#clean hacks

[thoughtportal]

cleaning along desire paths

[avada-kedavra-bitch-187pt2]

A hack to deleting photos

I go month by month

Go to search bar in photos and search January then go through and delete.

You can keep memorabilia but if it’s something u haven’t seen since u saved it delete it.

I normally delete but never finish going through the month in the time frame so next time I’ll do January until i finish going through them all then i search February

So just continue until u have went through all the months

You can go backwards and search December first

[lazylittledragon]

listen i need you to know that you can have the most ridiculous reasons to perform self care if it gets you to actually do it. i just became the owner of a beautiful floral floor length satin robe and if that's really all it's going to take for me to shower every day and do my skincare and brush my teeth then so be it

[wistfulwatcher]

I'm serious, that was absolutely the worst.

[ashtreegt]

[n1pp]

Henry Miller // "To make living itself an art, that is the goal."

[thebramblewood]

Everyone's favorite little sister is back! And perhaps she's got a new mystery to solve? 👀

Previous / Next

Alma: Doesn’t it feel spooky to be back here? You guys nearly died.

Elli: [scoffs] We’re not cowards, Alma. Time to look our fear in the eye and tell it to fuck off, right, Guy?

Guy: I’ll drink to that.

Alma: You’re being awfully quiet, Julia. Are you scared?

Julia: Of course not!

Alma: The police never even caught that thing. It could still be out there.

Elli: No way! It hasn’t attacked in months. Something that vicious could never lay low so long.

Guy: Jules, as our budding amateur investigator, what do you think?

Julia: [quietly] I think it’s probably long gone by now.

Guy: But the real question, Miss Junior Detective-

Julia: Stop teasing me!

Guy: What do we believe that thing actually was?

Julia: Didn’t the police say it was probably some rabid-

Alma: [snort giggles] Elli still swears it was human!

Elli: Dude, don’t laugh. Whatever attacked me stood on two legs and wore a black hoodie. I know what I saw.

Guy: No offense, Elli, but we were both scared out of our skulls. All I remember is red eyes and sharp teeth. Does that sound human to you?

Elli: All I’m saying is there’s more out there than we know. It could’ve been a werewolf! A vampire! Some deranged fucker with a biting fetish! I’m not ruling anything out.

Guy: Well, whatever it was, let’s hope it’s good and dead.

Alma: Can we wrap this up? I’d like to get to winter formal while there’s still time to dance.

-

Julia: Still no activity in her email. Except me, of course. [keys clacking] Dear Mom, Dad and Julia. Sorry I haven’t written in a while, but life in Selvadorada is unpredictable, to put it lightly…

Mom! Dad! I just got a new email from Helena!

Andrew: Another email? I don’t understand why she can’t just call.

Rose: She’s told us, Andrew. They’ve hardly got service out there.

Andrew: But it’s the holidays! The least they could do is drive her into the nearest town.

Rose: Hush, dear. Now, tell us what she says, honey.

Julia: Hmm, let’s see. She says the archaeology team has moved into the heart of the jungle. They’re working to secure a dig site around an ancient Omiscan temple and have to move fast before looters catch wind of it!

Rose: Looters? That sounds dangerous.

Andrew: Where did this sudden passion for archaeology even come from?

Rose: Well, she’s never been sure about her career path. It’s good for her to try new things, isn’t it?

Andrew: I suppose, though it’s still not like her to run off so spontaneously. Does she say anything else?

Julia: Just that she’s, uh, learning a lot and meeting interesting people and having a good time. But she misses us. A lot. And she, uh… [voice catches] hopes she’ll be home soon. [abruptly] Now, let’s get this Winterfest show on the road! Mom, you aren’t even wearing your holiday PJs!

Rose: Oh, I guess it didn’t seem worth it this year, without your sister and all.

Julia: I’m still here!

-

Julia: Where are you, Helena?

Hmm.

[reality-detective]

Apple peels are the most nutritional part of an apple, but sadly they're covered with wax, pesticides and other chemicals, OFTEN...

