#colonel's

[1863-project]

(video and tweet source)

THE HANSHIN TIGERS HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE OF THE COLONEL!

For the people who don't know, in 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won their first (and at the time, only) Japan Series victory. Traditionally, they've been hard luck losers, and they're often compared to the Red Sox in the sense of their being overshadowed by the Yomiuri Giants, who, like the Yankees, have won more championships than any other team in their league.

When they won, fans resembling the players on the team were jumping into the Dotonbori Canal in Osaka - the fans would yell out a player's name, and a fan who looked like them would jump in. The problem was when they got to Randy Bass, who none of the Japanese fans looked like. They needed to find something resembling him and selected a statue of Colonel Sanders, who was white and had a beard like Bass, and threw it into the canal.

Colonel Sanders sank underwater, and the Hanshin Tigers did...horribly after that, usually coming in last in the league or close to it, to the point where the team was considered cursed by his presence in the canal. The team made the Japan Series a few times after that in the 2000s and once in the 2010s, but lost each time.

In 2009, the Colonel was located and recovered from the Dotonbori Canal, save for his left hand and his glasses. He's now at a location near Koshien Stadium, where the Tigers play their home games (and where the famed national high school baseball championships are played), and can be viewed there to this day.

Fans were, however, not convinced that they had earned the Colonel's forgiveness, since his hand and glasses were missing. In the image above, he's been given some replacement glasses, but he still lacks a left hand.

This year, Hanshin beat the Orix Buffaloes, a team that plays roughly 20 minutes away by train in Nishinomiya, 4-3 in a seven-game series. The curse is thus considered broken...so the fans did what they do best, and threw a fan dressed like Colonel Sanders into the Dotonbori Canal.

For years, this has been my favorite baseball story, and I'm so happy that I was alive to see it seen all the way through. Congratulations, Hanshin fans!

[dev-posting]

NO

PUT IT BACK

[thatmightyheart]

recently watched this fresh hot new anime called fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood for the first time and i absolutely loved it! also these two made me deeply unwell (positive)

[chamomiletealeaf]

I know I literally never write for König since he’s not a fav of mine, but he is really fucking hot and I can’t stop thinking about his slutty little belt loop that he missed when he put his belt on.

You notice it while talking to him about your upcoming mission. You casually look him up and down as he’s speaking to you not thinking much about your innocently wandering eyes until they stop on his hips.

“Exfil should be-“

“You missed one.” You say with a smile.

“…what?” He asks.

You giggle and take a step closer.

“Your belt loop Colonel. You missed one.”

You take a few more steps towards him until you’re standing directly under his chin and you reach both hands out to undo his belt.

König’s breath hitches and looks down at you as he puts both hands up in almost a surrender when he feels your knuckles brush right above his hips over his happy trail.

You truly didn’t mean it in a sexual way at all. Just helping your Colonel out.. lending him a hand.. well, technically two.

You undo his belt, pull it through the loop he missed, and tighten it around his hips again, causing the force of you tugging on his belt to jut his hips forward a bit. You never take your eyes off your hands working the belt and are completely oblivious to the way König is blushing furiously under his hood and how he’s repressing doglike pants.

“There. Fixed.” You say triumphantly, putting your hands on your hips and finally looking back up at him.

“What were you saying about the Exfil?”

König still stands dumb and speechless. A fucking quiet mess who doesn’t even remember what you were talking about. All he can think about is how thankful he was you finally looked away from his crotch area because holy fuck he’s rock hard now.

[terranceholdsapencil]

"I think youll find Im universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult."

"Its just a lot of wavy lines"

"Yeah, shorted out. Finally, a lie too big. "

[bk8y02odo0tlk]

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[besotted-with-austen]

Jane Austen: so, you go to Mr Collins' house and Elizabeth is there alone. She welcomes you politely, but she looks---troubled.

Colonel Fitzwilliam: and of course she does, after everything I said to her-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: do I sense if she is mad at me specifically or it is just her headache?

Jane Austen: roll an Investigation Check.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *grimacing* it's a three.

Jane Austen: just her headache.

Caroline Bingley: *derisively* she only looks like she wants to stab you, Darcy.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *shrugs* I guess I am too nervous to really give her a proper look.

