#can they please be normal..
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#falin x marcille#let's go lesbians let's gooooooo!!!!#listen I fully respect those who ship farcille starting from their school days it is very good#but I find it FAR funnier to think that Marcille does not realize her feelings are super not-platonic actually until WAY late lmao#let's pretend i can draw#I. genuinely don't know if this needs a mature label or any cws or not. I never draw anything that normally toes that territory lmaoooo#tumblr please don't get mad at me if I tagged this wrong!!! T_T
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“if you could pick up another language, what would it be?”
“i’d go russian. i’d love to know what geno says or has said over the years… i’d love to know 🥰 i just want to know (giggles) 🥰”
#first it was russia with geno… now it’s russian for geno… girl PLEASE#i think the funniest part though is dan going 🤨 wait. when is he speaking russian 🤨 that you want to learn it 🤨#and sid realises: oh no. i can’t say ‘when we’re cuddled up in bed and he’s kissing the back of my neck and whispering#sweet nothings in russian into my ear’ QUICK. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE#and then wild-eyed he goes on and on about oh yknow. on the bench. sometimes. at players. but also refs. but not all the time.#it’s not consistent. some times. also i’m normal i promise 🥺#also geno counting in spanish <333#in case you’re curious: hayesy ned and rusty would learn italian (rusty’s half italian. ned wants to retire in italy :’))#matt grzelyck: chinese!!! go off!!!#lizzo: finnish so he can speak with his extended family 🥺#so yes. no one else said: i want to learn a language because i want to KNOW my teammate of 20 years. only sid#also reviving my old sports blog url to use as a watermark for any iphs i’ll post#please don’t repost this on twitter (and in your discord chats :’))#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#sidgeno#inside penguins hockey#hockey#nhl
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why does every queer turn into a redpilled anti-woke far-right comedian fan the moment you tell them they're intersexist like 'stop inventing new terms 🤡🤡 why is everything a slur now 🤡🤡🤡 that one friend that's too woke 🤡🤡' like it's actually surreal how often it happens. i desperately want to know what makes them think that shits okay.
#intersexism#look i have intersex friends/family maybe more than what is usually expected#but you don't have to know intersex people personally.... to not go your whole life seeing them as either a fetishistic fantasy#or as a hypothetical argument you can bring up to own those 'sex = gender' people without actually knowing what you're talking about#i just don't understand how even the most progressive people you know can think that way#update: yea op is probably intersex so be fucking normal please
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
#spilled ink#writeblr#i'm trying to write about this really specific and wierd new experience#that i think is specific to the internet generation#where people you trust can just... say whatever??? and while most people are trustworthy#sometimes they'll just like... put ur shit out there????#and the thing is that sometimes it's GOOD - i want you to tell ppl if ur partner is being cruel!!!!!#i want u to be like ''hey is it normal if xyz happens'' ... but stuff like ''she's afraid of the dark''#PARTICULARLY when it's CLEARLY making fun of me....#what is the point of that.#this is huge and complicated and happens outside of romantic relationships too btw#like someone u thought of as a friend will be like . oh did u know she's scared of heights and it's like.#girl why are u fuckin doing that tho?#it's not a SECRET i just ...???????????????????????#and i think that gross feeling of like -- ''i can't REALLY be upset bc there's not a TRUE RULE about this....''#it's just not something talked about. bc it's so specific and yet so complex#bc how could i say like '' this is a violation of trust'' when it... technically I GUESS isn't????????????#idk maybe im just like super sensitive but please tell me in the comments/tags/etc if this is#something u have experienced (a trusted person like spreading ur shit) and if u were cool with it
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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This isn't a Gale blog but also I just love him so much I cannot help myself
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#baldurs gate gale#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#gale#baldurs gate 3#i love my wizard husband#totally normal about this wizard#larian please give me patch 8 so i can kiss my wizard more#bg3 companions#gale dekarios brainrot
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#artists on tumblr#star wars#star wars the clone wars#tcw captain rex#tcw commander fox#doodleday!#sketch#I demand justice for Fox#I demand justice for clones#Can they live normal life pretty please?#(you don't need to read all that text. it's unreadable even for me. just imagine something)#(sometimes I feel ashamed for not doing doodles better than this. But it's doodles. It's their point)
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Wars, in the campfire: anyone wanna share a story?
