfg and forcing abby to get tiktok because she refused to get it for so long only for her to be on it more than you
⁃ getting into an argument with one of them is certainly something!
⁃ ur refusing to talk to ellie and ur communicating to her through abby (ellie is speaking to you directly and you are staring at abby "abby tell ellie im not speaking to her rn" and ur being DEAD serious... they're laughing their asses off
⁃ kissing abby in front of ellie to make her jealous when ur fighting
⁃ and whenever ellie and abby are fighting you straight up ignore them until they come to their senses and apologise
⁃ matching tattoos! you have a sun, abby has a moon and ellie has the stars V
⁃ uno and they both have extra cards under the table
⁃ "are you guys cheating" "OH MY GOD NO OF COURSE NOT-" "HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU A GAMES A GAME"
⁃ ellie standing up to get water and you yell at her
⁃ abby and ellie pull pranks on eachother all the time!
⁃ and you are constantly getting caught in the middle of it
⁃ and one time you contribute and both of them are arguing on who did what prank having zero clue it was you
⁃ and ur just giggling off to the side
⁃ the two would have such bad jealousy issues
⁃ like they see u GLANCE at another girl and they're dragging you home
⁃ and then they go "we aren't even jealous people! she was practically eye fucking you. that's why we left!"
⁃ like girl she had a whole bf
⁃ imagine covering them in lipstick kissed and taking a picture...
⁃ making them do the lipstick trend
⁃ OR the nail polish eye colour trend!
⁃ u having a hard day and they're RUSHING to comfort you
⁃ girls were STRESSEDDDD like ellie's holding you while abby's rushing to get the bath filled up
⁃ "stupid fucking bathtub isn't filling up!!! hurry up!!!!!" and now they're more stressed than you fo
⁃ the nicknames.
⁃ ellie's pretty basic with it. calling you babe, baby, honey, pretty girl, etc.
⁃ but with abby she likes to be unique with it. calling you princess, darling, etc.
⁃ and u reversing the nicknames on them...
⁃ talking to abby and she's helping u w something and u go "thanks princess!" then kiss her on the cheek like nothing happened
⁃ "she's like "tf??"
⁃ but with ellie she's chasing you around the house and pinning you down till you say she's daddy
⁃ how rewardina it is for them when ther see u aet allblushy and stuff
⁃ they would feel so cocky and proud of the themselves
⁃ abby sending you playlists and ellie showing you drawings
⁃ and the gifts they would get u ! like gift giving isn't their love language but they wanna spoil you
⁃ "oo i like that shirt" abby's already ordered it. in every colour.
⁃ like you sneak a peek at a bracelet and now it's ellie's job to keep you distracted while abby runs in and buys it
⁃ sleeping w a stuffy and being so tired and giving it a kiss on the cheek and bestfriend!ellie is all like
⁃ "where's mine"
⁃ she gets jealous with the amount of plushies u sleep with
"she's the typa girl to joke "hey mamas where's my kiss" after u get home from work and ur just staring at her like
with flour all over you from a failed
recipe
⁃ "no? okay sorry babe"
⁃ goodcop!abby badcop!ellie when u do something bad!
⁃ "babe.... just tell me where u hid my keys and all will be good" "ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP WOMAN..."
⁃ then they end up finding the keys under the couch
⁃ but u lowk hid them there cause you didn't want them to leave..
⁃ abby had a snapchat hey mamas phase and ellie was there to see it
⁃ AND ellie uses it as blackmail in the go
⁃ abby: "Ellie you're so dumb how could you get the directions wrong." "wanna see a magic trick."
⁃ abby backtracks so fast in hopes it'll save her from her fate (it doesn't).
⁃ "and that's the end of my magic show! thank u and goodnight "then ellie disappears because she knows abby will beat her ass
⁃ they have pictures of you in a gallery and you don't know about it
⁃ "is this me sleeping?" "gimme my fuckin phone back-" "you ain't seen NOTHING"
⁃ you would take so many pics of urself on their phones!
⁃ like at dinner and you've managed to sneak one of their phone's under the table and are taking silly selfies
⁃ and you take videos of them snatching their phones back
⁃ the screen is all black and all you can hear is rustling and the faint sound of ellie whining "babe my storageeee" and abby's just laughing
⁃ flipping them off by accident in a photo (both me and aria are victims to this)
⁃ you mean to do 🤘 or 👍 but instead do 🖕
⁃ ellie's feigning hurt and abby's laughing so hard
⁃ abby uses "🤣" and "LOL" but then ellie uses "😭" and "LMAO"
⁃ abby is so literal with her texting
⁃ She types like this. Always uses proper grammar no matter what.
⁃ and ellie... ELLEI TWXTS LIKE THIS
⁃ "babky were is tje Irnon" "ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUSLYIK PJNCTISNTILN"
⁃ ur the only person who can translate ellie's awful texting so you'll occasionally get texts from joel saying stuff like "Kiddo do you know what she was tryna say here?"
⁃ ellie is dyslexic
⁃ and a professional yapper which is why she likes streaming so much
⁃ abby fights the urge to tell her to shut the fuck up
⁃ and sometimes after like a really hard day at work all you wanna do is relax and they just let you
⁃ sending them paragraphs about how much you love them just out of the blue
⁃ ellie's like "??? ru gonna kys"
⁃ abby leaves you on read and smothers you when she's home
⁃ abby chronically leaves people on read
⁃ ellie greets you by slapping or pinching ur ass and abby greets you by giving you a kiss on the side of your face ellie also pretends to fuck you from the back whenever you bend down to pick something up
⁃ the amount of facetimes when you didn't live with them! and the amount you get when your on some sort of work trip
⁃ falling asleep on call and them taking secret screenshots and texting eachother in fear of waking you up
⁃ facetiming you on abby's macbook
⁃ abby uses apple and ellie uses a microsoft laptop
⁃ when ur on a work trip and they're harassing you to call
⁃ "i'm in a meeting" "answer facetime"
⁃ "gimme 5" "5...4...3.2.."
⁃ nobody's home except you and you burn yourself cooking
⁃ they are be RUSHINGGG home
⁃ "guys it's fine i literally barley did anything" "YOUR GONNA DIE"
⁃ "ARE TOU OKAY?!?" "i am literally fine"
⁃ omg the day they actually pay attention to work and your at home and they don’t have a lot of time for you is the day you die
⁃ "i'm in a meeting what's up" "im dynggg.... come back......... zhellipppppp....
⁃ and then you get all bratty and needy
⁃ "come home or i'm gonna fall ill' "YOURE GONNS
⁃ FALL ILL??"
⁃ sitting in abby's lap while she's working from home
⁃ <3
⁃ she's sitting on her chair and ur straddling her with ur face in her shoulder
⁃ biting her arm randomly and she's like "ow wtf?!"
⁃ " biting her for the first time and she's like "?!" girl was alarmed... "are you going feral what is up with you"
⁃ eventually she just gets used to it at some point
⁃ zero reaction to you biting her now
⁃ they go to the gym without you and send gym selfies
⁃ abby LOVESSS to flex
⁃ she'll never admit it but this girl is trying so hard to excentuate her muscles around u
⁃ throws you over her shoulder effortlessly
⁃ annoying her and going "watcha gonna do abby? kidnap me?" and she, in fact, does.
⁃ "let me go!" and she just pats ur ass
⁃ and ellie's always wearing shirts that show her arms off
⁃ making them kiss LOOOLLL
⁃ "awh i think we need a ship name now!" "SHUT UP"
⁃ forcing them to talk to eachother by ignoring them and then they have to talk to eachother on wether or not ur pissed at them or if ur just not in the mood to talk
⁃ them fighting over everything including you
⁃ but or not official with either of them and could go flirt around if u wanted
⁃ them showing up at whatever place u have a date at or something and trolling the poor girl ur out with and then angry dragging u home
⁃ they get SO possessive
⁃ ellie listens to boygenius and you had to beg abby to listen to them and now she loves them
⁃ ellie's got 21 savage, the weeknd, drake, tyler the creator, the neighborhood, chase atlantic, etc on her playlists
⁃ her and abby have similar music tastes with distinct differences
⁃ like abby listens to tyler the creator as well, chase atlantic, HOZIER, frank sinantra, frank ocean.
⁃ all of you love phoebe, mac miller, lorde and childish gambino!
