#coucher avec moi

[alexalblondo]

Ryan Reynolds handing Esteban a bracelet saying „Daddy“ to wear

Mans has the vision

[magicalnerdsworld]

Buck: Bonjour, Hen. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Hen: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Buck: Is that what that means? Oh my god!

Buck, running to Eddie: Eddie! Eddie! Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La squadra and what languages (other than italian ) i think they might speak:

Risotto ✂️: Greek 🇬🇷

Italy is very close to Greece, and i think Risotto participated to some summer camps with his church group ( his granny had some connections with the local diocese ) and so he spent 4/5 years of his childhood in the island of Corfù. He knows the basics of the language and can keep up with a conversation but if people start talking to fast his brain shuts down and start singing " Ciuri Ciuri " by Roy Paci.

Prosciutto 🍖: French 🇫🇷

Ok so with Prosciutto is a lil complicated; his mother was a piano teacher that traveled a lot in France for concerts and sometimes he hat to attend to ( or do his own recital) and being the son of two cold hearted perfectionists he was supposed to speak fluently the language at first try. At the age of 15 ( when he decided he had enough of his family and ran away to Napoli ) he decided to put his knowledge aside and speak only in italian or the sicilian dialect, cause his hate for the tongue was rooted so deep inside of him. Eventually Risotto found out about it and knows that if he needs someone to translate some documents in french,Prosciutto is the right man!

Melone 🍈: Chinese 🇨🇳

The city of Prato has one of the largest Chinese community in Italy and Melone, being the lil know it all he is, was more than happy to add this skill to his curriculum. He started when he was in university and of course the first thing he tried to do was flirt with the chinese students from the Erasmus program ( his pronounce was terrible at first and received so many slaps in the face ) but the more he practiced the more he actually started enjoying the complexity and history behind the language. Now he uses it when he has to do some hacker jobs or just finding weird sited for his " alone nights "....yes i know, this mann CAN'T be normal.

Illuso 🔎: German 🇩🇪

Illuso's father was born and raised in Dresden but during a lil trip in Torino, was mesmerized by the beauty of an italian brunette...3 months later he found himself living in a loveless marriage with her and their unborn baby. Now, he didn't love his wife but he truly loved his son and he did everything he could to teach young illuso about his german heritage: he spoke to him in german when his wife wasn't around, sang his childhood's lullabies to him, made illuso watch cartoons and read comic books in german...La Squadra's favourite narcissist may act all tough and brag about his high level skills with the language but truth is, he just remembers fondly those memories with his late father.

Ghiaccio 🧊: Finnish 🇫🇮

You just got your driving licence, you are an angry teen from Veneto and your first car is a green Panda 4x4 that you are using to run away from the police after your parents had " a lil accident ". What's the best thing you can do to let some steam out? Hide in the countryside of Emilia-Romagna, roll up a j*int and listen to Finnish heavy metal music. Ghiaccio had some really tough times before joining la Squadra, and had a lot of pent up anger to let out, so he found comfort in finnish music and while he screamed with their lead singers in a very akward imitation of their dialect he actually slowly started to learn that ancient and interesting tongue. Now he can proudly speaks a fluent Finnish and whenever he has occasion he spends time with Risotto, blasting music and doing some wild karaoke.

Formaggio 🧀: Spanish 🇪🇸

Ok cheese man here is the king of flirting, and what language yells sensuality all over the place ( in his mind at least ): spanish~ He spent MONTHS in Ostia Lido, trying to catch the secrets of the iberic latin lovers and how the get all the ladies during his adolescence and now with his arrogan-ehm confidence, roman charm and smooth talking like an italian Ricky Martin he literally has to peel girls from his body. No seriusly 2/3 times the rest of the team thought he wasn't going to get some that night but the moment he starts lowering his voice and speaking spanish, the girl is already swooning in his arms. Watch out this summer chicas~

[nyoomfruits]

hi :) sorry for the weird question, but how "normal" it is for dutch people to learn/know german?

in italy you /have/ to study another foreign language in middle school beside english, and it's usually either french or spanish because they're the most similar (even though the majority of people tend to forget them later on) — I was curious if y'all had something similar?

and yes, the question comes from max speaking such good german it left me wondering if it may be a "dutch" thing and not just a "he's a polyglot" moment

no no this is an EXCELLENT question and i would love to answer it.

in the netherlands you have to do a ‘second’ language too, next to dutch and english, and here you can choose between either german or french. you get both of these at first before you have to choose in like the third or fourth year (differs per high school level) so most dutch people have at least SOME knowledge of both of these languages.

there’s actually a lot of german tourism in the netherlands which is why especially people in touristy area’s (big cities + places near water) speak german pretty fluently.