Jane Austen: what do you do next?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: well, I-I tell her, "In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

Jane Austen: Elizabeth blushes. She is absolutely stunned.

Georgiana Darcy: that is good, right? Right?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: I tell her that even if her family is--not ideal-

Charles Bingley: *making a face*

Caroline Bingley: *playfully disgusted frown* and I made my character romance you?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: -and I might be acting impulsively, I just have to let her know that I love her. That's it.

**Silence**

Jane Austen: *smacks her lips* okay-

Charles Bingley: *histerical laughter* I don't like the way you said it-

Colonel Fitzwilliam: it's an immediate natural one, yes? Please tell me it's immediate.

Georgiana Darcy: shhhh!

Jane Austen: give me a Persuasion Check-let me tell you, you have to roll very high.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: figures-very well-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *beat*

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *flatly* natural one.

Colonel Fitzwilliam: JUSTICE!

Jane Austen: *claps her hands* you make your grand love confession, but Elizabeth stops you and immediately rejects you.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: ouch.

Jane Austen: she tells you that she could never marry the person that hurt her sister and destroyed Wickham's future-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *dawning horror* I had forgotten they had talked, fuck-

Jane Austen: and, finally-

Charles Bingley: there is more? He is already dead-

Jane Austen: Elizabeth looks at you dead in the eye and says: "From the very beginning—from the first moment, I may almost say—of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry."

Fitzwilliam Darcy: damn.

Caroline Bingley: *dying of laughter under the table*

Charles Bingley: I do not know if I can resurrect you after that.

Georgiana Darcy: I knew it, I should have given you Bardic Inspiration-

[qoppybirdie]

it the mgs2 day

[temeyes]

fuckboi Alejandro for my bestie @ragingbookdragon!! mwah mwah!!

[firawren]

Sense and Sensibility 1995 text posts

[jaeausten]

A good match, for he is rich and she is handsome.

[valentivy-creates]

It's still you...

I've seen many people say that this trend needs to be put with Wilford, so I decided to draw it! I hope you like it! (also posted on my Kofi!)

[cod-dump]

Soap: Damn- Why are you so big?

König: I’m radioactive

Soap:

König: Like Godzilla

Soap:

König, dryly: Roar

[faith369]

König x fem!reader (warning: nsfw, p in v, stomach buge, size kink)

König knows he's big, so he tries to be careful the first time you two have sex, but he miserably fails. As soon as his tip touches the tight walls of your pussy, he ends up pushing his whole length into you, making you let out something between a whine and a scream. His fat cock is filling you out, tip nudging at your cervix. “Scheiße, Sorry maus but feels so good.” You aren't able to answer, being occupied with trying to comprehend the way he stretches out your poor cunny. He starts moving, slowly, to let you get used to his size. Königs eyes move down your body until they are caught up around your belly, seeing the slight bulge that appears every time he drags himself along your walls. The sight makes him lose his self control all over again. Unable to hold back, he starts pounding into you. "Köniiii" you moan and scratch his back, but it only makes him go further "Fuuuck sorry Schtaz but can't stop“. His hand snakes in between you, pushing down where the outline of his cock is, causing your back to arch. Let's just say he had to carry you around the next day.

-Requests are open <3

[2kiran]

cw. trans könig. top reader.

teasing könig to the point he’s so unbearably wet, middle finger working him through his underwear. his large hands gripped the material of his cargo pants, trying to prevent himself from squirming. könig hated heavy traffic, hated how long you’d edge him for.

he whines when you push his boxers to the side, your fleeting touch sending a shiver to run down his spine. with two fingers, you spread him open to expose his quivering hole. he wanted you inside of him so badly, have you fuck him until his brain is mush and his legs proved to be worthless.

your eyes were fixated on the stoplight and slow cars that seemed to prolong the span of his torture. könig bit his bottom lip, fighting against the urge to grab your wrist and make you cup his groin. he wanted to grind against your warm palm than to have you embarrass him by slightly dipping your fingertip into his sopping heat, giving him hope, only to immediately pull away.

unfortunately, he had to be patient. it was only a matter of time until you both arrived home, until he could have your thick cock filling his insides, until he was so horny he’d rip off the condom and cry out at the feeling of your cum painting his pretty hole white.

[1-0t0r]

valentine doodles, hope yours was better than the colonel's!