The differences between the civilian and vigilante identities:
Batman: An emo but kind girl's dad with twenty children and a lot of baggage
Brucie: Local bitch boy, prince of Gotham with way more children than he can take care of
Oracle: Done with her life. Doesn't know your name and won't care enough to find out. Is convinced that all her co-workers are lesser beings of low intelligence
Babs: Cop's kid, always taking care of others, tries her best to be a good influence on Gotham's youth
Nightwing: Sunshine boy, helps old ladies cross the street, cares more about other people than himself
Dickie: Road rage, protect sibling, kick ass, kiss wife
Red Hood: Tough boy with daddy issues, if you're not a child he won't take it easy. Be prepared, he has killed before, is killing now and will kill again.
Jaybird: Daddy's special fucking boy, literature kid, can and will make you feel dumb during any normal conversation
Batgirl/Black Bat: Scary af, "Nobody dies tonight", must be protected from all the evil in the world >:(
Cass: Hugger, looks like the nice one, is not the nice one, hits everyone that gets near her, is all the evil in the world
Spoiler: Sarcastic, a little shit, daddy issues at it's finest, "no kill rule who?", anger issues, zero respect for anyone or anything
Steph: This one doesn't actually change much
Red Robin: Lamest hero ever, definition of loser, bullied on twitter by thirteen year olds, got beat up by a man in yellow tights
Timmers: Cool kid, sunglasses, rich af, has a bunch of fangirls
Signal: The personality and the winning smile, cops hates him, tries to look cool but always laughs and breaks character, disappears like Batman so he won't have to listen about property damage
Duke: Moody teen, acts so dumb that it looks like he's trying to die, always messing with people but he's so cool that no one actually gets mad, only one with power to annoy everyone in the family at the same time
Carrie: "But, dad!!!", theatre kid, that one friend your parents actually like, has cool fun facts of any subject you ask them about
Catkid: Currently counting how many grenades they'll need to blow up the White House and take control of the USA government
Habibi: The most polite someone could possibly be while describing how he would commit atrocities, he is literally three apples tall, cute af, gives the best gifts
Robin: "Language my ass, you dumb fucking bitch!"
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Slash:*giggles* quit it! I’m ticklish!
Duff:Coochie Coo!
Paul:*laughs hysterically* Stahahahp!
Thahaht Tihihickles! *tickles Gene back* Gene:*laughs Uncontrollably* I can’t take it!
Tommy and Ace:*tickling peter* tickles for the Kitty!
Peter:Wahahahahaha! Please! Stahahahp!
Eric:*tickled by fox kits* Stahahahp! That tickles!
Spacey:*tickles Catkid*. Coochie Coo!
Catkid:Bwahahahahaha! That Really Tickles!
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Gene:Stahahahahap! Spacey! I’m ticklish! Pleahahahahase! Bwahahahahahahaha! Nohohohohoho!
Catkid:Awww! I want a turn! Spacey! It’s not fair!
Starchild:Keep Tickling! he would spill! Lil Demon:*grabs a toothbrush.* *giggles*
Catkid:what am I supposed to do with these feathers? Lil demon:*continues tickling Gene’s pits.* tickle his navel! Catkid:*giggles* Yay!
Gene:*squeals* Ahahahahahahahaha! Stahahahahap it! Stahahahahap! Stahahahahap It! That Tickles! It’s too much! Wahahahahahaha!
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Paul:Please! Bwahahahaha! Please Stahahahp! I Cahahahan't stand it anymore! Ahahahaha! Pleahahahase! I Dihihinin't Eat It! Nohohoho! Not My Heels! Ahahahaha! Oh Mahahahahan! That Tickles!
Ace:*tries to not laugh.* Pfft. That tickles.
Gene:*tickles Paul's between his toes* admit it. You ate my cake.
Catkid:*licks Ace's soles.* tasty.
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