⁃ and you LOVE kali uchis. ur the lalalala to their okokok
⁃ you discovered her when she released telapatia and have been obsessed ever since
⁃ both abby and ellie had a girl in red phase...
⁃ sleeping together in abby's bed bc hers is the biggest
⁃ ur favourite mornings are ones when you can't even get up and out of bed because abby's spooning you and ellie's arm is hung loosely over ur waist
⁃ your situated in the middle with abby on ur right and ellie on ur left
⁃ waking them up with breakfast!
"abby waking up to smelling some delicious food and hugging you from behind with her eyes closed and neck shoved into ur shoulder "smells s' good baby... wanted to spoil us even more after last night huh?" in their raspy morning voice
⁃ all ur in is an oversized tee and some white bow cotton panties (it's one of abby's post workout shirts)
⁃ the only dirt abby has on ellie is the amount of foul photos she has of her sleeping
⁃ ellie drools AND snores
⁃ latching on to you for dear life
⁃ ur shoving the pillow over ur ears in hopes she'll stfu
⁃ and she NEVER does
⁃ sleeping skin to skin with them :)
⁃ "take of your clothes" "why? you wanna..?" "no i just wanna feel u... is that okay?"
⁃ abby has soft skin and ellie has a bunch of random bruises and scars
⁃ abby and ellie are genuinely head over heels for u in all seriousness
⁃ even if they don't like eachother they cope with it for you!
⁃ smooching one of them really hard and like forcing the "MMMMWAH" sound
⁃ ellie has a main insta with zero posts and a spam with 827
⁃ abby has three accounts, one for gains, her main & her stalker (for ur safety obviously)
⁃ meanwhile u just have a main which u post on all the time and a private that nobody knows about for stalking
⁃ ellie shit posts "lol" and it's a photo of a rat smoking a cigarette
⁃ and those stupid memes
⁃ (image)
⁃ sent to abby cause you made a joke about her being breedable in bed 😭
⁃ nsfw!
⁃ ANGRY MAKEUP SEX.
⁃ ellie kisses ur tummy before she eats it
⁃ and abby puts her forearm on ur lower stomach and applies pressure
⁃ abby calls u good girl
⁃ abby comforting you when ellie's going just a little bit too aggressively and manhandling you
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lafayette-paw-arts · 7 months
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Have you got any more poly Vees headcanons? :>
Why yes I do! Because these fuckers live rent free in my brain!
Vox glitches when he's experiencing strong emotions, Val and Vel will often compete to see who can make him glitch out more and they keep a running tally.
Valentino is a petty man who often uses Angel Dust to help him win bets with the other Vees. One time Vox and Velvette tried to convince Valentino that there are some names that you just can't make sound sexy. Val enlisted Angel Dust's help to prove that yes you can, and then proceeded to set the recording of Angel moaning these names as his ringtone for over a month. Vox and Velvette were caught between annoyed at that ringtone, or impressed that he was right (they'd never admit it)
Velvette likes collecting enamel pins, she has several beautifully coloured pin banners hanging from the walls of her floor in the tower completely filled with pins.
Valentino is the stuffed animal guy, the softer the better, and he adores oversized stuffed animals, he has a whole room dedicated to this little dragon hoard of his.
Vox despite being all about media actually loves books, and while he likes novels they're actually not his favourite, he loves video game guide books or the 'ology books that have little pockets and inserts in them.
All three of them love video games and will play together, they take turns on who gets to pick the games they play on that specific game night.
Velvette likes action and adventure games.
Vox loves more casual games or exploration.
Valentino likes games where theres lots of story and lore.
They all like movies but have such differing tastes that on movie night they have to rotate who picks the movie. Like at the beginning of the night. Vox picks the first movie, then Velvette, then Valentino
Vox has a really hard time sleeping because it's hard for him to get his brain to shut down. The easiest way the others have found to get him to sleep is to weigh him down with snuggles and turn on the news. Despite there being stuff to listen to and the news literally falling under his department it's easier for him to fall asleep with the news on.
(that's round 2, please let me know if anyone wants more!)
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guardian5tiger3 · 8 months
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Pick a Group Tarot Reading (general, what do you need to know?)
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Group 1 -
You guys need to know someone's getting karma. For some of you it's family, some of you some type of thief , maybe both. Something about someone cutting hair as a confirmation. Also corn? Flipping the script. Movies. Bacon. Someone's hand. A foul mouth or maybe someone says that. Something about a movie star or maybe you want to be one or that's what you should shoot for if you do , or that may be someone's destiny ?. I'm channeling someone's dog and the dog is really chubby and short. A lot of you might be falling in love, a few of you someone's falling in love with you, but if anything I see it being mutual. Some of you had your hearts broken not too long ago. Let that go , for that group, a few of you I still sense some resentment or something. Maybe they deserve it but they'll get karma trust. Even if you don't realize it's that serious. They're gonna get karma big or small. Your resentment is half intuitive , let the universe take that on though, you don't need to . The best revenge is to go be happy and fall for someone mutually who does deserve you, ok. I'm also seeing a lot about the fall . And snow. So those seasons are special somehow. Maybe next late fall is important . Someone's gonna move to a house at that time. I'm picking up on a lot about different new pets that you will consider family if you're the type to you will have a few new family members eventually. A new car. I keep picking up on work but I haven't got anything about that but it seems that that is probably how that's going to manifest. I'll keep in mind to do a career specific reading today or soon ! Keep in mind if this resonates it resonates, this reading got narrowed down a lot by the end of it. And the last part is only a confirmation for some few that it's genuinely reasonable, it will manifest for, and is only a confirmation to them to not worry and they will know who they are. Alright, there's a chance the person that you fall with is responsible for this! But you'll intuitively feel that if it's accurate. ;)
Group 2 -
You guys definitely need to relax, recharge , destress. Maybe you're forcing something somehow. When really you'll go way further with whatever it might be if you just take this time for yourself to do that okay. I know, I've been there, maybe even deal with myself refusing to chill out weekly lol. It's alright, I know it's difficult to surrender to the universe, especially when what you're going for you dont feel like you can relax until you've attained it. But it's seeming like relaxing is exactly how you're gonna get it when you hop back into this in whatever way, quickest and easiest. I know for example when I play video games for some reason if I take a few minutes to chill out and then get back to it I literally recharge and end up beating the level I was struggling on. This is a good time to focus on your own thoughts and mentalities and work with yourself. Trust me I know this might be frustrating for some of you cause.. it takes one to know one. Just try your best to chill ok. Go for some entertainment maybe. Sometimes I forget how nice it is to just lay in bed or take a hot a** shower... So maybe try to brainstorm/ remember something that genuinely mellows you out and you enjoy . Peace peace you guys. & Take care.
Group 3 -
I'm initially channeling a white dog, Also lightning and thunder. Forest animals. An owl. Butterflies. Flowers. Third eye. A crystal on a third eye? Some of you may be sad ... Could be something regarding a parent or parenting. A few of you few uncomfortable in your bodies but this is totally brainwash and you're beautiful and deep down you know that. Someone's kids have no filter and maybe are mean to them omg . You need to respect yourself for who you are. There's a masculine figure in your life yet or not, that loves you a lot and sees all beauty in you. And maybe because of how you feel you doubt them but you should listen to them if they say, they're telling the honest truth about how they feel and think. One of you there's a dude with anger issues that's not who I'm talking about violence is never acceptable he can go work out or something to get that out ok. Anyway I keep picking up that for a lot of you you should eat what you want. Something about cheese. Like if you're dealing with some eating stuff somehow for whatever reason I'm supposed to suggest to you to really taste your food, like ratatouille did if you ever saw that movie, and don't wait until you're starving to eat. Get snacks in too . Drink more liquids, if digestion is an issue ,try different drinks that might help and see what works. Someone has a kid in diapers don't smack your kid you don't need to hit someone for them to know. Or yell .You need to connect with them on a deeper level and communicate with them knowing they're smart and can grasp it, believe it or not, intellectually. Kids can teach you a lot, you have to be open to it, and open to trying different things. And if they don't know something yet, you must teach them. But for you, watch out, spirit sees you, learn more patience and become more conscious about this, one day your kid will grow up and have a mind completely of their own and they will judge you how they see fit. Anyway if you're a parent here, I assume a majority of you are, either way a young kid in your lives are here as teachers , and you should listen to them and take stuff in you might not notice if you're distracted or just looking at them like they're a young minded kiddo. Some of them are ancestors, one of you knows a kid and they are from somewhere off in space, that's how I saw that literally, a different star was their sun. This kid might seem spacey sometimes , they're wise. Very cool stuff. Also something about skateboarding. Maybe I should tell you , something about the concepts of being open minded, trying new things , breaking traditions, having fun and taking risks. Learning new philosophies. Libraries. Someone knows a older kid who plays Minecraft and Roblox. Some other games? That's a good kid and make sure you are a stable figure in their life and are there for them and a good example all the time, they look up to you and it seems like they need something from you. Pay attention!
