Demons Dialogue
"Have you ever thought about selling your soul? It's beautiful."
"I'm a demon. I'm bad and evil and cunning, and looking oh so good while doing it."
"Don't ask me if it hurt when I feel from heaven. It did and I will never forgive him for that."
"Urgh, your soul is so pure, I want to corrupt it."
"Demonslayer? What a fun little name for a mortal being shaking in their boots right now."
"I don't want what's best for humanity. I want what's best for me, and sometimes those things are the same. Doesn't mean I'm good."
"You know those crosses just work on vampires, right?"
"Ouch! Why the hell would you put holy water in a water gun? That's rude!"
"Seriously, have you ever actually read the bible?"
"The bad side isn't that bad. We are our own boss here."
"I'm your emotional support demon. Having difficulties making decisions? I'm always there to steer you in the wrong direction."
"Of course I still have wings. And I'm taking good care of them, so don't even think about touching them with your dirty little fingers."
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Story Idea: After 999 consecutive terms as Hell’s first and only president, Lucifer decides to step down, putting the entire netherworld in a panic about who will replace him.
At the same time, a recently deceased PR manager who sold her soul to a demon in her youth finds out the rights to her soul have been sold many times and she is now the property of a low-level government clerk who got her as a gift.
Seizing on the opportunity, she decides her meek and introverted new owner should be the next president of Hell. And she’s gonna make it happen.
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The bath was hot and left the air shimmering. The antagonist seemed like a mirage in the wavering steam - a door closed, then open, then closed again before they were at the protagonist’s side.
The protagonist lay frozen in the water. Their breath didn't quicken, though the protagonist wanted it to. They couldn't find words or sound. They could only watch as the antagonist knelt upon the tile, and reached out a hand. It was terribly, deliciously cold against the protagonist’s flushed skin.
They felt like they were burning up.
They felt like the touch, wrongwrongwrong, was the only cure.
"You're sick," the antagonist murmured, almost lovingly. "Thinking of me this way. You need help."
The cool touch caressed down the protagonist's bared throat, their sluggish pulse, and then it rested above the protagonist's thumping heart.
The world felt glitching. Unreal. The water was silken with some soothing scent; lavender or rose or something white and floral and heady.
The protagonist knew they should move, scream, say something, do something. They did not. They couldn’t. Did they want to? They might have leaned in for some small relief.
The antagonist smiled. Their teeth were sharp, and their fingers seemed abruptly taloned. Beautiful and monstrous. They dug into the protagonist’s chest hard enough that it felt they might scoop the protagonist’s heart right out. Might dip their lips to the pulsating blood, life, heat, and drink like a desert creature scorched through with thirst.
They were so wonderfully cold.
"Folie à deux," the antagonist whispered. "Won't you let me leave your dreams?"
The protagonist woke up wet and shivering in an empty bath tub.
There were alone, except for the crescent moons of fingernails branded against their skin.
They took cold showers after that.
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Angel/Demon Dialogue
"I don't think an angel should say things like that."
"Could you help me with my wings? Please?"
"Not so pure after all, heh?"
"Millennias with you? Doesn't sound that bad."
"Let's play rock paper scissors to decide who gets the human."
"I have to give it to Father, he really outdid himself with creating you."
"Come on, have a little fun, Angel."
"Even demons should take good care of themselves."
"I made dinner." "But we don't eat."
"Show me your wings. They must hurt like that, so please let me help you."
"Tell me about you. Before all of this happened. I want to know everything about you."
"Oh my feathery friend, finally we meet again."
"I haven't been an angel for a while now, but this seems like the typical courting rituals of an angel. Do you want to tell me something?"
"You're not bad, just because someone else decided that you should be. We do have free will."
"Can we fly? Together, just this once?"
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Barbatos: *opening his birthday presents*
And this one is... *frowns* a toy...?
MC: *finger guns* ✨ A Barbie for a Barbie ✨
Everyone else: *awkward silence*
MC: Also, she's a cook...!
Everyone else: ......
MC: *looks around* Really, no laughs?? You guys have no sense of humor...!
Lucifer: *facepalms* Barbatos, I apologize for them-
Barbatos: *amused chuckle* No, there's no need for that. I actually like the gift, after all, I can't say I've ever gotten a "Barbie" for a present before...
MC: Hah, see?! Take that, bird demon man!
Lucifer: ???
MC: Anyway, happy birthday, Barb! 😊
Barbatos: *chuckle* Thank you, MC.
Solomon: *leaning in* I actually liked that joke, by the way. It was very creative.
MC: You're the real one, Sol.
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We talk about Creole/Cajun Cowboy Alastor -complete with that perfect southern Cajun/creole accent- but do we REALLY talk about it enough??!
Like, I mean down to the tiniest mannerisms and details. How Alastor probably was out in his family’s feilds putting in WORK everyday when he was younger or how he might’ve had such a heavy accent that everyone swooned when he’d speak -especially the ladies- and how he probably had to work 1000x harder to hide it when he started as a radio show host?!??!?
And don’t get me started on the natural charm…we all know he’s got it already but ADD in the southern aspects and you’ve got a whole new Alastor!!! I’m so certain his accent comes out when he’s reallll upset or agitated or if he’s reminiscing about his past -specifically his mother and what she was like- And speaking of her I just know she was a southern gothic girl and absolutely stunning!
