#crime solve

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[thefrsers]

#thats my mother and son taking down the bad guy together🥹🫡

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a bat with the power to turn invisible and also could telepathically affect people to make them understand bat language. Me and my bat friends were solving crimes, and in the dream we were trying to get rid of a man who bought a part of our forest to build a mall. 

[dukeofthomas]

"Are the Robins child soldiers" It depends. If the story is super serious and into exploring complex morality and grounded from reality's standards, then yes. If the story is lighthearted, made for children, fluff, etc., then no. If it's somewhere in the middle, it might depend.

If an author wants to write a story seriously delving into the fucked up-ness of children fighting criminals, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a fun story about villains and heroes featuring Robin in a world where that's not an issue, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a serious story but not apply IRL-logic to Robin, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

[t8oo]

does anyone remember the columbo episod where he babysits his nephew and his friends

[chiabeanz]

The fact that he’s not in my bed right now is a crime.

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I love when House and Wilson are arguing in the middle of a big case, and the conversation goes like this:

House: You've been hiding something from me. And I've finally figured it out.

Wilson: I'm hiding lots of things from you.

House: I went through your place.. I couldn't believe what I discovered.

Wilson: Damn you weren't supposed to find out about the hole in my basement that I use for dumping bodies.

House: Yeah, well - *he freezes* Hole... hole... that's it! He's got parasitic worms up his ass!

*House rushes away, leaving Wilson sighing and thinking about how he should have hid his Beyoncé tickets better*

[blueteller]

Cale when his people commit crimes: *shudders* "How vicious...!" Cale when Cale commits crimes:

[greatgodempresspan]

Listen, if you’re gonna remake Scooby-doo with the express purpose of making it all “adult, sexy and edgy” and you *don’t* take that opportunity to make the four of them a polycule who solve mysteries with their adorable, cowardly junkyard dog, you’re a fucking coward - I don’t know what else to tell you.

[charmac]

Mac McDonald - "Gay"

[doydoune]

for aa7 forget about phoenix or edgeworth i just want to see the weird girls team up and put their dads to retirement

[mishiami]

the silly kind of crush you develop on the only other person your age with the nice smile and the soft voice

[hakogyi]

happy pride month gosho boys

[buckingham-ashtray]

I keep forgetting that Sherlock Holmes and John Watson don’t actually live and breathe in this universe

[tastywormfood]

God made Edwin a repressed edwardian and killed him off, cause she knew he would be too powerful if he was born in a queer safe environment in the 21 century.

Like just by being autistic and existing he got a guy so obsessed with him he had to sacrifice him to a demon, a child of desire getting killed by a witch for him, a crow turned boy also getting killed by said witch cause he couldnt betray him, AND a guy literally deciding to run from death to stay with him for 30+ years after only knowing him for a couple of hours.

Imagine what he could do to the queer community alive with out internalized homophobia

[rosie-tyler]

Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence work as police detectives in the Los Angeles Police Department. Everything changes when Daniel becomes the obsession of Terry Silver, a criminal mastermind.