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lemon-boy-stan · 2 years
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dates with nct 127
TAEYONG
Taeyong likes simple but sweet dates. A day at his or your house, where you continue watching the drama you’d been binging together through video calls. He’d probably get a takeout meal, like the ones you eat in the little paper boxes. Taeyong’s couch is so comfy, with all the cute pillows he has; and he’d offer to get you a blanket if you’re cold, so you guys would end up cuddling together, too. It’d be late by the end of the night, and he doesn’t want you to go home by yourself, so he suggests you sleep over. You’re already comfortable where you are, so you agree to stay over. The two of you end up falling asleep with his arms around you on his couch. 
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TAEIL
Taeil also likes simple dates, but there’s a difference between dates with Taeyong and dates with Taeil. For Taeil, dates with him will always end with the two of you getting laid. While Taeyong waits until maybe the fifth or fourth date, Taeil’s message is clear. He’ll order an expensive but small meal, complete with a bottle of champagne. At first, you don’t notice all the little comments and teasing he’s giving you, but by the time he decides to watch a movie, neither of you are concentrating on the movie. 
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JOHNNY
Ok, so Johnny likes spending money on his girl, and what better way to burn money than an amusement park? We're talking games, food, matching headbands, all that cute sappy stuff. He won’t go on any scary rides, just the calm ones, but Johnny’s forte is carnival games. He will spend thousands of dollars playing rounds and rounds of games just to get you the stuffed animal you want; but he’s mean too, because you suck at games. He’ll laugh at you when you miss all three rounds in darts. “Oh my god, baby, you’re horrible. Alright, which one do you want? I’ll do it.” 
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YUTA
Yuta also loves spending his money on you, but this is shown in a completely different way to amusement parks. He’ll take you out to a fancy restaurant, and give you a little teal box before the date starts. You’re shocked by his generosity and the amount of money he spent on you. It’s probably a hotpot restaurant, so he insists on cooking the meat for you himself. He’d be the type to hold your hand while you eat, sometimes playful with you as he feeds you. After, he’d drive you home and walk you to the front door of your house where he kisses you goodbye. 
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MARK
Mark is such a sweetheart boyfriend. He’d take you to one of those drive-in movie theatres, like the type where you can sit under the stars in your car and watch movies. He’d bring a thousand blankets and pillows and would push back his seats so there’s enough room to lie down and cuddle. That’s all he’d do the whole night. He wouldn’t even pay attention to the movie. It’d get cold halfway through the night, and he’d notice you shivering even though you didn’t specifically say anything, but he’d insist you wear his jumper (and you never returned it). The movie, even though he wasn’t even watching, would instantly become your movie; the film that reminded the both of you of the special time you had together. There’s still a single kernel of popcorn under the boot of his car from that time he tipped the box over trying to make you more comfortable.
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Ok so I don’t know why but something about Doyoung screams college boy study dates; but the kind of dates where neither of you are concentrating on getting work done. Well, yeah, that's your intention at first. But Doyoung gets restless. "Baby," he'd whine, "come on. Let's go get icecream or something." you'd roll your eyes at this, whacking him on the head with a pencil. "I have to study, baby." now he's the one rolling his eyes as he gets up and lifts you off your seat. "Doyoung!" you yell his name shrilly. "We're," he packs up your things with his other hand, "going," kisses your cheek, "to get icecream!" and you really can't say no to that beautiful smile, even as the librarian yells at you to shut up and the other students give you dirty looks.
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Oh my god Jaehyun is sexy everywhere. He'd take you to the city with a camera but you wouldn't be looking at the camera at all because you'd bee too distracted looking at him. Poor Jae just wants to take photos of his girl, and here you are staring at him like an asshole. "Stop moving!" he'd say with such frustration, "I'm trying to get a clear shot. Come on, sweetheart. Please?" his words only make you move and pout more, "but Jaehyun! I'm trying to tease you so we can go home and make out on your couch. See, look at me bend over now -" "alright! Okay, no bending over when everyone can see. Let's go home, you brat."
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Jungwoo forces you to go to a carnival and go on every single ride with him, which you despise him for. He loves the rollercoasters, and you hate heights. You cried on one of the rides because you didn't expect the drop, and the idiot took a photo of you while snorting through laughter. "I HATE YOU, KIM JUNGWOO," you'd scream in his ears. "I LOVE YOU TOO BABY!" he'd yell back. You'd think there was menace behind the reason of him bringing you here, but actually it's because he likes it when you grip on to him, scared for your life. He likes that he makes you feel safe, so actually, it's a very sweet thought.
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DONGHYUCK (HAECHAN)
I feel Haechan would bring you to the dorms first, introduce you to the members. Then he'd bring you on one of those cliché arcade dates, to which he gets very competitive. He doesn't care if you're his girlfriend, he has to win in all the games. He's good at claw machines so he asks you which plushie you want and he ends up getting you three different ones, all of which you still have. He'd give you all the tickets he won so you can get a big prize because he loves spoiling you.
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queer-ragnelle · 6 months
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hello!! i am pretty new to tumblr so still finding my way around, and part of my current project was going to be looking into fandom space to see how some of the word of mouth and online space mimics oral storytelling. i am especially looking at villains in arthuriana and fan interpretations and headcanons for this, so any advice of where to look hereabouts would be really lovely!! ty for your time and hope you have a great day!!
Hi anon! Welcome!
Honestly I'm at a bit of a loss where to even begin. The scope of Arthuriana and what constitutes a "villain" is so vast. There are the obvious Black Knights and usurping nephews, but even those characters have more than their fair share of morally gray/nuanced portrayals depending on where you look. Medieval literature in and of itself was varied even before we get into modern interpretations and the far reaching corners of fandom. I think in regards to this, it might help to narrow your scope to specific "villainous" characters—Morgan le Fay, Sir Mordred, False Guinevere, Sir Meleagant, and the mysterious Knights of Green and Red and Black.
There's also the matter of where you intend to make the cut off. What constitutes "canon" character interpretation? Where does "canon" end and fan extrapolation begin? To my mind, personally, anything after the Middle Ages falls into the "modern" category, which would include Alfred Lord Tennyson's The Idylls of The King on our end of the divide. Speaking for myself, I don't devalue any interpretation based solely on the era of it's inception. If Sir Thomas Malory wrote in Le Morte d'Arthur that Sir Gareth married Lyonesse, then it is so. But when Tennyson claims that, no, Sir Gareth married the Savage Damosel Linet, then he is also correct. Each iteration is it's own self-contained world and anything is possible within that framework. So it is for "villains," as well.
But that said, the beauty of Arthuriana is that each new addition to the literary tradition (and I include films, TV shows, video games, comics, and every other conceivable medium) builds on what came before. I don't necessarily enjoy or recommend them all, but there's definitely a connection from one retelling to the next. In John Boorman's Excalibur (1981), Percival is first revealed as a strange boy wandering the forest who happens upon Lancelot sleeping. Percival is captivated by him. He endears himself to the knight by waking him with the smell of meat he hunted and roasted especially for him. From there, he's brought back to Camelot to begin working under Kay in the kitchens and eventually rises to knighthood. When I first saw this, I was elated. "It's just like in The Adventures of Sir Lancelot!" Go back thirty more years. In The Adventures of Sir Lancelot (1956-1957), there's a character named Brian, a kitchen boy. After Lancelot helps end the siege that was threatening the castle Brian worked at, he begins following Lancelot around, and one morning, cooks breakfast for the knight. By the end of the episode, Lancelot has all but adopted him, and enrolls him in lessons to begin his squiredom, and eventually, achieve knighthood. Sound familiar?
Could it be that John Boorman, as a child, watched The Adventures of Sir Lancelot, saw what they did with their Brian/Gareth hybrid, and said, "I like that idea, I think I'll use it for Percival." To me, Boorman drawing on that 50s show for his own work is no different than Tennyson building on what Malory had done, who in his own turn wrote from the Post Vulgate.
