#cat...MATTRESS

[kenziezie]

hello!! i haven't posted in a few days because i'm working on a bit of a project :) but i hope this is able to sate you

i tried to make the cat look as fluffy as possible hehehe

[superbatsbison]

thinking of poly superbat x male reader

you and bruce are an established couple

ofc he eventually reveals the fact that he's batman to you

it gets to a point. especially since you're living together

afterward, you become more involved in both bruce and batman's life

because of this, occasionally, you run into some of the other members of the justice league

mainly clark

sorry, i mean superman

he's always hanging around the manor

going over cases with bruce

sometimes coming back with him after particularly grueling missions

and who are you to turn away a handsome face?

who said that 👀

at first clark is surprised that bruce has such a kind boyfriend

or any boyfriend at all really

he didn't peg bruce as being emotionally available. or into men....

ANYWAY

he obviously doesn't need help patching up like bruce does

but often times his mind wanders...

thinking about what he could do differently

What would happen if things went wrong.

soon, he finds himself zoning out in the batcave

and- oh? you're sitting by him

your soft gaze and strong hand rubbing his back helps to calm his racing thoughts

he finds it easy opening up to you

you sit and listen to his worries. giving your input when you think he's running circles in his mind

meanwhile, bruce is across the cave watching you two

he adores you for your big heart and caring nature

watching you comfort his closest friend makes him feel warm inside

he also can't help the passing thought that you two look good side by side

wait what....

maybe he should call it a night

but the pattern continues

you and bruce continue to grow closer to clark

often making him a topic of your conversation

and poor clark

clark feels terrible for the feelings he's developing for you both

i mean you're a couple for god's sake!

a very kind....generous....attractive couple....

is he a bad friend?

meanwhile, in gotham, you're asking yourself if you're a bad boyfriend

you feel like the worst partner ever

you love bruce so much

and yet you've been thinking about clark almost just as often

oh, what would bruce think if he knew.

pan to bruce, who's already clocked onto what's going on LMFAO

i mean, he's not the world's greatest detective for nothing

clearly, he can see clark and his boyfriend are developing something

and he should be angry. right?

hurt at the least?

but all he can manage to feel is endeared

he thinks about clark joining your relationship

treating clark the way he treats you

clark... treating you the way, bruce... treats you

oh my god he's bricked

flash forward to you two laying in bed together

😏

in the silence of the peaceful moment, him blurting out, "honey I think we have feelings for clark"

you shooting upright off his chest

after the initial panic fades you both finally talk it out

speaking of talking it out, poor clark is left to relay his miseries to lois

when he gets done describing all the events of the past couple of months, she starts to laugh

clark: what? 🥺

lois: they're totally trying to say they like your vibe

this gives him hope that he's not making things up

soon you three are back in the cave

except the energy tonight isn't solemn like usual

it's charged

you and clark are in your usual spots side by side

bruce in his chair with his mask and gloves off

eventually, your conversation with clark fades, and you're left looking into each other's eyes

you both lean in for a kiss

after a few moments, clark remembers himself and pulls away to look at bruce

his eyes are wide as he expects bruce to unleash his wrath

but instead, he simply stands and walks over to the pair of you

he sits behind you with a hand around your waist

his thumb rubbing up and down on your stomach

he reaches the other out and puts it on the back of clark's neck

using his leverage, he pulls clark into a kiss

they're both so much taller than you

they're practically kissing over your head

not that you're complaining

it's the perfect angle to plant your own little kisses underneath their jaws

there in your own little cuddle pile, you all confess to each other

clark is over the moon to have the affection of you both

he quickly finds a home in your dynamic

now, instead of having weekly post mission meet-ups in the cave, you all decompress in bruce's comically large bed

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

more lethan kitties

[neptune-scythe]

Aroace culture is upgrading to a queen size mattress not to fit another person but to have more room for yourself and your cats to sleep comfortably at night

[aulirwis]

a nice little solution for now (thanks for reading!)

(another comic about cats in: mattress, page 19-20)

[ysaefinn]

Stsg kiss you goodnight then leave the room for a few seconds to play rock paper scissors and the winner gets to be your bed for the night

[tippyinmyteacups]

He's my man, we're hand in hand, to hell and back and I love him like nobody else can.

Edit: sorry I was so freaked out about the spider um so

Song is He's my man by luvcat

Also this was awhile ago and I wasn't that good at drawing Ford yet (still not great) pls don't look at his face 😞

[the-owl-tree]

Wolf and her polycule pls!!! If that's too much Fox and Blight perhaps? (Don't remember if they're a ship or not)

NOT too much, i literally had a sketch of their cuddle pile ready lol i'll do fox and blight once i do some other requests

[yenthecat]

HAVIN A GOOD TIME

[tevos]

hey so it’s salem’s EIGHTH birthday this month can you believe he was once such a stripy brown little jellybean?

[whiteandgreydot]

[charlie-dowds-migraine]

@arthur-lesters-spinal-cord 's Noel!! <3<3<3 so so very fun to draw he's one of my favorites

I have so many more Noels to draw and finish but I need to go to sleep now

[goshyesvintageads]

Spring Air Co, 1975

[aulirwis]

Eulogy

(another comic about cats in: mattress, page 18)

[crystaltoa]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that some of the hardships I’m experiencing are because I chose this situation, knowing there would be hardships, because I found it preferable to an alternative choice with different hardships.

And that’s definitely better than the hardships people face that they had no say in, certainly.

But one day I’d like there to be an unquestionably ‘ easy mode’ option i could take instead

[hootybal-lecter]

Cats don't understand the concept of needing to wash bedsheets

They just stare at you with contempt as they sit on the bare mattress wondering why you would purposefully make the bed less welcoming to them