Fucking Wind:
#linkeduniverse#linked universe#lu fanart#perry's doodles#my art#lu memes#lu wind#linked universe wind#lu incorrect quotes#I did this in 20 minutes#my bf was impressed#but we had to get on time somewhere so I had to be fast as fuk boyyyy#we wrere joking and then he told me “hey shouldn't Wind know sea shanties?” and showed me a goofy ahh pirate meme with that song#and I was like “HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GENIUS” (he is a genius) and inmediately started drawing this while he played it on the piano lol#so now Wind knows sea shanties and sings them to the Chain#I refuse to believe Legend doesn't have an accordion in his instrument hoard#I was about to caption it “Wars: cmon guys... be normal” “Fucking Wind: ”#please caption this however you want#cause I can see Wind doing this in several situations#and Four cussing cause where tf does that music come from?
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| But something next to normal would be okay
#this proshot was absolutely fucking stellar!#please go watch it if you can!#next to normal#next to normal uk#jack wolfe#shadow and bone cast#caissie levy#jamie parker#eleanor worthington cox#jack ofrecio#trevor dion nicholas#musicals#proshot#next to normal proshot#my posts#also hi everyone! I am back again:)#much to come in the future#hopefully:P
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big fan of how when you use certain items susie and ralsei have normal reactions while noelle is stuck in the important lore character nightmare dimension
[ID: screenshots of Deltarune item equip dialogue from the Wiki.
Puppet Scarf:
No way, that's creepy. [When attempting to equip it to Susie]
If I have to fight… [When equipping to Ralsei]
(Feels like guitar strings…) [When attempting to equip it to Noelle]
Java Cookie:
It says Guts! [Susie]
It says Fluffy... [Ralsei]
I... I can't read these symbols... [Noelle]
Devilsknife:
Let the games begin! [Susie]
It's too, um, evil. [Ralsei]
...? It smiled at me? [Noelle]
White Ribbon:
Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore. [Susie]
I said NO! C'mon already!. [In Chapter 2]
Um... D-do I look cute...? [Ralsei]
It's nice being dressed up... [In Chapter 2]
... feels familiar. [When equipping it to Noelle]
Dealmaker:
Money, that's what I need. [When equipping to Susie]
Two pairs of glasses? [When equipping to Ralsei]
(Seems... familiar?) [When equipping it to Noelle]
Twin Ribbon:
...it gets worse and worse. [Susie]
Try around my horns! [Ralsei]
...nostalgic, huh. [Noelle]
Silver Watch:
(Check Text) Maybe an expensive antique. Stuck before half-past noon.
End ID.]
like 😭 it's always her
#susie and ralsei having a normal one while noelle is getting smiled at by jevil and finding wingdings in her cookie and constantly getting#nostalgic and reminded of the past. can she please get a break 😭#serena.txt#deltarune#noelle holiday#edit: id courtesy of @anistarrose!#1k
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You know what? I want a whole post for this:
Sex Repulsion is not the same thing as, or an excuse for, Sex Negativity
non-negotiable!
I am a sex-repulsed asexual. This means that I am uncomfortable and repulsed by the idea of engaging in sexual acts. This does not mean that I have an excuse to be repulsed by other people's sexual attraction or the right to police how other people engage in or express sexual acts or attraction.
Young queer people need to learn the difference between sex repulsion and sex negativity, and actively work to unlearn sex-negative attitudes. Asexuality, even sex-repulsed asexuality, is and should be fully compatible with sex positivity.
If you are uncomfortable with the idea of other people feeling sexual attraction or engaging in sexual acts that do not involve you in any way, that is not sex repulsion it is the cultural Christianity and you need to seriously work on that.