Ughhhh I don’t think yall get what I’m trying to say about this but if you’re from the south you know what I’m talking about right?!?
Alastor enthusiasts rise up and give me your headcanons on this subject cause I’m so ready to write a fic about it idk whyyyy but I’m so tempted to do it!!!!
(Lmk the artist of this fanart. I can never find the original creator for some reason so that’d help me a lot if you guys lmk so I can tag them. ❤️ ) Credit to creator/not my art…
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Wicked little thing - Alastor x Gn!reader NSFW
warnings: NSFW, MDNI pls thank you,, possessive Alastor, pet names, established relationship, doesn't really have a plot just smut dom!Alastor, sub!reader
okay so this is gonna be NSFW I am aware that Alastor is ace but Id like to say that it is a spectrum and a lot of people who are ace themselves also write NSFW of Al, but in case anything happens I'll be happy to take it down also the outfit is primarily like shorts/miniskirt and a shirt with a boob window
Today was a peaceful day, well at least as peaceful as it could get in hell anyway, Y/n was getting ready in their room in the hotel, they weren't sure of what to wear so they opted for a pretty open outfit since it was hot that day, not thinking one bit about what other people might think, the important thing is that they were comfortable. So they went down to the lobby to get some errands from Charlie for the day, she was hanging out at the bar with Husk and Vaggie talking about god knows what but as soon as she saw Y/n coming in her direction she perked up ready to say hi to them
''Oh hi Y/n!! Good morning!! You came down to get some errands I presume?,,
she said excitedly taking them by the hand to greet them even more, they couldn't help but smile at her excitement
''yeah ahah, hope I'm not interrupting anything tho,,
she shook her head smiling looking back at them with kind of a serious face even tho it was still filled with excitement
''Okay so I need you to do some errands outside in cannibal town, you know how the people helped us and everything id like for you to give this to Rosie! sadly I'm too busy to do it myself I hope Its not a bother,,
''not at all, don't even worry about Charlie I will go there right away,,
they say taking said thing from Charlie's hands and heading out of the Hotel. As they arrived at cannibal town it took them a while to remember where Rosie's emporium was but as soon as they found they sighed in relief. It's not like they didn't like cannibal town, hell Alastor was a cannibal so it wasn't that, it's just that being outside with a bunch of people around made them uneasy.
As they enter the emporium they hear Rosie talking to someone so they walk towards the voices to find Alastor is the one she was talking to, they weren't surprised at all, Rosie was one of Alastor's dear friend so it was usual for them to be talking. They put all their attention towards Rosie not even noticing how Alastor was gripping his staff a little too tight
''Hey Rosie! I came here to give you something Charlie wanted you to have! here!,,
they say giving them the thing from their hands, Rosie was really happy and thanked them profusely also asking them if they wanted a pinky finger or something, but they declined kindly. It was at this point that Alastor got up from his seat, planting a hand on Y/n waist a little roughly
''My dear Rosie, it was a pleasure speaking to you but it seems that me and this little thing have to be going! till next time!,,
and like that shadows engulfed them making them appear in the shared bedroom they had at the hotel. Alastor then with one hand rotates them around roughly, putting one hand under their chin and pulling their head up to look at him while the other one digs in their waist. Y/n was confused at this little aggression that Alastor was displaying, it was not like it at all
''Don't I always tell you to be careful my dear, mh?~ what is going on with this distasteful outfit you are wearing, how many people looked at you,,
Y/n looked him in the eyes understanding what was going on: He was jealous and nonetheless possessive they didn't say anything, wanting Alastor to get even more worked up over how they looked today. Seeing this Alastor pushes them onto the bed and places himself between their legs, one hand digging into their hip while the other one is around their pretty little neck
''not replying now are we, pet?~ Let's see how much you can hold in your words, shall we?..
with that, he roughly took off their pants and slipped out his cock then pushed it all in one thrust, this made Y/n whimper with their mouth closed not wanting to give up on being a brat just yet. Alastor was going rough, hard and fast savouring every thrust, still holding on to their neck, the other hand claws digging deeper in their hip with each thrust
''you belong to me, do you understand that pet?~,,
he says waiting for an answer from them, when he doesn't get one he slaps their ass making them moan out loud, he then gets his face closer to theirs to whisper in their ear
''I want an answer my love~,,
they moan putting both their hands around the hand that Alastor had around their necks, they decide they've been a brat enough, after all they didn't want the radio demon to get even more aggressive
''Yes Alastor,,
he then smirks and kisses them on the neck going back to his pace now a little slower and softer
''Good pet,,
he says now kissing them on the neck and savouring every moan that comes out of their mouth. He then starts going even faster when he starts reaching his climax, his hands both on their hips digging into their skin, and finishing in them with one last hard thrust. He then flops himself on their chest breathing heavily
''Sorry I made you mad Al~,,
they say now in a soft voice, putting their hands in Alastor's hair to stroke at his deer ears, this makes him hum softly
a/n: I LOVE ALASTOR WITH MY ENTIRE BEING!! and him being possessive wowie sign me in!!! hope you guys liked this and remember my requests are now open in case anyone wants to suggest a prompt!!
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