i keep thinking about how much of a certified FREAKAZOID Lawrence Gordon is. Mf gets out of the bathroom trap, lets himself get his foot healed or whatever tf happened in Saw 3D (it doesn’t exist to me), and joins to work as a Jigsaw apprentice for WHAT? He needs a new hobby now that he isn’t cheating on his baddie wife? Someone get this man a woodworking class. Someone get him to watch the Great British Bake Off. Someone get Grindr on his phone or something because there is literally no reason for him to be partaking in domestic terrorism
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Worst part of my job is i work A LOT with ages 15 and up and so many teens are just soooooo skinny. 💀
I look at them like they're thinspo and then feel really weird because i know they're underage, but, damn im so jealous. 🙄😖
But its also like looking at thinspo without anyone knowing or having to open Tumblr. 😅
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I still say that your not a vampire hunter, no offense.
"Now you're just insulting me."
"You clearly have no idea just what I do then, for fucks sake... Just because I hunt and kill many kinds of creatures, and get involved in man made monster events to try and stop them? Doesn't mean I'm not a vampire hunter. Ther eis an entire plethora of confiscated items, weapons, and teeth, from such things I have killed. ensuring they don't come back in any form."
"Is this going to be another one of those situations where someone doesn't know what they are getting into, and then have to be beaten by the sign? I will grab the god damn sign again."
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New fic! What would the DC superheroes do with a Yellow Lantern ring of fear?
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Friggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope.
Know Your Vines [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Picture of a green, five-leafed plant:]
Virginia creeper: Vines useful as impromptu rope
[Picture of a green, 3-leafed plant:]
Poison ivy: Grows in same habitat as Virginia creeper
[A woman with long hair standing:]
Girlfriend: Into light bondage
[A dark image of a tree, the top of which extends above the panel, with light green vines near the base of the tree trunk:]
Area around campsite: Too dark to see
[Caption below the panel:] Relationship after camping trip: Strained
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