#cause he’s great

[trash-town-mayor]

I feel so fortunate to know you.

But not in the way you might think…

I am fortunate to witness your smile,

bright and unapologetic.

There’s nothing more that I want

than to bask in the beauty of it.

To capture each passing second in a bottle

as if they were fireflies.

Because I’m terrified one day I’ll miss it—

it will be gone as if it were never there before.

I am fortunate to talk with you.

Taking in your knowledge on the world

because your view is so stunning,

so understanding,

and so comforting.

Sometimes I wish that my mind

could let go as much as yours,

and see exactly what I’ve been missing all this time.

So I want to stay as long as I can

to learn more from you

as each day passes.

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[azfellschild]

Good and Evil wrestling, with Evil triumphing

bit different from my latest work but something in me told me i needed to draw this

[evanbi-ckley]

Buck: "I'm bisexual 😃"

Eddie: "That's great, bro! Time to blow up my entire life 😃"

[srapsodia]

Maaaaan, that was close...

[purple-goo-writes]

I don't know why I thought this but-

Danny getting yeeted into DC and some how some way lands a gig as a Lounge Singer for Iceberg Lounge.

Could be reg adult danny, androgynous danny or fem danny. Idk. But some how Danny ends up known as the Siren of Iceberg Lounge. And Penguin isn't letting Bats scare his Best Act away! And he isn't letting those younger ones sniff around his little song bird either! There will be no BatCat reenactment here!

[anemonet]

this bad boy can fit so much sick symbolisms

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Instead of the “Jason vs Percy” rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power it’s them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.

Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes “erm, actually”

The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.

“It’s amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.” “Erm, it was actually built for Mars…”

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Ratigan

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

[ricky-mortis]

Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"We're gonna need badges. There are three levels. Each successive level gets you better access."

Leverage S04E09 The Cross My Heart Job.

[trash-town-mayor]

September 13th

You ask me

before classes

to come to your apartment

to watch a show.

And while I have plenty to do,

I agree.

‘Cause I’d much rather be

in your arms

than nose deep

in a textbook.

~ Mads

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

abraham lincoln's assassination remains wild to me. president of the united states murdered by famous young actor nicknamed "the handsomest man in America," during the performance of a highly popular theatrical production. imagine if Timothée Chalamet murdered the U. S. President at a Hamilton Broadway performance. what the fuck

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Nya~

Transcript:

Yes, my kitties. Enjoy your lovely little crunchy snacks as we all together celebrate international women's day.

*chat meowing continues*

Oh, this? My pussy?

Transcript:

Well, I find all of this very easy to believe.

I’ve always gotten along rather well with cats, kitties, pussy if you’re vulgar.

It’s no challenge for me. You see, cats… Cats have always had a profound intelligence. A sort of wisdom.

And the ability to detect, of course…

That I am a cat myself.

*meowing*

Transcript:

(Reading a donation) Hey Gianni, man where were you?

Everyone at catboys anonymous missed you.

You were about to get your 72 month chip.

Alright. Allow me to answer this one as well.

I am no longer a part of catboys anonymous.

I am no longer anonymous. I am simply out in the open.

Next question.

Purrfect clip

Oh this? clip

I am a cat myself clip

Catboys anonymous clip

not a clip but for anyone who is wondering "why were there so many cat clips"

[stealingpotatoes]

luke and biggs… thoughts?

many thoughts + it means luke has a type

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