Here 👆 is how to clean them using natural methods before you enjoy a clean apple with the peel intact and you won't be ingesting the toxic shit they are covered with. 🤔

[thatsbelievable]

[jubileedeeznuts-posting]

This is a request for you to draw your favorite student!

i am incapable Of choosing a favourite from my top five so i did my mate’s favourite from my Top five :] THANK YOU

[burnertracfone]

[A lazy teacher who uses her breasts to move things on the desk] by 開栓注意

[thoughtportal]

Whitening yellowed pillows is easier than you think! ✨ Wipe with dish soap + water ✨ Rinse with a damp towel ✨ Spray hydrogen peroxide + air dry in the shade (NOT in sunlight!) ✨ Repeat hydrogen peroxide step Repeat if needed. Bright pillows, no chlorine bleach (hydrogen peroxide is known as color safe bleach)

Jeeves_ny

[mythmagicetc]

when people with phan- or larry-related usernames are in the notes of my ryliver posts it’s like yeah i bet

[n1pp]

The Everything Shower

01. Pre-Shower

For an everything shower go from top (hair) to bottom (body). Do some prep before getting into the shower.

1: massage the roots of your hair with hair oil.

2: use hairmask on the ends of your hair.

3: clip your hair up and let it sit.

02. Shower

Shower time - get in and wash your hairmask off.

1: shampoo the scalp.

2: condition the ends of your hair.

Use a scalp massager while wasing your hair.

Wash your body with gentle soap, then exfoliate with a sea salt body scrub. Scrubbing before shaving helps get a closer, cleaner shave.

03. After shower

Put a soft fresh robe on, get cozy and move on to the after shower care - do your nails and don't forget to use nourishing oil afterwards.

Scrubbing and shaving might leave your skin sensitive and bare - use a moisturising cream.You can go for a high-end branded product, or you can go for the best stuff - baby products.Mom's best-kept secret. Do your facial skincare at this step.

Finally, change into fresh pyjamas and set the right atmosphere. Enjoy!

[h0neyfreak]

if you have ADHD and struggle with cleaning/keeping things clean, I’m going to offer some aggressively practical advice that may or may not work but has been so helpful for me to keep a base level of tidiness without losing a whole day to cleaning hyperfocus or ending up stressed to the point of crying about how much stuff I have to deal with.

(It’s best suited if you’re in your own apartment/house and have multiple rooms to manage.) But just start moving. Walk around your place. Put on some music or a YouTube video or whatever floats your boat in your headphones and go for a stroll. See some scissors on the coffee table? Snag em on your way by and drop them off where they go. A dish in your bedroom? Bring that bad boy to the sink as you round the corner. Going room by room or breaking tasks into smaller chunks honestly just stresses me out more lmao but wandering around aimlessly emptying trash bins and tossing socks into the hamper as I notice them?? Now I’m just playing one of those object spotter games babey. No pressure there. If I’m feeling extra ambitious I’ll carry a trash bag with me. Can’t get overwhelmed by a room if I leave it two seconds later. Something doesn’t have a place to go? Make one! Or leave it! Who cares!

A bonus tip is to go to Target or Goodwill or Homegoods or any place that has cheap bins/baskets (little ones that you’d keep pencils or rolls of tape or something in not large storage totes) and keep a few sets on hand. If you realize you’ve accumulated a comical number of sharpies you can go grab a little pencil tray for them and suddenly they have a place to go and now when you find a sharpie on the ground you can toss it in the sharpie bin. Doesn’t matter if the sharpie bin is still on the ground, I’m not going to slip and die in a marker-based Looney Tunes incident and I know if I need a sharpie I go to the spot on the floor next to my bookshelf.

And if you go for a walk and don’t pick up anything that’s also fine you at least moved around a bit. Familiarized yourself with the landscape.

It also tricks my brain into seeing “moving from one room to the other = picking up a few things to put away” which just generally helps keep piles from getting out of hand.

Once I’ve made a few laps things are generally tidy enough to do the same thing with vacuuming/wiping down surfaces/dusting etc.

(side note but if you’re in HS/otherwise living with your parents and being constantly squished under a hydraulic press of shame and pressure about your inability to keep your room clean without actually being given coping skills or help, I see you and I love you and I was you and having a messy living space is not actually a moral failing it’s just a thing that happens sometimes)