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crimsonservbot · 2 months ago
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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robyn-i-guess · 10 months ago
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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago
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He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.
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kimiko24 · 1 year ago
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Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:
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infernal666combustion · 1 month ago
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"Jiggle Physics"
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singswan-springswan · 9 months ago
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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of
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meattforbrains · 19 days ago
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The diner scene made me physically ill and rip my hair out and punch holes in my wall and
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prlssprfctn · 3 months ago
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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.
Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.
Dick, confused: Huh? Why?
Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?
Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-
Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...
Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO
Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?
Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?
Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.
Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.
Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!
Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran
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imsofuckinggayomfg · 7 months ago
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"i'm too old for you" sir, the age gap is literally one of the things that got me attracted to you in the first place
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ambrellaexists · 3 months ago
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They've got a racket and they're not afraid to use it
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lucifers-room · 5 months ago
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“that’s right, princess. fight back. make it difficult… give me a reason to get rough.”
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beepboopappreciation · 1 year ago
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Is this anything
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hoodedjelly · 10 months ago
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my little relativity falls designs for fun
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
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sleepii-moth · 4 months ago
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old habits die hard
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