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“Anakin is hoping to come up with an appropriate gift for him,” Obi-Wan says so that Anakin can blush himself into submission in silence.
Never let it be said that he is not kind to his former-padawan.
“A gun,” Cody says.
Ah.
Hm.
“How about not a gun?” Anakin tries with uncharacteristic tact. “Maybe something more nonlethal?”
Cody does not understand. He tucks himself flat against Obi-Wan’s back and peers over his shoulder into the drying rack as if it has come to contain a mine in the last eight and a half hours.
“Something that makes one’s life easier here at the Temple, perhaps,” Obi-Wan suggests.
His commander’s attention homes in on him once more.
“A gun,” he repeats. “Big one. Plasma blaster. Hybrid with a slug thrower.”
Anakin stares into Obi-Wan’s soul the way he does when he is blaming Obi-Wan for all that has transpired in a given situation.
“Other suggestions, commander?” he asks flatly.
“Boots.”
Cody is perhaps too practical to be helpful in providing advice on this issue. Obi-Wan stands to allow him to take the now-warmed stool. Cody takes it, but only because it gives him leverage to see what is going on at the bottom of the empty side of the sink.
He is curious that way, Cody. Much like a cat in his mannerisms. The Temple has been a place of endless horrors and intrigue for him since his arrival to Obi-Wan’s rooms a month or so ago.
“Literally anything else?” Anakin says.
“He gave me a toad,” Cody says.
Anakin’s remaining patience evaporates before Obi-Wan’s very eyes. He defers irritably to Obi-Wan in an unspoken demand to translate.
“The captain very kindly brought Cody a small paludarium,” Obi-Wan says. “It contains a wonderful specimen of the—”
“Tiny yellow toad,” Cody interrupts. “Here, I will introduce you. You can take her back.”
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Cody hates slimy things. Full fic here.
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Master List Pt. 2
YouTubers
Swaggersouls
Streamers Dream - smut
Markiplier
Games of the many - smut
Joysticks and pushing buttons - smut
Sticks and stones - smut
That one look - smut
The punishment unforgotten - Violence/smut
A need for it and her - smut
The stress is real - fluff
"Im sorry, honey" - fluff
Roomies or More? (Egos) - smut
Yancy NSFW alphabet - smut
Love mistaken for hate (Wilford Warfstache) - fluff
Don't fear the reaper (Darkiplier) - smut
Dark lust (Darkiplier) - smut
Static (Darkiplier) - smut
Warp core breech Pt.1 (ISWM) - fluff
Warp core breech Pt.2 (ISWM) - fluff
Seeing Stars (ISWM) - fluff
Jacksepticeye
Blue tint and cold tiles - smut
Marvel
Me and the Devil walking side by side (Daredevil) - fluff
Sorcerer Supreme (Doctor Strange) - smut
More like Einstein (Tony Stark) - smut
Two tons of iron (Tony Stark) - smut
Green-ish (Bruce Banner) - smut
Tender Touch (Scott Lang) - smut
The speed of light (Pietro Maximoff) - fluff
Courts of Green Pt.1 (Bucky Barnes) - fluff
Courts of Green Pt.2 (Bucky Barnes) - fluff
Courts of Green Pt.3 (Bucky Barnes) - Violence/ fluff
Feathers and Swords (Clint Barton) - smut
Hawks gold (Clint Barton) - fluff
As beautiful as an angel (Yondu Udonta) - fluff
Fear makes love (Ronan the accuser) - smut
Sharp as steel (Wolverine) - smut
Blades that steel the heart (Wolverine) - fluff
Obviously not that obvious (Drax the Destroyer) - smut
DC
Tattoo Buddies (Chato Santana) - fluff
Soldier Boy (Rick Flag) - smut
Slice and dice (Captain boomerang) - smut
Scars and stripes (BOP Victor Zsasz) - smut
TWD
Guns of blazing love (Aaron) - smut
Maybe evil Maybe not But just about (Shane) - smut
Barbed Wire Pt.1 (Negan) - smut
Barbed Wire Pt.2 (Negan) - Smut
Barbed Wire Pt.3 (Negan) - Violence/fluff
Barbed Wire Pt.4 (Negan) - Violence/fluff
Barbed Wire Pt.5 (Negan) - smut
Barbed Wire Pt.6 (Negan) - Violence/fluff
Barbed Wire Pt.7 (Negan) - Violence/fluff
Barbed Wire Pt.8 (Negan) - fluff
Star Wars
The light within (Qui Gon Jinn) - fluff
The force of two (Qui Gon Jinn) - fluff
The force binds all (Obi Wan Kenobi) - smut
The intimidating side of things (Boba Fett) - smut
Orders (Poe Dameron) - angst/ fluff
Black ink (Darth Maul) - smut
The Witcher
How The Witcher men react when you cry - fluff
Bard and Bells (Jaskier) - fluff
Gotham
Gotham Villains teaching s/o to shoot a gun
Gotham Villains when s/o doesn't answer the phone
How Gotham Villains react to their s/o getting shot
Sexting with Oswald Cobblepot - smut
Gotham's King and Queen (Oswald Cobblepot) - angst
I will kill you (Oswald Cobblepot) - fluff
Emperor Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot) - smut
Smoking Roses Pt.1 (Victor Zsasz) - smut
Smoking Roses Pt.2 (Victor Zsasz)- smut
Tainted Riddle (Ed Nygma) - fluff
What am I? (Ed Nygma) - fluff/Violence
Five-O (Jim Gordon) - smut
Stalked (Jeremiah Valeska) - Violence/fluff
Fantastic Beasts
Blue fire and silver smoke (Gellert Grindelwald) - fluff
Heaven without fear (Credence Barebone) - smut
Boardwalk Empire
Gentleman with a dark side (Arnold Rothstein) - smut
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