Now we come to the present day. Bloggers share these stories. We quote the texts. I stream movies and TV shows every weekend in the Arthurian Theater Server. We make connections from one creation to the next. You can see the web of inspirations all interconnecting. Then we branch off into our own new interpretations based on the foundations of these creations that came before. I don't know how popular an opinion this is, but I think that goes beyond "head canon," because there is no canon. Arthuriana is a continuously flowing font made up of tiny beads of details. The stories can only function with the existence of the others. It's not derivative in the same sense as one drawing a little too heavily from their favorite childhood fantasy novel. This tradition dates back hundreds of years. We're just continuing it with the technology of our time.
You want to focus on "villains." But I wonder—Is Morgan le Fay's character beholden to a specific source? How do we determine what that is? If one chooses to write Morgan le Fay sympathetically, or even outright benevolent, is she still a "villain?" Is she still Morgan le Fay? Personally, I think we should respect what came before us, and consider how that impacts the new addition we intend to create. Change Morgan too much and she ceases to be recognizable as Morgan, and I'm here to read about Morgan! I think it's important to maintain the same resonance which has kept us interested for so many centuries. And yet the basis for sweeping changes is all around us. Just as Morgan plotted to kill Arthur and seize his throne, she also rode by his side in the boat to Avalon, where he sleeps still. The range of possibilities is vast beyond imagination. So go wild and get creative, I'm not your mom.
I don't know if that answers your questions or not lol. You're welcome to send me another ask or a private message if you want to talk more.
I also open up this question to my followers for a larger sample size—What do you guys think?
Thanks for the ask and have a great day!
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You wanna see the dumbest thing you’ve seen all movie? Of course you do. I’ll try to figure out a way it could have worked. Content warning for character death, and a monster attack that I’m mostly not showing because I’m squeamish and y’all are going to have to deal with that. Yes, I, a person who used Pink Flamingos as a cinematic comparison earlier in this series, am squeamish about a scene in Prometheus. Sometimes stuff just hits you different for no discernible reason. 
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Vickers and her lifeboat quarters ejected separately from the Prometheus, so she's wandering around on the surface not that far from Shaw. Both of them are therefore in The Danger Zone when the Engineer ship crashes, intact and rolling along its circumference. Spare a thought for how seasick the Engineer is probably feeling right now, and for David's still-conscious head, rattling around like a coin in a washing machine.
But we only see Shaw and Vickers, as they realize what's coming, and start up run away. …Down the path of the gigantic ship.
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I want to emphasize, both of them do this. Do panicked people make dumb decisions? Yes. Are movie audiences predisposed to being charitable about that? No they are not, the audience expects rationality. The audience needs to be brought down to the perspective of the characters, so that irrational decisions make emotional sense. 
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You need to make people feel the disorientation of encountering something so much larger than you that your sense of space is completely thrown off. It can be done. There's an animal fear in there, where self preservation kicks in and can steer you right or wrong. Something’s too large, or moving too fast to grapple with, or both. Jacob Geller has an excellent video essay covering this topic in video games, for instance.
For movies that do that? The one that comes to mind first is Edge of Tomorrow (2014). The beach landing scene in particular gets you into the perspective of a guy who is not supposed to be there and is completely disoriented, while remaining visually readable. It sticks close to him and his panic. The danger around him is all-encompassing, and he cannot keep track of it all. This overwhelming speed returns at points throughout the movie, leading to points in the theater where I physically leaned away from the screen, like I was in the original audience for The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat. (1895)
And somehow this manages to be tense despite the fact that the man we’re following is Tom Cruise.
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[Video description: A clip of the aforementioned scene. I highly recommend Edge of Tomorrow to anyone for whom Tom Cruise isn’t a dealbreaker. In fact, you get to watch Tom Cruise die! In this very clip! It’s a tense, engaging science fiction action movie, with good bits of humor, Bill Paxton as the most unhinged Master Sergeant you’ve ever seen, and Emily Blunt plays a goddamn space marine, power armor and all. As that description may imply, I especially recommend the movie to any 40k enjoyers–it hits a similar tone. You may also find the movie listed under the title Live Die Repeat.]
But no. In Prometheus, we the audience are shown the whole thing. The entire context. And what we see is a couple of morons that seem to believe they can outrun a wheel the size of a small town.
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Neither of them actually think to run left or right. Shaw just trips, and then rolls to the side. The average human does not roll that fast, so it really drives home how unbelievably bad they are at this. Vickers also trips, and gets squished.
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[A clip from The Naked Gun (1988), in which a stand-off between police Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) and Vincent Ludwig (Khan Noonien Singh himself, Ricardo Montalbán) ends with Ludwig falling off the side of a stadium before being run over by a bus, a steam roller, and the USC marching band.]
This scene, obviously, does not work. I am, however, stubborn enough to try and workshop how it could have worked.
Vickers needs to be broken beneath the wheel, and to do so in a way that the audience won’t jeer at. We’ve already discussed the issues of having too wide a view of the action, so let’s table that. How could you keep that perspective, while flattening Vickers?
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You do have options. Maybe have Vickers do the smart thing and run off at an angle toward the sun, so she wouldn’t get any looming shadow to tell her when the ship begins falling over until it’s too late. Have her injured in the crash and unable to process what’s going on. Have her escape pod door fail to open, trapping her in the path of the ship. She was part of the corporate machinery, having petty power over others but ultimately trapped by circumstance. Make that all literal. 
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And for fuck’s sake, don’t have the entire ship fall over on Shaw a few seconds later, letting her come out okay because she was huddled near the world’s strongest rock.
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When the narrative blatantly plays favorites, my instinctive reaction is to resent the recipient of the movie’s favor. It feels like they're cheating.
Y'know what would’ve helped here, weirdly? Shaw thanking God for this. It would’ve theoretically been in character! The whole movie runs on christian logic anyway, so why not leave people wondering if there’s a supernatural power at work in the unbelievably fucked up universe of Alien. You’d swing back around to making people wonder what kind of loving god would allow chestbursters to happen.
But no. There is no god. Only the rock. You’re welcome.
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Shaw has a hole in her suit or somesuch, and thus is propelled onward toward the lifeboat, which we know contains her newly-birthed squiddo, trapped in the med-pod room.
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It’s not dead. Of course it isn’t. But what makes no goddamn sense is that it’s gotten massive. Yes, I know, Alien didn’t give an explanation for the embiggening of the chestburster either, but I am willing to give Alien the benefit of the doubt, and Prometheus just showed me a woman get killed by a donut.
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David, possibly cognizant that Shaw is his only chance to not have to drag himself around by the lips, calls her to warn that the Engineer’s on their way to finish her off.
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I waffle on whether this is dumb behavior from the Engineer. I know the movie’s reason for doing this is just to have one last action beat, and an unsatisfying payoff at the end of the film. 
The Engineer spared Shaw before. Maybe that was a tiny amount of sympathy for how she was getting kicked around. She’d die alone on this alien moon, sure, but it wouldn’t be their doing. But the humans got their act together enough to crash the ship. Maybe sparing her was a mistake. Even one of them might be too dangerous to let live, especially when we find out soon that there’s more ships quite close by.
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There was a cut bit here–I’d previously avoided showing these, but why not. The Engineer stopped and looked at the books strewn on the floor. Watched a little of Vickers’ weird screensaver wall, as it played one of the videos included in the transmission David had sent toward the moon during the journey, while everyone slept.
Ironically, most of the human material culture the Engineer gets to see is due to Vicker's disinterest in the mission, which completely failed to consider the fact that it's polite to bring gifts when you visit somebody. Her material comforts becoming the single point of cultural contact. A strange little coincidence, and a little more silent characterization for the Engineer, until David’s voice over Shaw’s radio sets everyone to murderin’.
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But because this movie is allergic to characterization, so we can’t have that. Instead, we are only using their reappearance to hit another horror movie cliché: the bad thing that's gotten back up again. Here, have a clip from Scream (1996), which deliberately did a send-up of the trope.
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Originally there was going to be a whole fight scene here, which they took out because they felt it lessened the Engineer. But as it is, they’re still reduced to a big ol’ monster with a scary face that lumbers in and tries to kill the heroine.
