#but this came to me

[oddlittlestories]

Look idk if this is a hc exactly but

What if Wilson figures out that Foreman knows. He starts texting him. A new location, hotel name. Every day. Same one if it’s the same. Blacksburg VA, Hilton Downtown. Mount Vernon, Tulip Inn. Needles, Avi Resort.

And when the texts finally stop coming, Foreman knows right where to find House. To throw a case at him, because if he can get House to put one foot in front of the other, House might just keep doing that.

And he might just save the love of someone else’s life.

[kevin-sedai]

Messenger: What did you call your friend?

Fitz: Everyone at King Shrewd's court just called him Fool.

Messenger: What did you call him?

Fitz: Da- Beloved.

Messenger:

Fitz:

Messenger: What were you going to say?

Fitz: Nothing, I said I called him Beloved.

Bee: No, you didn't.

Fitz: *beet red* Yes, I did!

Messenger: It sounded like you were going to say something else.

Bee: It sounded like you were about to say Daddy

Fitz: *very quickly* No.

Bee: *takes out her dream journal* Then why did I dream of you yelling "Daddy"?

Fitz: I don't know.

Bee:

Fitz:

Messenger: It's not a big deal if you did, I just have to know you're the right person for the message.

Fitz: Fine. I called him Daddy. Once. By El and Eda, you telepathically suck someone silly once, and all of a sudden, you're lovers.

[chuckycheezel]

Incorrect Quotes: Twelvegate Edition

Will: Mike, am I ugly?

Mike: WHAT??? NO.

Will: Really?

Mike: Will, you’re not ugly.

Will: 🥹

Mike: You’re like a twelve out of ten, alright?

Will: 😳

Will, thinking: FUCK HOW DID HE KNOW??? I DON’T EVEN HAVE THE TATTOO HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE KNOW???

Mike, thinking: OH GOD I’M BEING TOO OBVIOUS, DIAL IT BACK MIKE HE’S NOT EVEN GAY–

Mike: Uh… yeah. Bye.

[wildwoof]

Do u think u can get a bingo? /jk

[sunshinechay]

So weird theory but

Is it possible that Blue is in a coma? Or was at one point? And is still in the hospital because of it?

More than once the friends talk about him in the present tense (or at least they do in the subtitles) but the way they talk about him, the words and tone they use, makes it sound like he’s dead.

So coma? Or near-permanent hospitalization?

[ifitaintbroke-moved]

This is my peak performance

Really crummy unblurred version undercut.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

*puts T into my vape pen*

Hah-*explodes*

[araliadon]

“I have declared war on the moon!” ~ Bell’s Hell’s very soon in all probability

[knifefightscene]

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[plasmalink]

I don't know what came over me to create this

[kod-lyoko]

[shortmexicangirl]

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

[violent138]

League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

[cherrycharai]

I lovvvee this little comic from Ryoko Kui 's Daydream Hours ♡. I would read a whole slice of life manga about Falin and Marcille's time together at the magic academy (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)