#captain america shitpost

[mintaikk]

Mini comic I made based on a convo I had with my mom

Also, for the people who don't believe me 👇

(Stony isn't technically canon but it was in a fantastic 4 comic with a female Tony countperart. Idk, I haven't read it and only know about it when i was bored and checked the shipping wiki while zoning out of a movie. It's weird)

(Random note for spideypool: Wade will flirt with anything that moves, but what showd he had an actual crush on Spidey beyind attraction was when his daughter pointed out how much he talked about him and he got embarrassed. Also, the fact that he changed his entire moral code for Spidey. And they're confirmed heartmates. I haven't gotten that far in the comic yet, but I think it's like soulmates but more romantic. Also, Deadpool had a free pass list of people he can sleep with while he was married (his wife signed it and everything), and Spiderman was number five

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description: A heavily edited meme. A picture of classic Captain America (from the comic issue where he punches Hitler) is set next to two flags: the American flag, and a 6-stripe Pride flag. The dialogue caption underneath has been edited to read, "It's time to punch some Nazis! Also gay pride!"]

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It's time to punch some Nazis! Also gay pride!

[buckymilf]

the real dialogue of this scene.

[huldrabitch]

616 Stevetony relationship moments ❤️ (Based on this) + additional post because I think I'm funny

[thwackk]

panel redraw + the captains meet and go to the mall.

[cataclitsmicdisaster]

conversation I had with my sister today while travelling to Wales

My sister: I'd have loved to see Deadpool interact with Captain America if Steve hadn't died

Me: can you imagine? If not the constant stream of comments about "America's ass" then

Her: wait what if when they inevitably got in a fight, Steve tried to bring him (Wade) back so Wade shot

Both: him in the legs cuz he's shield is the size of a dinner plate!

Me: wonder why The Winter Soldier never did that

Her: he's The Winter Soldier, not The Winter Smart-arse

[rainingbicycles]

Listen, I just want a bit of reassurance that I’m not the only one who spends the majority of my day thinking about, if not reading, fanfiction.

Like, I don’t think you understand -

Watching a movie? = I want that as an AU.

Listening to music? = Daydreaming about fics.

Randomly thinking of a very obscure, specific storyline that I need to read? = Spending a good hour looking for it on ao3, before giving up and realising I’ll just have to write it myself.

HELP ME

[reginaphalange2403]

I did the incorrect quotes simulator thing again but with Steve and Tony, and-

I’m fucking crying💀 this is just a deleted scene from civil war

[loomontoia]

And this is what happens everytime that they try to cook something

[crossthread]

There's something so inherently lovely about the trope comrades in arms falling in love. Are we so deeply entangled and connected by our common trauma? Would we ever fall in love if it weren't in the middle of a war? I'd kill for you. I'd die for you. But above all else I fervently wish to live for you. We're deep in the trenches, mud up to our knees and blood on our faces but your warmth makes it bareable. After the war, I wake up panting from nightmares and I always reach for you, even when I can't bear your touch. We've walked hell together. I've seen you commit the most atrocious of sins but I kiss your blood soaked hand so gently because I understand. I was there with you. I cannot bear to ever part from you.

Just. Falling in love in the middle of a war is so tragic and gritty but there's just something about finding softness in the hardest of places.

[cessmaga]

if you think fandom is bad and gay cuz full of crazy obsessive creepy fangirl, yeah your 100% right but guys missing out the fun, it has full of potential shitpost 💀💀

[crusaderguy]

I'm extra cooked with a side of fries.

[buckymilf]

was this made before

[stargazerssociety]

i just sing the star spangled banner when i cum. i shoot fireworks. come and get me

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

[pinkdreamcollectorsworld]

Hellooo!

I'm working on something currently, and I can't wait to share it with you guys! It will hopefully be done within the next couple of days.

Its not anything huge, just figured I would start writing and putting some stuff out there 😊❤

(Its a marvel focused one shot btw) (or something like that I need to work on my terminology)