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Want to know what’s weird? Both Alien and Aliens solve their final alien problem by opening a door. This is literally the same thing. This is their one weird trick.
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And frankly, I can’t look at it, because what happens squicks me out. So good job I guess, the non-consentacles got me squirming in my seat. When I’ve subjected other people to this movie, I’ve shamelessly muted and walked away for a minute. Maybe at some point I’ll figure out what limit it’s hitting there for me and Litany Against Fear it to pieces, but not right now! Facehuggers are a manageable sort of unsettling, but I do not like the bodyhugger.
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The screenshot hunt for this was not fun, lemme tell you.
So, yes, the last of the Engineers on this planet laid low by their own creation(s), they’re mortal after all, ironic circle of rebirth, yadda yadda, moving on.
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You know what, I’m actually with Shaw right now. Lying face-down and having a cry is a very understandable, human reaction to all this. Good job, movie, you got me vibing with her for about thirty seconds.
Want to see how they screw it up?
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https://youtu.be/y-pE9j98jP0 da baaa, da ba da ba da ba da doodoodoo dabada daba da–
https://www.deviantart.com/pretty--kittie/art/Prometheus-Engineer-407316141 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ6JK1mPT-A&list=PLZbXA4lyCtqpMbPbUtqdnpx72tgxjSjo8&t=82 
https://www.deviantart.com/pretty--kittie/art/Prometheus-Engineer-407316059 
https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/MU/TH/UR_6000 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicranurus
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Hello friends and fans!! I finally have some updates for ya’ll!
I’ve been working on this project alone for months, specifically since the day Pixelberry announced they will no longer continue forward with Immortal Desires. I was so crushed and saw so many other players and fans feel the same way. So, I decided to start messing around with making my own fan sequel after seeing @itlivesproject @thedistantshoresproject and @nightboundthesecond doing so well and seeing amazing products. I’m going to school for a BA in Game Art and Design, and my minor is Creative Writing, and I thought this would be a good go for my first video game. And I couldn’t be more excited to see things falling into place! I now have a writer onboard! Meet Mir! @timetravesty​ Hey everyone, I’m Mir and I’ll be helping out with the Immortal Desires 2 project! I’m a writer here on tumblr (couple of months till I hit the 1 year mark😯) and am really excited to be a part of this amazing project with everyone, but more importantly, helping deliver an amazing story to a series that ended too soon! Since we might know each other for a bit, some fun facts about me 🤔I’ve wanted a dog since I was around 6. I probably listen to my Spotify account 20/24 hours in the day.My favorite video games to play are animal crossing, stardew, undertale, Minecraft, and I was pretty into Haven recently, which I highly recommend 😌My favorite ghibli movie (since I had a marathon recently) is spirited away.I’m very excited for the future of this project and please look forward to future updates! 😗Nice to meet you all!
We’re still slowly moving, but, Mir and I have started expanding upon the plot points I’ve had planned for a while. We’re confident we’re going to be able to work well together to deliver a wonderful, full story for all of you.
And I couldn’t forget Ally! @fuckyeahilovemarcolinfan​
I’ve been a long-time fan and player of Choices; I started playing in December of 2016, but I started getting into the fandom somewhere around the end of 2018, and started on an IG that I created way back in 2014. I didn’t really intend to make my IG account about Choices, but I wanted to connect with people who have the same interests as me, and to share my ideas and opinions about the book releases. A very dear friend of mine started teaching me how to collect assets at some point in time, and I’ve been kind of considered a Spoiler Queen ever since then lol. I focused on posting premium scenes because I want everyone to see those scenes since not everyone can afford them. I started making edits way back in October 2019 because I really wanted people to distinguish me. All in all, I’m very fortunate that my best bud showed me how to access these assets.
Ally has been wonderful in helping me acquire assets and just being super supportive and so helpful. She is so enthusiastic about this project and has been just giving the best vibes!
Now that you’ve met the team, time for some awaited updates for ya’ll! First, lets start with the preview!!.
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So, to state the obvious, this is everyone in their formal wear! I have also given all of the side characters formal wear, but I felt like these are what the people are screaming for! And of course, we have our lil Sethy-poo included in here too and he got a makeover! If you would be so kind to click play at the video at the top because it’s featuring a rough draft of the title song. It’s my own lil creation, however, I’m recruiting folks from my local music scene to not only help out with this project, but to help support their bands and their projects!
Super bummed that the quality of these dropped because of the formatting, but I have included all three of the new expressions I’ve created: playful, shy, and disgusted. All of the main and primary characters have these faces! I have also gotten all of the female MC sprite sheets done, most of the female clothes, and all of the hair; I’m so excited to give you guys that update in the future!! From here, Mir and I will be working on a very rough draft of the story. I will continue working on assets for the MC since almost all of the primary/main characters are done. 
The next update will likely be a few weeks from now; I’m not sure what I’ll have for ya’ll quite yet, but please stay tuned and ask any and all questions. Thank you all for the overwhelming amount of support and love; it’s greatly appreciate between me and the team.
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About me
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I had tumblr way back then 2013. The blog was deleted as my aesthetics have changed since. I am new to coquette as years ago was nymphet but had no idea it existed.
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I would love to have a pretty aesthetically pleasing blog but i like a lot of different things
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Age: ♡ I am an older millennial on the spectrum so yeah every birthday i need a couple of drinks to drown out my crisis
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Music: ♡ lana del rey / melanie martinez / marina / depeche mode / starset / three days grace / breaking benjamin/ Panic at the disco / caskets / my chemical romance / skillet / silverstein / fall out boy / avril lavigne / britney spears / poppy ..ect
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Hobbies: ♡ besides bedrotting and scrolling on tumblr i used to be able to draw but lost the ability to loss of motivation and now i cant even pick up a pencil for the life of me. I still video game. am currently playing stardew valley. you can say am still an artist but at heart
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Dislikes: ♡ bullies mean ppl in general gross pervy guys ppl that cut through a lot during traffic hours drivers that yell as if they own the roads and really strict managers with favoritism towards that one specific coworker ..list goes on
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Hi! This is for your redacted match-up game because I love reading them (you put so much work and thought into them!!) and it seemed super fun ^v^ (if you have the time for it ofc. If you can't do this then it’s totally cool and you can just brush it away from your to do pile <3 also thank you if you do this one)
What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why? It was hard to choose, buuuuttt I chose, “Greenlight” by Pitbull ft. Flo Rida, LunchMoney Lewis, because of the vibe and it’s a song that reminds me of summer 2016, which was such a fun summer for me (and it’s been in my head for the past day). No specific lyrics or verses I like since I don’t usually listen to songs because of the lyrics. Altho if they have beautiful lyrics (like Hozier songs) then more props to the song :)
What is your Enneagram type? Type 3w4. 
Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why? I like to watch really long videos, but I’m not sure if they count as essays. I watch “BHultra” a lot. I watch a lot more commentary/essay videos that are 30-40 minutes long (mostly talking about childhood tv shows or fashion/fashion history).
Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend. Didn’t have one, but I lied and said I “had an imaginary friend named Bob”, because I thought I was supposed to have one and thought the name Bob was funny.
What is your go-to way to fall asleep? Gotta have a heavier blanket somewhere on me, as well as sleeping on my stomach or on my side as well as with my stuffed animal. More often than not I have to fall asleep and listen to older youtube videos that I watched when I was a kid because I already know what happens and they are comfort vids.
If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?) I like my name, but if I'd have to change it, I’d like the name Adelaide. It’s classic and sweet sounding. 
What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why? One of my favorite audios is Milo’s “Healing Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend” because I love the parallel to the first time Sweetheart healed him, and the cuddling at the end is so cute!
What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.) I’m not sure how much hype he has, but Ivan is kinda just meh. I’m not super into the yandere thing (even though I know Vega kinda led that whole ordeal) and the rest of his videos are alright, but, don’t really excite me a whole bunch to relisten to them. (Still haven’t listen to quite a few of the other characters, like Vega, Regulus, Anton, Brachium, but I’ll get there eventually).
Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to. Gravity Falls. I’ve watched it wayyy too many times and can literally quote the majority of the episodes.
Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend? I really would like to be friends with Huxley. He’s so chill and sweet. Absolutely can vibe with the dude. Also, maybe, Guy. He’s much more energetic and I don’t think I could match his pace all of the time without tiring quickly (i usually try to match people’s personalities when I’m with them), but I think he’d be super fun to go places with, as well as I would enjoy gossiping and talking about writing stuff with him.
Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.) If I’m tired I don’t normally talk a whole bunch, but I do start thinking about life and how short and long it is, and all the wonderful things and how much I’ve grown as a person. And if I start feeling anxious, then that’s when I realize that I am way past “kinda tired” and I should be going to sleep.
Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo. Don’t have a “go-to” gas station but I always get a blue raspberry slushie/icee
Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. “𝙥𝙤𝙫: 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟗-𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐 :3 (Part 1)” on Youtube. Majority of those songs are dance songs and all those songs bring back good memories. I really like more hyper sounding music than slower songs.
What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why? Hmm roleplay asmr is probably the biggest guilty pleasure I have, since I don’t talk about it with anyone. Also listening to Nickelback would probably be another big guilty pleasure, even though lots of people like it, listening to it is still “lol you listen to Nickelback?? really???”.
And whatever else you think tells me about who you are! INFP; 99% sure I have anxiety and OCD (haven’t actually gotten professionally diagnosed bcuz of reasons, cuz oof); Oldest kid; I really like to draw, read and write; I really like taking pictures of the sky and candid shots; I’m a very nostalgic person (altho my answers probably make that obvious); Can’t watch horror movies; Love cats; People think I’m always upset or angry cuz of my resting bitch face but I literally am not usually thinking of any mean response to whatever is happening, I’m just absorbing everything happening; Not a super big math/coding person (kudos to anyone that is great at that stuff, you’re absolutely awesome for that!); i guess sort of a pushover unless I really really care about something; anddddd i'm kinda the therapist friend.
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Easy peasy- a therapist friend needs a partner who is least likely to need a therapist and/or is skilled enough at handling boundaries to know the proper place to seek therapy which is not with you. Hence, Camelopardalis!
Of course, those aren’t the only reasons. Type Threes are characterized by a desire to be loved and to be sure of that love, and Cam gives me the impression of an openly affectionate and communicative partner. He’s an introvert; you’re an introvert. You’re a nostalgic-kind of person; who better to share in that than an eons-old, immortal daemon? (Until told otherwise by God and/or Erik, the d(a)emons are heckin ancient to me.) Cam is also a great partner to pair if suffering from anxiety and compulsions, almost the most out of all the boys.
Life with Camelopardalis would be so sweet, so domestic, so full of the joy of sharing with him everyday human delights he might not take part in usually. For starters, you obviously get a cat. He objectively knew a cat would be cool, but with you, he learns to love cats. You also show him Gravity Falls which he doesn’t expect to like; he’s surprised by what a heartfelt show it is for being animated and based on such a silly concept. (He feels a lot for Mabel, as he should /lh) He loves your art but especially your photos of the sky. He puts them all over your shared house, and they stay up even after you’re gone.
Song:
Like the shadow that's by your side/ I'll be there/ For better or worse/ 'Til death do us part/ I'll love you with every beat of my heart/ I swear/ I'll give you everything I can/ I'll build your dreams with these two hands/ We'll hang some memories on the wall/ And when there's silver in your hair/ You won't have to ask if I still care/ 'Cause as time turns the page/ My love won't age at all
Though you like nostalgic songs that are more suited to dancing, I think Cam likes nostalgic songs that are more contemplative and slow. For you two, I settled on a song that’s more of a nostalgic, slow dance vibe, you know what I mean? I couldn’t resist for two reasons. One, the lyrics of devoted, lasting love suited him too well. Two, it delighted me and tickled me pink to imagine Cam listening to a nineties boy band.
Runner-ups:
Geordi is my favorite runner-up for you, because he’s another great partner for a Type Three, another boy who’s very openly loving and sweet. He’s also, if I remember correctly, canonically been to therapy already, so he’s less likely to need your services as a therapy friend. Morgan is a runner-up because I like this vibe in tandem with your anxiety; like, I think he’d be a calming, comforting presence to you. Also, you two should get a cat.
Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌
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anewkindofme · 11 months
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Can you do 8, 10, 11, and 12 for sam Winchester? Thank you so much!!! ❤️
In what ways are they different when they're regressed? do aspects of their personality or interests change at all? are they similar to how they were when they were an actual kid, or completely different?
Sam is still pretty similar to when he’s big. He’s a huge nerd who can go through dozens of books at a time! He loves going to the library. Children’s sections have changed since he was a kid and have more to do. He also likes to play computer games on an old PC. He’s a little shy and quiet. Basically, he’s a lot similar to when he was a kid but he actually gets to enjoy them and isn’t told he should focus on learning “the business”.
do they have any regression gear (teethers, pacifiers, diapers, specific toys or outfits, etc.)? do they try to hide it from friends/family?
Sam definitely has a variety of pacifiers and teethers. They’re soothing for when he gets stressed or tired. I see him wearing diapers or pull ups. When they live in the bunker, he’d have a superhero themed room. He’s not thrilled about younger outfits at first but finds ones that he likes because they’re his style. Like overalls or flannel footie pajamas. I totally see him as a baby blanket kind of guy, carrying it everywhere.
I think he tries to hide it at first, but it becomes obvious after he starts traveling with Dean again. As Dean’s life motto has been “take care of Sammy”, he’d be supportive and want to take care of him.
Speaking of soothers…the Impala is one. If Sam is fussy or tired, Dean just has to take him for a ride and he’ll knock out.
do they fall into any 'regressor stereotypes' (baby talk, loving disney movies, liking pastels, etc.), or do they diverge from the 'norm' (liking horror media, regressing to an older age, etc.)?
I feel there’s a bit of both. He definitely slips into baby talk (calling Dean “De”, pronouncing r’s like w’s, etc). He loves watching cartoons and stuff. But I do think he’s also into documentaries that some littles would find boring, such as ones about history or animals. Given how he was raised, he does like ones on the supernatural too. They just can’t be too graphic.
He doesn’t really like toys as much as he does reading books, playing video/computer games and watching TV.
I see his range varying. Maybe around 3-5, but sometimes a little older, sometimes younger.
do they have any specific nicknames for when they regress? how about nicknames they've given to their caregiver(s) or friends?
He’s “Sammy” both in and out of space, but he doesn’t protest it at all when he drops. Dean doesn’t usually hold back on nicknames when Sam’s big, so nothing really changes.
Sam only calls Dean “De” when he feels small. He refers to John as “daddy” when he’s dropped. Same with calling Mary “mommy” or “mama”. Castiel is already “Cas” most of the time when he’s older, but he can’t say “Castiel” when he’s dropped. So he says “Cas” or “Cassy”.
Send me a number & character!
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yumesei · 2 months
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hi there! you seem lovely, but the particular wording of one of your boundaries is hard for me to understand. I agree completely that harassment over internet things is wrong, but I'm not sure if you're pro or antiship? I don't consider myself under either label, but I don't condone specifically the romanticization of such dark topics. (depiction is fine of course but i just think we should all be mindful of others' motivations for writing such things)
apologies if this is a confusing ask, but I wanted to know if you agreed since I'd love to be moots with you! either way have a lovely evening/etc
Hiii! :D
(disclaimer : Im legit so bad at organizing my thoughts n English isn't my first language so ask away if you want any clarification)
I don't use the pro or anti label because I find this discourse really stupid. My stance is simply : I don't care what people do, because even if it makes me unconfortable it's not like It will stop them (put another way, I just uses the block button like it's my best friend)
I guess my stance do fall under the OG proship definition aka "don't like, don't read" and "block, and move one". But as I said before, having a label for not being a bully is just stupid to me and I also don't want to be associated with the fake meaning of proship coined by antis. Because "proship" that was supposed to be a moral stance has somehow now gotten tied up with com/darkshipping and loving every dark things that exist.
Now, like I said in my intro, I do enjoy things with darker themes, I even write them. My tumblr account is mostly about my selfship that would be considered "problematic" and or disgusting by the people falling under the anti umbrella, which is why I mostly interact with proshippers.
My selfship has an extreme age gap (1000+ - 20), power imbalance, mutual obsession, consensual violence....
Does I find my selfship hot? Yes.
Will it cause me to seek it out irl ? No, I am in the sweetest relationship with a guy my age for 2 years.
