The chokehold 2012 Avengers tower fanfiction has on me is insane
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Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?
Y/N: I got her a dog.
Kate: Really? Me too!
Sam: I also got her a dog!
Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.
Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.
Scott: I got her a dog!
[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]
Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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*Avengers meeting*
Tony: Y/N is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Y/N bursts through the door*
Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Marvel headcanons:
- Clint gifts Peter a drum set for birthday just to annoy Tony, Tony just turned the soundproofed walls and.
- Nat has a „emotional support knife“ and every time she’s stressed she stabs random people with it.
- In Peters school was a project called, bring a family heirloom. So he just brought Steve with him, because he was practically given from Howard to Tony and one day he will be given to Peter.
- What if one day when the Rogeus are in Wakanda they all panic because Toby’s jet appears and then Peter gets out, he and Shuri disappear to god knows where. For a week none of the two is be seen and then Peter goes back to Queens, all of the Rogeus just think they hallucinated and neither TChalla or Shuri is willingly to explain it.
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Steve: If a woman sleeps with five men she’s called a whore, but if a guy does the same what is he called?
Tony: Womanizer.
Natasha: Gay.
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