HOWEVER i’m pretty sure the reason max speaks german so well is because his parents spent a lot of time with the schumachers growing up?? or he might be a polyglot yeah. because let me tell you i had german for 6 years and i in no way speak it as fluently as that man does lmao

[lelianasbong]

im generally not one for AUs that are anything more than like, canon divergence within the same story HOWEVER. wyllstarion moulin rouge-esque AU wyll as christian astarion as satine. idk the dynamic just Works for me obviously not in a one to one complete transfer but like, it's there. it's there I'm rotating it in my mind.

get out of my head anon....... 🗡 i'm kidding thank you for being here, fr though i'm not saying that i was listening to "your song" the other day n thinking about Them bt like... i was listening to "your song" the other day and thinking about Them.

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words / how wonderful life is while you're in the world

BUT YOUR VISION!! IS SO MUCH BETTER ASLFGHKJK;; "you will be mean / no i won't <3" i'm? choking?? it's.... it's all coming together.

Astarion: Besides, I can't fall in love with anyone.

Wyll: Can't... fall in love? But a life without love, that's... terrible.

Astarion: No. Being on the street, that's terrible.

Wyll: No! Love is like oxygen!

Astarion: What?

Wyll: Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! [bursts into song]

[realnielsbohr]

help me i cant stop listening to moulin rouge

[what-i-meant-to-say]

It's canon, boys and girls.

🧡Hondo🧡 can...

...and 🧡Hondo🧡 does.

[buttonhouseparty]

Just thinking about Kitty knowing all the All Saints. I thought, it’s funny that she loves them, but that’s not exactly a current reference, so how come she knows? Then it struck me that Alison is a millennial and that’s her era of pop music. Of course. Just like Saturday Night by Whigfield. Alison must have shared with Kitty some of her favourite music from when she was a kid. I don’t think Alison would’ve suggested doing a dance routine together, but I bet she just casually mentioned that she and her mates used to make up routines in their bedrooms, and then Kitty latched on to that.

The ghosts have such a hodgepodge knowledge of modern pop culture. Mary watched Loose Women and Robin liked Christine Lampard, they knew those things from watching current television. But Pat hadn’t heard of Band Aid, quite a big thing to miss considering the track still gets played on the radio every Christmas. Their access has been limited to whatever TV/radio/newspapers they could sneak a peek at over the years. It’s interesting to discover what they know and what they don’t.

Also. When Kitty says she’d invite Nicole, Natalie, Melanie and Shaznay to her imaginary dinner party, and the Captain nods. Like, ‘Quite right. I agree with my daughter.’ lol. What exactly do you know of mid-00s pop, sir.

[autistic-britta-perry]

q!maxo "I don't have time for romance" currently telling kameto in french that he's in love with him and has been waiting for someone like him and whether he wants to sleep with him

[wardrobeofemilyinparis]

02x01 "Voulez-Vou Coucher Avec Moi" - 2021

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Worn with: Roger Vivier Bag

[kdkntmshi]

[alexalblondo]

So far this week Esteban:

- stole Charles away from Pierre

- befriended Lebron James

- hiked to the Hollywood sign

- softlaunched a dude on Instagram

- went from Spiderman to Deadpool for his helmet

- got to hang with a Marvel actor

- was assigned „Daddy“ by Ryan Reynolds

(And it‘s only Wednesday)

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir, Jacques Rougeau?

[hallo-spaceb0y]

je juste veux quelqu'un me dit « voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir » comme jsuis lady marmalade est-ce trop demander ?

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Moony! Reg just taught me some French! Listen to this!

James: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Remus: You just asked me to sleep with you, Prongs

James: Merlin, is that what that means?

James: …

James: Wait, does that mean Reg want to sleep with me?

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: Bonjour, Alastor. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? Alastor: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Lucifer: Is that what that means? Oh, fucking damnit, Oz.