Selfshipping that is a coping mechanism against trauma and harm reduction (bc seeking that type of relationship irl would obviously be bad). And because I know that for me those darker themes are not some fantaisies I wanna play out irl, I do not judge others dark fictions even if I don't like it (I myself dislike a lot of dark themes). Because their reason for doing it might be anything yknow, and imagining something in your head isn't the same as wanting it to happen irl.
I understand wanting to be wary of people's motivations, it's fair, but being suspicious of everyone just isn't for me (also if truly immoral peoples indulges in their fantaisies through in fiction, wouldn't it be considered harm reduction too? Genuinely asking). I also feel like it's a slippery slope to thinking that reading about bad things will make you wanna commit them (the whole "video games makes people violent" once again).
Like, I feel like "romanticization" truly is about the person watching it. Personally, I watch slashers movies because I find the killers hot, I romanticize them. I have a friend writing dark romance because she likes the horror/psychological aspect of it.
At the end of the day man, my whole stance is : People do their things and I do my own as long as it doesn't hurt anyone irl.
Good evening/morning to you too!! Even though I feel was I said might not be what u wanted to hear a shame cuz you seemed sweet T-T
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shytastemakerthing · 10 months
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hi id like to request a romantic twst matchup ^_^ i dont label my gender/sexuality and the way i present myself fluctuaes but i could consider myself as androgyne (he/she). im an afro-carib with caramel brown skin, 4a curly hair. im more on the chubby side with a round face (two moles on each side) and apple body shape. i have a bit of a resting bitch face as well.. and my voice is at most monotone amd flat.
im pretty calm and mellow most of the time.. like an observer in the background. im a soft-spoken guy. usually im relaxed and unshaken, though my motivation seems to come on a whim every other day so i may seem out of it at times. its easy to keep my composure for most things and keep my emotions in check.  i have tendencies to be passive-aggressive when provoked and im kinda stubborn but i swear that im chill and friendly.
its easy for me to pick up from setbacks. im naturally intelligent but i dont really study to keep it.. its not like i dont want because, im quite self-aware, its just the lack of motivation. im also quite clever when the time comes and people still seem surprised abt it. im also a realist and i tend to give advice rather than comfort when the time comes. when im around the people i love i seem more chatty that usual, not like super loud or outgoing but im def enjoying myself.
i also laugh at like everything even if its unfunny as hell. my humor is mostly sarcasm and satire tbh. i like trying new things for the sake of trying new things. i also like playing video games, indulging in my interests (drawing, fashion, movies, etc) or whatever seems to catch my eye. ive been wanting to get a bass guitar and grow a garden one day. im also told im quite good with babies but not toddlers. quite the pacifier. my love languages are quality time and parallel play and id like to receive acts of service and words of affirmation (or the ones i give). thanks!! ^_^
A/N: Hello and thank you so much for your request, anon! I do hope that you like your match-up! Enjoy!
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I match you with..........
Ruggie Bucchi
Honestly, with how crazy his life is, between doing jobs for Leona, jobs for anyone else, trying to get his schoolwork done, being like an unofficial vice housewarden for Savanaclaw, he needs someone who is as calming as yourself, After such a long day, knowing that he could easily retreat into the safety and comfort of your arms makes his hyena beyond thrilled. It's his favorite part of the day.
Ruggie loved just how real you can be about things. Too many people just beat around the bush or try to sugar coat things when there are times where you just need the brutal honesty of a situation. Seeing how he grew up, it was easy to say that he had a similar mindset. Not everything is all sunshine and rainbows. So the fact that you'll just tell him things as they are, no beating around the bush or trying to make things better, it is something that he greatly admired about you.
Look at the hyena and tell me he isn't sarcastic in some way, shape, or form. Sure, he absolutely loved himself a good laugh, oh, but he just loved your sarcasm. It always brings a snicker out of him. This means he will also get sarcastic with you and at you, or crack some jokes as well, some being better than others.
Seeing how you keep your composure is something that's always impressed him (even more so if your the Ramshackle prefect, because if he was ripped out of his world, put in a brand new one where he knew absolutely nothing, put in a dorm that was falling apart at the very foundation, he didn't think he could keep his cool the way that you do), and he certainly thinks that a lot of the students here could learn a thing or two from you.
Oh, he absolutely loves your hair! He has seen hair like yours before, but not often. Now, he is a very dedicated partner (and also got some experience with a lot of the kids that were in the village he grew up in), meaning he learned everything about your specific style of hair. How to care for it, how to style it, the whole nine yards. If you ever need someone to work with and style your hair, he's the hyena for the job (he will even do it for free....... or maybe at least for a doughnut)
Overall, Ruggie is a very dedicated partner. He may not have much, but he finds anyway that he can be able to show that he can provide for you. Just the fact that you actually looked his way and gave him a chance means more to him than you could ever possibly know.
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crystallinechaos · 1 year
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Hello, all you lovelies! I have been writing this little fiction for a few months now. I figured I'd start sharing it here as well, one chapter at a time, that way others could see and may e enjoy. Ff7 situation of a modern woman falling into the world of Midgar, before it all went to hell. Hope you enjoy! Of course, I'll post the link to the main story as well, in case you want to just read it all.
Here is the link to Death was only the Beginning
Chapter 1
For anyone curious about the whole "do you feel it when you die" question, I can answer you. Least about my specific death. I felt it. But in all honestly, I "felt" it in a somewhat impersonal way.
I more remember the way the windshield cracked, like a hundred fine spider webs inside it. I remember the noise of the car too. Metal grinding and crackling. I'm honestly glad I don't remember the way it all felt. I don't really consider myself a masochist. I wouldn't have enjoyed knowing or cataloging broken bones or gushes of blood.
It was bad enough what I do remember. The most terrifying was the fact I was there… or had been there. And then I simply wasn't. I didn't have a form anymore; I couldn't see the red tinted world of my shattered vehicle anymore.
You know how you aren't aware of your physical body until you are? Until something jogs your brain into hard-core thinking. Like being randomly hyper aware of your hands, or how you move when you dance? Or how you get a little too up in your walking ability when you're walking by a hot guy?
Okay, I admit the last one might just be me. Anyway, I lost all that in a single second. Talk about eye openers. I couldn't feel my physical body. I couldn't see anything. I reached and reached but there wasn't anything there.
I'm not too big to admit I was terrified. It took a long time to calm down after that. Especially when I realized my terror had no noise. I felt such fear, yet couldn't make a single actual noise.
All I can explain it as is… was a warm kind of darkness, if that makes any sense. At the time I had no idea what I was or where I was. Was this seriously death? Absolutely nothing? Boy, did everyone back home have it all wrong. Maybe my brain wasn't dead yet, and that's all that was happening.
Such thoughts were my comfort zone. I wanted an explanation more than I wanted it to end. Like I said… the dark was warm somehow, and at times I felt a pressure, like something was pressing on me. This happened more and more frequently. They were a guarantee when my thoughts had me in a panic. Slowly I began to regard that pressure as a kind of friend. It was really the only difference in my dark death.
Really, my heaven wasn't great. And if I was in the other place, where was my torture? This place had an ambivalence I both clung to and loathed. Sure, death was weird and I wanted something, ANYTHING, to happen. But I was also terrified about what it would be.
So, the days passed, slowly. I didn't know which way was up even, always just assuming I was in an upright position. I thought fancifully that I could feel my body again at times. I would feel an urge to roll over and would follow through, until I remembered I couldn't do that anymore.
Phantom limb pain, maybe? I brushed it off.
Until it kept happening. The thing is, it didn't feel like my old body. It felt foreign and wrong, and I didn't like it. I wondered then if maybe I wasn't dead. Maybe I was in a coma. That could explain the disconnect but not my blank world. I could rationalize the dark, but couldn't help feeling ripped off. In the movies, a coma patient wandered the hospital or some shit. Though in the end I'd be grateful when I woke up.
Coma was a hundred times better than dead, after all. Sure, my friends and family would be worried but damn! Least they wouldn't need to plan a funeral or mourn a bloodied caricature of who I was in a coffin.
I thought about that car, my cherry red Honda, and felt bitter. I'd loved that car. It had little stuffed turtles on the back windshield and a golden snitch hanging from the mirror. Geeky sure. Worse was I was still paying on it. I wondered bleakly if it'd been totaled or could be salvaged if I sunk myself into a hole of debt.