#we as asexual people have got to have a talk about this because the shit i have been seeing is NOT okay#asexuality#sex positivity#this is largely intracommunity allo people can engage w/ it but don't be clowns#original post#500#1k#PLEASE STOP TAGGING THIS AS 'CULTS' YOU CAN CRITIQUE A RELIGION W/O CALLING IT A CULT I AM BITING YOU#this barely even mentions Christianity like someone does not need to be in a cult to be sex negative. and also not all religions are cults#please be normal#other than that y'all have actually been very normal abt this one so far thank you#2k#5k
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i yearn for the mines
#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#arcane Silco#arcane Vander#Vander arcane#Silco arcane#silco#vander#young silco#young vander#digital sketch#planetvries art#my art#♈️ art#screaming silently bc I’m so normal about them#can be read as#vanco#zaundads#or not idc#and before anyone comments it— they’re not brothers#my ass is grown I ain’t got time for that#let’s get some media literacy going#anyway I’m so gay for Vander it’s actually unbelievable#please call someone I need an exorcism asap#I need Vander to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] bc I’m p sure that’d heal me#gimli voice: and they call it a mine. A MINE!#random but for some reason bc of how spindly silco is#my brain imagines him being sent into small spaces#get ur own personal tunnel twink— wait. hold up. ignore that sounds uhhhhhhhhh something
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I think that way too many people gloss over the reason why exactly those 6 men were such a big deal and a last straw for the crew and Eurylychous. Up to this point Odysseus made mistakes, yes, and people died because of them but never before has Odysseus made such a deliberate sacrifice.
Before this, he was still their Capitan - a bit arrogant, too prone to playing into Gods' Games and with a damnation right on his heels - but still on their side. Not to mention that this saga happens SO soon after Circe Saga, where he CAME BACK for them, put himself in grave danger and risked his return home to save THEM. Since the wind bag fuck up, this crew must have regained so much trust in him, Eurylychous must have felt so indebted and plagued by his own guilt because of his actions in Ocean Saga and Circe Saga. Because despite their doubts and question of How Much Longer Till His Luck Runs Out, their Capitan still came and saved them.
And then the Different Beast happens and it's ruthless and cruel but it's against their enemies, it feels like protection, no doubt. It's their Capitan making sure that they can make it home, that no other monster will follow them and make it impossible.
But then the Scylla happens and it never has been more clearer than there. Eurylychous would not be that furious if he didn't realize and he IS a second-in-command, he is not stupid. Six men who held the torches died and it was by Odysseus' order. This is no longer slaying every foe on the way home, this is Odysseus willing to sacrifice even them. Is it the same capitan who came back for them on Circe's island, is the same who always did everything he could to make sure they all made it back? How Are They Supposed To Trust Him Now?
This situation is so fucked and both sides have their point, I'm so sick of seeing posts putting the full blame on either side. They are all human and stressed and they don't know what to trust, what to do to come back home - and the worst part of it all, they probably never stood a chance.
After all, Zeus has already said they The Blood On Your Hands Is Something You Can't Lose, All You Can Choose Is Whose.
#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#thunder saga#odysseus#Eurylychous#i have so many emotions towards these guys#i'm half tempted to write another analysis/reconstruction of events for Eurylychous#the way i did for Askeladd#god can i ever write something normal#zeus could you please allow me to stop writing doomed leader-second-in-command realtionships#this is getting so out of hand
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op: "i really don't mind-" zeta: "Do Not enable him"
sort of a sequel to this? a lot of people really wanted op to get a hug and i support that. so does prima. zeta isn't really against it, he just wishes prima would at least try to stick to the schedule for primus' sake-
haunted au
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#prima prime#maccadam#haunted au#my art#also yes if you're wondering zeta did fit cuddle time into the schedule. normally right after the five minutes of sobbing weekly session.#OP is handling the break-up like a fucking champ thank you very much he can get all his ugly crying out in one go every week#no this isn't unhealthy it's called time management please try to keep up#(<- may or may not be the exact same conversation that happened right before cuddle time was included into the schedule)#also not seen here but megatronus is right out of frame. seething in jealousy.#prima keeps hogging their baby brother and he's so mad about it#tf one
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