Light started flickering across my dark little world. Not often, and that was how I became acutely aware I had eyes. I couldn't blink for some annoying reason, so my relief was not easily won. When it flashed by again, I felt indignant and put upon, to the point I imagined I kicked out. Call me crazy but at the time I was confused as hell when it felt like I had legs and feet, and that I connected with something. Something soft and somewhat pliable.
The pressure returned right over my newly discovered feet and it blocked out the light so I was grateful. The pressure was almost… stroking? It shifted side to side and I was curious. Suddenly more curious than I had been since my coma or death. Fingers crossed for coma.
I pressed back for the first time knowingly and felt almost… something lighter. Like happiness was suddenly dumped in on me, and maybe I heard light laughter.
I began to interact more. Sue me, I was bored. Curiosity could kill this cat, since I was already sure I was either dead or incapacitated. I needed some fun.
Things started happening rapidly after that. Whenever I felt the pressure, I made sure to press back. Finally, another development. I began to realize the varying pressures were different pressures. Different… entities?
I found my favorite was the smallest one, pressing so lightly as though nervous, then firming down when I responded. The next best was the most frequent, that would be accompanied by laughter or what I thought were soft words. I found myself straining to try and understand. Sometimes it sounded almost sleepy, the soft little murmur, others happy and nearly singing.
It seems stupid, but I really believed these were my family members and friends, come to visit during my comatose state. More and more I became more accepting of this body I had, rolling and tumbling through my dark world with occasional shimmers of light. More and more I began to realize my darkness wasn't endless. The cushy limitless dark that I thought I'd been rolling through seemed to become smaller and smaller.
Finally, it was too tight almost. I began to feel suffocated, and couldn't help pushing against it more vehemently. I wasn't some acrobat that could fit in tiny spaces for fuck sakes!
Then… there were screams. The dark suddenly started contracting against me, squishing and releasing for what felt like hours. I couldn't stop myself as I slid forward and found myself stuck. I don't think I'd ever felt so scared. When I felt more persistent pressure against me, I fought, pushing away and wriggling about. The screams continued for a while before weakening.
More time passed and I couldn't tell what was happening. The small space continued to contract and I felt what might have been a small opening so I tried to shift forward and go through it. Anything was better than staying in this dark claustrophobic place.
The next phase I honestly wish I could forget. To say being reborn is an experience isn't a lie at all. There were a lot of… fluids, and an embarrassing smack along my bottom that frankly, enraged me. It hadn't clicked I was now a literal baby yet. I was more freaked by how everyone was so tall and there I was… a seeming puppy being held by giants.
Then the red tint was cleared from my rapidly blinking eyes by a soft cloth and I was placed in the arms of a tired, yet still radiant woman. I can't explain the immediate connection I felt to her. Her hair was like spun gold and her blue eyes danced with emotion I found I couldn't trace out.
A tall man of imposing disposition was standing beside her bed, his piercing gaze boring into me. His large hand was firmly gripping a slender shoulder, a younger but near carbon copy of the man. I blinked as much as I could in order to bring them sharper into focus, but baby eyes just aren't reliable.
I realized quickly and with horror, that's what I was. A literal ass baby. I was horrified. Especially when the woman cradled me tighter and shifted, squeezing my baby head into her bosom. My wriggling didn't stop the injustice.
For some reason, I couldn't understand their words. I stared with growing awareness as the woman gestured and the little boy came closer, his hand reaching out to poke, what I imagined, were puffy cheeks. I slowly brought him into focus and vaguely felt a sense of familiarity.
When the woman deposited me into his arms I felt some alarm. We were really trusting a kid to hold a fragile baby now, are we? I began to fuss a little, trying to convey my dismay in the only language I could, gibberish.
"What do you think, Rufus? Your own little sister." The woman said it so softly. Her hand reached out to brush the golden hair from his face and he allowed it. My alarm grew.
"President Shinra, sir." What I assumed was a doctor called to the man and he turned. Oh, shit.
"What is it?" Oh, no. Oh absolutely fuck no.
This is a dream; this absolutely can NOT be real.
"The birth certificate, sir."
The man took it in his hand and made a small noise. "I suppose she needs a name. I was hoping for another boy. However, I suppose this will be fine. You name her."
Oh shit, no thank you, really. I already have a name. One that I'm quite attached too. And really, a whole life that I'm happy with so really… no need.
The woman looked a bit dissatisfied with his disinterested tone and I almost felt bad. Her eyes softened when she looked at us. She thought we were her KIDS. Well, the boy… Rufus was, but I most certainly was not, by any means, an effing baby!
And I didn't want to be, if my stirring memories were right. I was screwed with this family of dysfunction and greed.
"Hmm, what do you think, Rufus?"
The boy looked almost innocent. But every time one of them spoke I felt nothing but dread. I stared at him while he looked back at me. This was the guy who was going to continue his fathers stupid quest to suck the planet dry! If I was right. Maybe I was wrong. Surely, maybe they were just the victims of some Final Fantasy obsessed nut job.
Well, at least my brother would grow up to be a domineering but classically hot anime guy. God's, this couldn't be real.
"Sophie," he muttered finally.
The woman lit up while the man snorted. "From the book I read you a while ago. Of course, it's perfectly splendid."
Before today if someone had said I'd be faced with a chibby Rufus freaking Shinra I'd have been curious enough to look up the Google for it. Now, I was faced with chibby Rufus actually blushing. Nodding as the woman beamed.
"Little Sophie. How wonderful." Compared to Rufus and the still unnamed woman I'd come out of, Shinra senior was laconic and bored. Well, excuse you, you definitely aren't getting any father of the year mugs from me.
My life was over. I started to cry as the emotion crashed into me and I couldn't stop it. Damn baby body. Even as I tried to hold back the noises, they escaped my unwilling mouth and tumbled around piercingly through the air. Rufus looked alarmed and the woman took me swiftly.
"Perhaps she's hungry already." Her voice was almost drowned out by my cries.
Nothing could drown out the intent though. She unbuttoned her gown and oh my God, you've got to be kidding me!
I was going to die. I was dead, and now I'm gonna be double dead. Fuck no I wasn't going to be breastfed to top off my impending doom.
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unpopularfanopinion · 2 years
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I never understood you fiction doesn't effect reality people because it's so easy to prove it does. Did that movie make you feel something? Fiction effected reality. You guys say fiction doesn't effect reality but what you really mean is fiction doesn't effect reality if it's about ships.
You aren't delusional enough to think whitewashing characters isn't harmful. You aren't delusional enough to think propaganda doesn't exist. You aren't delusional enough to say pedophiles don't fantasize before they do their first crime. You aren't delusional enough to say racist stereotypes don't hurt people if it's in fiction.
You say fiction doesn't effect reality. What you mean is fictional ships don't effect reality. But, just like all the other examples I threw out, it really does.
Are you familiar with the conception of psychological projection? it's when you project your own beliefs onto others and assume they think the same way you do. You might want to look into that and think about it.
Because believe me we notice that you and the rest of the anti-shippers only seems to screech and scream about "fiction affecting reality" when it's about ships. Specifically when it's about ships you don't like for whatever reason(mostly because you prefer a different one) At which point you will make up any excuse to say a ship is problematic and claim it's normalizing something when it has no such power to do so.
And for the record when we say fiction doesn't affect reality we mean it doesn't affect reality the way you claim it does. Fiction by itself does not have the power to change your morals. Watching a gangster movie, or heist flick won't lead you to commit crime. Watching a slasher or playing violent video games won't send you on a murderous rampage. Reading about an unhealthy relationship won't lead you into an unhealthy relationship. People have made claims about fiction leading to a decline in society multiple times in the past. And they have always been wrong.
From Dr Wertham and his claims that comic books were responsible for an increase in Juvenile delinquency in the the 1950's
(and if you'll note, that even after comic were censored Juvenile delinquency didn't diminish until starting in the 1980's and 1990's when there was a decrease in crime over all)
And then of course in the 1990's everyone got up in arms claiming that violent video games caused violence and they trot that line out after every school or mass shooting. To desperately try to deflect from systemic and societal issues and pin everything on a scapegoat
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2021-11-08/no-evidence-violent-video-games-lead-to-real-violence-study
But again it's a lie.
So maybe you should try not continuing to lie and claim "fiction effects reality" about XYZ ship somehow leading to or causing people to fall into abusive relationships, or suddenly make people think rape and incest in real life are okay.
It's a lie, and you know it's a lie. You're just hoping people are stupid enough to fall for it
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